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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: THEEVILSPERKY on September 04, 2008, 05:00:52 AM

Title: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on September 04, 2008, 05:00:52 AM
Anything to make life more unique. A week or two ago it was my car being broken into almost, and they failed.  I had to replace the back-left door just the same though.  This happened to my car in the parking lot of where I work.

Then there's the person I've known at my job for 8 months approximately who I see 4 days a week on average who I've never had a problem with. He's the person who delivers the store-brand bread to the grocery store at which I'm currently employed and I receive all the bread deliveries at this store.  That man (being a higher force/being or just the guy himself who did it, I really don't know nor care at this point) decided my week wasn't living up to last week and decided to choke me, completely unprovoked. Awesome. My entire neck from where my shirt ended all the way up towards my ear, not including my cheek, was cherry red. I've had trouble with pain, swelling, redness, breathing, swallowing, and trouble dealing with life/poop in general since around 9-9:30pm last night (now almost 8 am, almost 12 hours later).  THANKS A LOT, JUST WHAT I NEEDED... *venting* and yes, the listed symptoms or whatever are still somewhat in effect... redness waned, pain increasing..

I wasn't able to sleep a week or two ago due to my precious car that I love so much being wrongfully damaged... and I wasn't able to get to sleep last night either after what was done directly to me this time.. partially 'cause this pain is physically afflicting me!

My question is... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

And also, has anything like this (being assaulted at work or having property randomly damaged/stolen) happen to you?  Share your awesome experiences of this nature right here in this awesome thread...
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Ridley on September 04, 2008, 05:12:24 AM
You are messed up man. The mob wants you.
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Friendly Hostile on September 04, 2008, 06:28:56 AM
...Please tell me your reported the guy.  If you didn't, I have no sympathy.
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Zies on September 04, 2008, 06:36:03 AM
...Cool...



...Good luck...
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Silverhawk79 on September 04, 2008, 08:53:41 AM
I got viciously elbowed in the face at work once, purely by accident.
Got a nosebleed and everything. D:
Guy was trying to pull something out, got it, and his elbow jerked back. :(
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on September 04, 2008, 09:06:37 AM
First off, no, the mob doesn't want me Ridley!

Second...

Quote from: Friendly Hostile on September 04, 2008, 06:28:56 AM
...Please tell me your reported the guy.  If you didn't, I have no sympathy.
Oh c'mon, of course I did.  That guy is so done.  Incident report filed within the store, his company that he works for to deliver our orders has been notified, in-store security is looking at tapes and sending footage over to the local authorities that I also filed a report with right after it happened.

Apparently he's been a bit of an ass before but never to me.. he just snapped outta nowhere after 8 months of no problems. @_@

Third off, yes Zies, cool, I can't argue with that one. >_>  I appreciate the wishing of good luck towards me.. o.o

And Silverhawk, I don't know how you do it.. haha, man that sucks though..
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Lotos on September 04, 2008, 10:51:45 AM
I've had two MP3 players stolen in school before.  Other than that, I can't compare.  Luckily you're still with us, Sperky. :)
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Kaz on September 04, 2008, 02:02:15 PM
Quote from: Zies on September 04, 2008, 06:36:03 AM
...Cool...



...Good luck...

Okay, now you're just getting annoying. Seriously.

Anyway, how did you get the guy to stop strangling you, Sperky? Did you judo chop him? Perhaps a shoryuken to the chin?
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Qsmash on September 04, 2008, 02:14:12 PM
If that was me, I would've kicked his ass or something. :(

Also, why did you piss off the mob?
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Java on September 04, 2008, 02:20:09 PM
Wow...
That's really gotta suck.

Sorry man.  :-\

I've really never had anything like that happen to me.
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Macawmoses on September 04, 2008, 06:39:57 PM
Ya, it's happened (assault) but it was over store policy, and my willingness of keeping my job. Idiot demanded a refund, I said no, and he jumped the counter. It didn't last long, especially considering my friends worked with me, but scary as hell. Sorry bud.
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Moriarty on September 04, 2008, 07:54:16 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on September 04, 2008, 06:39:57 PM
Ya, it's happened (assault) but it was over store policy, and my willingness of keeping my job. Idiot demanded a refund, I said no, and he jumped the counter. It didn't last long, especially considering my friends worked with me, but scary as hell. Sorry bud.

You give 'em the ol' one-two punch? You go all Bruce Willis on his ass? I bet it didn't last long, especially if you thought they were bears (probably aligned with the bears at the least).
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Macawmoses on September 04, 2008, 08:21:48 PM
Quote from: Moriarty on September 04, 2008, 07:54:16 PM
Quote from: mackormoses on September 04, 2008, 06:39:57 PM
Ya, it's happened (assault) but it was over store policy, and my willingness of keeping my job. Idiot demanded a refund, I said no, and he jumped the counter. It didn't last long, especially considering my friends worked with me, but scary as hell. Sorry bud.

You give 'em the ol' one-two punch? You go all Bruce Willis on his ass? I bet it didn't last long, especially if you thought they were bears (probably aligned with the bears at the least).
Filthy vermin. I had my anti-bear suit on, I took a beating....rather, a mauling, but I made it through. Those bears....terrible force.
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Doodle on September 05, 2008, 01:19:09 PM
That must really suck. :(
Nothing like that has ever happened to me. Well, I got tee-peed by some moron who used to live near me. But that's about it.
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on September 05, 2008, 02:02:07 PM
It was just as he was about to step out the door and he's never said anything but "thanks" or "good-bye" as he left every night so I didn't expect anything, especially from someone I worked with so often whom I had no problems with.. I was shocked basically and the fact that all of a sudden the hardest grip ever put on me around my neck prevented me from breathing or reacting the way I would've liked.. stopped me from doing anything initially at least..

He held on for about 10 seconds but it felt like forever, you know?  He let go before I processed a response while in shock while not breathing.. and then said "just kidding" and immediately left the receiving room through a door a couple of feet away and entered his truck and left...

Well, it got himself fired and now we have a delivery guy who's pretty chill and actually does his route in order, not randomly like the last guy, and gets to our store on time instead of 3-8 hours late.. oh, and the new guy doesn't rant about poop nor choke me!  What more could I ask for..
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: LinkXLR on September 05, 2008, 03:07:38 PM
what the crap.


That's messed up.


Also zies stop being emo, it's not cool anymore. (or ever was as a matter of fact)
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: Kaz on September 05, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on September 05, 2008, 02:02:07 PM
What more could I ask for..

A raise.
Title: Re: So someone tried to strangle me at work yesterday night...
Post by: THEEVILSPERKY on September 08, 2008, 12:13:00 AM
Quote from: Kaz on September 05, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Quote from: THEEVILSPERKY on September 05, 2008, 02:02:07 PM
What more could I ask for..

A raise.
"This job is dangerous.  I almost died.  If I'm expected to keep working in such an environment, my pay quality needs to be increased."

Sounds good, eh?  No, I'll seriously try it or something similar, haha.