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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: The Seventh on March 22, 2009, 08:27:55 AM

Title: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: The Seventh on March 22, 2009, 08:27:55 AM
Think up some hilarious, unexpected, or completely random oxymorons.

For the illiterate that don't know what an oxymoron is, it's a phrase made up of two words that have the opposite meanings, like:

Jumbo Shrimp
or
Microsoft Works :D

So, bring the oxymorons on!

(note: Mods, if this has been done before, I'm sorry.)
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 08:55:15 AM
An oxymoron is two contradictory things, doesn't have to be 2 words.

Hill Valley (if you don't know where it's from I will kill you)
Mercy Killing
Mud Bath
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: The Seventh on March 22, 2009, 09:18:22 AM
Quote from: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 08:55:15 AM
An oxymoron is two contradictory things, doesn't have to be 2 words.

Hill Valley (if you don't know where it's from I will kill you)
Mercy Killing
Mud Bath
Oh, not just two words!  Cool.  Not what I was taught :(
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Mystic on March 22, 2009, 09:36:32 AM
Well I guess it is normally 2 words, but I've seen it done with more.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: HTA! on March 22, 2009, 09:51:41 AM
NSFCD Cool
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Red on March 22, 2009, 09:52:40 AM
Silver fixes things.

Generally, you want to use two words, but by definition, you can use as many words as you want.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: jnfs2014 on March 22, 2009, 10:50:54 AM
Fun School.
Easy Boot Camp.
Straight Homosexual.
Circular Square.
Hard love.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Qsmash on March 22, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
Clean toilet.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Titus Andronicus on March 22, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
Quote from: Qsmash on March 22, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
Clean toilet.
In most cases, it's cleaner than your kitchen sink. And that's where you get the water you drink from. How's that for an oxymoron?
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Qsmash on March 22, 2009, 11:01:06 AM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 22, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
Quote from: Qsmash on March 22, 2009, 10:53:13 AM
Clean toilet.
In most cases, it's cleaner than your kitchen sink. And that's where you get the water you drink from. How's that for an oxymoron?
I knew someone would correct me on this. I questioned it myself, and I'm glad I drink bottled water now.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: JrDude on March 22, 2009, 11:01:43 AM
Deformed hot chick.
Homophobic homo.
Poor millionaire.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Mario64 on March 22, 2009, 11:01:58 AM
Love to hate...
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Rayquarian on March 22, 2009, 11:03:01 AM
Dirty saint
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: jnfs2014 on March 22, 2009, 11:05:14 AM
I get my water from the fridge.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Pachuri on March 22, 2009, 11:37:38 AM
I drink from the shower
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Titus Andronicus on March 22, 2009, 11:38:38 AM
I drink from the hose. But only while blindfolded and for coke.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Water ☮ on March 22, 2009, 11:42:02 AM
plastic silverware!
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: HTA! on March 22, 2009, 11:46:25 AM
Quote from: SolidSNK on March 22, 2009, 11:38:38 AM
I drink from the hose. But only while blindfolded and for coke.
...
Its not going to kill you.
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: Nayrman on March 22, 2009, 11:47:41 AM
an original FPS
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: GreatGonzales106 on March 22, 2009, 10:03:58 PM
waking up dead
Title: Re: The UNofficial Oxymoron thread
Post by: The Riddler on March 23, 2009, 05:12:42 AM
Most of these suck, and you made them up off the top of your head.

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