The Snapshot Captioning Contest
Purely For Your Heart's Desire
Hello ladies and :| gentlemen! Welcome to my Snapshot Captioning Contest. This is a thread featuring my own snapshots. My job was to post them, your job is to give them a caption! Once there's enough entrants, I'll go through the captions, and pick out the top three!
Note that text / snapshots may get cut off on the right side, so side scrolling may be required.
The Rules:D
1. One caption per user for each snapshot.
2. Once a new snapshot is up, a user
cannot post a caption for a preceding snapshot.
3. Keep the captions appropriate, children :| :| :|
4. No insulting other users' captions, or I will insult you.
5. My pictures are better than Chris' LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.
Note that all these snapshots are taken by me, and therefore, belong to me. If you want to use them (as an avatar, or sig, or something of that nature), then you'll have to get permission. If I see you using them without my consent, you'll be slapped, tortured, and killed by me... So ask! I'll be kind enough to let you use them.
V This is the active Snapshot, at the moment V
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/AznTamJam/Brawl/DemolitionCrewMember-Snake.jpg)
EntrantsMasterYoungLink: "See, this is how you prevent Sequence Breaking!"
JNeedForSpeed2014: "Time to pull out the big guns..."
wiiboychris: "Who's a broken character now, Meta Knight?!"
JrDude: "I must destroy the evidence of me breaking the bridge!"
darkmario: "Snake is unaware that his target isn't on the bridge..."
Previous Snapshots (oldest snapshots at the top)
Just Me, You, and... K. K. Slider...[spoiler]
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/AznTamJam/Brawl/OnaDate.jpg)
Entrants:Top Three EntrantsSSBBRAWLIN: "No where below the waist, son."
Apollo: "Zelda, I have come to save you from this terrible music."
MasterYoungLink: "<_< >_> No one's looking!"
Other EntrantsJNeedForSpeed2014: "Shall we dance?"
Hector_The_Axe: "Cogs + Riosan = <3 <3 <3"
JrDude: "I shall distract her by looking into her eyes and holding her waist, then I shall stab her with my sword."
Skye8600: "Link ate out that night."
tibar21: "Please do dance. That dog playing the guitar delights me with his sucky music."[/spoiler]
Courage Vs. Strength[spoiler]
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/AznTamJam/Brawl/LightVsDarkness.jpg)
EntrantsTop Three EntrantsHector_The_Axe: *Don't trip, Don't trip, for the love of god don't trip!*
Java_Java: "What a cute piggy! Can we keep it? Can we? Can we?! Pleeeeeeeeease."
Felldohs_wrath: "Eww Ganon!!! What'd you eat for lunch?!"
Other EntrantsDOODLEboy99: "HEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
tibar21: "I regret nothing!"
SSBBRAWLIN: "Porkchops best served hot."
Skye8600: *Link tries to imitate Hercules*
MasterYoungLink: "All right, give me a minute to prepare the meal."
JNeedForSpeed2014: "So the time has come to end this long, drawn out battle. En Garde, Ganon!"[/spoiler]
Super Sonic Golfing[spoiler]
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/AznTamJam/Brawl/SonicGolf.jpg)
EntrantsTop Three EntrantsJava_Java: "Not helping her 'blonde' image, Peach once again confused Sonic for a golfball."
WaterGod: "Amazingly the freezing cold temperatures and snow aren't affecting her game one bit! Even with only a dress on!"
JrDude: "[Announcer] 'Peach has been accepted into Sonic Golf.'
[Sonic] 'Waaaah!'"
Other EntrantsMasterYoungLink: "FOOOOOORE!!! *Crash!*"
JNeedForSpeed2014: "I'm sorry. I didn't use my driver."
SSBBRAWLIN: "You've unlocked the Sonic Golfball."
tibar21: "Four!"
I think he meant to say "fore!"Marth Xero: "[Narrator] 'NICE SHOT! (Mario Golf)'"
tollhouse2006: "This one's going right through Bowser's windows."[/spoiler]
Broken Alarm...?[spoiler]
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/AznTamJam/Brawl/TooNoisy.jpg)
EntrantsTop Three EntrantsMasterYoungLink: "[Mr. Game and Watch] 'RINGRINGRINGRINGRING!!!!!! RINGINRGIR-'
[Snake] 'GO BACK TO SIGN LANGUAGE, dang YOU!!'"
Valor: "[Mr. Game and Watch] 'BEEP BEEP BEEP!'
[Snake] 'Ahhhhh! Why is there even an alarm button on this thing?!'"
Smash Bro 25: "[Otacon] 'Snake, I can't hear you, turn your mic up!'
[Snake] *maxes mic volume*
[Mr. Game and Watch] *rings bell at Snake*
[Otacon] 'GAAAHH!!!!!!!!!! DANGIT, SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Other EntrantsSSBBRAWLIN: "Aaauugh!!! My ears, they bleed!!! It's not my fault you can't talk... But that doesn't mean you have to be up close and personal about it...!!"
Java_Java: "Snake and Mr. Game & Watch had a contest to see who was more annoying. Guess who won..."
JNeedForSpeed2014: "I need to find a snooze button..."
tollhouse2006: "Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Stoooooppp!!!!! Okay! Okay! I'll never make guest appearences again!!! Are you happy now?!!!! Just stop the ringing!!!! You're tearing me apart!!!!"[/spoiler]
Bullseye!!![spoiler]
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u215/AznTamJam/Brawl/PerfectAim.jpg)
Entrants:Top Three EntrantsSmash Bro 25: "[Sakurai] 'They want more realistic violence? Oh, I'll give them more realistic violence...' *snickers evilly*"
Silverhawk79: "ARROW'D!"
Depster: "[Announcer] 'Running Riot!'
[link] 'Too easy!'
[Bulblin] 'Respawn camper...'"
Other EntrantsJrDude: "[Announcer] 'The man was supposed to put the apple on his head, but he didn't know that and ate it... The Robotic Link already locked on while he was swallowing it, and shot the arrow in his neck.'"
tibar21: "100 percent accuracy, absolute destruction, maximum."
StarWindWizard7: "Kagome's sacred arrow pierces one of Narakus Demons!"
SSBBRAWLIN: "NECK SHOT!"
JNeedForSpeed2014: "Nailed it!"
MasterYoungLink: "Mmmm whatcha saaaa-aaay?" (Saturday Night Live, perhaps?)
darkmario: "[link] 'I told you I could hit his apple!'
[Bulblin] 'I meant the one on my head, stupid...!!'"
Triforce_Luigi: "[Bulbin] WRONG APPLE, GENIUS!
[link] Do I look like William Tell to you? >.<
[/spoiler]
Link: Shall we dance?
"3. Keep the captions appropriate, children
4. No insulting other users' captions, or I will insult you."
Took out all the fun. :(
Oh wait, I can still make fun of other users in my caption?
Sweet.
"Dawei + Riosan = <3 <3 <3"
I'm not too good at these things... I'll wait for the next one.
Ah, classic. I remember when I ran a thread like this on Oldsider as well here. ;D
Link: <_< >_>...No one's looking!
Zelda: No where below the waist son.
Link's Mind: I shall distract her by looking into her eyes and holding her waist, then I shall stab her with my sword.
Best I could come up with :-X
Link ate out that night.
ITS APPROPRIATE
<<
if they dont know what i mean =D
"Zelda I have come to save you from this terrible music."
Please do dance. That dog playing guitar delights me with his sucky music.
Ohh Link, your sword is sooo big!
Is it alright if I post one?
Link: He sounds like a frog. The frog choir from Termina is better than him!
Zelda: Shut up and listen to the music.
Quote from: tollhouse2006 on August 19, 2008, 04:15:47 PM
Ohh Link, your sword is sooo big!
She better mean that literally.
*squeeze squeeze*
Quote from: Fatmanonice on August 20, 2008, 12:48:10 PM
*squeeze squeeze*
That better have not been your caption...
Okay, all acceptable captions have been added for this snapshot, and the winners will be posted momentarily, as well as the next snapshot.
We are guys... inappropriate jokes are the only things we have... :(
I don;t have one for this picture though. D:
Quote from: QingXin on August 20, 2008, 01:35:56 PM
Quote from: Fatmanonice on August 20, 2008, 12:48:10 PM
*squeeze squeeze*
That better have not been your caption...
It's obvious that his hand looks like it's around her waist in that picture. :D
Almost anything that comes out of a person's mouth can be seen as a sexual innuendo, these days...
"That's awfully big!"
"I like to be on top."
"It won't fit!"
"It's too hard!"
I hate the American society we live in, today =_=
Maybe because I'm a girl... I don't know :| :| :|
It's really not that hard to come up with a caption for that... Dark Link's entering to fight Link via the flames. You better come up with a caption for that...
Quote from: Fatmanonice on August 20, 2008, 02:03:17 PM
It's obvious that his hand looks like it's around her waist in that picture. :D
Duhhr, ya think so...?
:| :| :| :| :|
Quote from: QingXin on August 20, 2008, 02:05:14 PM
Almost anything that comes out of a person's mouth can be seen as a sexual innuendo, these days...
"That's awfully big!"
"I like to be on top."
"It won't fit!"
"It's too hard!"
I hate the American society we live in, today =_=
Maybe because I'm a girl... I don't know :| :| :|
It's really not that hard to come up with a caption for that... Dark Link's entering to fight Link via the flames. You better come up with a caption for that...
Is it bad that those made me laugh? :(
Indeed, it is.
Girls find some humor when it's said, but it sorta demeans us at the same time :| :| :|
Think twice before saying "That's what she said" around a girl :| :| :|
Quote from: QingXin on August 20, 2008, 02:08:39 PM
Indeed, it is.
Girls find some humor when it's said, but it sorta demeans us at the same time :| :| :|
Think twice before saying "That's what she said" around a girl :| :| :|
No fair.
Why can't we ever have our fun. :(
Anyway... I'll be waiting for the next picture.
*sigh*
If everyone can't seem to get a caption for this one, I'm changing the snapshot :P
Changed the snapshot...
Umm....
Link: omg that dog is playing boston
Zelda: omfg let's dance
Tom Nook: lmao you suck at dancun
Link: stfu atleast I hav a date
Tom Nook: wow ur so cool, what fags wat is this? souja boy?
Link: :(
Zelda: *facepalm*
K.K. Rider: Wow.....idiots.
Is it for the one with Link and Ganon or Link and Zelda?
Here's mine for the picture with Link and Ganon:
"HEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
Best I could think of...
If it's for the picture with Link and Zelda, here's something I thought up:
Link: "Hey, Zelda, ever get lonely being a princess?"
:P
Quote from: QingXin on August 20, 2008, 02:05:58 PM
Quote from: Fatmanonice on August 20, 2008, 02:03:17 PM
It's obvious that his hand looks like it's around her waist in that picture. :D
Duhhr, ya think so...?
:| :| :| :| :|
My my... aren't we Mrs. Angry Eyebrows.
2nd: Snapshot:
Link: "I regret nothing!"
Xin, you are way different than many girls I know irl, even the girls I know like pervy jokes, but that's it,
jokes, they know it's a joke and don't care if it's offencive.
Quote from: QingXin on August 20, 2008, 02:08:39 PM
Think twice before saying "That's what she said" around a girl :| :| :|
lol, they either don't care or say "yes, I just said that :P"
Idk... it's a battle scene, kinda hard to caption that, usualy during a battle scene in games, no one talks...
Link: Porkchops best served hot.
*Link tries to imitate Hercules*
Link: All right, give me a minute to prepare the meal.
For those poor people who didn't know which was the active snapshot... It's the Link and Ganon one.
You know... The one with the text that even confirms its activation above it? O_o
Quote from: JrDude on August 20, 2008, 07:04:09 PM
Xin, you are way different than many girls I know irl, even the girls I know like pervy jokes, but that's it, jokes, they know it's a joke and don't care if it's offencive.
Quote from: QingXin on August 20, 2008, 02:08:39 PM
Think twice before saying "That's what she said" around a girl :| :| :|
lol, they either don't care or say "yes, I just said that :P"
One of my best girl friends is usually the one who always says "That's what she said". ::)
Link: " So the time has come to end this long, drawn out battle. En Garde, Ganon!"
Link: *Don't trip, Don't trip, for the love of god don't trip!*
Link: What a cute piggy! Can we keep it? Can we? Can we?! Pleeeeeeeeease.
Mehh...
Link: Eww Ganon!!! what'd you eat for lunch?!
O_O I'm a Knight of the Spam-Flavored Table, now O_O
Anyway, new snapshot up :D :D :D
Peach: " I'm sorry. I didn't use my driver.
Meh.
Peach: FOOOOOORE!!! *Crash!*
Announcer: Peach has been accepted into Sonic Golf.
Sonic: Waaaah!
Also, you need better Screenshots, maybe more creative and with more characters, not ones that are either hard to caption or there's very little captions that you can use.
SONIC SPINBALL: You've unlocked Sonic GolfBall.
You should put previous entries in Spoiler boxes.
Quote from: JrDude on August 22, 2008, 06:57:33 PM
You should put previous entries in Spoiler boxes.
This isn't a previous entry. It's for the current pic.
Quote from: SSBBRAWLIN on August 22, 2008, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: JrDude on August 22, 2008, 06:57:33 PM
You should put previous entries in Spoiler boxes.
This isn't a previous entry. It's for the current pic.
lrn2look@mordan1stpic
the previous entries are under the current pic.
Quote from: JrDude on August 22, 2008, 07:50:45 PM
Quote from: SSBBRAWLIN on August 22, 2008, 07:22:47 PM
Quote from: JrDude on August 22, 2008, 06:57:33 PM
You should put previous entries in Spoiler boxes.
This isn't a previous entry. It's for the current pic.
lrn2look@mordan1stpic
the previous entries are under the current pic.
Oh, okay.
Caption: "Four!"
"She got all of that one David."
No one here would understand that quote though. :(
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 22, 2008, 09:53:54 PM
No one here would understand that quote though. :(
You're right, no one will :| :| :|
You're better off if you change it :P
Not helping her "blonde" image, Peach once again confused Sonic for a golfball.
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 22, 2008, 09:53:54 PM
"She got all of that one David."
No one here would understand that quote though. :(
i play golf i understand it. its a shame too, because if everyone understood it it would probably be the best caption.
This pic reminds me of Alice in Wonderland, as, if I remember correctly, Alice used hedgehogs as balls in croquet...
And no, that wasn't necessarily a caption, I'm just pointing it out.
Amazingly the freezing cold temperatures and snow aren't affecting her game one bit! Even with only a dress on!
Mr. WaterGod, was that your caption? :| :| :|
Oh, and HTA, I get it now... I think you mean, like, a hole-in-one in golf, or something? :D :D :D
Quote from: QingXin on August 24, 2008, 09:35:39 AM
Mr. WaterGod, was that your caption? :| :| :|
Oh, and HTA, I get it now... I think you mean, like, a hole-in-one in golf, or something? :D :D :D
Nice try, but no. D:
Quote from: Hector_the_Axe on August 24, 2008, 10:59:44 AM
Quote from: QingXin on August 24, 2008, 09:35:39 AM
Mr. WaterGod, was that your caption? :| :| :|
Oh, and HTA, I get it now... I think you mean, like, a hole-in-one in golf, or something? :D :D :D
Nice try, but no. D:
That sounds familiar, but I just can't say what it is.
Narrator: NICE SHOT!
lolmariogolf
Uhhhh, what about. "This one's going right through Bowser's windows? Damn that sucks. :(
Okay, new snapshot is up. Sorry for the big delay, I have school, and I've been focusing more on my studies, recently.
G&W: "BEEP BEEP BEEP!"
Snake: Ahhhhh! Why is there even an alarm button on this thing?!
Snake: Aaauugh!!! My ears, they bleed. It's not my fault you can't talk. But that doesn't mean you have to be up close and personal about it.
Otacon: Snake, I can't hear you, turn your mic up!
Snake: *maxes mic volume*
G&W: *rings bell at Snake*
Otacon: GAAAHH!!!!!!!!!! DANGIT, SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Game & Watch: RINGRINGRINGRINGRING!!!!!! RINGINRGIR-
Snake: GO BACK TO SIGN LANGUAGE, DAMN YOU!!
Snake and Mr. Game & Watch had a contest to see who was more annoying.
Guess who won...
Hey Xin, do you think you could edit mine and remove the periods and replace them with 3 exclamation points instead? I forgot to change that.
Thank you. :)
I just came up with a great one for the Peach and Sonic one, but dangit it had to end :|
Snake: " I gotta find a snooze button."
Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Stoooooppp!!!!! Okay! Okay! I'll never make guest appearences again!!! Are you happy now?!!!! Just stop the ringing!!!! You're tearing me apart!!!!
Quote from: JNeedForSpeed2014 on August 26, 2008, 04:45:23 PM
Snake: " I gotta find a snooze button."
Best one yet, in my opinion.
Mr. Game & Watch: School's starting children!
Snake: Lalalalala! I can't hear you!
Person Off Screen: SNAKE, TURN THAT DOWN!
Snake: I'M TRYING!
Hmmm... I should probably update this thing sometime soon...
Oh, and I'm back for, like, a day, since I have too much free time right now xD
Quote from: QingXin on September 20, 2008, 11:45:07 AM
Hmmm... I should probably update this thing sometime soon...
Oh, and I'm back for, like, a day, since I have too much free time right now xD
LOL. (Maybe?)
Well...you should, I try to get good photos as yours too.
Weeeee, update :D :D
Kagome's sacred arrow pierces one of Narakus Demons!
NECK SHOT!!!
Nailed it!
"Mmmm whatcha saaaa-aaay?"
Please get the reference. -_-
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on October 04, 2008, 09:20:27 AM
"Mmmm whatcha saaaa-aaay?"
Please get the reference. -_-
Sorry, I don't get it! :D
ANNOUNCER: Running Riot!
Link: Too easy!
Minion: Respawn camper...
Announcer: The man was suposed to put the apple on his head, but he didn't know that and ate it, the Robotic Link already locked on while he was swallowing it, and getting the arrow in his neck.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on October 04, 2008, 09:20:27 AM
"Mmmm whatcha saaaa-aaay?"
Please get the reference. -_-
The SNL skit?
naruto referenece:
"100 percent accuracy, absolute destruction, maximum."
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Rated E for Everyone
Rated T for Teen
Rated M for Mature
or
Sakurai: They want more realistic violence? Oh, I'll give them more realistic violence... *snickers evilly*
(for the recent one)
Link:See I told you I could hit the apple from several feet away!
(Guy who got hit by the arroe but im forgeting his name at the moment):Ah!I meant the apple on my head,not my Adams apple!!
Quote from: darkmario on November 04, 2008, 10:24:40 AM
(for the recent one)
Link:See I told you I could hit the apple from several feet away!
(Guy who got hit by the arroe but im forgeting his name at the moment):Ah!I meant the apple on my head,not my Adams apple!!
That could have been much funnier it was written better.
Quote from: Java_Java on November 04, 2008, 09:59:25 PM
Quote from: darkmario on November 04, 2008, 10:24:40 AM
(for the recent one)
Link: See, I told you I could hit the apple from several feet away!
Bulbin: Ahhh! I meant the apple on my head, not my Adam's apple!!
That could have been much funnier it was written better.
Like that?
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on November 05, 2008, 05:48:43 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 04, 2008, 09:59:25 PM
Quote from: darkmario on November 04, 2008, 10:24:40 AM
(for the recent one)
Link: See, I told you I could hit the apple from several feet away!
Bulbin: Ahhh! I meant the apple on my head, not my Adam's apple!!
That could have been much funnier it was written better.
Like that?
No, it's still too much explanation... how about this:
Link: OOOOOH, you meant THAT apple...
Quote from: Smash Bro 25 on November 05, 2008, 08:26:11 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on November 05, 2008, 05:48:43 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 04, 2008, 09:59:25 PM
Quote from: darkmario on November 04, 2008, 10:24:40 AM
(for the recent one)
Link: See, I told you I could hit the apple from several feet away!
Bulbin: Ahhh! I meant the apple on my head, not my Adam's apple!!
That could have been much funnier it was written better.
Like that?
No, it's still too much explanation... how about this:
Link: OOOOOH, you meant THAT apple...
ok
Quote from: Smash Bro 25 on November 05, 2008, 08:26:11 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on November 05, 2008, 05:48:43 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on November 04, 2008, 09:59:25 PM
Quote from: darkmario on November 04, 2008, 10:24:40 AM
(for the recent one)
Link: See, I told you I could hit the apple from several feet away!
Bulbin: Ahhh! I meant the apple on my head, not my Adam's apple!!
That could have been much funnier it was written better.
Like that?
No, it's still too much explanation... how about this:
Link: OOOOOH, you meant THAT apple...
Ehh... I'd say combine the two somehow.
Ok how about this,
Link:I told you I could hit the apple!
(that guy who is still nameless...):I MENT THE ONE ON MY HEAD!!!!!!!! !!
or just:THE ONE ON MY HEAD STUPID!!!!!!!!!
"ARROW'D!"
*sigh*...
I'm gonna need to update this thing sooner or later :P
I'll get to it... :| :| :|
Bulbin: WRONG APPLE, GENIUS!
Link: Do I look like William Tell to you? >.<
Updated O_O
Liar.
Snake: See, this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenBridge) is how you prevent Sequence Breaking!
...don't get it? Check the link. =|
And yes, it was the SNL Skit. =P
Snake: Time to pull out the big guns.
Snake: Who's a broken character now, Meta Knight?!
(On a side note, did you update this thread because I updated mine?) :D
Snake: I must destroy the evidence of me breaking the bridge!
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 21, 2008, 08:45:02 PM
(On a side note, did you update this thread because I updated mine?) :D
Honestly...
...... Yes :|
Quote from: QingXin on December 23, 2008, 02:28:29 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 21, 2008, 08:45:02 PM
(On a side note, did you update this thread because I updated mine?) :D
Honestly...
...... Yes :|
...Aw.
We must work together someday. ;)
Snake is unaware that his target isn't on the bridge.
*explosion*
Snake:"Eldin bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down."
Snake: Don't worry guys, I killed the spider.
Snake: O.O
Snake: "Take that Rambo!"
k that was horrid I know...
Snake: "I hope this lands on Sonic."
Snake as Urkel: "Did I do that?"
Fixing a Bridge for Dummies.
*BOOM*
Snake: "DAMN! Missed!"
Sonic: *Off screen* "HA! Your too slow!"
"I told you those bricks were painted on!"
Um, is this still going?
Quote from: Qsmashbro on December 26, 2008, 12:43:15 PM
*explosion*
Snake:"Eldin bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down."
I really like that one!
Partly because you took it, darn it.
My (secondary) caption
*BOOM*
Snake: OOPS! WRONG TOOL. I mean't to use the grinder...
Guard: SHIT!
Snake: I won't let you tell Zelda! She'll think I'm an idiot!*loads another rocket*
Guard: Oh, shi-
*BOOM*
Snake: Time to leave the country! TIEM 2 B ILLEGALZ ALIENZORZ!
*maker of bridge comes*
Maker: I spent my whole life building that bride, you bastard!
*Bridge repairs*
Maker: Thank you.
Snake:...
Snake: Now the guys behind me won't be able to follow. Wait... WRONG SIDE!
Are we still doing this? >_>