DECEMBER 4TH 2008
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Let's take a look at some of today's headlines:
-A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger
-Authorities in Manatee County, Fla., say a 37-year-old man attacked his father with a Christmas tree and its metal stand. According to the sheriff's report, the man missed his father when he threw the 3-foot Christmas tree at his father.
-A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke
-A 26-year-old man faces criminal charges after being accused of using a pickax to attack a speed enforcement camera recently installed along a Phoenix-area freeway
-Woman gets probation for setting tow truck on fire
-Authorities in southwest Florida say an intoxicated man had his 9-year-old son take him on a beer run. Cape Coral police arrested the 27-year-old man last week, after seeing a pickup truck drive onto a median
How overweight to you have to be to break a toilet seat in a SPORTS BAR? :-\
At least the drunk knew not to drive.
@ Tuppy ~ I never even thought about it that way :D
I got inspiration from your sad thread and decided to make a happy one :3
EDIT:
@ Mack ~ :D
The assult with a cheeseburger and toilet seat ones are the best :D
Quote from: supercoolbros on December 06, 2008, 02:57:23 PM
-A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger
That's what you get if you annoy a mentally unstable guy with "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER" enough.