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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Tupin on March 28, 2009, 12:19:59 PM

Title: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Tupin on March 28, 2009, 12:19:59 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html)

I personally think what's even more odd than the crime he committed is how old he looks.

Billy Mays must have had a hand in this...
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Qsmash on March 28, 2009, 12:24:56 PM
Yes...now that he's outta the way, Billy Mays will rule.

also lol
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: jnfs2014 on March 28, 2009, 12:40:53 PM
Why wasn't she arrested?
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Macawmoses on March 28, 2009, 12:41:54 PM
That's absolutely priceless.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: SkyMyl on March 28, 2009, 01:08:43 PM
Sex: $1000
Shamwow: $19.99
Outcome: Priceless

For everything else, there's Mastercard.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on March 28, 2009, 01:09:24 PM
Is that the thing about the prostitute bitting his tounge and not letting go or something? I read that on TMZ yesterday, I thought it was halarious XD
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: jnfs2014 on March 28, 2009, 01:25:45 PM
@ MYL: You forgot the hotel room.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: GreatGonzales106 on March 28, 2009, 02:25:06 PM
...wow.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Lotos on March 28, 2009, 02:38:32 PM
*insert some joke about loving his nuts here*
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Mario583 on March 28, 2009, 08:24:18 PM
Scout: Not so tough now are ya smart guy?  ARE YA!?!?!
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 28, 2009, 08:39:23 PM
Scout: BONK!
:D
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Mario583 on March 28, 2009, 08:55:35 PM
Scout: If you order now, I'll throw in a second beating absolutely free.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Tupin on March 28, 2009, 09:09:05 PM
Oh, and he did his own Spanish version of the commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86SOHZ0nIA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b86SOHZ0nIA)
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Triforceman22 on March 28, 2009, 11:40:40 PM
That made my day.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Link3588 on March 29, 2009, 09:00:38 AM
That picture made me laugh way more then it should have.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Kaz on March 29, 2009, 09:51:24 AM
Yeah I saw this earlier this morning. I like his oufit. Looks like he has on a hospital robe under that...thing.

Also, "you gettin' this, camera guy?"
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Mario583 on March 29, 2009, 11:16:25 AM
QuoteShlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham3.html), notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face

Scout: Just caved in your skull, my bat's still dry.  No clumps of hair, nothing.

If you call now within the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, I'll throw in a second beating absolutely free.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Macawmoses on March 29, 2009, 11:30:02 AM
It's funny he's 44. He looks 12.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Mario583 on March 29, 2009, 11:38:33 AM
Quote from: Lord Layton on March 29, 2009, 11:30:02 AM
It's funny he's 44. He looks 12.
That's a HELL OF A LOT OF MAKE-UP!
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Pachuri on March 29, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
hey did you guys notice that the girl's name was Harris SASHA???


(http://www.3fl.net.au/media/73/20071210-TF2_banner.jpg)
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 29, 2009, 07:42:52 PM
Quote from: Pachuri on March 29, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
hey did you guys notice that the girl's name was Harris SASHA???


(http://www.3fl.net.au/media/73/20071210-TF2_banner.jpg)
WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Mario583 on March 29, 2009, 07:46:07 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 29, 2009, 07:42:52 PM
Quote from: Pachuri on March 29, 2009, 07:41:58 PM
hey did you guys notice that the girl's name was Harris SASHA???


(http://www.3fl.net.au/media/73/20071210-TF2_banner.jpg)
WHO TOUCHED SASHA?!
WHO TOUCHED MY GUNHOOKER!?!?!
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Pachuri on March 29, 2009, 08:25:28 PM
Obviously the heavy told sasha to bite Vince/The scouts tongue for touching his sasha
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Mario583 on March 29, 2009, 08:41:45 PM
Quote from: Pachuri on March 29, 2009, 08:25:28 PM
Obviously the heavy told sasha to bite Vince/The scouts tongue for touching his sasha
...But Vince "Scout" Shlomi beat up Harris "Heavy" Sasha cause he wanted her Sanvich.
Title: Re: Vince Offer in jail.
Post by: Pachuri on March 29, 2009, 09:50:21 PM
^ Sasha is the heavies gun

Maybe he'll take sasha out for a steak dinner
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