Welcome to NSFCD's Quote Library. The place to find some of the epic one liners and events held in IRC or on other instant messengers. Heck, even priceless lines from the forum!
Do note that we'd prefer NSFCD related quotes, rather than your dumbassery with your friends. Also, I know it's against the rules for quote only threads, however, the SUPERKOOL people in IRC and I decided it'd be fun.
To ensure you morons don't post dumb s***, the second post will contain an archive of the quotes....and a rating system. You'll be able to pm me a score between 1 and 5, one sucking and five ruling, for any quote on the thread. That way you'll only be encouraged to post good things. :)
So, some ground rules.
1. Post more than just a quote; some of the background, why it is funny, etc.
2. Don't spam this thread like I did to create it. I'll ban your sorry asses.
3. Keep it related to NSFCD, Nsider, Video Games, and the like. I don't care if your friend is the biggest loser on the face of the earth, unless he posts here....in which case he probably is :B
4. Don't get pissy because your quote gets a bad rating. It's your own fault.
5. Don't get pissy if you become the butt of a joke. We all slip up, it happens. We will have a problem if you become high and mighty.
6. Don't post things that are just sexual references, or the like. Sure, innuendo is funny, but don't overabuse it.
7. Meme related quotes, unless absolutely hilarious, will be deleted.
8. Staff can add.
Notes:
1. Blue dictates comments from the user.
2. Longer quotes will be linked to. These will have a description from me, opposed to the quote. Click it to see what actually happened. One liners will be posted.
3. Red Dictates Rating.
LIBRARY:
1. [19:44]<StarWindWizard7> Well, actually that might be a good thing....... I'm big enough as is, I don't want to hurt my room mate. (Star discussing penis shrinking...you had to be there.)
2. Silver fixed something? (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444576#msg444576)
3. Mack likes Gays? First Quote. (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444577#msg444577)
4. Vaatix can kill...over the internet! Quote two. (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444577#msg444577)
5. A new dessert. Third quote (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444577#msg444577)
6. Look who's laughing. Last quote (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444577#msg444577)
7. <VaatixGanon> 9 is 3+3
8. DIMENTIO1 nearly kills himself. (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444604#msg444604)
9. SUPERKOOL invents a new product. First quote (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444610#msg444610)
10. Asscheek fires. They're more likely than you think. Second quote (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444610#msg444610)
11. RE4 or real life? Third quote (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444610#msg444610)
12. Vaati's gonna need a new keyboard. (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=30076.msg444611#msg444611)
um yeahThings have happened now
Looking through some chat logs I have some really hateful ones
I'll censor names
Quote<user2> <user1> lord, Lote is dumb, arrogant, or a jackass <-- All of the above.
Because people hate me and I'm annoying. And they didn't know I could still see the chat.
I'll just start with this quote:
Quote(01-12-2009 17:30:22) PY|Oblivion: i think silverhawk79 is a pretty cool guy, eh fixes the permissions that py doesn't know how to set and doesn't afraid of anything
(01-12-2009 17:30:30) Silverhawk79: :)
(01-12-2009 17:30:48) Byte: um
(01-12-2009 17:30:49) Byte: Silver
(01-12-2009 17:30:49) bluaki: ...silverhawk79....fixes.... where's the "breaks"?
(01-12-2009 17:30:53) Byte: Still can't post
(01-12-2009 17:30:54) Byte left the room (quit: [CS] Quit: Candlejack told me to lea).
(01-12-2009 17:30:56) Silverhawk79: hskjf
(After Kilroy's permissions were messed up, Silver tried to fix them. After my comment on silver breaking things, Kilroy says he still can't post then is disconnected from chat.)
[16:54:36] SUPERKOOL: Your reliance on gays sickens me.
[16:54:56] mackormoses: They perform essential services for me while women aren't present.
[16:54:59] mackormoses: Like making sammiches.
[16:55:23] bluaki: oh
[16:55:26] SUPERKOOL: While that is a good point, it is my manly duty to disagree in the face of reason.
[20:46:53] SUPERKOOL: Can you murder with PHP?
[20:47:18] VaatixGanon: Anytime.
[20:47:50] VaatixGanon: <?php if (alive==true) murder($person)l else echo "Dead already. Next." ?>
[20:47:54] mack has disconnected: Connection reset by peer
[20:47:58] VaatixGanon: Ahahahah.
[19 Jan 09 15:30] * Silverhawk79 * Well I FCed TTFAF on Drums, Expert. |:|:||:}:|:I:
[19 Jan 09 15:30] * PsychoYoshi * nice job ass pie
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * Ass pie.
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * SUPERKOOL * I FCed it with my penis.
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * That sounds like one hell of a dish.
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Kilroy * lol
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * "So, what's for dessert?"
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * "Ass pie."
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * "wait what"
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Kilroy * "Tasty."
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * Silverhawk79 * "Here you go. :)"
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * NintendoMan74 * Ass burgers.
[19 Jan 09 15:31] * SUPERKOOL * "I made it with my penis."
[20 Jan 09 00:09] * SUPERKOOL * I wonder if Nintendo laughs at people like this.
[20 Jan 09 00:13] * PsychoYoshi * They're laughing at us all if we bought a Wii.
[20 Jan 09 00:13] * friendly_hostile * No, they laugh at us if we bought a Wii and expected good games.
I simply extracted the ones I could find in about two minutes. By the way, these are about funny things.
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on January 20, 2009, 05:04:02 PM
um yeah
Things have happened now
Looking through some chat logs I have some really hateful ones
I'll censor names
Quote<user2> <user1> lord, Lote is dumb, arrogant, or a jackass <-- All of the above.
Because people hate me and I'm annoying. And they didn't know I could still see the chat.
Oh, I knew. You don't have to censor my name.
I don't remember saying anything like that!
>_<
Quote from: mackormoses on January 20, 2009, 05:17:36 PM
Oh, I knew. You don't have to censor my name.
You didn't at the time because I had two names logged in and one of them got kick banned and neither of them were my usual ones
<VaatixGanon> 9 is 3+3
::)
Hoo boy.
Time to dig through my 25MB #nsider log file.
[21:31] <&V> Well dimentio, all I can tell you is that your best bet is to crack your current motherboard, and whichever ones you want to interact with your hard drive with, and then wait a day.
[21:32] <&V> To let the solder cool off and settle.
01[21:32] <Silverhawk79> Take lots of pics.
[21:33] <&V> Oh yeah. Silver will probably want someone to help him reference.
[21:33] <&V> You'll be the first person to document it.
01[21:33] <Silverhawk79> Yeah, thinking about doing it to my old XP machine.
03[21:34] * mackormoses (mackormoses@ChatSpike-222fcfbe.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #nsider
[21:34] <DIMENTIO1> let see....
*a short time later*
[21:36] <DIMENTIO1> DAMN!!!!!!!
[21:36] <DIMENTIO1> there goes a MB
[21:46] <DIMENTIO1> i cracked it...
01[21:46] <@Balto> Was it a clean break?
[21:46] <%mackormoses> We need a pic
[21:46] <DIMENTIO1> but it went rong
*later again*
[22:21] <DIMENTIO1> AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
[22:21] <DIMENTIO1> im bleeding!
03[22:21] * Myname949 (mackormoses@ChatSpike-222fcfbe.abhsia.telus.net) has joined #nsider
02[22:21] * %mackormoses (mackormoses@ChatSpike-222fcfbe.abhsia.telus.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[22:21] <DIMENTIO1> i broke the MB in 2
[22:22] <Myname949> blood sweat and tears
[22:22] <&VaatixGanon> Which motherboard.
[22:22] <DIMENTIO1> but it slashed my abdomen....
01[22:22] <@Silverhawk79> the blood makes it go faster
03[22:22] * Myname949 is now known as mackormoses
03[22:22] * ChanServ sets mode: +h mackormoses
01[22:22] <@Silverhawk79> iron and stuff
[22:22] <DIMENTIO1> the 2005 one
[22:22] <&VaatixGanon> The one you hit with the axe and broke some stuff with?
[22:22] <DIMENTIO1> brb ima graba towel & antibiotics
[22:22] <DIMENTIO1> poop it hurts
[22:23] <DIMENTIO1> yeah
[22:23] <DIMENTIO1> great
[22:25] <DIMENTIO1> it cut me bad'
[22:25] <%mackormoses> pics?
[22:25] <DIMENTIO1> i can see the fat X_x
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> ...
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> um
[22:26] <Sync> ...
[22:26] <Genius> ....
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> im goin to the hospital
[22:26] <Sync> Do it.
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> i think you might need a doctor
[22:26] <Genius> Not necessary.
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> my moms gonna be mad
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> "How did you hurt yourself?"
[22:26] <Sync> You're going to get stitches!
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> get this poop stiche
[22:26] <Sync> Congrats!
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> *stitched
01[22:26] <@Silverhawk79> "well um i was snapping my mobo in half..."
[22:26] <DIMENTIO1> bai, thanks for ur halp
[22:26] <Genius> Dimentio, do you have any tape around?
02[22:26] * DIMENTIO1 (DIMENTIO1@ChatSpike-2c7a162f.area3.spcsdns.net) Quit ([CS] Quit: Quick! to the ER!)
Best. Quote. Ever.
Where's the one when Vaatix hit his ex-roommate with his keyboard?
I have one:
[19:14]<Cooldogs_1> whos red7js
[19:14] <red7js> Me
[19:14] <Moses> a user
[17:37] <@SUPERKOOL> Lantax.
[17:37] <Smashin> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[17:38] <@SUPERKOOL> Lantax sounds like a medicine.
[17:38] <@SUPERKOOL> "IF YOUR ASS IS SORE, THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULDN'T IGNORE"
[17:38] <@SUPERKOOL> "LANTAX, DO DO DO DO DOO"
[17:39] <@SUPERKOOL> Bitch.
<Hungrygerudo> I HOPE YOU DIE IN A GREASE FIRE CAUSED BY YOUR FAT ASSCHEEKS RUBBING TOGETHER
<Hungrygerudo> GOIIIIIIIIIIING ON A TRIIIIIIIP
<Hungrygerudo> SINGING A SOOOOOOOOONGohmygodgiantrock
<Hungrygerudo> AAAAAAAAAAA
<Hungrygerudo> RUUUUUUUUUUN
* Hungrygerudo presses A rapidly to get away from rock
There's probably lots more. I just need to sort through the crap.
Quote from: Lotos on January 20, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
Where's the one when Vaatix hit his ex-roommate with his keyboard?
[18:24] <~VaatixGanon> Fatty and I are on our way to the hospital at the moment to get half of my keyboard removed from fatty's face.
<user> .info
Silverhawk79 has disconnected: Connection reset by peer
Quote from: Lotos on January 20, 2009, 06:21:48 PM
<user> .info
Silverhawk79 has disconnected: Connection reset by peer
FFFFFFFFFFF-
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Fuckkkkk... I remember one with Phatyo and Kaz with switching to FireFox or Mac OSX or something with many typos and grammatical errors with Kaz quoting it and replying "You try too hard to live up to your rank"
Also, I posted some screenshots of my favorite posts in the imageboard if anyone's interested ^_^ The personal favorite (http://www.projectfcd.com/imgboard/src/1232512006760.jpg); the one I wanted to submit.
Quote from: Lotos on January 20, 2009, 09:30:45 PM
Fuckkkkk... I remember one with Phatyo and Kaz with switching to FireFox or Mac OSX or something with many typos and grammatical errors with Kaz quoting it and replying "You try too hard to live up to your rank"
Also, I posted some screenshots of my favorite posts in the imageboard if anyone's interested ^_^ The personal favorite (http://www.projectfcd.com/imgboard/src/1232512006760.jpg); the one I wanted to submit.
What a great day that was.
Quote from: Tupin on January 20, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.
Quote from: Byte on January 21, 2009, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: Tupin on January 20, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.
Phatyo or Dimentio.
Which one provides more lulz?
Quote from: Tupin on January 21, 2009, 11:03:41 AM
Quote from: Byte on January 21, 2009, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: Tupin on January 20, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.
Phatyo or Dimentio.
Which one provides more lulz?
They both equally provide lulz.
You know, I could just set up a QDB-style thing on here.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 03:14:53 PM
You know, I could just set up a QDB-style thing on here.
DO IT D:
Quote from: Byte on January 21, 2009, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: Tupin on January 20, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.
Dimentio drives?
God help us all.
Quote from: Phaze on January 21, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 21, 2009, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: Tupin on January 20, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.
Dimentio drives?
God help us all.
Pretty sure he meant while his mom was driving him.
...I hope.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 03:22:03 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 21, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 21, 2009, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: Tupin on January 20, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.
Dimentio drives?
God help us all.
Pretty sure he meant while his mom was driving him.
...I hope.
You guys believe this story?!
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 03:22:03 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 21, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 21, 2009, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: Tupin on January 20, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.
Dimentio drives?
God help us all.
Pretty sure he meant while his mom was driving him.
...I hope.
Nope. No one was home, so he took the family van without permission to go to the hospital. One hand was driving and the other was in IRC.
Quote from: Byte on January 21, 2009, 03:23:59 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 03:22:03 PM
Quote from: Phaze on January 21, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 21, 2009, 08:34:08 AM
Quote from: Tupin on January 20, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Byte on January 20, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Silver, we need the entire conversation with Dimentio. Vaatix has it somewhere.
What exactly happened?
Dimentio said that his computer's HDD was clicking because he dropped it. Vaatix said in order to fix it, you had to take out the motherboard, crack it in half, and solder it back together. Hilarity ensues, and ends up with him slicing his hand open and going to the ER. He was also talking in IRC via his blackberry while driving.
Dimentio drives?
God help us all.
Pretty sure he meant while his mom was driving him.
...I hope.
Nope. No one was home, so he took the family van without permission to go to the hospital. One hand was driving and the other was in IRC.
That's...smart. >_>
"I'M BLEEDING AND DRIVING, YET I NEED TO BE IN IRC!"
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on January 21, 2009, 03:30:02 PM
That's...smart. >_>
"I'M BLEEDING AND DRIVING, YET I NEED TO BE IN IRC!"
i lol'd
Here are some quotes... too bad most of the funnier ones I have are from steam, not the forums.
[01:30] <SUPERKOOL> Joseph is a manly name.
[01:30] <Jennifer> ;-;
[01:30] <SUPERKOOL> Religiousy name.
[01:30] <Linkfan71> so now bluaki is a religousy manly man?
[01:30] <SUPERKOOL> A hairy name.
[01:30] <SUPERKOOL> Yes.
[01:30] <Linkfan71> Wow.
(23:19 PM) Omega12: sound cards dont matter though
(23:19 PM) Omega12: now speakers, they matter
[22:10] <HatsuneMiku> it seems like every single thread i go in, someone makes a "the game" joke
[22:10] *** WIIGAMER24 is now known as Daft_Pink
[22:10] <HatsuneMiku> and it's getting really old
[22:10] <HatsuneMiku> really fast
[22:10] <Linkfan71> DAMN IT
[22:10] <noodle> darn you
[22:10] <noodle> i just lost the game
[22:10] <noodle> >:U
[22:10] <noodle> slfiosdjoifdsj
[22:10] <HatsuneMiku> shut the intercourse up
[22:10] <noodle> stupid smiley
[18:15] <Linkfan71> ...
[18:16] <`Matt`> What?
[18:16] <Linkfan71> Nothing, I just forgot how barren chat is...
[18:18] <Wizardorlan> It was never the same after the neutering.
[18:18] <Linkfan71> Indeed.
PHATYO: Okay this is weird. but I think a demon is trying to posses me! What should I do? I'm atheist btw.
Phatyo: today when I woke up my phone rang so I picked it up and it was a stupid telemarketer, then my mom burned my toast so I hit with a frying pain and went to star bucks ounce I got there they messed up my order so I broke a window and stole a chiwawa from this blond chika after all that I web home and grabbed a red tomora and said must be red so I became angry and red
the end
Quote from: Linkfan71 on January 21, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Phatyo: today when I woke up my phone rang so I picked it up and it was a stupid telemarketer, then my mom burned my toast so I hit with a frying pain and went to star bucks ounce I got there they messed up my order so I broke a window and stole a chiwawa from this blond chika after all that I web home and grabbed a red tomora and said must be red so I became angry and red
the end
What?
Quote from: Blaze-San on January 21, 2009, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Linkfan71 on January 21, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Phatyo: today when I woke up my phone rang so I picked it up and it was a stupid telemarketer, then my mom burned my toast so I hit with a frying pain and went to star bucks ounce I got there they messed up my order so I broke a window and stole a chiwawa from this blond chika after all that I web home and grabbed a red tomora and said must be red so I became angry and red
the end
What?
Phatyo wrote that....
Quote from: Linkfan71 on January 21, 2009, 04:29:44 PM
Quote from: Blaze-San on January 21, 2009, 04:26:31 PM
Quote from: Linkfan71 on January 21, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
Phatyo: today when I woke up my phone rang so I picked it up and it was a stupid telemarketer, then my mom burned my toast so I hit with a frying pain and went to star bucks ounce I got there they messed up my order so I broke a window and stole a chiwawa from this blond chika after all that I web home and grabbed a red tomora and said must be red so I became angry and red
the end
What?
Phatyo wrote that....
I still have that quote in my profile...beat me to posting it D:
<NintendoMan74> What do you guys think I look like (if you haven't already seen my picture)
<VaatixGanon> Gay.
<bluaki> Gay.
<Talim2004> Gay
<ArgentiumFalcon97> Gay.
<Cakeman> Gay
<Sceptile> Very Homo
<Termanian_Knight> Lesbian
<Tuppyluver1> gay
<Sceptile> Shitburgers
*a little while later*
<NintendoMan74> For those of you who DID see my picture, how do I look? (And please don't say gay or homosexual)
<Hungrygerudo> Queer.
<Cakeman> gaymasexual
<Termanian_Knight> Lesbian
<bluaki> gay or homosexual
<Talim2004> Hermaphrodite..?
<Hungrygerudo> Homogay.
<Sceptile> Homostraight
Quote from: Beatnik on September 26, 2008, 08:15:12 PM
Phatyo's story, like a raging river, can not be halted by puny punctuation marks.
The simile makes it so poetic for some reason :-\
[22:55:20] SUPERKOOL: My choir teacher 4 years ago was hot.
[22:55:31] SUPERKOOL: She told me how to hit those high notes.
[22:55:41] SUPERKOOL: AKA
[22:55:43] SUPERKOOL: I banged her.
[22:55:49] SUPERKOOL: Right in front of class.
Bitch.
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) Sync: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) House: -> Sync : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:03) Sync: A real life Mr. Satan.
(2008-12-30 03:53:11) Sync: wat
(2008-12-30 03:53:21) bluaki: 4chan
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) House: -> bluaki : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:51) Sync: Oh wow.
(2008-12-30 03:53:57) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) mode (+b *!*@ChatSpike-9f0d7954.fios.verizon.net) by House
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) You have been kicked by House: (Out)
Just before that, LS was telling Cooldogs that he has to sell his soul to play Werewolf, Cooldogs said he's already sold it three times, then Sync thought it'd be relevent to post an image of Satan.
Quote from: Bluaki on January 21, 2009, 11:14:33 PM
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) Sync: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) House: -> Sync : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:03) Sync: A real life Mr. Satan.
(2008-12-30 03:53:11) Sync: wat
(2008-12-30 03:53:21) bluaki: 4chan
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) House: -> bluaki : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:51) Sync: Oh wow.
(2008-12-30 03:53:57) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) mode (+b *!*@ChatSpike-9f0d7954.fios.verizon.net) by House
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) You have been kicked by House: (Out)
Just before that, LS was telling Cooldogs that he has to sell his soul to play Werewolf, Cooldogs said he's already sold it three times, then Sync thought it'd be relevent to post an image of Satan.
XD
I'm trying to hold back my laughter in class!
Quote from: Bluaki on January 21, 2009, 11:14:33 PM
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) Sync: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:52:54) House: -> Sync : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:03) Sync: A real life Mr. Satan.
(2008-12-30 03:53:11) Sync: wat
(2008-12-30 03:53:21) bluaki: 4chan
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1230622875780.jpg
(2008-12-30 03:53:46) House: -> bluaki : Please do not swear while in this channel.
(2008-12-30 03:53:51) Sync: Oh wow.
(2008-12-30 03:53:57) bluaki: http://zip.4chan.org/
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) mode (+b *!*@ChatSpike-9f0d7954.fios.verizon.net) by House
(2008-12-30 03:53:59) You have been kicked by House: (Out)
Just before that, LS was telling Cooldogs that he has to sell his soul to play Werewolf, Cooldogs said he's already sold it three times, then Sync thought it'd be relevent to post an image of Satan.
I remember when Vaati did that because I kept spamming 4chan links.
Good times...
Unfortunately, I don't have the actual sources, and the wording might not be exact but yeah...
"That's like walking into a funeral and saying "YO WAZZUP!" " (Zovistograt)
"A man walked into a bar with a piece of concrete under his arm and said: "I'll take one for me and one for the road" " (Unknown)
"Attempted suicide? As in he couldn't do it? Man, you know you fail at life when you fail at failing." (Unknown)
Quote from: Marth Xero on January 23, 2009, 06:16:04 PM
"A man walked into a bar with a piece of concrete under his arm and said: "I'll take one for me and one for the road" " (Unknown)
That was Silver.
Also you got my quote right.
http://vaatix.projectfcd.com/dimentio1.html
Oh, and Silver, good luck writing that bash script.
Quote from: VaatixGanon on January 24, 2009, 12:44:50 AM
http://vaatix.projectfcd.com/dimentio1.html
Oh, and Silver, good luck writing that bash script.
Its funny, but in a way, somewhat sad :D
(08:41:19 PM) DIMENTIO1: i got HS graduation coming up, G/fs pregnant
So he wasn't kidding? ????
Quote from: VaatixGanon on January 24, 2009, 12:44:50 AM
http://vaatix.projectfcd.com/dimentio1.html
Oh, and Silver, good luck writing that bash script.
I'm trying an open source thing called Chirpy. It's fairly popular.
I'm not on the list :(
[19:53] <Silverhawk79> HI TALIM
[19:53] <Talim2004> Hiiii
[19:54] <mackormoses> SILVER
[19:54] <Zovistograt> downwithalapadoo
[19:54] <Silverhawk79> MACK
[19:54] <mackormoses> BYTE LOSES DERM
[19:54] <mackormoses> REDYOSHI GAINS IT
[19:54] <Silverhawk79> OKAY
[19:54] <Silverhawk79> WHY ARE WE YELLING
[19:54] <DOODLEboy99> LOUD NOISES
[19:54] <Zovistograt> SEND YOUR MIIIIIIIIIND ON A RHYTHMIC TRIP
[19:54] <mackormoses> BECAUSE I NEEDED YOUR ATTENTION
[19:55] <Silverhawk79> OH OKAY
[19:55] <Light> WAIT
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[19:55] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT
[19:55] *** House sets mode +v on Java_Java
[19:55] <Light> WHY DOES REDYOSHI GET DERM?
[19:55] <Light> HI JAVA
[19:55] <Zovistograt> NO CLUE
[19:55] <DOODLEboy99> I CANT HEAR YOU
[19:55] <Light> WHAT?
[19:55] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT
[19:55] <Silverhawk79> WHAT
[19:55] <Silverhawk79> SPEAK UP
[19:55] <Java_Java> HI LS.
[19:55] <Zovistograt> WHAT
[19:55] <Light> I CAN'T HEAR YOU, TALK LOUDER
[19:55] <Light> WHAT?
[19:55] <Silverhawk79> HUH?
[19:55] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT WAS THAT JAVA?
[19:55] <Java_Java> HELLO THERE DOODLE.
[19:55] <Light> WHO ARE YOU?
[19:55] <Silverhawk79> can you hear me now
[19:55] <Java_Java> WHY AM I HERE?
[19:55] <Light> NO!
[19:55] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT POODLE?
[19:56] <Light> WAIT
[19:56] <Light> YES!
[19:56] <Light> I CAN!
[19:56] <Zovistograt> WHAT PUMPKIN
[19:56] <Silverhawk79> okay good
[19:56] <Silverhawk79> WHAT ABOUT NOW?
[19:56] <mackormoses> I CAN NOT HEAR
[19:56] <Zovistograt> NO
[19:56] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT ABOUT TODAY
[19:56] <Light> NO
[19:56] <Light> NO SINGING
[19:56] <DOODLEboy99> NO WHATING
[19:56] <Silverhawk79> wat
[19:56] <Light> WHO
[19:56] <Silverhawk79> y
[19:56] <DOODLEboy99> WHERE
[19:56] <Light> WHEN
[19:56] <DOODLEboy99> HOW
[19:56] <Light> fail
[19:56] <mackormoses> so
[19:56] <mackormoses> mudkipz
[19:56] <Light> How does not begin with a w.
[19:57] <Silverhawk79> BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
[19:57] <Silverhawk79> I AM CAPTAIN INQUISITIVE.
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[19:57] <Light> CAPTAIN INQUISITVE!
[19:57] *** House sets mode +v on Rosti_LFC
[19:57] <DOODLEboy99> I thought it was who what where how why? ;_;
[19:57] <Light> HE'S A HERO!
[19:57] <Zovistograt> CAPTAIN WHAT SHALL WE DO
[19:57] <DOODLEboy99> MY LANGAUGE TEACHERS ARE LIARS.
[19:57] <Light> GONNA TAKE BAD GRAMMAR DOWN TO ZERO!
[19:57] <Silverhawk79> :D
[19:57] *** Rosti_LFC has left #nsider (Part)
[19:57] <Silverhawk79> brb
[19:57] <Zovistograt> (XD)
[19:57] <Supernova> Crap
[19:57] <DOODLEboy99> FAP? EXCUSE U
Haha. :P
I'm actually in one. D:
Quote from: Java_Java on January 25, 2009, 06:01:11 PM
I'm actually in one. D:
I'm not. I'm not sure if that's good or bad though.
<+Rius> It'll be romantic... out in the wilderness, chasing down emos.
[23:56] PsychoYoshi: (Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penis)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penis <---- !!!
[23:59] Silverhawk79: Among the exhibits, Knyazkin claims, is the 30cm (11.8 inch) long "preserved penis" of Grigori Rasputin
[23:59] Silverhawk79: good lord
[23:59] Silverhawk79: was rasputin a horse
[23:59] Silverhawk79: :|
[23:59] PsychoYoshi: Mr. Hands
[23:59] Rius: Uh...
[23:59] Rius: You do know...
[23:59] PsychoYoshi: Nin can add that to his penis size list.
[23:59] Rius: There's like extra length inside.
[23:59] Silverhawk79: wat
[00:00] Rius: Did you think the penis ended at the surface of your skin?
00:00] Rius: That's one way penis enlargement surgery is carried out.
[00:01] friendly_hostile: ...what the hell have I come back too
(04:13:39 PM) Mithos: My mom grounded me for being gay.
NintendoMan74: Does my face look like the face of a 40-year-old virgin?
bluaki: yes
VaatixGanon: Yes.
Riosan: Yes
(05:19:00 PM) NintendoMan74: What do you guys think I look like (if you haven't already seen my picture)
(05:19:06 PM) VaatixGanon: Gay.
(05:19:08 PM) bluaki: Gay.
(05:19:09 PM) Talim2004: Gay
(05:19:11 PM) ArgentiumFalcon97: Gay.
(05:19:11 PM) Cakeman: Gay
(07:04:50 PM) StarWindWizard7: OK, I will personally donate $400.00's towards this forum if that doesn't happen again.
It never happened again.
(06:35:08 PM) Riosan: My dad could beat up your dad.
(06:35:18 PM) VaatixGanon: Yeah, but I could run you over with my car.
(05:18:44 PM) Tally: Stfu Vaati. Noone likes you. D:
(05:18:51 PM) VaatixGanon: L dies.
(05:19:00 PM) Tally left the room (AHHH).
(09:03:30 PM) Balto: That reminds me, I need to fix the moderation images in the dark skins sometime.
(09:04:12 PM) Balto: Now's as good a time as any.
(09:04:20 PM) VaatixGanon: If you manage to break those, I'm going to throw you off a cliff.
(09:04:29 PM) Balto: Images are easy.
(09:04:44 PM) VaatixGanon: So are permissions.
(09:04:53 PM) Balto: ...<_<
(09:54:50 PM) NintendoMan74: I do not look gay.
(09:54:55 PM) VaatixGanon: Yes you do.
(09:54:55 PM) bluaki: Yes you do.
(09:55:04 PM) mackormoses: yes you do
(05:01:16 PM) VaatixGanon: Hell, he didn't even know how to ask for help apparently.
(05:01:21 PM) VaatixGanon: /cs help
(05:01:24 PM) VaatixGanon: OH GOD HOW HARD
(05:05:51 PM) Balto|Paper: Some days, I wish I could punch people over the internet.
(05:06:03 PM) VaatixGanon: Too bad you wouldn't know the command.
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(11:22:04 PM) PsychoYoshi: whoosh;
(11:22:27 PM) Zelda_Masta: ?
(11:22:34 PM) PsychoYoshi: whoosh;
(11:22:38 PM) Zelda_Masta: ?
[16:19:37] <Rius> Have you ever been to Nintendo World?
[16:19:45] <DOODLEboy99> theres a nintendo theme park!?
http://www.nsfcd.com/qdb/
The QDB is running for the most part. You can submit quotes, they just won't show up until I approve them, which requires me to figure out how the hell this admin panel works. GOGOGO
I still dont know what EOF from client means.
Hm, I don't remember saying that...
Hmm...I guess people remember the time I showed my picture in IRC.
My favorite "insult" was "Homostraight."
Quote from: VaatixGanon on January 27, 2009, 09:15:43 PM
(05:18:44 PM) Tally: Stfu Vaati. Noone likes you. D:
(05:18:51 PM) VaatixGanon: L dies.
(05:19:00 PM) Tally left the room (AHHH).
Hah. I remember that one. xD S'okay though. I'm glad L died. :D
I have a perfect one.
Quote from: red7js1. Doing that when that happens =/= badass
2. Spongebob quotes =/= badass
In conclusion, ZGDK =/= badass.