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Title: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: JMV on August 06, 2008, 12:46:10 PM

I need to gain weight so I'll just eat a lot for a while. What is the cheapest, healthiest way, with eating the least to do this and get around 3000 calories per week?

Eggs, Rice, Pasta, and such are all welcome in this plan. Go.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Ares300 on August 06, 2008, 12:47:20 PM

Dont forget your greens and fruits.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: guido123 on August 06, 2008, 12:51:25 PM

and your grains

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: JMV on August 06, 2008, 12:53:35 PM

Quote from: guido123 on August 06, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
and your grains

what do you think rice is

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Java on August 06, 2008, 12:57:06 PM

Eat some Double Deep-Fried Twinkies with Vanilla Ice Cream on the side.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Mystic on August 06, 2008, 01:00:18 PM

Pizza

Quote from: Java_Java on August 06, 2008, 12:57:06 PM
Eat some Double Deep-Fried Twinkies with Vanilla Ice Cream on the side.

Ew. My dad made fried twinkes once. He ripped one in half, twisted it, and a bunch of grease poor out of it of course. Fucking nasty. Twinkies scare me now :(

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Java on August 06, 2008, 01:05:47 PM

Quote from: Mystic on August 06, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
Pizza

Quote from: Java_Java on August 06, 2008, 12:57:06 PM
Eat some Double Deep-Fried Twinkies with Vanilla Ice Cream on the side.
Ew. My dad made fried twinkes once. He ripped one in half, twisted it, and a bunch of grease poor out of it of course. f***ing nasty. Twinkies scare me now :(

I wouldn't even want to imagine what that looks like. :-X

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Doodle on August 06, 2008, 01:29:14 PM

Why would you want to gain weight...

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Mystic on August 06, 2008, 01:32:37 PM

Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on August 06, 2008, 01:29:14 PM
Why would you want to gain weight...

He has no fat. Look at him.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Tupin on August 06, 2008, 01:42:08 PM

Deep fry Hardee's Thickburgers and eat nothing but that and Ben and Jerry's.

You'll meet your goal in a week, and if all else fails, deep fry everything you eat.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Rayquarian on August 06, 2008, 01:59:09 PM

Just eat high-calorie, yet healthy foods for your two snacks.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Lotos on August 06, 2008, 05:50:55 PM

Four eggs on a roll with Nesquik. Also sausage and bacon if you'd like.
Pizza with some toppings, sausage and pepperoni anyone?
Steak and Pasta

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on August 06, 2008, 05:55:54 PM

Eat everything edible thing that you can get your hands on and then build some muscle.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on August 06, 2008, 05:58:36 PM

Okay which one of you poop holes deleted my post?

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: darkmario on August 06, 2008, 06:02:37 PM

Eat deep-fried and greasy things.And get creative,you know instead of using bread use poptarts,instead of floss use twizzlers,gargle with milkshakes.And remember,whe in doubt rub the food on a peice of paper,if it turns clear it's your gateway to wieght gain.

A cookie if you know where thats from.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Silverhawk79 on August 06, 2008, 06:57:08 PM

Quote from: darkmario on August 06, 2008, 06:02:37 PM
Eat deep-fried and greasy things.And get creative,you know instead of using bread use poptarts,instead of floss use twizzlers,gargle with milkshakes.And remember,whe in doubt rub the food on a peice of paper,if it turns clear it's your gateway to wieght gain.

A cookie if you know where thats from.

Simpsons.
Also, lots of double cheeseburgers from McDonald's.
They're on the dollar menu.

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: darkmario on August 06, 2008, 08:10:44 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 06, 2008, 06:57:08 PM
Quote from: darkmario on August 06, 2008, 06:02:37 PM
Eat deep-fried and greasy things.And get creative,you know instead of using bread use poptarts,instead of floss use twizzlers,gargle with milkshakes.And remember,whe in doubt rub the food on a peice of paper,if it turns clear it's your gateway to wieght gain.

A cookie if you know where thats from.

Simpsons.

Lol

Title: Re: You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day
Post by: Mystic on August 07, 2008, 12:34:28 AM

Quote from: Blaze-San on August 06, 2008, 05:58:36 PM
Okay which one of you poop holes deleted my post?

Wah.

NSFCD

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