Warning: weak stomachs please avoid reading
Tell me about the time you had your worst/miserablest puke?
I was once sleeping in the middle of the night back when I lived in Colorado Springs. Everything seemed all fine and dandy until I randomly woke up because of stomach ache. I panicked for a sec. I slept on the top bunk and had no way of getting to the bathroom in time. On may way down the ladder to the floor, I let it go ALL OVER MY BRO in the bed below me. It was bad :(
I can't remember the last time I puked.
that sucks
i hate when you puck and its like hard to breath
like that time you choked...rotflmao
No one needs to know what people's worst barf is...
But mine is soon to come...
Day after Thanksgiving.
I woke up like at 6AM, my stomach was hurting really bad.
When suddenly, I puked on my sheets.
The whole day was spent throwing up.
Um, I ate a whole box of Gobstoppers when I was 9 or so, and I puked with my mouth shut, so part of it went through my nose.
It buuuuuuurned. ;_;
I don't vomit. Ever.
Food poisoning thanks to Wendy's. Haven't had food from there in many, many months.
About 12 hours of throwing up.. couldn't go an hour without throwing up.. even if I managed to fall asleep.. within 60 minutes of my last bathroom visit I'd fall out of sleep and be puking again...
Missed my 7 1/2 hours of work that Sunday.. yeah, missed Sunday pay with those hours.. that sucked.. but my throwing up didn't stop until 2 am.. then it was recovery for the rest of the night..
I was down to throwing up stomach acid because I was empty... I couldn't eat, drink, and barely could sleep.. I just kinda just.. went limp on my bed.. and waited until the urge came again..
12+ hours of hell..
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on July 14, 2008, 10:37:09 PM
Food poisoning thanks to Wendy's. Haven't had food from there in many, many months.
About 12 hours of throwing up.. couldn't go an hour without throwing up.. even if I managed to fall asleep.. within 60 minutes of my last bathroom visit I'd fall out of sleep and be puking again...
Missed my 7 1/2 hours of work that Sunday.. yeah, missed Sunday pay with those hours.. that sucked.. but my throwing up didn't stop until 2 am.. then it was recovery for the rest of the night..
I was down to throwing up stomach acid because I was empty... I couldn't eat, drink, and barely could sleep.. I just kinda just.. went limp on my bed.. and waited until the urge came again..
12+ hours of hell..
That sounds horrible. ;_;
Geeze...
When I was little, me and my lil' sister were all comfy in my mom's bed watching TV. Aww cute, right? No! She drank some Sunny Delight then puked on me in her sleep out of nowhere! I was like "*Whimper* MAAAAAMMMAAA! GUBBA PUKED ON MEEE!!" Those were some new pajamas, soft and warm and everything. Dx
Then when I was is 4th Grade I got a roll of sour Bubbletape, and ate it all in one night over my sister's house. Yeah, the ENTIRE ROLL. Didn't share hardly any. It was all good until one night later. I was sittin' around reading a Harry Potter book, lalala... ended up falling asleep with my hand in it as a bookmark. Next thing I know, I shot up, pretty much jumped down from the top bunk, ran to the bathroom, and hurled like a mutha. Sour appleish gas-flavored NASTYNESS! Went to sleep...
But woke up again and ran to the bathroom... more nastyness...
Again, but couldn't make it to the bathroom... yellow chunky mess all on the new carpet in the hallway...
And again... ended up only making it to the trashcan conveniently placed in my room...
Then again and couldn't even make it to THAT... so I let it all go over the side. Problem was, it was the side against the wall, and my nephew was on the bottom bunk. The wall and blankets were covered in it. Then I think I had to run to the bathroom a couple of more times after that.
Let's just say none of us went to school the next day. Somehow my sister slept through it all. 0.o
Quote from: Sh0rTi on July 14, 2008, 11:03:11 PM
Geeze...
When I was little, me and my lil' sister were all comfy in my mom's bed watching TV. Aww cute, right? No! She drank some Sunny Delight then puked on me in her sleep out of nowhere! I was like "*Whimper* MAAAAAMMMAAA! GUBBA PUKED ON MEEE!!" Those were some new pajamas, soft and warm and everything. Dx
Then when I was is 4th Grade I got a roll of sour Bubbletape, and ate it all in one night over my sister's house. Yeah, the ENTIRE ROLL. Didn't share hardly any. It was all good until one night later. I was sittin' around reading a Harry Potter book, lalala... ended up falling asleep with my hand in it as a bookmark. Next thing I know, I shot up, pretty much jumped down from the top bunk, ran to the bathroom, and hurled like a mutha. Sour appleish gas-flavored NASTYNESS! Went to sleep...
But woke up again and ran to the bathroom... more nastyness...
Again, but couldn't make it to the bathroom... yellow chunky mess all on the new carpet in the hallway...
And again... ended up only making it to the trashcan conveniently placed in my room...
Then again and couldn't even make it to THAT... so I let it all go over the side. Problem was, it was the side against the wall, and my nephew was on the bottom bunk. The wall and blankets were covered in it. Then I think I had to run to the bathroom a couple of more times after that.
Let's just say none of us went to school the next day. Somehow my sister slept through it all. 0.o
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Um, that's gross. D:
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 14, 2008, 11:05:42 PM...
Um, that's gross. D:
Yeess... That is was.
Hence why it's my worst barf moment. I get descriptive and crazy-gross for a girl, I know sorry. >.> <.< ^^;
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on July 14, 2008, 10:37:04 PM
I don't vomit. Ever.
Lucky. I didn't vomit for 12 years...and then my f***ing niece got me sick.
I was so sick I couldn't move a muscle or it would hurt, so I was lying down on my bed, awake, at 3:00 AM or so. I stood up, went to see if my Mom was awake, went back to my room, and collapsed on the floor. I stood up, and puked, so a good portion of the floor had to be covered with a towel for 2 weeks after that. I puked again, then the day after, then on my niece (I said it was an accident..........>:D)
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on July 15, 2008, 06:16:03 AM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on July 14, 2008, 10:37:04 PM
I don't vomit. Ever.
Lucky. I didn't vomit for 12 years...and then my f***ing niece got me sick.
I was so sick I couldn't move a muscle or it would hurt, so I was lying down on my bed, awake, at 3:00 AM or so. I stood up, went to see if my Mom was awake, went back to my room, and collapsed on the floor. I stood up, and puked, so a good portion of the floor had to be covered with a towel for 2 weeks after that. I puked again, then the day after, then on my niece (I said it was an accident..........>:D)
Hehe, nice one.
I can't really think of anything, except once my brother threw up on my bed. Oh and that time I threw up after going on something at the carnival in my town.
O_o I have to admit, this is one wierd thread...
But, Seeing as I haven't barfed in years, I can't remember any instance, since I was too young to remember so.
My sister is a different story...
Quote from: red7js on July 15, 2008, 08:57:16 AM
O_o I have to admit, this is one wierd thread...
But, Seeing as I haven't barfed in years, I can't remember any instance, since I was too young to remember so.
My sister is a different story...
Tell the story of your sister!
Funny, i threw up last night. It was disgusting, i couldn't even tell if it was the taco i had for lunch or the pizza i had for dinner. Maybe it was a mixture of the two....
And it really sucked because when i vomited my retainer came out and i lost it. My parents are mad now.
What an interesting thread... :P
I don't really get sick that often, but my worst barf would be the time I just randomly barfed. I was watching TV with my dad, when all of the sudden barf filled my mouth. I kept my mouth shut trying to hold it in until I got to the bathroom. But it was too much and I just opened my mouth and watched it explode onto the good rug. :O
Weird though, I felt fine the rest of the day. :P
Uh.....I ate 5 chocolate donuts and barfed them up so quickly, the.....'substance' actually tasted like chocolate.
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on July 15, 2008, 10:27:55 AM
What an interesting thread... :P
I don't really get sick that often, but my worst barf would be the time I just randomly barfed. I was watching TV with my dad, when all of the sudden barf filled my mouth. I kept my mouth shut trying to hold it in until I got to the bathroom. But it was too much and I just opened my mouth and watched it explode onto the good rug. :O
Weird though, I felt fine the rest of the day. :P
It just came to mind :P
Okay, if I had the power, this would most definitely be locked.
Quote from: HoganM on July 15, 2008, 09:07:44 AM
Funny, i threw up last night. It was disgusting, i couldn't even tell if it was the taco i had for lunch or the pizza i had for dinner. Maybe it was a mixture of the two....
And it really sucked because when i vomited my retainer came out and i lost it. My parents are mad now.
XD
We were driving back from a vacation and my little brother that pukes like twice a month decided it would be a great time to puke towards me.
I jumped out of the seat and was perched in the corner of the car for over two hours so I wouldn't have to sit in his puke.
it gets worse...
it was a rental car.
Quote from: extraz on July 15, 2008, 12:51:34 PM
We were driving back from a vacation and my little brother that pukes like twice a month decided it would be a great time to puke towards me.
I jumped out of the seat and was perched in the corner of the car for over two hours so I wouldn't have to sit in his puke.
it gets worse...
it was a rental car.
It's official. You suck. ;D
Okay, I'm gonna lock this now because it's kinda stupid.