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Title: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 13, 2009, 03:08:46 PM
http://www.gamedaily.com/articles/galleries/top-25-video-game-spoilers/

Filled with spoilers, as will this thread be. If you don't want to see video game spoilers, don't view any further.








Link's Awakening is because it's, well, a dream.
Samus is female.
The final boss in SMRPG is Culex.
Shiek is Zelda.
So is Tetra.
Link might be too?! Nah.
The Ancient Minister is actually ROB. A ROB, mind you.
The Cake is a Lie.




Yours?
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Spam on March 13, 2009, 03:12:28 PM
Cake is a lie, but the Cube is forever... O.O
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Mario583 on March 13, 2009, 03:27:12 PM
Quote from: Lord Layton on March 13, 2009, 03:08:46 PM
[spoiler]Link's Awakening is because it's, well, a dream.
Samus is female.
The final boss in SMRPG is Culex.
Shiek is Zelda.
So is Tetra.
Link might be too?! Nah.
The Ancient Minister is actually ROB. A ROB, mind you.
The Cake is a Lie.[/spoiler]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Everything I know is a Lie  self-suicide;
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 13, 2009, 03:28:10 PM
Wesker is evil. Sorry Mario
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Doodle on March 13, 2009, 04:17:57 PM
Samus being a girl was one I remember when I was a kid.
I finally beat the game(with Narpas Sword, of course. What? I was little, how else could I beat it? :P) and Samus took off her suit and was a girl. I was like "...what."
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Titus Andronicus on March 13, 2009, 04:37:33 PM
Culex is not the final boss of Super Mario RPG. He's a cameo appearance from Final Fantasy.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 13, 2009, 04:42:46 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 13, 2009, 04:37:33 PM
Culex is not the final boss of Super Mario RPG. He's a cameo appearance from Final Fantasy.
And yet he is the last boss you play. You could argue Smithy and co. because he is optional, but no.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 13, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
[spoiler]5. Crono dies (Chrono Trigger- SNES, PSOne, DS)[/spoiler]
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET
ADSFBHADSKJF
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 13, 2009, 04:55:17 PM
Good work Silver. You were spoiled. Even after I warned you.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: SkyMyl on March 13, 2009, 05:23:50 PM
[spoiler]Aeris Dies
Cake is a Lie
Shiek is Zelda
Samus is a Chick
Level 1-4 is not the end of SMB1
Wesker is evil
[/spoiler]Old.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 13, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
[spoiler]5. Crono dies (Chrono Trigger- SNES, PSOne, DS)[/spoiler]
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET
ADSFBHADSKJF
...are you serious?
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 13, 2009, 05:25:03 PM
That brings up a good one:

Your Princess Is In Another Castle!
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: The Riddler on March 13, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
Sephiroth kills Aeris. You can NOT bring her back.
Metal Gear Solid 2 isn't about Snake. You play as Raiden.
BIGBOSSWASALIVETHEWHOLETIME. - MGS4
Atlas is Frank Fontaine and he controls you.
Cecil and Golbez are brothers! (I just spoiled my favorite game for you. Fuck.)
Your entire family dies. - Oregon Trail
Your boat is the King of Hyrule.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 13, 2009, 05:48:36 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 13, 2009, 05:23:50 PM
[spoiler]Aeris Dies
Cake is a Lie
Shiek is Zelda
Samus is a Chick
Level 1-4 is not the end of SMB1
Wesker is evil
[/spoiler]Old.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 13, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
[spoiler]5. Crono dies (Chrono Trigger- SNES, PSOne, DS)[/spoiler]
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET
ADSFBHADSKJF
...are you serious?
I've been busy with other games. :(
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Qsmash on March 13, 2009, 05:51:11 PM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on March 13, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
Cecil and Golbez are brothers! (I just spoiled my favorite game for you. Fuck.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Rayquarian on March 13, 2009, 06:00:54 PM
Saddler murders Luis - Resident Evil 4
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Link3588 on March 13, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 13, 2009, 05:48:36 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 13, 2009, 05:23:50 PM
[spoiler]Aeris Dies
Cake is a Lie
Shiek is Zelda
Samus is a Chick
Level 1-4 is not the end of SMB1
Wesker is evil
[/spoiler]Old.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 13, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
[spoiler]5. Crono dies (Chrono Trigger- SNES, PSOne, DS)[/spoiler]
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET
ADSFBHADSKJF
...are you serious?
I've been busy with other games. :(
I ended up learning about that before I reached it in game as well.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Nayrman on March 13, 2009, 06:25:52 PM
the assassins agency you worked for is a con by Sylvia! (NMH)
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Tupin on March 13, 2009, 06:37:01 PM
[spoiler]Lucas' mom dies.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: The Riddler on March 13, 2009, 07:38:56 PM
Quote from: Tupin on March 13, 2009, 06:37:01 PM
[spoiler]Lucas' mom dies.[/spoiler]

Claus is the Masked Man. And he  commits suicide.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: SkyMyl on March 13, 2009, 08:02:50 PM
[sp0iler[The Mana Tree is Randy's Mother (Secret of Mana)
It was all a plot to resurrect Dracula (Oh wait...)
Time and Space are rewritten (Final Fantasy: Ring of Fates
[\spoiler]
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 13, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on March 13, 2009, 06:25:52 PM
the assassins agency you worked for is a con by Sylvia! (NMH)
FUCKING FUCK FUCK.
>:(
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: whatwewishfor on March 13, 2009, 10:02:29 PM
JILL VALENTINE DIES IN RE51!!!!111one!111 !!
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: SkyMyl on March 14, 2009, 09:27:07 AM
Quote from: Www4 on March 13, 2009, 10:02:29 PM
JILL VALENTINE DIES IN RE51!!!!111one!111 !!
[spoiler]First impression: She's not in RE5...
Today: THOSE BASTARDS WILL DIE!!! AND SO WILL YOU!!! BURN IN HELL!!![/spoiler]
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 14, 2009, 10:04:38 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 13, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
Quote from: Nayrman on March 13, 2009, 06:25:52 PM
the assassins agency you worked for is a con by Sylvia! (NMH)
f***ING f*** f***.
>:(
Maybe you should leave.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Custom on March 14, 2009, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: Www4 on March 13, 2009, 10:02:29 PM
JILL VALENTINE DIES IN RE51!!!!111one!111 !!

FUCKFUCKFUCK I KNEW ALL OF THEM THEN YOU COME YOU BASTARD WWW4
I HAVEN'T STARTED RE5 YET I WAS WAITING FOR PAUL TO COME
GO DIE  IN A FIRE
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Qsmash on March 14, 2009, 11:03:09 AM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on March 14, 2009, 10:26:12 AM
Quote from: Www4 on March 13, 2009, 10:02:29 PM
JILL VALENTINE DIES IN RE51!!!!111one!111 !!

FUCKFUCKFUCK I KNEW ALL OF THEM THEN YOU COME YOU BASTARD WWW4
I HAVEN'T STARTED RE5 YET I WAS WAITING FOR PAUL TO COME
GO DIE  IN A FIRE
To be fair, her tombstone was shown in a trailer.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: X-3 on March 14, 2009, 11:25:03 AM
Emerl dies, Metal Sonic was behind it all, MegaMan is Hub, old man is the Ocean King and thus possibly the Wind Fish are some of my favorites. Maybe more later.

Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 14, 2009, 03:55:01 PM
Metal Sonic was predictable./
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: X-3 on March 14, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
leave me alone, I assumed the opening just meant he'd go pissy at some point later in the game like Chaos D:

On a side-note, Marx's deception in KSS was an okay plot-twist, now that I think about it. And the truth about Grey and Model A's relation with Albert in ZXA.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Qsmash on March 14, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
In Mario and Luigi 3...you'd better run now....
...
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...
...
...
...
...
Fawful's the final boss...
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Rayquarian on March 14, 2009, 05:09:27 PM
Quote from: Qsmash on March 14, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
In Mario and Luigi 3...you'd better run now....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Fawful's the final boss...
That one snuck up on me.  At least it was obvious, though.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: SkyMyl on March 14, 2009, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Qsmash on March 14, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
In Mario and Luigi 3...you'd better run now....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Fawful's the final boss...
...that's not obvious?
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Qsmash on March 14, 2009, 06:18:12 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 14, 2009, 05:40:30 PM
Quote from: Qsmash on March 14, 2009, 04:59:14 PM
In Mario and Luigi 3...you'd better run now....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Fawful's the final boss...
...that's not obvious?
no...luigi is also playable!!!!!!
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: The Riddler on March 14, 2009, 06:57:54 PM
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/warning-this-article-definitely-contains-spoilers/a-20090206154749203010

Much bigger spoiler site.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: bluaki on March 15, 2009, 10:06:21 AM
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Doodle on March 15, 2009, 10:44:28 AM
Quote from: Bluaki on March 15, 2009, 10:06:21 AM
  • World of Goo Corporation is destroyed. By the player.
Screw you, I haven't played that game yet. >:(
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Mario64 on March 15, 2009, 10:48:56 AM
Metal Gear launches nucs...
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Triforceman22 on March 15, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
Wesker dies in RE5.
Jill is still alive in RE5.
BigBoss is alive
Ocelot was himself for the entire time
Vamp isn't invincible
raiden is a father
EVA is Snake's Mother

and Sonic is in brawl.
lawl.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 15, 2009, 04:29:59 PM
OMG NUB SONIC IS IN BRAWL NO WAIIIIII

I TOLD YOU ALL HE WOULD BE! I TOLD YOU ALL.

:(
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: The Riddler on March 15, 2009, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: Lord Layton on March 15, 2009, 04:29:59 PM
OMG NUB SONIC IS IN BRAWL NO WAIIIIII

I TOLD YOU ALL HE WOULD BE! I TOLD YOU ALL.

:(
Nub that's not a spoiler.

The spoiler is that OHSHIT.
MASTERHANDISBEINGCONTROLLEDBYTRON.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Red on March 15, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
USA wins. Holy intercourse , that just spoiled more than half of today's video games.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Macawmoses on March 15, 2009, 04:45:25 PM
Quote from: Red on March 15, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
USA wins. Holy f***, that just spoiled more than half of today's video games.
Fortunately it didn't spoil Vietnam ::)
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: The Riddler on March 15, 2009, 04:48:25 PM
Quote from: Red on March 15, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
USA wins. Holy intercourse , that just spoiled more than half of today's video games.
Jack Bauer... I mean..Sgt. Roebuck dies. =[

Well, depending on who you shoot first.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Custom on March 15, 2009, 08:24:03 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on March 15, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
Wesker dies in RE5.
Jill is still alive in RE5.

BigBoss is alive
Ocelot was himself for the entire time
Vamp isn't invincible
raiden is a father
EVA is Snake's Mother

and Sonic is in brawl.
lawl.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I FUCKING HATE YOU
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Triforceman22 on March 15, 2009, 08:48:48 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on March 15, 2009, 08:24:03 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on March 15, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
Wesker dies in RE5.
Jill is still alive in RE5.

BigBoss is alive
Ocelot was himself for the entire time
Vamp isn't invincible
raiden is a father
EVA is Snake's Mother

and Sonic is in brawl.
lawl.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I FUCKING HATE YOU

I knew i'd get someone with those.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Qsmash on March 15, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on March 15, 2009, 08:48:48 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on March 15, 2009, 08:24:03 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on March 15, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
Wesker dies in RE5.
Jill is still alive in RE5.

BigBoss is alive
Ocelot was himself for the entire time
Vamp isn't invincible
raiden is a father
EVA is Snake's Mother

and Sonic is in brawl.
lawl.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I FUCKING HATE YOU

I knew i'd get someone with those.
lies...ALL LIES!!!! ;-;
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: The Riddler on March 15, 2009, 08:54:02 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on March 15, 2009, 08:24:03 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on March 15, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
Wesker dies in RE5.
Jill is still alive in RE5.

BigBoss is alive
Ocelot was himself for the entire time
Vamp isn't invincible
raiden is a father
EVA is Snake's Mother

and Sonic is in brawl.
lawl.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I FUCKING HATE YOU
Does it make you feel better than Jill eventually dies?
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Custom on March 16, 2009, 02:01:02 AM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on March 15, 2009, 08:54:02 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on March 15, 2009, 08:24:03 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on March 15, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
Wesker dies in RE5.
Jill is still alive in RE5.

BigBoss is alive
Ocelot was himself for the entire time
Vamp isn't invincible
raiden is a father
EVA is Snake's Mother

and Sonic is in brawl.
lawl.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I FUCKING HATE YOU
Does it make you feel better than Jill eventually dies?

Yeah, the Master of Unlocking will make a nice Jibble Sandwich.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Doodle on March 16, 2009, 05:31:12 AM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on March 15, 2009, 04:48:25 PM
Quote from: Red on March 15, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
USA wins. Holy f***, that just spoiled more than half of today's video games.
Jack Bauer... I mean..Sgt. Roebuck dies. =[

Well, depending on who you shoot first.
Wow, he was cool. ;__;
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Triforceman22 on March 16, 2009, 08:03:32 AM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on March 16, 2009, 05:31:12 AM
Quote from: Riddler_Rob on March 15, 2009, 04:48:25 PM
Quote from: Red on March 15, 2009, 04:39:45 PM
USA wins. Holy f***, that just spoiled more than half of today's video games.
Jack Bauer... I mean..Sgt. Roebuck dies. =[

Well, depending on who you shoot first.
Wow, he was cool. ;__;

If you save him, Polonsky dies instead.
But who cares about Polonsky? :P
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 16, 2009, 09:22:53 AM
[spoiler]Kratos is Lloyd's father.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 16, 2009, 11:40:58 AM
[spoiler]Captain Blue is Silvia's dad
Jet Black is the final boss
Chip is Light Gaia
Adachi is the main culprit of the murders
The dude at the gas station is a girl and the final boss
Naoto is a girl
Midna is the Twilight Princess
Sin is Tidus's dad
Luke is Asch's replica
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Nayrman on March 16, 2009, 01:23:06 PM
[spoiler]anyone who believes Wesker is gone is a moron, we all know he'll be back due to some unexplainable plot hole just like all the other games[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: Triforceman22 on March 18, 2009, 10:54:25 AM
Quote from: Nayrman on March 16, 2009, 01:23:06 PM
[spoiler]anyone who believes Wesker is gone is a moron, we all know he'll be back due to some unexplainable plot hole just like all the other games[/spoiler]

lol. Wrong.

RE6 is going to be a "reboot" To the series.
The creator says so.
So ya. He's dead.
Title: Re: Vidya Game Spoilers
Post by: BOSSNIG on March 18, 2009, 11:26:37 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 16, 2009, 09:22:53 AM
[spoiler]Kratos is Lloyd's father.[/spoiler]

you die of a nuke in cod4