Did I get your hopes up? No, we're not after more mods, be they global/local/chat. No.
As I'm sure most of you haven't noticed, nsfcd.com is a Drupal "portal" of sorts. This lovely dovely home page is cute, and amazing, and awesome, and ____ ^______________^
However, it's also bland. Boring even. Why? Because nothing is on it. So, SUPERKOOL and I are teaming up once again. We've brought you Brawlin and Ballin (with help from others) and the 2nd NSFCD Awards. We're that awesome.
This time, we're after contributors to the home page. Yes, you, you there could be on the front page of NSFCD. It's unbelievable, I know. It doesn't matter if you're a Bane of Serious Discussion....well....it doesn't matter if you're any rank but BoSD, we want help. We want you.
That is, if you have the basic ability of reading and/or writing. Those of you whom possess good writing skills are encouraged to apply. If you can write reviews, news articles, or blurbs, you're welcome to try out.
Can you make comics? How about awesome Youtube videos? We might just want you, too!
The task would be to spruce up the front page. We'd have diggable content, awesome content, and tons of masculinity (even without Bluaki).
We want 4 of you to work with us. You'd be paid in some way, likely with vibrators, but it's to be negotiated. Plus you'd be proactive in helping NSF.
And never fear, if you can't do that fun stuff, other things will go on the front page. PotW will get a slot, Sigs, Tournaments and Contests, and maybe other pieces of work you may have.
TLDR: We want staff to write for the first page and sexify it. Send us an application with a sample of your work, us being me. We'll pick the top 4 of you. Only squares won't apply.
I can edit it anyways.
Post +1. :B
You can be Sir Kool's right-hand man or woman. (Woman preferably).
Imagine the possibilities. Imagine the stomped colons.
the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop
Quote from: Kaz on December 02, 2008, 10:20:48 PM
the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop
i'd read it
Quote from: Kaz on December 02, 2008, 10:20:48 PM
the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bulls***
Like GF, I'd read it. Sounds fantastical.
Quote from: Kaz on December 02, 2008, 10:20:48 PM
the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop
I like music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop. <3
My idea is full of win, but I am not going to post it.
I guess I could write a semi-review on something...
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 02, 2008, 11:21:04 PM
Quote from: Kaz on December 02, 2008, 10:20:48 PM
the only things i would write are music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop
I like music reviews and nonsensical bullpoop. <3
Most of the albums I have are by no means modern, though...although I guess I have enough to do at least a few decent reviews. Depends on what someone considers "modern" enough to write about, I guess. I think the newest album I own is
Black Holes and Revelations.
I'll give it a try, since I enjoy writing.
I enjoy writing, and I make youtube videos...although they're not the best of quality.
I suppose I could write weekly anime reviews on some of the bigger name stuff (Bleach, One Piece, maybe Xam'd or whatever if I get around to watching it, etc.). :robotindifferent:
Oh, before I forget, when's the deadline? I want to know how much time I have, so I know whether I have to start writing during my English/Computer class or not.
Cool idea, i would read and watch reviews and stuff on the front page
Sounds very sexy. I'm afraid I'm opting out of this, though >_>
I would run a contest given the chance, just not of my own design since they always suck. :(
If at all possible, just use me as a filler for something no one else wants to do. D:
I'll write weird but amusing sections of prose to spice things up a bit.
Maybe, but LS would do the best for writing.
Oh, you guys have until Friday. SK and I will then go over who we want. PM me though, as I need samples and the like. We're hiring 4 of you, sadly, not all. D:
Quote from: Zovistograt on December 03, 2008, 07:18:33 PM
I'll write weird but amusing sections of prose to spice things up a bit.
I could do this too.
But I can only go so far.
I just wrote an editorial/informative piece on the Sega Nomad.
Interested, Mack?
I might be banned from your ST0000000pid serious board, but I have the power to bring many people here!
They can still get banned. And so can you.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 03, 2008, 09:19:04 PM
They can still get banned. And so can you.
Nope there going to be cool people. Some faggs that talk about naruto and get A's and play so many video games. There pretty smart and would fit in this category.
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on December 03, 2008, 08:39:28 PM
I just wrote an editorial/informative piece on the Sega Nomad.
Interested, Mack?
Drop me a pm.
Quote from: phatyo on December 03, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 03, 2008, 09:19:04 PM
They can still get banned. And so can you.
Nope there going to be cool people. Some faggs that talk about naruto and get A's and play so many video games. There pretty smart and would fit in this category.
A ban from serious discussion is usually a result of numerous things, though. I'm sure you can bring new users, and that's swell, but don't let them make the same mistakes you did.
Quote from: phatyo on December 03, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 03, 2008, 09:19:04 PM
They can still get banned. And so can you.
Nope there going to be cool people. Some faggs that talk about naruto and get A's and play so many video games. There pretty smart and would fit in this category.
Christ almighty, I can't read your posts without raging anymore, you dumb sack of poop. We don't give a poop about who gets what grades, and Naruto sucks balls. Even if they didn't play video games we'd still welcome them.
And for the last gosh darn time:
they'rethey'rethey're
Quote from: phatyo on December 03, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 03, 2008, 09:19:04 PM
They can still get banned. And so can you.
Nope there going to be cool people. Some faggs that talk about naruto and get A's and play so many video games. There pretty smart and would fit in this category.
A ban from serious discussion is usually a result of numerous things, though. I'm sure you can bring new users, and that's swell, but don't let them make the same mistakes you did.
[/quote]The religion one about babies and them been depended on older humans to even know what there arms are meant for? I know That was a real stupid mistake. I should of kept my theory to myself and not argue with people that are so ignorant. Don't worry tough they wont do that.
Quote from: phatyo on December 04, 2008, 05:05:12 PM
Quote from: phatyo on December 03, 2008, 09:23:03 PM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on December 03, 2008, 09:19:04 PM
They can still get banned. And so can you.
Nope there going to be cool people. Some faggs that talk about naruto and get A's and play so many video games. There pretty smart and would fit in this category.
A ban from serious discussion is usually a result of numerous things, though. I'm sure you can bring new users, and that's swell, but don't let them make the same mistakes you did.
The religion one about babies and them been depended on older humans to even know what there arms are meant for? I know That was a real stupid mistake. I should of kept my theory to myself and not argue with people that are so ignorant. Don't worry tough they wont do that.
[/quote]Your atrocious grammar likely didn't play a factor, though, did it?
Either way, that's not what this is about. People, pm me darn it.
I DID PM you, but only an excerpt because I couldn't send a Word document via PM.
I could review. I wouldn't be able to send you anything right now, though. My computer is broken. :(
If you want, I have a few fangame reviews on www.mfgg.net. You could search for my reviews on there.
I sent you another PM with some sample works...
I'm gonna give you another pm soon, about something different.
Yeah, don't expect replies, as I have to read through, etc.
Quote from: mackormoses on December 04, 2008, 06:54:13 PM
Yeah, don't expect replies, as I have to read through, etc.
Oh, okay.
How do you want me to give you the whole document, just cut and paste?
Why would you only hire 4 people? That's retarded. Just periodically take submissions from anyone who wants to give them to you, and put them up if they don't suck.
You're going to get no variety whatsoever if you do it the way you plan to.