Let's face it: NSF is getting old. It's stale and boring, and far too predictable. So, to spice things up and lead us to a new age of fun and merriment, I propose a multi-part plan.
1.) Get a new name for this place, seriously. It sucks. I propose a name such as "Nintendo Forumzzz" or "hax0rz united."
2.) Promote phatyo. Specifically, he should be an administrator. And while you're at it, bring that Marluxia kid back and make him one too. They're a barrel of fun.
3.) Ban any user who does not have a weeaboo avatar. Weeaboos are the new trolls. It's cool to be uncool! We gotta stay hip, fo shizzle.
4.) Create a board specifically for the discussion of zucchini bread and other sweet breads. This will allow us to appeal to the common everyman as well as the hip new soccermoms that are becoming politically active!
5.) Ban any user that attempts to talk about video games. Let's face it: video games aren't cool on forums anymore. It's all about branching out, and destroying the old husk of a forum we used to be.
6.) Run weekly online radio broadcasts regarding the news (but only the news you want everyone to hear) regarding the new forum.
7.) Create a special hentai trading system. Hentai is easily obtained but is subjective to personal taste, therefore being an ideal form of currency! Grades of it can be based on the amount of semen present, overall hotness, and how young the lolis in the images are.
Any questions? Comments?
Yes, not likely going to happen.
Sounds fantastic.
I'll start on it posthaste!
How do you plan to appease the gays?
You seem to be suggesting things that sound somewhat contradictory to your personality.
....Kaz is drunk. Move along.
I gotta admit, I would definitely post more often if there was a board about zucchini bread. Why does it have to be so delicious?
Quote from: Ron on December 02, 2008, 11:35:01 PM
I gotta admit, I would definitely post more often if there was a board about zucchini bread. Why does it have to be so delicious?
It is rather blindingly tasty.
Quote from: Blaze-San on December 02, 2008, 11:18:31 PM
....Kaz is drunk. Move along.
...Blaze is being his usual spoilsport self. Move along.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 02, 2008, 10:37:52 PM
How do you plan to appease the gays?
I suppose we could create a board in which we all post pictures of our penises.
The girls would just have to post pictures of their dildos, I guess, since we know they all have one.
You sir, are a genius.
Quote from: Kaz on December 02, 2008, 08:59:17 PM
7.) Create a special hentai trading system. Hentai is easily obtained but is subjective to personal taste, therefore being an ideal form of currency! Grades of it can be based on the amount of semen present, overall hotness, and how young the lolis in the images are.
DO IT DO IT DO IT
All this change talk is beggining to sound like the Obama campaign.
Uh-huh, sounds good. Can't wait to talk about raisin bread ;) ;)