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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Doodle on May 16, 2009, 11:33:44 AM

Title: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: Doodle on May 16, 2009, 11:33:44 AM
http://news.aol.com/article/hooker-for-son/486014
QuoteDad Tried to Hire Hooker for Son

(May 15) - A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son's virginity as a present was spared jail by a British court on Friday.
The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham, central England.
But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court heard.

The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year, after he admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child, the Press Association reported.
The court heard that the father, who came to Britain eight years ago, was arrested last July during an undercover operation by the city's vice squad.
Prosecutor Adrian Harris said the man and his son had approached the undercover officer whose code name was Sarah and beckoned her over.

'Will She Do?'
He asked "Sarah" how much it would cost for her to have sex with his son and they agreed on a $30 fee. However, when the car pulled over, the man was arrested by plainclothes police officers.
"The boy said that they had driven past the girl and his dad pointed to her and said 'will she do?'," Harris said.

"He said 'yes' and they had turned round. He said his dad did this because he was still a virgin and he was taking care of that for him."
Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.
"You have a duty of care to your son and that is to look after his moral welfare, not as you might think to break him in to the ways of sex through a prostitute," he said.
The court was told the boy would continue to live with his father.
Hm...interesting birthday present.
...
What?
I can't think of a witty pun to go with this one. D:
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on May 16, 2009, 11:51:48 AM
/me inserts generic post blaming religion for it
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: jnfs2014 on May 16, 2009, 12:00:29 PM
It's only a father trying to give his underage son a "sexcellent" birthday gift.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: The Seventh on May 16, 2009, 04:52:09 PM
Quote from: JNFS2014 on May 16, 2009, 12:00:29 PM
It's only a father trying to give his underage son a "sexcellent" birthday gift.
:D That's a good one.

I cannot comment...
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: JrDude on May 16, 2009, 05:06:56 PM
...........................So did lose his virginity or what?
Tha'd be an excellent Birthday present for my 14th birthday...
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: The Seventh on May 16, 2009, 05:08:25 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 16, 2009, 05:06:56 PM
...........................So did lose his virginity or what?
Tha'd be an excellent Birthday present for my 14th birthday...
Based on what I read, no.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on May 16, 2009, 09:14:04 PM
What if his son was a closes homosexual....
What would he do then?

Honestly, I swear some people....

*shakes head*

Oh, but if it would of happened here in America, it would be all over Society and that father would lose everything I'm sure.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: JrDude on May 16, 2009, 09:46:36 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on May 16, 2009, 09:14:04 PM
What if his son was a closes homosexual....
What would he do then?
Then you he could choose the manliest one, or pick one that has a bump in the pants. Or maybe the kid was homo and the dad didn't like that and he tried to show him the pleasure of being with a woman, and lied to prevent embarrassing his kid even more.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: Custom on May 16, 2009, 10:09:11 PM
I guess that kid had a...

... Bad taste in women.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: Macawmoses on May 16, 2009, 10:48:47 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on May 16, 2009, 10:09:11 PM
I guess that kid had a...

... Bad taste in women.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Who Music*
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: Ares300 on May 16, 2009, 10:51:27 PM
Hmmmmm, maybe I should ask for a prostitute this X(XX)-mas
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: Lotos on May 17, 2009, 06:25:51 AM
Well, $30 is a little cheap, no?
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on May 17, 2009, 11:06:55 AM
And what if the hooker had some sort of STD or something? The kid would've got it. I swear, people these days are getting more and moree deedeedee by the second.
Title: Re: Happy birthday, son! Which hooker do you want?
Post by: Triforceman22 on May 25, 2009, 06:13:28 PM
Quote from: Macbeth on May 16, 2009, 10:48:47 PM
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Who Music*

I laughed so hard.

Horatio FTW