QuoteSecretary accidentally bites off boss' penis
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover's organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
"On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood," he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.
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See, this is why God said that one day we must all die.
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I think the husband doesn't really have much to complain about at this point. Once the other dude's penis is off, the affair is pretty much over.
Haha, wow. :P
Heavy: "What was that, Sandvich? Kill all penis'? Hahahahaha, good idea!"
Note: Sandvich was a Spy Penis.
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I guess she...bit off more than she could chew.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
This thread made my day.
Hell, it made my week.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 06, 2009, 05:09:00 PM
I guess she...bit off more than she could chew.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It sounds like she can't complain about her husband... being stiff.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"Sin Chew Daily and China Press"
Source?
Interesting.
See? Oral sex is BAD! :D
That would just be too traumatic for both people. And at least she didn't swallow.
Quote from: SolidSNK on May 06, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
It sounds like she can't complain about her husband... being stiff.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You kids aren't Horatio :|
Thats Karma. :)
But......wow..... I don't know which is worst TBH....... a mouth full of blood and a bitten off organ..........or the Guy.
Cause he's Asian and.......
NVM!
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