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Game-o-rama => Console Gaming => Topic started by: Water ☮ on August 28, 2008, 03:05:33 PM

Title: If Kirby...
Post by: Water ☮ on August 28, 2008, 03:05:33 PM
If Kirby were to suck you up what powers/abilities would he get?

from me he would get my smarts and finally learn to talk  :O

(-Stolen from ultraneko-)

Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: SkyMyl on August 28, 2008, 06:50:06 PM
Not a life, that's for sure. >_>

Decent Video Game Skills, probably.
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: Kaz on August 28, 2008, 10:28:21 PM
He would gain the ability to write poems in a little blue notebook that nobody cares about and be generally useless otherwise

... :'(
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: JrDude on August 29, 2008, 12:10:10 AM
The power of a chronic masturbator.
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: Zovistograt on August 29, 2008, 05:20:51 AM
The power of anime obsession.
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: Kilroy on August 29, 2008, 12:08:10 PM
Be awesome at Warcraft

And what JrDude said.






Wait, how the hell does Kirby masturbate? ;-;
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: Tupin on August 29, 2008, 01:06:30 PM
Quote from: Byte on August 29, 2008, 12:08:10 PM
Be awesome at Warcraft

And what JrDude said.






Wait, how the hell does Kirby masturbate? ;-;
He doesn't.

He's a baby. The story is that Kirby was created in a lab and put in a chamber to age him for a while before he could become a meta knight, but someone took him out to save the world before that.
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: JrDude on August 29, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on August 29, 2008, 01:06:30 PM
Quote from: Byte on August 29, 2008, 12:08:10 PM
Be awesome at Warcraft

And what JrDude said.






Wait, how the hell does Kirby masturbate? ;-;
He doesn't.

He's a baby. The story is that Kirby was created in a lab and put in a chamber to age him for a while before he could become a meta knight, but someone took him out to save the world before that.
Then sucking me up would make parts of his body mature faster then.
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: Mario583 on September 04, 2008, 08:20:02 PM
Quote from: JrDude on August 29, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on August 29, 2008, 01:06:30 PM
Quote from: Byte on August 29, 2008, 12:08:10 PM
Be awesome at Warcraft

And what JrDude said.

Wait, how the hell does Kirby masturbate? ;-;
He doesn't.

He's a baby. The story is that Kirby was created in a lab and put in a chamber to age him for a while before he could become a meta knight, but someone took him out to save the world before that.
Then sucking me up would make parts of his body mature faster then.
Like his...............................body  ::)
Thought I was gonna say Penis?
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: Macawmoses on September 04, 2008, 08:36:41 PM
He'd likely become a History expert of sorts.
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: Lohn Jocke on September 05, 2008, 05:29:54 AM
He'd get the abilities to play as himself, and do well at it! :)
Title: Re: If Kirby...
Post by: Shujinco2 on September 05, 2008, 12:02:32 PM
My psyonic powers.

And my quick temper and explosive anger. :)