Mine is "Kick ass or lick ass."
What about you?
Never Try, Trying is the first step to failrue
uh screw that um, my motto?...
Quick! Use Spin Attack!
Don't ask can I, ask I can.
It really doesn't work in text.
I don't have a motto.
I'd have to say my motto would be "Procrastinate and it will still work out."
Sex, drugs, rock 'n roll
Speed, weed, birth control
Life's a ninny and then you die
So intercourse the world, let's all get high!
It probably sounded better in the original German.
To quot the bad ass robot chicken version of Captain Planet "Protected the environment or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" Then I kick you in the nuts.
Shut the intercourse up
WD40 solves everything
penis
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice - you're dead, punk!
Don't get Sad get Mad
If Life gives you lemons, take them and run
If I can't do it no one should be able to
if I can't have it no one should
Better to be mad off than to be mad on
Take as many as you can down with you
No fair you intercourse er, you stole my motto >_>
As far as I know, I don't care.
Everything works out in the end.
Take things as they come.
Save it and use it later.
but...but i poop from there
Illegal is always faster.
Falcon PAUNCH!!
...Don't be yourself, be awesome...
Fuck.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
no seriously though it would have to be...
In all things be true to yourself and live with no regrets.
Like running water I cannot be stopped
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Minimal effort, maximum product.
There's always someone else better than you at something; let them do it.
EGO operor non tutela super vestri locus
and then there's......
You can ride the lightning, but you cant ride me
I like to get kissed before I get intercourse ed.
You can agree with me, or you can be wrong.
"Truth hurts, not as much as riding a bike with a seat missing, but it still hurts."
Also...
"Non grotto anus rodentum"- Not worth a rats ass (I use it because I think it's funny).
I don't really have one... :-X
I would if I could, but I can't so I won't.
Always bring a gun to a knife fight.
If you get caught cheating you're not doing it right.
...this applies to school test.>.>
"Hard music, soft anime, hard coding, software."
"Just when you think mankind can't get any dumber, someone has to come along and prove you wrong."
"Well darn..."
"I knew that!"
"If the world don't like who you are, change the world."
"I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you."
Other mottos I've heard that I liked were:
"I'm fine! It's the world that's crazy!"
"I don't give a darn who you are, you're in my way!"
"Nothing will change for you if you don't act. Do what you must to get what you want because in the end your the only one you can rely on."
"A man who stands to lose nothing and gain everything will do anything to get what he wants."
Life's short, so no matter it's ups and downs, enjoy the ride.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on August 23, 2008, 12:35:26 AM
Life's short, so no matter it's ups and downs, enjoy the ride.
....Final Fantasy XII much?
"Get a life you nerd. =D"
I tell myself that every day.
Doesn't work.
"Whatevs, I'll just do my own thing."
Who the hell do you think I am?
Whatever floats your boat or sinks your ship...