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Generally Speaking => Artistic Discussion => Topic started by: Nayrman on December 01, 2008, 07:14:16 AM

Title: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Nayrman on December 01, 2008, 07:14:16 AM
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight)
I think this should be the accurate review for this movie, and it's actually funny too.
God I hate this series so much... X_X;;
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: metroidhunter777 on December 01, 2008, 07:02:42 PM
Ha, that's hilarious, because that's exactly what happened in the movie. It wasn't terrible, I guess, but it wasn't anything I'd like to watch over and over again like people are making it out to be...
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Level_9_Chao on December 01, 2008, 08:20:54 PM
Haven't read or seen it, so as much as I'd love to bash it hilariously, that would be rude. Honestly, how would you guys (if you've experienced it in some way) rate it?

I still rage at Twilight shirts.
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Jono2 on December 02, 2008, 01:49:01 AM
I would rate it

0 out of an infinite amount.
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Silly_Penguin on December 02, 2008, 02:30:52 PM
I've read the first 3 books (gah...so...bad...). ok, i'll admit i liked the first book when i read it, in 7th grade around when it was a new book (before the squeal came out), but it's not as great as all the faingirls claim, and will die for.
The shirts.... SO ANNOYING... so many people in my school have them, and when the movie came out on the 21, it was all people where talking about. NO ONE CELEBRATED ZELDA, i was the only one dressed as Link that day >_>... everyone else was "liek omg twilight!! edward is hot. blablabla". I would watch the review, but the link isn't working for me...

But yeah, the series and the fangirls are extremely annoying; and the movie looks terrible.
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Mutilator7 on December 02, 2008, 03:29:07 PM
Quote from: Silly_Penguin on December 02, 2008, 02:30:52 PM
I've read the first 3 books (gah...so...bad...). ok, i'll admit i liked the first book when i read it, in 7th grade around when it was a new book (before the squeal came out), but it's not as great as all the faingirls claim, and will die for.
The shirts.... SO ANNOYING... so many people in my school have them, and when the movie came out on the 21, it was all people where talking about. NO ONE CELEBRATED ZELDA, i was the only one dressed as Link that day >_>... everyone else was "liek omg twilight!! edward is hot. blablabla". I would watch the review, but the link isn't working for me...

But yeah, the series and the fangirls are extremely annoying; and the movie looks terrible.

I've only heard about it, haven't read the books or seen the movie, but from what i've heard it sounds dumb. I also was the only person who celebrated zelda, even my friends who are pretty gamer educated didn't know/ remember.
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Eizweir on December 02, 2008, 09:35:43 PM
I read all four books our of boredom, meh.  The author's other book, The Host is better.  I haven't seen the movie, nor do I want to, but I'm sure I will end getting sucked up into eventually.  It's like Viva la Vida and MCR, ok but overrated to a point where it just fails.

The review is freaking hilarious though.
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Wabba on June 20, 2009, 05:30:25 PM
Twilight is a lame vampire movie,seriously who wants to watch a movie about a lame girly-boy vampire when there is this movie :

(http://www.lodi.k12.wi.us/schools/hs/Aderhold/Quarter%203%202009/Project%20Based%20Learning/nosferatu.jpg)


Nosferatu will bite a ninny.
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Nayrman on June 20, 2009, 05:43:24 PM
Oh Nosferatu, the original monster movie. Even though it was silent it still quite effective given the fact that the entire movie could be recreated in someone's basement in the 1970's XD

(http://loonwizard.fatcow.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/Dracula1931.jpg)
I'd like to think this guy did pretty well himself.


I just fear the Twilight's author might try other monsters or something... blech.
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Wabba on June 20, 2009, 05:45:39 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Totally accurate view of Twilight
Post by: Beatnik on June 20, 2009, 06:48:16 PM
Bela Lugosi's dead.