I just found the greatest book ever. It's called, Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. You might be slightly adamant when trying these recipes--at first--, but once you do, this ingredient will become a staple of your dishes. Here is the link: http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
Description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!
what the hell?
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Make the visions stop....
I'm just going to go ahead and say no to this. It's disturbing on oh so many levels. What's sad, though, is the fact it seems legit, but no, just no.
Also, no.