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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: JrDude on May 22, 2009, 06:29:44 PM

Title: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JrDude on May 22, 2009, 06:29:44 PM
A Vasectomy, when a male loses the ability to produce sperm. Not sure, but I heard somewhere that you can now get it reversed or something.
Getting tubes tied, when something happens to a woman that prevents them from having babies (don't know much about that).
Both done through surgery.
Anyway, would you ever do either of those?
or would you have your spouse/sex partner get one? (ever, doesn't mean right away)
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Tsumaru on May 22, 2009, 06:46:55 PM
Probably not.

But I do agree that some people REALLY need to.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Mario583 on May 22, 2009, 08:32:10 PM
Nope
he neither :-[
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2009, 08:34:54 PM
Sure. It'd make masturbation so much easier.
...You know you'd want it too.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Spud on May 22, 2009, 08:36:49 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2009, 08:34:54 PM
Sure. It'd make masturbation so much easier.
...You know you'd want it too.
Plus no babies. :U
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: jnfs2014 on May 22, 2009, 08:43:40 PM
My mother had to do that.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on May 22, 2009, 09:12:39 PM
Well because of my sexual orientation it's kind of pointless...seeing as that most men get it  is to try not to have children.

I am not gonna have children what so ever.
I don't like sperm however, so to get my partner a Vasectomy would be good on my end. ;D
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on May 22, 2009, 09:13:40 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2009, 08:34:54 PM
Sure. It'd make masturbation so much easier.
...You know you'd want it too.
Silver, you is some nasty
kind of person.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Ares300 on May 22, 2009, 09:17:10 PM
Hellz no! Im gonna populate the world with my kind until I run out of sea capitans. ;)
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2009, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on May 22, 2009, 09:13:40 PM
Silver, you is some nasty
kind of person.
I know. :(
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Metalbott on May 22, 2009, 11:05:04 PM
Never want to have children...but I like the taste :-\
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Lotos on May 23, 2009, 05:54:55 AM
As soon as I'm done having my kids, I'll get one.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Doodle on May 23, 2009, 06:35:47 AM
Possibly after I don't want to have anymore kids.
I mean, the world can only take so much greatness. 8)
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Lotos on May 23, 2009, 06:45:26 AM
Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on May 23, 2009, 06:35:47 AM
Possibly after I don't want to have anymore kids.
I mean, the world can only take so much greatness. 8)

Oh you...
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Tsumaru on May 23, 2009, 09:47:56 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2009, 09:42:56 PM
I know. :(

There, there Silver. :)
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Mystic on May 23, 2009, 10:37:28 AM
No.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Spam on May 23, 2009, 10:47:59 AM
no... things are all well down at the works don't want to upset the natural order...
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Macawmoses on May 23, 2009, 11:45:02 AM
Yeah...no.

I intend to have little offspring one day. Plus, the thought of some guy hacking at me with a knife is something I'd prefer to see in Horror Movies and video games.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: bluaki on May 23, 2009, 12:46:54 PM
In the sense of losing fertility, yeah, I'll get something a little like it. :3
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Beatnik on May 23, 2009, 12:58:37 PM
I'm actually going to talk to my doctor about getting one, I'll explain why in my next post in this thread.

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2009, 08:34:54 PM
Sure. It'd make masturbation so much easier.
...You know you'd want it too.
Quote from: Metalbott on May 22, 2009, 11:05:04 PM
Never want to have children...but I like the taste :-\

No, no, no. A vasectomy doesn't doesn't stop you from ejaculating. Semen is a mix of sperm and other liquids that your body produces outside of the testes, so all a vasectomy does is take the sperm out. You'd just have sperm-free semen.

And about the taste thing, the difference in taste would be negligible. Anybody looking, smelling, or even tasting your semen wouldn't be able to tell the difference unless they were some kind of... semen critic?
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JrDude on May 23, 2009, 07:43:44 PM
Quote from: Beatnik on May 23, 2009, 12:58:37 PM
No, no, no. A vasectomy doesn't doesn't stop you from ejaculating. Semen is a mix of sperm and other liquids that your body produces outside of the testes, so all a vasectomy does is take the sperm out. You'd just have sperm-free semen.

And about the taste thing, the difference in taste would be negligible. Anybody looking, smelling, or even tasting your semen wouldn't be able to tell the difference unless they were some kind of... semen critic?
I didn't know the first one, it's good to know. And the second one I'd rather not know.............
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Lotos on May 24, 2009, 06:34:31 AM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 23, 2009, 07:43:44 PM
I didn't know the first one

That's a surprise.  I thought that was the second thing you learned when you learned about vasectomies in sex ed?

Beatnik to the rescue ^^
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: bluaki on May 24, 2009, 08:14:37 AM
Quote from: Lotos on May 24, 2009, 06:34:31 AM
I thought that was the second thing you learned when you learned about vasectomies in sex ed?
Sex ed, actually teaching something worthwhile? No.

At least for whatever sex ed I've actually gotten, I was even able to still not know what sex actually is after being in it. It just taught things like, condoms (at the time I didn't even know what those are) aren't 100% effective and only abstinence can be relied on, to not worry if nocturnal emmisions leave some "white and sticky liquid" in your bed sheets, to not be freaked out by puberty, and to always keep one's sex organs clean.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Lotos on May 24, 2009, 08:28:41 AM
Quote from: Bluaki on May 23, 2009, 12:46:54 PM
In the sense of losing fertility, yeah, I'll get something a little like it. :3

You just need to smoke a lot of pot to get rid of your penis.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on May 24, 2009, 11:34:07 AM
Quote from: Metalbott on May 22, 2009, 11:05:04 PM
Never want to have children...but I like the taste :-\
:|
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: The Riddler on May 24, 2009, 11:41:04 AM
As far as I know, you still ejaculate, it just doesn't contain sperm.
Also, both can be undone through surgery.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Lotos on May 24, 2009, 12:15:20 PM
Quote from: Bluaki on May 24, 2009, 08:14:37 AM
At least for whatever sex ed I've actually gotten, I was even able to still not know what sex actually is after being in it.

Same here :p  I had to Google for it, that's how discovered porn for the second or third time.  The first time was an accident, the second was at a friend's house.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JrDude on May 24, 2009, 01:22:25 PM
Quote from: Lotos on May 24, 2009, 06:34:31 AM
That's a surprise.  I thought that was the second thing you learned when you learned about vasectomies in sex ed?
They never taught it to me in Sex Ed. I learned the possibility from Seth MacFarlane TV shows.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Super on May 24, 2009, 05:19:09 PM
Shortly after JrDude's birth, his father got a vasectomy.


But it was too late.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JrDude on May 24, 2009, 08:48:51 PM
Quote from: Super on May 24, 2009, 05:19:09 PM
Shortly after JrDude's birth, his father got a vasectomy.


But it was too late.
A year after my birth my dad got shot (along with my mom).
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Gwen Khan on May 24, 2009, 08:50:18 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 24, 2009, 08:48:51 PM
A year after my birth my dad got shot (along with my mom).

who do you think is the one who did it?
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JrDude on May 24, 2009, 08:51:21 PM
Quote from: Tom Servo on May 24, 2009, 08:50:18 PM
who do you think is the one who did it?
I know who did it, he even has a MySpace. He now has 2 kids.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Java on May 25, 2009, 11:43:08 AM
Uh...No.
No thanks.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on May 25, 2009, 12:58:32 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 24, 2009, 08:51:21 PM
I know who did it, he even has a MySpace. He now has 2 kids.
I recommened you do something about it. Why should he have a family when yours was robbed of you by him?
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JrDude on May 25, 2009, 05:20:43 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on May 25, 2009, 12:58:32 PM
I recommened you do something about it. Why should he have a family when yours was robbed of you by him?
What should I do? Shoot him and rob his kids of a family so they can feel my pain? or kill his kids so he in fact can feel my pain? Whatever you are thinking, I will not do that, I will never know how my life would be if my parents weren't killed, so for all I know, it may have been for the better. For all I know, if my parents didn't die that day, I may be a druggie by now, but at the same time, for all I know, if my parents didn't die, my life would be awesome, I may have been in sports, not been here, and had many girlfriends by now. Whatever the case, I will not change the life of my parents killer.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Friendly Hostile on May 26, 2009, 09:59:19 PM
No, as I have absolutely no need to.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 26, 2009, 10:16:30 PM
Quote from: Beatnik on May 23, 2009, 12:58:37 PM
I'm actually going to talk to my doctor about getting one, I'll explain why in my next post in this thread.

No, no, no. A vasectomy doesn't doesn't stop you from ejaculating. Semen is a mix of sperm and other liquids that your body produces outside of the testes, so all a vasectomy does is take the sperm out. You'd just have sperm-free semen.

And about the taste thing, the difference in taste would be negligible. Anybody looking, smelling, or even tasting your semen wouldn't be able to tell the difference unless they were some kind of... semen critic?
Oh. In that case, back offa my junk, doc.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JMV on May 27, 2009, 03:01:25 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 22, 2009, 08:34:54 PM
Sure. It'd make masturbation so much easier.
...You know you'd want it too.
Uh, you'd still produce semen.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 27, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
Quote from: JMV on May 27, 2009, 03:01:25 AM
Uh, you'd still produce semen.
THANKS FOR THE NEWSFLASH, CAP'N
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 11:35:50 AM
Fuck yeah. 

Hell, I'd love to have my Uterus removed all together.  If it meant no more periods, no more gut-wrenching cramps, no more "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FOR SPILLING NACHO CHEESE ON THE MOTHERFUCKING COUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" PMS, then hell yeah.

No more months of fantasizing about gutting myself and ripping that poop out of me. 

Ahhh..  A girl can dream. 

But besides that, I would have my tubes tied after having some kids..

Sex without a condom, baby!
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 01:20:39 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 11:35:50 AM
Fuck yeah. 

Hell, I'd love to have my Uterus removed all together.  If it meant no more periods, no more gut-wrenching cramps, no more "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU FOR SPILLING NACHO CHEESE ON THE MOTHERFUCKING COUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" PMS, then hell yeah.

No more months of fantasizing about gutting myself and ripping that poop out of me. 

Ahhh..  A girl can dream. 

But besides that, I would have my tubes tied after having some kids..

Sex without a condom, baby!
HI RED
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 01:23:33 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 01:20:39 PM
HI RED
HI SEXY! :D
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 01:36:08 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 01:23:33 PM
HI SEXY! :D
You should get your hubby to post here more. I miss him. :(
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 01:38:35 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 01:36:08 PM
You should get your hubby to post here more. I miss him. :(
I will. :B  He's usually playing WoW most of the time. 
But I'll pester him about it. x3

I missed yoo guys. <333
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 02:14:24 PM
Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 01:38:35 PM
I will. :B  He's usually playing WoW most of the time. 
But I'll pester him about it. x3

I missed yoo guys. <333
I missed you too. <333
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: SkyMyl on May 28, 2009, 02:44:28 PM
No thanks, I'm fine. =|

Quote from: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 01:38:35 PM
He's usually playing WoW most of the time. 
...it may already be too late...
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JrDude on May 28, 2009, 10:25:51 PM
Stop spamming my thread Mr. Mod and Mrs. whateverthatguyslastnameis <333
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: yes.derek on May 28, 2009, 10:52:20 PM
Holy robot Jesus yes I would.

Children are a no go for me.

Ever.
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 10:54:16 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on May 28, 2009, 10:25:51 PM
Stop spamming my thread Mr. Mod and Mrs. whateverthatguyslastnameis <333
Make us.
<333
Title: Re: Would You Ever Get A Vasectomy/Tubes Tied?
Post by: JrDude on May 30, 2009, 12:13:13 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 10:54:16 PM
Make us.
<333
Shouldn't semi-head mods make a good influence and not spam in threads?