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Title: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: JrDude on March 31, 2009, 09:04:27 PM
Malo Mart...
Out of nowhere...
I'm scared.....
Title: Re: O_o
Post by: Light on March 31, 2009, 09:06:19 PM
Quote from: JrDude on March 31, 2009, 09:04:27 PM
Malo Mart...
Out of my pants...
I'm scared.....
Fixed.

Also, April Fool's. Almost as good as last year.
Title: Re: O_o
Post by: Custom on March 31, 2009, 09:07:06 PM
I LIVE WHERE IT IS 9:15 LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DEMONS

also watch the banner closely
Title: Re: O_o
Post by: JrDude on March 31, 2009, 09:08:04 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on March 31, 2009, 09:07:06 PM
I LIVE WHERE IT IS 9:15 LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DEMONS

also watch the banner closely
Same.
RANDOM INVERT

Also, your avatar is how I feel atm.
Title: Re: O_o
Post by: Syncopathic on March 31, 2009, 09:08:14 PM
Quote from: The Mole on March 31, 2009, 09:06:19 PM
Quote from: JrDude on March 31, 2009, 09:04:27 PM
Malo Mart...
Out of my pants...
I'm scared.....
Fixed.

Also, April Fool's. Almost as good as last year.
Because it was so great last year.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 31, 2009, 09:11:11 PM
Mwahahahaha.
This is our most elaborate April Fool's prank yet.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: SkyMyl on March 31, 2009, 09:14:09 PM
...Must punt banner...

The Malo skin just vanished...
...I'm scared..
Now it's back...
...Get out of my head...
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on March 31, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
What the intercourse ? xD
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Light on March 31, 2009, 09:16:31 PM
Is it just me, or is this skin EYERAPE?
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 31, 2009, 09:16:58 PM
Quote from: The Mole on March 31, 2009, 09:16:31 PM
Is it just me, or is this skin EYERAPE?
That's kind of the point.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on March 31, 2009, 09:18:48 PM
Quote from: The Mole on March 31, 2009, 09:16:31 PM
Is it just me, or is this skin EYERAPE?
Well, you can see the transparency of my sig on it at least :3
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: PsychoYoshi on March 31, 2009, 09:20:06 PM
Quote from: The Mole on March 31, 2009, 09:16:31 PM
Is it just me, or is this skin EYERAPE?

Quote from: Silverhawk79
That's right, Malo has decided to help us out in these tough economic times by offering us a sponsorship. As a result, the entire forum has been reworked per his wishes. You should only notice a minimal change.
hurr;
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Macawmoses on March 31, 2009, 09:21:15 PM
Yeah. The point is not beauty.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: SkyMyl on March 31, 2009, 09:22:12 PM
Where's the Vaatix Square Plant?

...AAAAAA EVERYTHING IS MOVING AND BLINKING
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Custom on March 31, 2009, 09:26:10 PM
LOVE THE FLASHING
RAVE TIME
IF ONLY ZOVI WERE HERE
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: LF on March 31, 2009, 09:30:03 PM
Heh... I love it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Mystic on March 31, 2009, 09:32:19 PM
Badassness
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 31, 2009, 09:35:28 PM
Protip: Pay close attention to the banner.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Macawmoses on March 31, 2009, 10:04:15 PM
Hey guys. I miss Maro.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 31, 2009, 10:06:46 PM
Quote from: Lord Layton on March 31, 2009, 10:04:15 PM
Hey guys. I miss Maro.
Is that the Chinese Malo? :P
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Macawmoses on March 31, 2009, 10:08:15 PM
It is, yes.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Mystic on March 31, 2009, 10:09:33 PM
(http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/snes/smrpg/images/mallow.gif)
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 31, 2009, 10:49:35 PM
...Is it me, or did all the posts get huge?
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on March 31, 2009, 11:22:53 PM
I did not see this coming.

No, really, I didn't.


But green is one of my favorite colors :3
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Gamree on March 31, 2009, 11:32:54 PM
Um... what?
I'll admit, this blew my mind.  The music scared the $#!^ out of me because I wasn't paying attention when the page was being pulled up.  However, I think the Green Mage will fit in just fine with this theme. ;D
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Kilroy on April 01, 2009, 03:28:12 AM
Was this supposed to be funny?

ohey there's music
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: L10 on April 01, 2009, 03:39:33 AM
Oh god I love it!
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: HTA! on April 01, 2009, 03:45:47 AM
Love it
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Nayrman on April 01, 2009, 03:51:20 AM
this is just annoyance... April Fools day in itself just a pointless day (just christains in ancient times smiting more people because they don't believe what THEY want them to believe...this time it's the pagans!)
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Fell on April 01, 2009, 04:18:27 AM
Curse your infectious malo mart song causing me to not play itunes songs  D= D= D= D= D= D= D=
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Tupin on April 01, 2009, 04:28:19 AM
Great, now the Malo Mart theme will be stuck in my head all day.

Good April Fool's joke, though.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Shujinco2 on April 01, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
Ok, keeping in mind that this is an April's Fools gig, I have to say some things:

1. Banner is f***ING HUGE.
2. Random invert is awesome.
3. Less green please.
4. Arcade looks awesome.
5. That background could work.
6. Boards are too confusing.
7. That song needs to DIE!

I know this is an April 1st thing, but maybe, you know, this could work. With a little tweeking.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Zovistograt on April 01, 2009, 05:10:17 AM
/me starts to sweep

I swear Malo I'll get out of here and start my career and run you out of business someday I mean welcome to Malo Mart everyone!
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Doodle on April 01, 2009, 05:37:29 AM
The banner is creepy. ;__;
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 05:44:22 AM
I'd say this April Fool's day was a success.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: 00KIRBY on April 01, 2009, 05:44:59 AM
Malo Mart!!! I got a great deal on Armor  :O
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Kilroy on April 01, 2009, 06:13:22 AM
Quote from: Fell on April 01, 2009, 04:18:27 AM
Curse your infectious malo mart song causing me to not play itunes songs  D= D= D= D= D= D= D=
YOU HAVE FIREFOX

GET NOSCRIPT

JKLFHDSKDL
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: SkyMyl on April 01, 2009, 07:50:29 AM
Quote from: Shujinco2 on April 01, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
4. Arcade looks awesome.
So why is it that I can repost my score continuously?
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 07:56:33 AM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on April 01, 2009, 07:50:29 AM
Quote from: Shujinco2 on April 01, 2009, 05:03:34 AM
4. Arcade looks awesome.
So why is it that I can repost my score continuously?
Glitch?
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: PsychoYoshi on April 01, 2009, 08:30:13 AM
Quote from: Nayrman on April 01, 2009, 03:51:20 AM
this is just annoyance... April Fools day in itself just a pointless day (just christains in ancient times smiting more people because they don't believe what THEY want them to believe...this time it's the pagans!)
And Nayr continues to impress everyone with his incredible scholarship.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: The Seventh on April 01, 2009, 08:51:14 AM
Quote from: ƒoƒVƒƒ[ƒ,-,¹,ñ,Ï,¢ on March 31, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
What the intercourse ? xD
Exactly.  WHAT THE FUCK.

Blinking isn't too bad, the green is OKAY.

I think the naming of the boards is cool.

What turns it unacceptable is the continuing looping of music (ruined my music shopping, dangit), lack of being able to go to most recent posts (still, not horrible), but the sheer akwardness of the off-set page.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 08:52:22 AM
Quote from: red7js on April 01, 2009, 08:51:14 AM
Quote from: ƒoƒVƒƒ�[ƒ‚-‚¹‚ñ‚Ï‚¢ on March 31, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
What the f***? xD
Exactly.  WHAT THE f***.

Blinking isn't too bad, the green is OKAY.

I think the naming of the boards is cool.

What turns it unacceptable is the continuing looping of music (ruined my music shopping, dangit), lack of being able to go to most recent posts (still, not horrible), but the sheer akwardness of the off-set page.
It's an April Fool's joke, chillax.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: The Seventh on April 01, 2009, 08:57:35 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 08:52:22 AM
Quote from: red7js on April 01, 2009, 08:51:14 AM
Quote from: ƒoƒVƒƒ�[ƒ,-,¹,ñ,Ï,¢ on March 31, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
What the f***? xD
Exactly.  WHAT THE f***.

Blinking isn't too bad, the green is OKAY.

I think the naming of the boards is cool.

What turns it unacceptable is the continuing looping of music (ruined my music shopping, dangit), lack of being able to go to most recent posts (still, not horrible), but the sheer akwardness of the off-set page.
It's an April Fool's joke, chillax.
I know, but...
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 09:24:06 AM
Quote from: red7js on April 01, 2009, 08:57:35 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 08:52:22 AM
Quote from: red7js on April 01, 2009, 08:51:14 AM
Quote from: ƒoƒVƒƒ�[ƒ‚-‚¹‚ñ‚Ï‚¢ on March 31, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
What the f***? xD
Exactly.  WHAT THE f***.

Blinking isn't too bad, the green is OKAY.

I think the naming of the boards is cool.

What turns it unacceptable is the continuing looping of music (ruined my music shopping, dangit), lack of being able to go to most recent posts (still, not horrible), but the sheer akwardness of the off-set page.
It's an April Fool's joke, chillax.
I know, but...
It only lasts for one day. >_>
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: WiiGuy on April 01, 2009, 09:54:40 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 05:44:22 AM
I'd say this April Fool's day was a success.
your telling me...
that header freaked me out when i logged in....then the music started playing >_<
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 09:59:26 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on April 01, 2009, 09:54:40 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 05:44:22 AM
I'd say this April Fool's day was a success.
your telling me...
that header freaked me out when i logged in....then the music started playing >_<
Try watching the banner closely. =3
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: The Seventh on April 01, 2009, 09:59:35 AM
Quote from: WiiGuy on April 01, 2009, 09:54:40 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 05:44:22 AM
I'd say this April Fool's day was a success.
your telling me...
that header freaked me out when i logged in....then the music started playing >_<
Nothing freaked me out.

Just a couple minor annoyances.

Wonder what'll happen next year =O
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Gwen Khan on April 01, 2009, 10:09:55 AM
what was the joke last year?
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: The Seventh on April 01, 2009, 10:18:40 AM
I just LOLed when I heard a random scream.

Also, I don't know what the previous joke was.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: PsychoYoshi on April 01, 2009, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: Trumpy on April 01, 2009, 10:09:55 AM
what was the joke last year?

Fake mod rank for everyone, a fake porn board filled with pictures of puppies and kittens, and Daft Punk playing everywhere.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Friendly Hostile on April 01, 2009, 11:30:09 AM
Quote from: PsychoYoshi on April 01, 2009, 10:24:32 AM
Quote from: Trumpy on April 01, 2009, 10:09:55 AM
what was the joke last year?

Fake mod rank for everyone, a fake porn board filled with pictures of puppies and kittens, and Daft Punk playing everywhere.
It doesn't feel like that was a year ago.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: The Seventh on April 01, 2009, 12:31:02 PM
Is the music suppossed to eventually intercourse  itself up, or is it just my computer?
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart™
Post by: bluaki on April 01, 2009, 12:46:35 PM
Quote from: red7js on April 01, 2009, 12:31:02 PM
Is the music suppossed to eventually intercourse  itself up, or is it just my computer?
Somebody made it be embedded twice in each page, so I fixed it just now.
Also, this thread title needs more ™.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 12:57:11 PM
Quote from: red7js on April 01, 2009, 10:18:40 AM
I just LOLed when I heard a random scream.

Also, I don't know what the previous joke was.
Heheheh.
Oh, we gave everyone fake MOD ranks, played DP nonstop, and I think made a fake porn board. Something else, but I can't remember.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Gamree on April 01, 2009, 01:55:16 PM
Oh... the music... it's taking over my head...
*ears begin to bleed*
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: whatwewishfor on April 01, 2009, 02:02:21 PM
Quote from: Gamree on April 01, 2009, 01:55:16 PM
Oh... the music... it's taking over my head...
*ears begin to bleed*
It's obviously the best music ever
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: SkyMyl on April 01, 2009, 02:17:56 PM
Dear Lord.

If you don't like the music, lower the darn volume.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Syncopathic on April 01, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on April 01, 2009, 02:17:56 PM
Dear Lord.

If you don't like the music, lower the darn volume.
No Script motherintercourse er do you use it?
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: bluaki on April 01, 2009, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: Sync on April 01, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on April 01, 2009, 02:17:56 PM
Dear Lord.

If you don't like the music, lower the darn volume.
No Script motherintercourse er do you use it?
He's using IE6.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Qsmash on April 01, 2009, 02:41:07 PM
I kind of liked it at first. Seeing as I was using the experimental theme, I thought this was part of the experiment. Then, I tried to change the theme because it started to drive me insane, but the option to change was gone. I lol'd
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Syncopathic on April 01, 2009, 02:47:20 PM
Quote from: Bluaki on April 01, 2009, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: Sync on April 01, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on April 01, 2009, 02:17:56 PM
Dear Lord.

If you don't like the music, lower the darn volume.
No Script motherintercourse er do you use it?
He's using IE6.
Sucks to be him then.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Magnum on April 01, 2009, 02:50:52 PM
This had better be a regular theme even after April Fools.

WITH the music =3
Yay Malo Mart
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Smashin on April 01, 2009, 03:01:30 PM
I nearly dropped my ipod when it started playing the music. Turn this poop off.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Friendly Hostile on April 01, 2009, 03:25:45 PM
Quote from: Smashin on April 01, 2009, 03:01:30 PM
I nearly dropped my ipod when it started playing the music. Turn this poop off.
Get No Script, Ad Block or use Content Block.  It's for one intercourse ing day people.  You all act like we shoved Bluaki's dick up your ass or something.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Linkman on April 01, 2009, 03:31:26 PM
This skin better stay.

Music intact.  Do it.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Macawmoses on April 01, 2009, 04:07:42 PM
Skin will likely be staying, as the crappy skin from last year stayed a while too.

Boards and such will be reverted back, though. It takes a bit of time, but it should be done tonight.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Communist Daughter on April 01, 2009, 04:26:57 PM
Oh god I love this. <3
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Daft Pink on April 01, 2009, 05:10:34 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 31, 2009, 09:35:28 PM
Protip: Pay close attention to the banner.
I got scared when I saw it. :(
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: SkyMyl on April 01, 2009, 07:44:32 PM
Quote from: Sync on April 01, 2009, 02:47:20 PM
Quote from: Bluaki on April 01, 2009, 02:33:51 PM
Quote from: Sync on April 01, 2009, 02:26:08 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on April 01, 2009, 02:17:56 PM
Dear Lord.

If you don't like the music, lower the dang volume.
No Script motherf***er do you use it?
He's using IE6.
Sucks to be him then.
Yes. Yes it does.
Title: Re: Welcome to Malo Mart
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 01, 2009, 08:53:06 PM
Attention MaloMart™ customers: Malo Mart™ unfortunately must shut its doors early, due to unforeseen circumstances. It appears someone named Silverhawk79 was just hired, and ERROR FATAL EXCEPTION AT ADDRESS 0x000ee00