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Title: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on October 10, 2008, 10:09:38 PM
Got word from my mom today that my Buick was out of commission because my idiotic brother managed to rack it up on landscaping. Seriously, what the intercourse ? He lied about it for a few days and claimed the car "just died" in the driveway, and then finally admitted to it. $600 for repairs due to the engine frame being pushed back 3 inches, and the steering column is ruptured, meaning all the fluid leaked out. The little bastard thinks I should somehow have to pay for part of it. Excuse me? I should pay for your stupid mistake because you were texting while driving? Fuck you. Here's some pictures, including a (probably) accurate depiction of how it all went down.

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And that white stuff is kitty litter. Absorbs moisture well. The yellow pile is sawdust, not really related.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Tupin on October 10, 2008, 10:14:56 PM
Say "No."

That's it.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on October 10, 2008, 10:18:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 10, 2008, 10:14:56 PM
Say "No."

That's it.
I have. Also, he has to drive my stepdad's ugly brown car now. Sucks for him.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Tupin on October 10, 2008, 10:21:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 10, 2008, 10:18:28 PM
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on October 10, 2008, 10:14:56 PM
Say "No."

That's it.
I have. Also, he has to drive my stepdad's ugly brown car now. Sucks for him.
Sure does.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Mystic on October 10, 2008, 11:13:32 PM
So you finally gonna get a new car?
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on October 10, 2008, 11:43:26 PM
I didn't even know you had a brother.
I'm sorry to hear what happened to you.
It's a life learning experience for you and your brother when it comes to a dire situation like this, and a solution will evidently work itself out.

In the end, he Should know better... thus making him a more responsible person.... I hope.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Ridley on October 10, 2008, 11:44:50 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on October 10, 2008, 11:43:26 PM
I didn't even know you had a brother.
I'm sorry to hear what happened to you.
It's a life learning experience for you and your brother when it comes to a dire situation like this, and a solution will evidently work itself out.

In the end, he Should know better... thus making him a more responsible person.... I hope.

Doubt it.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Custom on October 11, 2008, 01:08:29 AM
Are we talking about LRH? Push him off your bed. That scar should serve as punishment.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Riosan on October 11, 2008, 04:21:34 AM
Accidentally blow an airhorn in his ear while he's sleeping.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Totla on October 11, 2008, 07:48:08 AM
Quote from: Riosan on October 11, 2008, 04:21:34 AM
Accidentally blow an airhorn in his ear while he's sleeping.
And hang a bag of cat poop over his head, so when he jerks his head up, he slams into it.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Kilroy on October 11, 2008, 07:58:39 AM
That sucks.

And that jogger was hysterical.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: jnfs2014 on October 11, 2008, 08:06:51 AM
Use Opinion Outpost money.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: SkyMyl on October 11, 2008, 08:18:18 AM
Your brother?...Kick him in the throat.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: darkmario on October 11, 2008, 08:34:05 AM
If you realy want to kill him,pm me and we'll set up an "accident" for him.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: jnfs2014 on October 11, 2008, 08:36:56 AM
Quote from: darkmario on October 11, 2008, 08:34:05 AM
If you realy want to kill him,pm me and we'll set up an "accident" for him.

lol Darkmario.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Doodle on October 11, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
That sucks.
And lol at the jogger.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on October 11, 2008, 10:40:41 AM
Quote from: Mystic on October 10, 2008, 11:13:32 PM
So you finally gonna get a new car?
Probably not.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: The Seventh on October 11, 2008, 10:45:33 AM
Force him to pay for it.  If he doesn't, I bet you can find a way to sue him.

Or just plain make him suffer.  Buicks aren't the cheapes cars, ya know.

Besides, if he hadn't have done that and you kept the car in good shape for a while, you could have gotten good returns by selling it.

That's why I really want the 2001 Elantra we have.  I'm gonna keep it and treat it like a twin brother I never had so I can sell it in a decade or so when it'll probably sell for a lot.  Besides, I hate seeing cars that have even small dents or little rust spots.  Or faded paint.

I guess you can say I'm a bit of a car guy as well.  I might also keep our 3 1/4 ton 2002 Dodge Durango just to p*** off people like environmentalists (6,400 pound SUV's don't get very good mileage at all...  we need to use Premium gas AKA the high octane stuff to get our average mileage up from 9 to 12...), and occasionally drive up to Sierra Club meetings (a group of exteme environmentalists).  Oh, how fun that'd be (yes, I dislike environmentalists because their ideas on how to save the environment are either destructive, flawed, or both).
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: phatyo on October 11, 2008, 10:47:57 AM
U should be all like "I'm kick your ass and stab you with a spoon" then if he still dosnt feel like your a threat beat him up with a metal pip. Then put peper up his nose and tell him he got till monday to come up with money :D
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on October 11, 2008, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on October 11, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
That sucks.
And lol at the jogger.
Jogger? That person was my stepsister. >_>
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Riosan on October 11, 2008, 11:02:06 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 11, 2008, 10:54:53 AM
That person was my stepsister. >_>

Hot.

Hook me up.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Doodle on October 11, 2008, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: red7js on October 11, 2008, 10:45:33 AM
Force him to pay for it.  If he doesn't, I bet you can find a way to sue him.

Suing your brother is kind of extreme. I would never want to sue a family member.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 11, 2008, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on October 11, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
That sucks.
And lol at the jogger.
Jogger? That person was my stepsister. >_>

Well, it looked like she was jogging. So I figured she was just a jogger passing by. (http://mfgg.taloncrossing.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: The Seventh on October 11, 2008, 11:16:10 AM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on October 11, 2008, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: red7js on October 11, 2008, 10:45:33 AM
Force him to pay for it.  If he doesn't, I bet you can find a way to sue him.

Suing your brother is kind of extreme. I would never want to sue a family member.
Yeah, I guess suing is kinda extreme, though...
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 11, 2008, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on October 11, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
That sucks.
And lol at the jogger.
Jogger? That person was my stepsister. >_>

Well, it looked like she was jogging. So I figured she was just a jogger passing by. (http://mfgg.taloncrossing.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
[/quote]True, she is dressed sorta like a jogger.  But, it did say "lol, stepsister".  I probably would have said the same thing if I hadn't noticed the (really) small text.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on October 11, 2008, 11:36:53 AM
I'd sue him if he didn't pay for it (that is, if I didn't end up in jail for manslaughter first). Call Judge Mathis or Judy or someone. >.>
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on October 11, 2008, 12:55:25 PM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on October 11, 2008, 11:12:50 AM
Quote from: red7js on October 11, 2008, 10:45:33 AM
Force him to pay for it.  If he doesn't, I bet you can find a way to sue him.

Suing your brother is kind of extreme. I would never want to sue a family member.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 11, 2008, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on October 11, 2008, 10:22:24 AM
That sucks.
And lol at the jogger.
Jogger? That person was my stepsister. >_>

Well, it looked like she was jogging. So I figured she was just a jogger passing by. (http://mfgg.taloncrossing.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif)
Nah, we were playing HORSE.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: whatwewishfor on October 11, 2008, 01:01:44 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on October 12, 2008, 08:45:46 AM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on October 11, 2008, 11:36:53 AM
I'd sue him if he didn't pay for it (that is, if I didn't end up in jail for manslaughter first). Call Judge Mathis or Judy or someone. >.>
You can't sue for something like that. -_-
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Tahrann on October 12, 2008, 09:32:48 AM
I'm probably gonna do the same to my little one.

My brother is the supposed "good looking" one in the family and the "girl charmer" so he has a massive ego the size of Alaska. But the other day we went to the dollar movie theater to go see Journey to the Center of The Earth (not a horrible movie) and the way the seating arrangements to is usually as follows: (from left to right) my brother, my dad, my sister, and then me. Well this unfortunate day my brother got to sit next to me, and he was complaining about how he doesnt want to hand me popcorn (I love my movie theater popcorn). So I told him "We'll just use a bag." He said "I don't have a bag." As if I was accusing him of something hanous. So I pulled out a bag, that I swore he saw dad hand to me before we left, and handed it to him. He takes the bag, looks at me, and backhands me with it in the face. Even my sister thought that was a bit much (she usualy favors him due to the age gap) and he says "He was being a smart-ass", and that was the end of it. So I was mad with him for most of the movie (fortunately for me, he switched with my sister), and we we got home, he said that hitting me in the face felt good and that he would do it all over again. Next time though, he might not make it to the house without any bones being broken.

Anyway, that was my giant complaining, but I feel for ya Silver.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Tahrann on October 12, 2008, 09:43:51 AM
My mom says she is looking for the chalk outline on the ground of your brother and the yellow caution tape around the site.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on October 12, 2008, 09:51:20 AM
Quote from: Tahrann on October 12, 2008, 09:43:51 AM
My mom says she is looking for the chalk outline on the ground of your brother and the yellow caution tape around the site.
He wasn't home when I took the pictures. D:
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Ridley on October 13, 2008, 06:27:14 AM
Quote from: Tahrann on October 12, 2008, 09:32:48 AM
I'm probably gonna do the same to my little one.

My brother is the supposed "good looking" one in the family and the "girl charmer" so he has a massive ego the size of Alaska. But the other day we went to the dollar movie theater to go see Journey to the Center of The Earth (not a horrible movie) and the way the seating arrangements to is usually as follows: (from left to right) my brother, my dad, my sister, and then me. Well this unfortunate day my brother got to sit next to me, and he was complaining about how he doesnt want to hand me popcorn (I love my movie theater popcorn). So I told him "We'll just use a bag." He said "I don't have a bag." As if I was accusing him of something hanous. So I pulled out a bag, that I swore he saw dad hand to me before we left, and handed it to him. He takes the bag, looks at me, and backhands me with it in the face. Even my sister thought that was a bit much (she usualy favors him due to the age gap) and he says "He was being a smart-ass", and that was the end of it. So I was mad with him for most of the movie (fortunately for me, he switched with my sister), and we we got home, he said that hitting me in the face felt good and that he would do it all over again. Next time though, he might not make it to the house without any bones being broken.

Anyway, that was my giant complaining, but I feel for ya Silver.

I would have done it right back to him. He sounds like a dick.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on October 13, 2008, 11:04:29 AM
Quote from: Ridley on October 13, 2008, 06:27:14 AM
Quote from: Tahrann on October 12, 2008, 09:32:48 AM
I'm probably gonna do the same to my little one.

My brother is the supposed "good looking" one in the family and the "girl charmer" so he has a massive ego the size of Alaska. But the other day we went to the dollar movie theater to go see Journey to the Center of The Earth (not a horrible movie) and the way the seating arrangements to is usually as follows: (from left to right) my brother, my dad, my sister, and then me. Well this unfortunate day my brother got to sit next to me, and he was complaining about how he doesnt want to hand me popcorn (I love my movie theater popcorn). So I told him "We'll just use a bag." He said "I don't have a bag." As if I was accusing him of something hanous. So I pulled out a bag, that I swore he saw dad hand to me before we left, and handed it to him. He takes the bag, looks at me, and backhands me with it in the face. Even my sister thought that was a bit much (she usualy favors him due to the age gap) and he says "He was being a smart-ass", and that was the end of it. So I was mad with him for most of the movie (fortunately for me, he switched with my sister), and we we got home, he said that hitting me in the face felt good and that he would do it all over again. Next time though, he might not make it to the house without any bones being broken.

Anyway, that was my giant complaining, but I feel sorry for ya Silver.

I would have done it right back to him. He sounds like a d*ck.
Try to do that to my little brother please, 'cuz he erased my 100% file of KSSU yesterday! >:(
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Tahrann on October 16, 2008, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Ridley on October 13, 2008, 06:27:14 AM
Quote from: Tahrann on October 12, 2008, 09:32:48 AM
I'm probably gonna do the same to my little one.

My brother is the supposed "good looking" one in the family and the "girl charmer" so he has a massive ego the size of Alaska. But the other day we went to the dollar movie theater to go see Journey to the Center of The Earth (not a horrible movie) and the way the seating arrangements to is usually as follows: (from left to right) my brother, my dad, my sister, and then me. Well this unfortunate day my brother got to sit next to me, and he was complaining about how he doesn't want to hand me popcorn (I love my movie theater popcorn). So I told him "We'll just use a bag." He said "I don't have a bag." As if I was accusing him of something hanous. So I pulled out a bag, that I swore he saw dad hand to me before we left, and handed it to him. He takes the bag, looks at me, and backhands me with it in the face. Even my sister thought that was a bit much (she usualy favors him due to the age gap) and he says "He was being a smart-ass", and that was the end of it. So I was mad with him for most of the movie (fortunately for me, he switched with my sister), and we we got home, he said that hitting me in the face felt good and that he would do it all over again. Next time though, he might not make it to the house without any bones being broken.

Anyway, that was my giant complaining, but I feel for ya Silver.

I would have done it right back to him. He sounds like a d*ck.

You have no idea. I mean, I love the guy, I just don't like him that much anymore. For some reason he thinks he is better than me, and I would take him down a peg (or four) but he has a tendency to gain sympathy from my mom (youngest child in the family, go figure). I wonder if I was like that when I was 15... kinda a short jump from 17 though, but compaired to him, I act like Jesus Christ himself.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Lohn Jocke on October 16, 2008, 04:35:39 PM
My brother has zero ego, thank god. If he had even the slightest of an ego, he would have gotten laid years ago.
Title: Re: ...I'm going to kill my brother.
Post by: Ezlo on October 17, 2008, 05:00:09 PM
A great and noble act indeed.