And you have to use a nearby object to fend him off.
What do you use?
Even though I'm on the 5th floor of the dorms, I guess I could use one of my many pens on my desk, or maybe the Guitar Hero guitar across the room (really like 6 feet away), or one of my many textbooks.
First I establish wrist control.
Calculus book....
that thing is so thick I could knock him onto the street if I just threw it at him X_X;;
That was if I was in my dorm....
In my house I'd use my five foot long TENZA ZANGETSU replica sword...
it's a tad dull but it could really hurt someone if I swung it around.
one of the many swords from my collection that I have sitting on my wall.
yeah, they ship dull, but they don't stay that way. :)
My Katana. :|
My dad's one of those paranoid types. He's got a sword or knife around every corner.
Quote from: Shujinco on December 11, 2008, 05:50:35 PM
My Katana. :|
My dad's one of those paranoid types. He's got a sword or knife around every corner.
He's not paranoid, he just wants to make sure he keeps you in line.
I have some Fancy Santas next to me, so I could use one. They're sort of sharp.
My laptop is heavy I guess.
My watch is made of stainless steel.
Garbage can is heavy...
I could offer him a brownie :3
I got a heater behind me. Sweet. ::)
Anything big I could throw, like a chair.
Or, you know. A gun.
Quote from: Level_9_Chao on December 11, 2008, 06:57:55 PM
Or, you know. A gun.
First you establish wrist control. Then you pull out your gun.
I have a random bowling pin beside me..so I guess that.
Lets see, a cardboard box or a lamp are the only two potential weapons near me.
Quote from: _GanonMetroid_ on December 11, 2008, 07:02:03 PM
Quote from: Level_9_Chao on December 11, 2008, 06:57:55 PM
Or, you know. A gun.
First you establish wrist control. Then you pull out your gun.
What if he's like 10 feet away? I could totally shoot him.
Let out the dogs.
Take off the front of my fan and turn it on, just gotta make sure I don't drop it.
I've got an RB guitar right next to me, hell, I'll use the 360 itself >_>
Maybe some Snapple Bottles. Glass does hurt, after all.
A sword should work.
Or I could offer him a Gingerbread Cookie.
A Wiimote. At least it'd be getting some use then.
I'd throw this digital clock on my desk to stun him, then jump on his back and twist his arm behind him. Worked on this drunk guy who stole my skateboard and grabbed me by the shirt when I took it back.
Or stab him with a pen.
I'd push the Christmas tree over on him then stab him with ornament shards.
Scissors, or my very sharp Mechanical Pencil; all stainless steel :3
Quote from: JrDude on December 11, 2008, 07:13:33 PM
Take off the front of my fan and turn it on, just gotta make sure I don't drop it.
While you're unscrewing your fan, he's getting ready to shoot you.
BLAM.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 11, 2008, 11:58:55 PM
Quote from: JrDude on December 11, 2008, 07:13:33 PM
Take off the front of my fan and turn it on, just gotta make sure I don't drop it.
While you're unscrewing your fan, he's getting ready to shoot you.
BLAM.
It doesn't need unscrewing, just lift a few thingamabobers, I can do it in like 4 seconds.
well, right now. ether a glass or my laptop.....
A skateboard or my metal lamp...
An airsoft gun that can fire at 350fps. Do I win?
I'd use my titanium bat.
Boink!
Right now my crappy computer, and all of the other stuff(monitor, keyboard, etc).
It sucks, so I could throw the computer at him. Then...kick him in the nuts?
I could throw CD's at him, strangle him with a belt or a tie, or use my old metal mess kit to bash his face in.
Or I could pick up my Gamecube and swing it like a mace. I finally found a use for the handle. ^_^
Quote from: Marth Xero on December 12, 2008, 04:25:39 PM
I could throw CD's at him, strangle him with a belt or a tie, or use my old metal mess kit to bash his face in.
Or I could pick up my Gamecube and swing it like a mace. I finally found a use for the handle. ^_^
that gave me a laugh
Quote from: WiiGuy on December 12, 2008, 05:41:40 PM
Quote from: Marth Xero on December 12, 2008, 04:25:39 PM
I could throw CD's at him, strangle him with a belt or a tie, or use my old metal mess kit to bash his face in.
Or I could pick up my Gamecube and swing it like a mace. I finally found a use for the handle. ^_^
that gave me a laugh
Yeah, who carries around their gamecube?
um no there's no robber in my house
are you stupid
Kick him in the nuts, of course, it's the common way to defend.
But if it is a woman, I'll spit her face. :D
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 12, 2008, 09:03:13 PM
Kick him in the nuts, of course, it's the common way to defend.
But if it is a woman, I'll spit her face. :D
lol, twist her nipples...
Quote from: Spam on December 12, 2008, 09:41:15 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on December 12, 2008, 09:03:13 PM
Kick him in the nuts, of course, it's the common way to defend.
But if it is a woman, I'll spit her face. :D
lol, twist her nipples...
Good idea, but no one on the forum would have the guts to grab near there at all.
Whack him with the top of my cane.
Then use the sword inside to stab him.
Quote from: _GanonMetroid_ on December 11, 2008, 05:49:37 PM
First I establish wrist control.
Then, you're going to want to pull out your gun.
When I think about it theres alot of stuff I can use.
To my left I have my wiimote,my tv remote,my cell phone,my broken cell phone,a realy hevy mic(made of steel).
To my far left I have a hockey stick mounted on my wall.
To my right theres the wall and my mouse(big help).
My moniter is a flat screen so I could b**** slap him.
And im sitting on a steel chair.
Oh and my keyboard.
Woah,thats just at my computer desk imagin my whole room.
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Damn it the robber wont die.
sddksdfjksdfhsdfhsakajkasjkwajksajksabsassd
Damn it my keyboard is bloody
Quote from: Red on December 12, 2008, 09:58:57 AM
An airsoft gun that can fire at 350fps. Do I win?
Not quite. I'd use a full metal M4 that shoots 400 fps. I could also smack him with it, or hit him with a guitar, or look in my dresser for my dagger.
Hit them over the head with the near by vase then use the telephone cord to choke them.
Computer room scenario:
Grab the Binoculars, hand mirror, throw them at him, while he is down, remove any weapons he's holding, kick him in the spot, and shove him out of the door.
Living room guitar hero scenario:
Beat over the head with my broken guitar.
I'd probably die. I dunno.
Quote from: Red on December 12, 2008, 09:58:57 AM
An airsoft gun that can fire at 350fps. Do I win?
Holy poop that air-soft gun owns my graphics card.
keyboard or fan or my sister's old furby.........
I would headshot him with my rubberband gun, which I convinently have right next to me :P
he: Use my fake rifle (just as
heavy as the normal one)
she: RAPE, RAPE.