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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Spam on July 19, 2008, 06:33:32 PM

Title: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Spam on July 19, 2008, 06:33:32 PM
What would you do and remember there are a lot of the opposite gender.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: HTA! on July 19, 2008, 06:38:01 PM
I wouldn't be the last for long?
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Mystic on July 19, 2008, 06:49:06 PM
Alone? With 65 billion women?  Suicide. I'm not putting up with all that nagging and poop by myself.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: SkyMyl on July 19, 2008, 06:50:34 PM
The last man....and billions of women....

Freaking...awesome...
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Linkman on July 19, 2008, 06:51:22 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on July 19, 2008, 06:50:34 PM
The last man....and billions of women....

Freaking...awesome...
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Zovistograt on July 19, 2008, 07:05:34 PM
Probably go along with what's happening.  I guess I'd have to become some sort of a celebrity and crazy psycho girls might try to get into my house or something...so...


hmm...


I think I'd set up something similar to the thing the Wizard of Oz had going.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:13:56 PM
Women would become lesbian for desperation for sexual activity. So while I can, I'd search for all the fit straight women and pleasure them. At the same time, probably create more men who's have to intercourse  older women/their sisters/half-sisters to create more men.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: HTA! on July 19, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:13:56 PM
Women would become lesbian for desperation for sexual activity. So while I can, I'd search for all the fit straight women and pleasure them. At the same time, probably create more men who's have to f*** older women/their sisters/half-sisters to create more men.
6 Billion is a lot of choices besides sisters.
At least for a while.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:22:49 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on July 19, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:13:56 PM
Women would become lesbian for desperation for sexual activity. So while I can, I'd search for all the fit straight women and pleasure them. At the same time, probably create more men who's have to f*** older women/their sisters/half-sisters to create more men.
6 Billion is a lot of choices besides sisters.
At least for a while.
Not if they're lesbian/fat-enough to disqust you/TOO old.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: SkyMyl on July 19, 2008, 07:24:35 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:22:49 PM
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on July 19, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:13:56 PM
Women would become lesbian for desperation for sexual activity. So while I can, I'd search for all the fit straight women and pleasure them. At the same time, probably create more men who's have to f*** older women/their sisters/half-sisters to create more men.
6 Billion is a lot of choices besides sisters.
At least for a while.
Not if they're lesbian/fat-enough to disqust you/TOO old.
Good point.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: bluaki on July 19, 2008, 07:26:20 PM
I'd get a sex change then there'd be absolutely no boys left.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:33:37 PM
Quote from: bluaki on July 19, 2008, 07:26:20 PM
I'd get a sex change then there'd be absolutely no boys left.
Then there would be no women left in a few years because you can't reproduse and civilization would die without the war the men create.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: bluaki on July 19, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:33:37 PM
Quote from: bluaki on July 19, 2008, 07:26:20 PM
I'd get a sex change then there'd be absolutely no boys left.
Then there would be no women left in a few years because you can't reproduse and civilization would die without the war the men create.
Reproducing would only give the species one more generation, and at that a generation composed entirely of people who are siblings of each other. I might do it a few times before sex change.

how would civilzation die without the war the men create?
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:44:42 PM
Quote from: bluaki on July 19, 2008, 07:40:33 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:33:37 PM
Quote from: bluaki on July 19, 2008, 07:26:20 PM
I'd get a sex change then there'd be absolutely no boys left.
Then there would be no women left in a few years because you can't reproduse and civilization would die without the war the men create.
Reproducing would only give the species one more generation, and at that a generation composed entirely of people who are siblings of each other. I might do it a few times before sex change.

how would civilzation die without the war the men create?
In the old days, prince and princess (son and daughter of the King and Queen) would marry and reproduse to keep the bloodline pure.

And without war the world would be too perfect. Girls being lesbian which would be natural, girlfriends and slumber parties, giggling and no/little death, which would create no fear, which would make some people mad, and the world would end sooner then one thinks.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: bluaki on July 19, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 07:44:42 PM
In the old days, prince and princess (son and daughter of the King and Queen) would marry and reproduse to keep the bloodline pure.

And without war the world would be too perfect. Girls being lesbian which would be natural, girlfriends and slumber parties, giggling and no/little death, which would create no fear, which would make some people mad, and the world would end sooner then one thinks.
Oh, then incest would keep people going for a while.

Since a world of only girls would be too perfect, it would end? And how would no fear make some people mad?

Anyway, if I was the only boy, I might lose most of my reason to get a sex change and I'd  be able to just act and dress like everyone else. I might end up just whoring myself out (having doctors test people for STDs).
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Ugawa on July 19, 2008, 08:27:59 PM
I'd reproduce asexually.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 08:40:59 PM
You know bluaki, if this happened and you did have that sex change, people may still be able to reproduce. The people may adapt like a reptile, and some reptiles, if they live in a single-sex environment, some will somehow change gender magiclly to reproduce. Though people would have to not change through sex change operation, otherwise it probably wouldn't work.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: thunderhero4 on July 19, 2008, 11:55:32 PM
Have a girlfriend for every day of the year 8)
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Friendly Hostile on July 19, 2008, 11:56:26 PM
Clone or kill myself.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Pixie on July 20, 2008, 12:42:00 AM
Kill myself.  Then humanity would soon cease to exist.[:
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: CommanderFlint on July 20, 2008, 11:25:06 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.

Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Nayrman on July 20, 2008, 11:43:27 AM
me and a whole bunch of girls...freakin sweet.
Now all the hot girls will pretty much be mine if they need anything like that heh heh heh
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Syncopathic on July 20, 2008, 12:27:30 PM
I'd enjoy myself for a bit, get an STD, then die.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: Jono2 on July 20, 2008, 12:28:10 PM
i'd be the happiest man alive (lol)
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: RevolutionSoldier on July 20, 2008, 12:34:22 PM
Quote from: JrDude on July 19, 2008, 08:40:59 PM
You know bluaki, if this happened and you did have that sex change, people may still be able to reproduce. The people may adapt like a reptile, and some reptiles, if they live in a single-sex environment, some will somehow change gender magiclly to reproduce. Though people would have to not change through sex change operation, otherwise it probably wouldn't work.
For what your saying people would have to evolution in there own generation and evolution just don't work that way. It would take some where between hundreds of thousands of years and billions of years for a change like that to occur in the human species. Whit that said If I was the last guy it would be so f awesome then  after a like 10 to 50 it will start to loose it pleasure.
Title: Re: If you were the last of your gender...
Post by: extraz on July 20, 2008, 01:38:24 PM
dress up as (a very ugly) woman and laugh at them when they go insane.