What're some of the funniest things you've heard people say that could mean something else?
I've had two major occurrences my eight grade year, within three weeks of each other.
History class, this girl was chewing on a pen and it leaked. She asked if she could go to the bathroom to clean up, and the teach said (I quote word for word), "If you don't want it to explode in your mouth, stop sucking on it." My friends and I kinda looked at each other with that look "did you just hear that?" then cue hysterics.
Within three weeks later, this kid was getting yelled at by our Math teacher like he normally did. Only this time he was sent to the back of the room. He pleaded, "Come on, Mr. Hauser!" to which my teacher replied, "Don't come on me!!" ... This time we didn't even really look at each other, we just laughed.
Too funny.
Ahh, this happens all the time at my work... Atleast 2 + times a week.
Especially from my Manager Jason.
He's a Mid 30 year old guy... who usually jokes around like that...even with me being gay, he may say some Straight/gay comment. :D
Let me see if I can remember 1 of thousands ever since I worked there....
1 time there was a line of customers ready to check out and Jason was trying to move a treadmill to the line for a customer...he was struggling trying to put it on a Dolly. While he was struggling he yelled, " I can't Get It Up ".... some customers turned around, and then he replied, "I was talking about the treadmill!"
I can't think of anymore, but my whole store kind'a acts like this.
O__o
I found myself laughing after reading those three.
But I don't have anything to contribute. :-\
This one time I was at a party for my friend's sister and one of her friends and I were talking about PSPs. she liked my psps slim and then my friend's sister asked her, " doesn't your brother have a PSP?"
To which she replied, "Yea but he has a big fat one."
she immediately caught herself and the room filled with lols.
Me and my friends also have tons and tons of That's-what-she-said moments :-P
Kid: There's no way that'll fit in there!
Me (unable to help myself): THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Yeah, I only say it when it's really good.
During math class:
Math teacher (talking about a problem): This one?
Friend: Yeah. I thought it was really, really hard.
Me (whisper): That's what she said.
There's so many that I can't even think of them all.
World History Honors Freshman year:
"Teacher: *Michael Jackson-like voice* Touch the paper, FEEL the paper
Me: 0.o *Starts snickering which causes the whole class to start laughing*"
"Friends: *Randomly talking while eat my fries and not pay attention*
Me: Wooah what the hell!? All I heard was doggy and style. NOT saying anything else!
Friend: You heard wrong! What are you over there thinkin' about!?"
It was about three years ago in school. The room is very quiet, as we're all working. The teacher is patrolling the room checking homework. I had just come from art class, and I had some stuff on my hand. I was licking my finger, trying to rub it off.
Me: *Rubbing it off*
Girl next to me: (whisper) "What are you doing?
Me: Rubbing this stuff off my hand.
Girl: "WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK IT?"
The entire room went silent and the teacher looked over: "...What?"
Wonderful moment.
The lord of the rings the two towers have some funny lines in it.
"all the power will be in the grasp of men."
frodo: "Stop struggling smeagol!"
Me and my friend burst out laughing.
As funny as some of these are, it's more hilarious to see what some of you call "funny". Such as "That's what she said" moments and the bland things you find to be notably humorous.
Quote from: Smashin on August 09, 2008, 07:07:22 PM
As funny as some of these are, it's more hilarious to see what some of you call "funny". Such as "That's what she said" moments and the bland things you find to be notably humorous.
WELL AREN'T YOU JUST AN EXPLOSION OF UNICORNS AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? >:(
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 09, 2008, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: Smashin on August 09, 2008, 07:07:22 PM
As funny as some of these are, it's more hilarious to see what some of you call "funny". Such as "That's what she said" moments and the bland things you find to be notably humorous.
WELL AREN'T YOU JUST AN EXPLOSION OF UNICORNS AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? >:(
thats what she said....
Quote from: extraz on August 11, 2008, 04:56:23 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 09, 2008, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: Smashin on August 09, 2008, 07:07:22 PM
As funny as some of these are, it's more hilarious to see what some of you call "funny". Such as "That's what she said" moments and the bland things you find to be notably humorous.
WELL AREN'T YOU JUST AN EXPLOSION OF UNICORNS AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? >:(
thats what she said....
Why the intercourse are you using Windows 2000.
Quote from: Byte on August 11, 2008, 05:00:10 PM
Quote from: extraz on August 11, 2008, 04:56:23 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 09, 2008, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: Smashin on August 09, 2008, 07:07:22 PM
As funny as some of these are, it's more hilarious to see what some of you call "funny". Such as "That's what she said" moments and the bland things you find to be notably humorous.
WELL AREN'T YOU JUST AN EXPLOSION OF UNICORNS AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? >:(
thats what she said....
Why the intercourse are you using Windows 2000.
That is the ultimate question.
Windows 2000 was actually probably Windows' magnum opus in terms of operating systems. Nothing all that bad about it.
Windows 2000 is old poop.
Quote from: Byte on August 11, 2008, 05:00:10 PM
Quote from: extraz on August 11, 2008, 04:56:23 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 09, 2008, 09:42:42 PM
Quote from: Smashin on August 09, 2008, 07:07:22 PM
As funny as some of these are, it's more hilarious to see what some of you call "funny". Such as "That's what she said" moments and the bland things you find to be notably humorous.
WELL AREN'T YOU JUST AN EXPLOSION OF UNICORNS AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? >:(
thats what she said....
Why the f*** are you using Windows 2000.
At least he isn't using Windows ME. I had to use that before I got my new computer.
*setup: Me and my mom are waiting in the Redbox line at the grocery store, waiting to return a movie. The guy two spots in front of us screws up and it gives him the movie back.*
Guy #1: Dangit, it won't work.
*I point out that his DVD is in backwards.*
Guy #2 (next in line): Virgin, eh?
Mom: It's always easier after the first time you've done it.
*My mom has no idea about the connotations, and I just burst out laughing once I get in the car.*