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Is you. What do you do next.
Run as quick as you can to the right and if something gets in your way, DO A BARREL ROLL!
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You run as far right as you can before your legs give out. There seems to be no end.
Quote from: VaatixGanon on March 25, 2009, 08:30:25 PM
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You run as far right as you can before your legs give out. There seems to be no end.
Then pinch yourself and see if its a dream
Look up.
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You start to pinch yourself, but then remember you have no fingers. Silly.
Someone take over. I'm not doing so well
Check if you have pockets, I guess.
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Nope. As far as you can tell you have no body mass whatsoever.
Try to figure out what's under the floor.
There's a big blank space.
I find it funny the only people in here are the Dream Police and a hidden Vattix
Also that stick figure needs to stop levitating >:(
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You look down, for some reason you can see everything from a topical view.
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You are on a gigantic face.
Poke it in the eyes
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now you're intercourse ed
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You poke it lightly with your foot. It appears not to notice.
Aaaaaaaaaa work to do I'll get back to this tomorrow when there are more people.
Vaatix just won the internet kids.
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You wake up and realize it was all a dream. What do you do now.
Walk left.
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You find a wall.
Break it with your manly man arms.
I got lazy. Somebody with more time should do this.
This was a great intercourse ing thread while it lasted.
So, here's what I propose. Start with the final picture where you find the wall:
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...and PM me what happens next. The most creative response gets posted in the thread. We can do this every day if you guys want.
Single Rule: MS Paint only.
That sounds like too much effort. I say we just post in this thread.
I concur with hawk.
I had actually drawn what comes next.
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The wall breaks, and so does your hand. You wonder how your arm extended, but figure it has something to do with the fact that you are 2d.
maybe it would help if we unlocked the topic
It sure as hell would.
Walk through what's remaining of the wall.
Unequip extend-o-arm
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You unequip the extend-o-arm, overlooking its ridiculous name and its uncanny ability to float just beyond your grasp and yet be held there.
Replace dick with extend-o-arm.
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You attach the extend-o-arm to your formerly minuscule penis, thus earning your self-given nickname "tripod". You reflect on this a bit, and decide that "bluaki" would be a much more fitting nickname at this point, given that your penis has impaled the ground.
Rape the face. Rape it until it dies.
Insert the GS and go straight to the last boss with the best equipment & highest level.
Perform autofellatio.
Use your bluaki to lift yourself over the wall.
Pole jump over the small wall using your bluaki.
Shove his penis in his ass.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 26, 2009, 02:54:46 PM
That sounds like too much effort. I say we just post in this thread.
Or move it over to the imageboard.
Quote from: Lotos on March 28, 2009, 03:04:39 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 26, 2009, 02:54:46 PM
That sounds like too much effort. I say we just post in this thread.
Or move it over to the imageboard.
That sounds like an equally good idea.
You could easily climb over that wall.
Don't risk hurting you Bluaki. You may need it later, so you should make sure it's in goid shape.
Dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board.
Vaati needs to update. :|
guys if you yell at him he'll update faster
Vaati get your ass in here or i'll get my GameFreak19911991 powers on you.
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You do none of the above, and instead walk right until you find MALO MART.
We will return to our regularly scheduled not really scheduled whatevertheintercourse thisis tomorrow maybe, starting with one of your guys' suggestions.
Buy that F***ing magic armor while you're in there.
Ponder why you are floating, and why there's a Malo Mart on a face.
Quote from: (ƒm^_^)ƒm on April 01, 2009, 03:40:32 AM
Ponder why you are floating, and why there's a Malo Mart on a face.
And ponder your third leg... if it's a "third leg" :D
Buy two bombs for the price of one. Then blow the dpoop out of the malo mart.
(Thread is lol)
Quote from: Shujinco2 on April 01, 2009, 01:48:00 PM
Buy two bombs for the price of one. Then blow the dpoop out of the malo mart.
(Thread is lol)
Good one!
Or, use the 2fer1 thing to buy 4 bombs for the price of 2.
MOAR DESTRUCTION MUAHAHAHAHA
Use your penis and slide it through the window, then steal some items with it and run away.
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You pole vault over the remainder of the wall, but then realize that with your BLUAKI erect you will undoubtedly land on it.
Land on it, just for fun.
The place you land suddenly becomes extremely soft, thus, not hurting bluaki.
Open Command Prompt and type:
deflate BLUAKI
Quote from: Shujinco2 on April 03, 2009, 02:27:16 PM
Open Command Prompt Terminal and type:
deflate BLUAKI
Command Promomt isn't as useful.
*Fixed*
Quickly think of an extremely cold place.
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on April 08, 2009, 06:48:49 PM
Quickly think of an extremely cold place.
Hilary Clinton's vagina.
This is failing pretty hard.
Partially me being lazy, mostly your suggestions sucking. Inspire me.
Quote from: VaatixGanon on April 10, 2009, 07:41:37 AM
Partially me being lazy, mostly your suggestions sucking. Inspire me.
The Bluaki cumshots the wall, thus melting it.
BLUAKI CUM IS ACID
Quote from: VaatixGanon on April 10, 2009, 07:41:37 AM
Partially me being lazy, mostly your suggestions sucking. Inspire me.
Well you know, if it weren't so darn boring, we'd give better suggestions.
sudo GET ME OUT OF HERE
Quote from: Ezlo on April 14, 2009, 11:31:32 AM
sudo GET ME OUT OF HERE
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Dead.
Quote from: Tortylla on April 14, 2009, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: Ezlo on April 14, 2009, 11:31:32 AM
sudo GET ME OUT OF HERE
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(http://i39.tinypic.com/2gwxjjs.jpg)You forgot the magic words: Would you kindly ?