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Game-o-rama => Console Gaming => Topic started by: Revolation on October 05, 2007, 12:10:11 PM

Title: The unofficial "Alter an update"
Post by: Revolation on October 05, 2007, 12:10:11 PM
Yeah, this is just another copycat thread, but hey, I just wat to add a little humor to this board. I'm going to take the giga bowser update and "spice it up" a bit  ::).......... ;D

Observe:

<Giga Bowser Transformation>

What?! You can control Giga Bowser from Super Smash Bros. Melee?!

It's Bowser's Final Smash!!

(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/bowser/bowser_070704a.jpg)

Bowser grabs a Smash Ball! TRANSFORM!

Bowser:um...ok was that thing full of Msg.....Jr better close his nose tonight



....ok why are radiant rays of light coming out of me......yeah this doesn't look good


(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/bowser/bowser_070704b.jpg)


What, you think just because he's huge, you can needle him with lots of little attacks and keep him off balance? Heh heh... Yeah, you keep thinking that.

Mario: No wonder Yoshi says he still has that eteral chronic headache from me a Luigi crying when we were babies. This place is evil, the flowers and clouds are smiling at giga bowser's arrival

Fox: By checking my scouter, I see his power level is............... OVER 9000!

oh ok, and is wario ok in this picture, he has no pupils  :-\ Isn't that usually a bad sign or omen or something........nah warios ok......wario, hellooo....

Wario: Wa-ha-ha, Cool! I've never been eaten before  ;D

(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/bowser/bowser_070704c.jpg)

He must be invincible!

You can only be Giga Bowser for a short time, though, so you'd better take your enemies out while you can. Bear in mind, too, that while escaping from Giga Bowser, fighters might decide it's a good strategy to pick off the stragglers in his wake...

Zelda: "Link get over here!" *thinks: i can make thousands of necklaces with these claws* *laughs evily* *looks up at Bowser* "Oh hi their"

Giga Bowser: talks in demonic voice: "OOh, what do we have here"

Samus: OMG iT kRAID'S DOG o_0



(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/bowser/bowser_070704d.jpg)

Zelda: Hey bad breath! The platforms gona break any second now!

Giga Bowser: Not if I'm gonna win our staring contest!

Samus: ok, thier having a staring contest...Ok, does he have like a force field around him, because my fire attack is pitiful

Pit: Zelda's turned it into a daring contest.....if you know what I mean....NOW take this *hits bowser's shell* *long awkward silence* *everyone stares at pit* "Aw man I just got this sword!"

Yeah, I'm not funny at all  :robotveryhappy:, but I'm sure we have some comedians around here. Now, I would like to ask all of you to submit your own. :) I need a good laugh.


Title: Re: The unofficial "Alter an update"
Post by: Java on October 05, 2007, 04:12:40 PM
There's already a thread just like this...

And sorry but most of those weren't very funny.  :-\
Title: Re: The unofficial "Alter an update"
Post by: Triforceman22 on October 05, 2007, 06:13:11 PM
um....

I already made a Thread like this.

Mine's hilarious. :D
Title: Re: The unofficial "Alter an update"
Post by: THELASTONESTANDING on October 06, 2007, 01:43:27 PM
lol :P
but the update didn't 'flow' like an update :(