...and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks poop.
Ya see, Marcus, we're the geeks. We're the ones put in the cages for all the people to laugh at and see. It's not just talkin' about you an' me, Marcus; it's talkin' about the bankers, the the farmers, even the white man. This song is sayin' a hell of a lot about society! Ya digg?
Nah man, I still don't get it. Play the tape again.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I have an idea lets combine the urinal and the water fountain.
I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographers' fault! Bigfoot is blurry... and that's extra scary to me. Cause there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.