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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: darkmario on November 05, 2008, 04:11:20 PM

Title: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: darkmario on November 05, 2008, 04:11:20 PM
 So on Monday I'm upstairs and I go downstairs because I needed something,when I close the door I usually slam it(its hard to close)And when I slam it it slammed on my middle finger!It friggen hurt and the top part of it is all cut up so I have a banaid on it,and it hurts when I put pressure on it!

       BUT THATS NOT ALL.
On Tuesday I hit the same middle finger hard on a chair(Not on purpose of course)and it swelled.Now it hurts really bad and if I try to do simple things(close my middle finger,crack my middle finger knuckles,lift things like my textbooks,or even type with it)It hurts.(I dropped my huge binder on it at lunch,It hurt so much)And I may need to go to the emergency room(Wtf,idk how...).Now I'm terrified,if Monday I got a cut,Tuesday I hurt it,whats going to happen today?

  So anything like this happen to you?

also what does ftw mean?
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Tupin on November 05, 2008, 04:12:48 PM
Um... What?

Oh, and For The Win is what it means.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Water ☮ on November 05, 2008, 04:19:05 PM
it seems for some reason my middle finger is always the one to suffer.

Though i can't honestly say I feel your pain. ouch.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: L10 on November 05, 2008, 04:20:51 PM
Yeah, when I was two years old.

My mom worked on a barn and I don't remember what we were exactly doing but I remember telling a dog to stay inside the barn as my brother closed the doors.
And I was pointing with like my index finger and my middle finger.(I don't know why, I was only two.) And bam! My brother closed the doors on my fingers and cut my middle finger.

After a couple of days this half inch cut hasn't healed yet so I got stitches. So now my finger print on my middle finger is a tad distorted.

And when I was eight I fell down my stairs head first and hit my head on the front door.(Which I believe is steal)
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: darkmario on November 05, 2008, 04:22:57 PM
Oh!Thats way worse!
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Ron on November 05, 2008, 04:54:48 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on November 05, 2008, 04:20:51 PM
Yeah, when I was two years old.

My mom worked on a barn and I don't remember what we were exactly doing but I remember telling a dog to stay inside the barn as my brother closed the doors.
And I was pointing with like my index finger and my middle finger.(I don't know why, I was only two.) And bam! My brother closed the doors on my fingers and cut my middle finger.

After a couple of days this half inch cut hasn't healed yet so I got stitches. So now my finger print on my middle finger is a tad distorted.

And when I was eight I fell down my stairs head first and hit my head on the front door.(Which I believe is steal)
That last sentence made me rofl.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 05, 2008, 04:59:06 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on November 05, 2008, 04:20:51 PM
Yeah, when I was two years old.

My mom worked on a barn and I don't remember what we were exactly doing but I remember telling a dog to stay inside the barn as my brother closed the doors.
And I was pointing with like my index finger and my middle finger.(I don't know why, I was only two.) And bam! My brother closed the doors on my fingers and cut my middle finger.

After a couple of days this half inch cut hasn't healed yet so I got stitches. So now my finger print on my middle finger is a tad distorted.

And when I was eight I fell down my stairs head first and hit my head on the front door.(Which I believe is steal)
Why do I have the feeling you weigh less then 100 pounds. :P
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: L10 on November 05, 2008, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 05, 2008, 04:59:06 PM
Quote from: Lichig0 on November 05, 2008, 04:20:51 PM
Yeah, when I was two years old.

My mom worked on a barn and I don't remember what we were exactly doing but I remember telling a dog to stay inside the barn as my brother closed the doors.
And I was pointing with like my index finger and my middle finger.(I don't know why, I was only two.) And bam! My brother closed the doors on my fingers and cut my middle finger.

After a couple of days this half inch cut hasn't healed yet so I got stitches. So now my finger print on my middle finger is a tad distorted.

And when I was eight I fell down my stairs head first and hit my head on the front door.(Which I believe is steal)
Why do I have the feeling you weigh less then 100 pounds. :P
Nope. I'm right now over 150 pounds. I'm chubby. I have lost weight so who knows, maybe I'm less than 150.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Super on November 05, 2008, 05:47:52 PM
Take care of your fingers better. If you intercourse  them up, your life will get intercourse ed up.





Also, 150 lbs. is a little beyond chubby, Lich.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Spam on November 05, 2008, 06:34:07 PM
Well I stubbed my toes 10-15 time in one week last year...
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on November 05, 2008, 07:03:07 PM
I chopped the top of my pinkey finger off in a door when I was little. I still have a scar around it from where it was stitched back on :P   Then, strangely enough, I vaccumed the toenail off of my big toe when I was about 8. But I don't remember it hurting much, it just bled D:

And about a week ago I cut my middle finger down to the bone while filleting a fish D:
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Level_9_Chao on November 05, 2008, 07:39:08 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on November 05, 2008, 05:47:52 PM
Take care of your fingers better. If you f*** them up, your life will get f***ed up.

Also, 150 lbs. is a little beyond chubby, Lich.

I'm 160 and I'm not fat... I think...

Also, last year, I was dumbbell pressing 55 pound weights on each arm, and after the reps I usually just kind of drop the weights at my side while still laying there. But this time, there was another bench RIGHT where my fingers dropped it, and, big surprise, my middle finger lands and is sandwiched right between a metal bench and a free-falling weight.

Giant blood blister; not incredibly painful after it happened but it's disturbing to go through with at school all day... Just kind of watching you, being uncomfortable.

Also, it was my bass plucking finger. >.>
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Ron on November 05, 2008, 07:44:38 PM
Quote from: Level_9_Chao on November 05, 2008, 07:39:08 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on November 05, 2008, 05:47:52 PM
Take care of your fingers better. If you f*** them up, your life will get f***ed up.

Also, 150 lbs. is a little beyond chubby, Lich.

I'm 160 and I'm not fat... I think...

Also, last year, I was dumbbell pressing 55 pound weights on each arm, and after the reps I usually just kind of drop the weights at my side while still laying there. But this time, there was another bench RIGHT where my fingers dropped it, and, big surprise, my middle finger lands and is sandwiched right between a metal bench and a free-falling weight.

Giant blood blister; not incredibly painful after it happened but it's disturbing to go through with at school all day... Just kind of watching you, being uncomfortable.

Also, it was my bass plucking finger. >.>
Lol i'm like 175.

and i'm extremely skinny.

however i'm 6"3 lol
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Eizweir on November 06, 2008, 04:50:34 PM
It seems that it's always my right ring finger that gets hurt evrytime I play Basketball, which is veryday.  It never completely heals...
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: on November 06, 2008, 04:55:47 PM
Quote from: SUPERKOOL on November 05, 2008, 05:47:52 PM
Take care of your fingers better. If you intercourse  them up, your life will get intercourse ed up.





Also, 150 lbs. is a little beyond chubby, Lich.
Depends on how tall he is and how much is muscle.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Matt on November 06, 2008, 07:07:40 PM
When I was around um, 7 or 8 I accidentally slammed my pinkey in the sliding door of a van. Finger was blue for quite awhile, then came off, and then squirted out the blood. Other then that I have jammed almost every finger on both hands at least once due to sports.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Triforceman22 on November 06, 2008, 09:59:59 PM
My middle finger has suffered over the course of my life....

I remember getting stiches in my head when I was 3, because someone swung open a steel door when I was in front of it. >_>
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: jnfs2014 on November 07, 2008, 01:04:32 PM
I was bunnyhopping stairs for basketball practice when I cut my head partially open.

btw, I'm 5'7" and weigh 125.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Ron on November 07, 2008, 09:28:36 PM
wow this is not even funny anymore.

seriously, i JUST cut my middle finger open accidentally.
was carrying in my mom's computer and the front came off, and i tried catching it quick and it clamped shut on my middle finger...now it's bleeding pretty bad...lol.

wow.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Matt on November 07, 2008, 09:54:38 PM
Oh, I just remembered... I cut my thumb open when I was around 7, while cutting a red bell pepper. Took me at least 2 minutes to realize that I did... when I did I ran around the house for 2 minutes, and then finally started to feel the pain oddly enough.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Ron on November 07, 2008, 09:58:35 PM
Quote from: `Matt` on November 07, 2008, 09:54:38 PM
Oh, I just remembered... I cut my thumb open when I was around 7, while cutting a red bell pepper. Took me at least 2 minutes to realize that I did... when I did I ran around the house for 2 minutes, and then finally started to feel the pain oddly enough.
Unless it's your middle finger, no one cares.
:)
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Shujinco2 on November 08, 2008, 01:47:04 PM
Sounds like something I'd do. :D
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Jono2 on November 08, 2008, 02:20:09 PM
i stabbed my middle finger with a scissor when i was a kid.  i was trying to cut through cardboard D:

it hurt and i fainted lol
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Zovistograt on November 10, 2008, 07:56:18 AM
In kindergarten I remember trying to insert the end of a sharp pencil into the back of a crayon and having it slip (of course) and I stabbed my hand, and some graphite broke off under my skin.

I can still faintly see it if I look at my right palm >_>
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: L10 on November 10, 2008, 06:22:26 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 10, 2008, 07:56:18 AM
In kindergarten I remember trying to insert the end of a sharp pencil into the back of a crayon and having it slip (of course) and I stabbed my hand, and some graphite broke off under my skin.

I can still faintly see it if I look at my right palm >_>
When I read this it reminded me of this kid I used to be friends with, he stuck his finger into a pencil sharpener. I guess he thought it was a good idea.
Title: Re: Curse of the middle finger.....
Post by: Nine 1 One on November 17, 2008, 03:48:22 PM
darn that sucks man. When i was really young my mom had a van with the sliding side door and i somehow
got my hand slammed by it closing and i think we were on vacation