Dillanova, who is first mate, is being charged with crimes against members and staff. He was recently arrested at Emo's Bar for drunkenly starting a fight with Roy-San IV. He has been removed of his rank, but we are gathered here today to discuss whether or not further penalties are to be in place. I, Cogs/Dawei, am the presiding Judge. I now declare court to be in session.
As Dill's presiding lawyer, I would like to hear the crimes and see the physical evidence against him.
Soliloquy
This brave new world seems to be too much for me. Caught up in my own domestic, socially-acceptable acts, which are found as ruthless here, I stand on the podium. Is this the end, or will Dillanova live for another day?
But lo, a witness. Does he have something positive to say?
NO! NOTHING POSITIVE TO SAY AT ALL.
Dill and his...
/coughs.
Well. His so called lawyer.. Were throwing bottles at innocent puppies in the park eariler!!!
I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
THEY WERE EVEN TAPING IT AND PLAN TO POST IT ON YOUTUBE.
I'd like to be called forward, your honor.
Quote from: Viveeanne on October 19, 2008, 07:56:13 PM
NO! NOTHING POSITIVE TO SAY AT ALL.
Dill and his...
/coughs.
Well. His so called lawyer.. Were throwing bottles at innocent puppies in the park eariler!!!
I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
THEY WERE EVEN TAPING IT AND PLAN TO POST IT ON YOUTUBE.
It was a rotten thing to do, I admit, but we did do it. Trace has always been there to help me with these activities. Some say he is an accomplice, but I say he is a dear, dear friend.
With this evidence, it seems that your lawyer, Trace Moriarty Roberts, is also guilty of such crimes. He shall also be included in this judicial case.
And as requested, I call Mackormoses to the stand.
Soliloquy (Part II)
I see, now, the results of my actions. I truly am guilty, or am I? If being guilty means one has done wrong, perhaps I am an innocent as a flying dove. But if buing guilty meant being misunderstood, then perhaps I deserve the noose.
Your honor, if I may, I shall make a plea that Trace and I are not guilty of committing any crimes, except than of being outside of this society's boundaries. We, quite simply, do not belong. I'm sure the witnesses have noticed such behavior, as we are not of the same roots as they are.
I do hope that the proper punishment will be no more than a rescue from this foreign society. I could ask for nothing more.
Heir Honorable Dill is a good man. A very good man. He pleasured his women, he fed them, but not to the point they became fat. Maybe it was because he exercised them regularly, but he is a good man. No one can deny that fact. Yes, he did beat down "Roy", bludgeoned him, but if we take him to jail, how would his fifteen whores fare? We must think of the whores, Your Honor, as they matter too. Sure, Roy is a little bloody, but can satisfy his womans' needs regardless, if Dill is to go to jail, or be executed, his whores will never again reap the satisfaction they once had. I know, we had many a fond memory. So, I beg of you, sir, for the whores, let him be.
I have thought long and hard about this, and have come to a decision. Dillanova and Trace Moriarty Roberts, I find the two of you guilty of not conforming to our society, which Nsider spent so many years carefully constructing. But, I will not convict you inside our own borders.
By the power invested in me as a judge in this court of law, I convict Dillanova and Trace Moriarty Roberts to exile. They shall be send as far as humanly possible from this country, maybe even as far as their homeland. Their belongings will be surrendered to the people, and their children will be given to the care of Vaatixganon, who has been proven to be the mother of several of these children.
Soliloquy (Part III)
It is over. It seems I shall be rescued from this place after all. What memories, or perhaps scars, shall be brought with me? As I pack my bags and say goodbye to my children, I am eagerly pondering my new life in this distant land.
Your honor, I thank you for your kind decision. You will hear of nothing but joy from those whom we will be staying with in our new land. As for you Vaatix, I ask that you take care of my children, as if more than half were your own. And to the rest of you, I ask simply that you not look to the past, but to the future. For it only holds the upmost happiness, which I'm sure you are to find.
Trace, it seems you and I are to make our departures. Perhaps, in this new world, we will be able to chase the dreams we once had before becoming wrapped up in this. I am very excited, and I hope you are, as well.
...Sorry for interrupting, but did this actually happen?
As my great friend has said, our roots do not belong in this society. We are but an adopted child to different parents. We don't belong, and we are completely different. A rescue is in fact quite nice; we would love to be with some more mannered intellectuals that we would fit with. This liberation from the bonds that have tied us down with this ill-conceived society will be of great justice and exuberance. Tired I am, of this society being a poor replica of better, more intellectual societies. Finally we will have the ability to use our wits and talent to a much greater potential. I look forward to the new awakening my dear friend and I will receive in the new land. Our transportation has arrived, and now we must depart.
Alas, I do not fear the unknown and I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me. I will meet my new challenges head-on and I will succeed. And I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. It has been a pleasure posting with some of you and I will not forget those of you soon but remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall.
Dill, Trace, fair winds will sail with you, as you are truly great. And Chris, yes.
Oh, you people
I knew a poopstorm of smarminess and annoyances would erupt when I demoted Dill.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 19, 2008, 08:53:34 PM
I knew a s***storm of smarminess and annoyances would erupt when I demoted Dill.
Silver, can you give an executive order to his whores to become mine?
Quote from: mackormoses on October 19, 2008, 09:10:25 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 19, 2008, 08:53:34 PM
I knew a s***storm of smarminess and annoyances would erupt when I demoted Dill.
Silver, can you give an executive order to his whores to become mine?
I hereby pass Executive Order #3452, which transfers possession of all of Dill's possessions gained while Navigator over to newly promoted member Mackormoses, effective immediately.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 20, 2008, 05:30:16 AM
Quote from: mackormoses on October 19, 2008, 09:10:25 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 19, 2008, 08:53:34 PM
I knew a s***storm of smarminess and annoyances would erupt when I demoted Dill.
Silver, can you give an executive order to his whores to become mine?
I hereby pass Executive Order #3452, which transfers possession of all of Dill's possessions gained while Navigator over to newly promoted member Mackormoses, effective immediately.
*Claps and Cheers*
Public beheading for the guilty party?
*Now is my plan to overthrow the MODS and Admins, but I'll let Silver, Star, PY, (maybe Mack), and Totla live just because I am still in service to them :D*
Oh yeah, gratz Mack.
Thanks Silver, those are good quality whores. And thanks Tahrann. Also, is there need for two threads discussing the staff shuffle?
Hrm...
Didn't see that one coming. :P
/sarcasm
Quote from: mackormoses on October 20, 2008, 03:07:56 PM
Thanks Silver, those are good quality whores. And thanks Tahrann. Also, is there need for two threads discussing the staff shuffle?
Probably not, which is why I'm going to say that this court has adjourned.
Next case.