NSFCD

Have an awesome conversation on Omegle (http://www.omegle.com)? I'd suggest you go ahead and post it in here. Give it a title, I'll try and edit this post with links to the better posts in this thread.

Library of Omegles:

Kilroy cybers for lulz. (Kilroy) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473844#msg473844) [NSFW]

This should get you going. (DOODLEboy99) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473845#msg473845)

Three by Light (Light) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473848#msg473848)

STRANGER DANGER (Kilroy) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473851#msg473851)

Save the Lesbian Whales (Kilroy) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473852#msg473852)

EDWARD!?!? (Kilroy) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473%20854#msg473854)

Newfag disguised as Oldfag (Riddler_Rob) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473869#msg473869)

...Battletoads? (GreatGonzales) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473880#msg473880)

Omegle Roll'd? (GreatGonzales) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473891#msg473891)

More Kita hate :3 (sonicdude) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473893#msg473893)

YOURE A GUY!?!?! (Silverhawk79) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473897#msg473897)

...Kilroy? (sonicdude) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473898#msg473898)

i'm mf for MOTHERFUCKER (GreatGonzales) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473902#msg473902)

wtf r u shagging (Rayquarian) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473904#msg473904)

Silver's got a date :3 (Silverhawk79) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473905#msg473905)

Omegle Roll'd 2 (Xephyr) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473908#msg473908)

Planetarian, chat form (Zovistograt) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473909#msg473909)

Predictable. (GreatGonzales) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473920#msg473920)

TOTLA WINS. PERIOD. (Tortylla) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473925#msg473925)

Two from Mystic (Mystic) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473948#msg473948)

I actually told the truth this time. (Xephyr) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473954#msg473954)

AWESOME CONVERSATION (Kilroy) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473968#msg473968)

AWESOME CAPS LOCK CONVERSATION (Kilroy) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473970#msg473970)

Pervy Convo 1 (JNFS) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473971#msg473971)

Pervy Convo 2 (JNFS) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473974#msg473974)

Conversation skillz (Qsmashbro) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg473979#msg473979)

Foreginese? (Light) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474166#msg474166)

I'm Gay (Doodle) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474196#msg474196)

Raping Rick (JNFS) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474212#msg474212)

Official Omegle Virus (Vaatix) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474224#msg474224)

File transfer initiated... (Doodle) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474225#msg474225)

because youre gay (www4) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474229#msg474229)

JIZZ IN MY PANTS (www4) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474241#msg474241)

do you know how to get rid of blood stains (Silver) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474247#msg474247)

www4 meets Shuj (www4) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474248#msg474248)

lol (GreatGonzales) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474259#msg474259)

I never had a brother. (GreatGonzales) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474262#msg474262)

Veverything Vis Vetter Vhen Vit Varts Vith V! (Kilroy)  (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474263#msg474263)

asl? (GreatGonzales) (http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.msg474264#msg474264)

Title: Kilroy cybers for lulz, and it doesn't work D:

[spoiler=Pretty Disgusting]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna cyber?
You: intercourse  yeah
You: let's do it
You: im the girl
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: im the guy
You: alright then
You: 19/f/ny
Stranger: 21/m/mo
You: d-cup breasts, 5"6, brunette
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: 6'3''
Stranger: athletic
Stranger: dirty blonde
You: niiiiiiice
Stranger: so what do you like
You: hmmmmm
You: I like it by the pool :]
Stranger: lets go outside then...
You: alriiiiightttt
You: hey sexy
You: *spanks*
Stranger: ooh i like that
Stranger: darn girl
Stranger: tell me about what you're wearing
You: a bikini two sizes too small :]
Stranger: mmm yes
You: what about you?
Stranger: black jockeys
Stranger: so you can tell what you're in for ;)
You: mmmmmmm
You: let's take these offff
You: so how big is ittt
You: before i take it off
Stranger: i've got a solid 9 for you
You: oh god it's huuuuuge
You: i dont think it'll fit lol
Stranger: we'll make it fit
You: let's take this off, then, baby :]]]
You: i take off my bikini
You: wanna intercourse  my tits baby?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: they're huuge
Stranger: im taking down my pants
You: here lemme help
Stranger: oooh do your thing
You: mmmm
You: lemme suck on it first
Stranger: do it baby
You: *sucks*
You: mmf
Stranger: mmmmmmm
You: so tasty
Stranger: goddamm
You: alright time for some tits :]
Stranger: yes let me get a feel for them
You: kay
Stranger: ooohh they're perfect
Stranger: ive never seen better
You: thankssss
You: :)
Stranger: darn you got me going
You: you wanna do it now or should we have a little bit more fun?
Stranger: im in no rush :)
You: alrightttyyy
You: oh im so wet though
Stranger: i wanna do down on you
Stranger: get you really hot
You: oh you big meanie :)
You: come on down then
Stranger: oooh you're as sweet as honey
You: thanks baby
Stranger: i could stay down here for hours
You: oh keep going
Stranger: mmmmmm
You: ohhhhhhhhhh
You: so gooooooooooodddddddddd
Stranger: yeah do you like that?
You: yeah baby :]
You: oh put your whole hand in baby
Stranger: mmm you got it
You: ohhhhhhhhhhh it hurts
You: but it feels soooooooo gooooooood
You: oh baby please intercourse  me
You: intercourse  me any way you like
Stranger: lay down
You: alrighttt
You: kay im down
Stranger: im kissing you all down your body
Stranger: exploring
You: heehee
You: it tickles :)
Stranger: mmm im taking my place on top
Stranger: you're soo wet
You: i knowwww
You: ohhhh put it in baby please
Stranger: mmm its in
Stranger: oh baby you feel great
You: ohhhhhhhhh its so bigg
You: ungh
Stranger: im pushing deeper
You: mmmmm
You: more please
You: it's so good baby
You: i love you
Stranger: mmmm i love you too
Stranger: im holding your hands above your head
Stranger: let me do the work
You: mmm im holding baby
You: you work your magic
Stranger: im going faster
You: mmm faster
You: i love it
Stranger: moving in pace with your moans :)
You: ohhh
Stranger: oooh it feels amazing
You: baby let me ride youuuuuu
Stranger: ok im flipping over
You: alrighttttt
You: time for me to do some of the work :)
Stranger: mmm i cant wait
You: kay im on top
You: oh it feels so much bigger like thissss
You: uhn
You: its all the way in
Stranger: oh my god baby
You: my legs are shaking it feels so good
Stranger: its so deep
You: i love youuuu
Stranger: mmmmm i love you too
Stranger: you're so good
You: ok im gonna try moving up and down now
Stranger: mmm do it
You: uhnnnnn
You: too good
You: i never wanna stop
Stranger: oooh keep going
You: i am baby :]
You: ohhhh going faster now
Stranger: uhh
You: mmmmm baby i wanna swallow all your cum
Stranger: oooh you will
You: i cant wait
Stranger: mmm you're ass feels great in my hands
You: mmmm
You: you know what ive never tried?
Stranger: tell me
You: anal :)
Stranger: oooh i like the way you think
You: lets do it
Stranger: bend over
You: already am baby
Stranger: mmm im coming in close
You: put it in slowly please
Stranger: gonna start slow
You: baby i cant wait put it in
Stranger: mmm im putting it in real easy
You: ohhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: fingering you with my free hand as well
You: i noticed :]]
You: it hurts but it feels so good
Stranger: mmm im almost all in
You: oh god i love youuu
You: this is so great
Stranger: baby you're the best
You: thanksss
Stranger: so how does it feel
You: amazinggggg
You: start moving
Stranger: im moving slow
Stranger: easing into it
You: ohhhhhh it feels so good
You: im moaning so loud :)
Stranger: i think the neighbors just flipped their lights on lol
You: i hope my sister doesnt hear...
You: lol i think so too
Stranger: im moving a little faster now
You: uhn
Stranger: what if you sister hears?
You: she might get mad
Stranger: i dont care im not stopping
You: kaaaayyy
You: keep going baby
You: this is so gooood
Stranger: going faster
You: oh go faster please
Stranger: mmm faster
You: oh baby full speed come on
You: gimmie it
Stranger: mmm im going hard now
Stranger: harder
You: ohhhhhhhh
You: so goooooooooddddd
You: my ass is splitting apart
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: darn girl
Stranger: you feel so good
You: oh goddddddd
You: hey baby
You: try putting a finger in my ass with your dick :]
You: just stretch my ass out baby
You: this feels too good
Stranger: darn you're freaky
You: i know lol
You: :]]
You: you should see me masturbating
You: lol
You: uhn
You: so good
Stranger: mm ive got a finger in
Stranger: how is it?
You: ohhhh its great
You: hurts tho lol
Stranger: tell me how you want it
You: oh baby i just want to drink all your cum right now
You: i cant take it anymore
Stranger: mmm im almost there
You: keep going
Stranger: mmmmmm
Stranger: oh god
You: oh lemme drink it baby
Stranger: ok flip around
You: done
You: got my lips around yout huge cock
Stranger: oh god i've never felt this good
You: cum in my mouth baby
You: me neither :)
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: here it comes
You: mmmm
You: ohhhh
You: it's so tasty
You: mmf
Stranger: oooh my god
You: there's so muccccchhhh
Stranger: that is amazing
You: how can you cum so muchh
You: lol
You: ok i gotta swallow
You: *gulp*
Stranger: i can't help it
Stranger: sexy girls like you bring the best out of me
You: oh theres more!
You: lol thanks
You: baby you wanna see what you intercourse ed?
You: ive got pics :))
Stranger: lets see
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: darn thats hot
You: i know lol
Stranger: i love air hockey players
You: its my favorite game :]
Stranger: any more pics?
You: id have to dig them up
You: oh look
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg
You: and this is my last onee
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/spoiler]

QuoteConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: heyy
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: Hell yeah
You: okay
You: lets exchange pics
You: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129
You: this should get u goin
Stranger: Sexy
Stranger: Where's your dick ?
You: im a girl
Stranger: lies
Stranger: You look like a cow
You: what
You: my weight is perfectly fine
You: and healthy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I'm doing it wrong.
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: To what email should I send you the pics of my schlong?
You: Do you like air hockey?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I like playing it
Stranger: with my penis
You: I play a mean game
You: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129
You: I'm sexy
You: Right
Stranger: You know it
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What's the best food ever?
You: Hi.
You: This: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129
Stranger: Yep
You: amirite?
Stranger: urrite
You: I know I am.
You: Because that's me in that pic.
Stranger: Yeah?
You: And I'm a intercourse ing beast.
You: <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Stranger: Do you know wrestling moves?
You: No.
Stranger: Awwww
Stranger: What is an Nsider?
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

EDIT: [spoiler=I think I did it right now]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyy
Stranger: hi
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: heyy ok
You: ok pics first?
Stranger: ok what is your email/
You: naw just here
Stranger: ?
You: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129 < This is me sexy <3
Stranger: I dont have pics on net
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg And me again <3
Stranger: haha still have not seen the first
You: Just see it and post your reaction to my hotness. <3
Stranger: wow beautiful
Stranger: what r u?
Stranger: like what sex?
You: f
You: <3
Stranger: its not clear
Stranger: haha
You: what
Stranger: too intercourse in funny
You: ;-;
You: </3
You: whats so funny
Stranger: I would kick the poop out of u if u fancy that
You: why would u wana do tht?
Stranger: or do a big poope in your mouth
You: what
You: why
Stranger: actually
Stranger: can u wait?
Stranger: i need a poop
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Damn, I've been found!]Talk to strangers!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: good
You: kind of horny lol
Stranger: haha,, that's the way to go!
Stranger: where you from?
You: new york
Stranger: aight, where in the big apple do you live!?
You: oh im not in the city lol
You: two hours north actually
Stranger: okay!
You: you seem a bit excited lol
Stranger: Im very bored xD
You: i think i can fix that
You: :)
Stranger: haha orly
You: ya :P
Stranger: how?
You: i said im horny
You: what about you?
Stranger: yeah, who does that help me? a honry guy/girl on a different continent
Stranger: Im not so horney
Stranger: I think not annyway
You: you've never cybered?
Stranger: nop
You: it's fun lol
Stranger: okey.. I hop you're a girl lol. otherwise it's kinda odd
You: im a girl
You: dont worry
You: :P
Stranger: :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so you wanna have cybersex with me lol
You: heyy might as well lol
Stranger: oh why not
You: so
You: what do you look like
Stranger: Im a flexibel guy
You: i like flexible :)
You: anything else?
Stranger: let's talk about what you want
Stranger: and like
You: well
You: i like my guys tall
You: brown hair is a plus
You: and of course a big dick :)
Stranger: haha, Im 73.6 in and gor brown hair
You: 73.6 what?
Stranger: inches
You: im confused >_>
Stranger: tall
Stranger: not my dick..
You: oh
You: lol
You: i feel dumb
You: oh 6"1 XD
Stranger: I thuink my dicks about 8 inches
Stranger: we use centimeters in sweden.. so I used cuz I thought that was it xD
You: haha
You: well we'll see about your dick soon :)
You: let's seee
You: im about 5"6 (feet/inches)
You: D-cup bra
You: brunette
Stranger: sounds like u a nice gal
Stranger: are*
You: ive been told that a few times :]
You: thankss tho
You: so
You: where do you like to do it?
Stranger: where... hmm you choose
You: i always liked it by the pool
Stranger: in the pool or buy the pool?
Stranger: by*
You: either works
You: :]
Stranger: oh darn.. not in.. that's danerous for a dude you know! the vain under the dick can break of the fiction that the warter generate's lets do it by the pool:)
You: really?
Stranger: yepp
You: darn
Stranger: wanna do it over cam?
You: dont have a cam
You: sorry :(
You: thatd be really cool tho
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: send med a pic then
You: k hold on
You: aha
You: there it is
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: haha... =)
You: what?
Stranger: hot lips!
You: thanks :]
Stranger: the crazy look.. but you know what.. I think you're just one of those fag guys playin a joke! haha that was the first thing I thoght when u said u where horney! To prove me wrong, gimmie your msn!
You: msn?
Stranger: were*
Stranger: oh, you dont know what msn are?
You: no...
You: oh!
You: you mean that windows messanger thing?
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: windows live messanger
You: ive been using my bros old :)
You: old one*
You: slugger7000@aim.com
Stranger: u just a sad motherintercourse er with no life..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=STRANGER DANGER]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: GET OOOOOOUT
You: MOOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: ?
You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Save the Lesbian Whales]Talk to strangers!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
You: Have you seen a lesbian whale around here?
Stranger: yes its just past by
You: She looks something like this
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/21.jpg
Stranger: WOW
You: A better example would be this: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: thats nice
Stranger: EVEN BETTER
You: She's endangered.
You: We need to save the Lesbian Whales (Lesbionus Fattassines) from extinction.
You: Would you care to join our cause?
You: Come now, please join our wonderful cause?
You: Lest I throw sticky bombs at you
You: This is your final warning!
You: Join or Gib!
You: Ten.
You: Nine.
You: Eight.
You: Seven.
You: Sex.
You: Five.
You: Four.
You: Three.
You: Two.
You: ONE.
You: THE CART HAS ALMOST REACHED THE FINAL TERMINUS
You: BWAAHAHA;LADSKHFLDSAJKCVNSADFSJA
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

You people should omegle more.

[spoiler=EDWARD?!?]Talk to strangers!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EDWARD?! EDWARD CULLEN?!
You: WHAT
You: I LOVE EDWARD
You: HE'S SO HOT
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: LOOK HOW HOT I AM
You: THINK OF ME ON THE FLOOR
You: NAKED
You: MASTURBATING TO EDWARD
You: OH GOD I'M SO SEXY
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK HO
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING TO
You: BILLY MAYS I THINK
You: HE'S PRETTY HOT TOO
Stranger: SHUT THE HELL UP
You: HE SUCKS IN BED
You: NO U
Stranger: AND BACK UP OFF HIM[/spoiler]

Quote from: Kilroy the Not-Spy on May 24, 2009, 04:35:11 PM
You people should omegle more.

[spoiler=EDWARD?!?]Talk to strangers!
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Stranger: EDWARD?! EDWARD CULLEN?!
You: WHAT
You: I LOVE EDWARD
You: HE'S SO HOT
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: LOOK HOW HOT I AM
You: THINK OF ME ON THE FLOOR
You: NAKED
You: MASTURBATING TO EDWARD
You: OH GOD I'M SO SEXY
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK HO
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING TO
You: BILLY MAYS I THINK
You: HE'S PRETTY HOT TOO
Stranger: SHUT THE HELL UP
You: HE SUCKS IN BED
You: NO U
Stranger: AND BACK UP OFF HIM[/spoiler]

I lol'd hard when I actually saw the pic :D

[spoiler=Never seen you before, but...]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Over 9000/transvestite/Hell
Stranger: sweet, just my type
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/21.jpg  < ME
Stranger: intercourse  noob, 3rd time now, stop trolling, lame
Stranger: naab
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]
Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: y helo tharYou: 1+1=3, 3-1=1, 1x2=3, 3/2=1Stranger: i see what you did thereYou: math is as simple as the gameStranger: GODDAMN YOU /B/You: nowYou: rage.You: like you've never raged before.Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUStranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBNNNNNNSERIUNBGIOUBLRBGOIUAWERBGVLAEIRUBGOEIRUVBALERBVAORGBAPVGBAPERGBAStranger: ERGATUYBGAERGUYBAERKGYBAEROUGBAERStranger: HASERTHUAERBFLAEURBGOAERGBOAERYFGAORVAPERGHAERIGHAOERVHAPRIEGHAYou: now, gtfo my omegleStranger: ERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBERGNAERPIGABREPOGBERIOGAOREGBStranger: butYou: no butsYou: gtfo.Stranger: what about candlejYou: failYou: you say candlejack THEN he com[/spoiler]
I'm a newfag disguised as an oldfag.

I disconnect early every time I use omegle.  I don't have the guts to talk to complete strangers over the internet.

...Well, that was ironic.

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hey can I ask you a question?
You: yes
Stranger: Do you have Battletoads?
You: no
Stranger: Damn
You: but i heard gamestop does
Stranger: AWESOME
You: you should call them and find out
Stranger: kk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

thats so stupid

[spoiler=Omegle Roll'd?]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: .................................. ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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Stranger: rawr
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

Guys this is innapropriate you should never say anything bad aobut someone like that or use peoples pics like that its really mean and she might feel bad and then you would feel bad so i'm gonna lock this thread so she doesn't feel bad.  :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im 16 m usa
You: im 17 f canada
Stranger: cool
Stranger: you horny?
You: oh yeah
You: so wet
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: got msn?
You: i dont have a webcam
Stranger: poop, got pics?
Stranger: i gotta cam
You: yeah heres a pic
You: http://friends.nsider.com/Rhyme27/albums/23/129
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: i had a chuckle you devil you
You: haha
Stranger: thats an attractive pic
You: it
You: i love air hockey
Stranger: nice
Stranger: its pretty fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you touching yourself baby
Stranger: i am
Stranger: intercourse  i want you
You: always
Stranger: so bad
You: mmph
You: unh oh yeah
Stranger: right now
Stranger: on this fat dick
You: oh baby
You: my dick is so hard right now
Stranger: YOURE A GUY?!?!?!
Stranger: FUCK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WTF

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tits
Stranger: sweet
You: how long is yyour penis
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 6
You: ah nice thtas pretty good
Stranger: yes, yes it is
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: oh yes
You: alright where do you wanna have it
Stranger: by the pool <3
You: ok what are you wearing
Stranger: black jockeys
You: im wearing a bikni thats two sizes too small
You: i'm a d-cup, 5'6
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: I'm 6'3
Stranger: athletic, dirty blonde hair
You: kilroy?
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: no
Stranger: But I read th thread
Stranger: xD
You: haha
You: who are you
You: this is so weird
Stranger: <_<
Stranger: Xeph
Stranger: you?
You: sonicdude164
Stranger: xD
You: well that was weird
You: imma post this in the thread
Stranger: epiiic[/spoiler]

Quote from: sonicdude164 on May 24, 2009, 10:00:04 PM
WTF

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tits
Stranger: sweet
You: how long is yyour penis
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 6
You: ah nice thtas pretty good
Stranger: yes, yes it is
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: oh yes
You: alright where do you wanna have it
Stranger: by the pool <3
You: ok what are you wearing
Stranger: black jockeys
You: im wearing a bikni thats two sizes too small
You: i'm a d-cup, 5'6
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: I'm 6'3
Stranger: athletic, dirty blonde hair
You: kilroy?
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: no
Stranger: But I read th thread
Stranger: xD
You: haha
You: who are you
You: this is so weird
Stranger: <_<
Stranger: Xeph
Stranger: you?
You: sonicdude164
Stranger: xD
You: well that was weird
You: imma post this in the thread
Stranger: epiiic[/spoiler]

HAHAHA

ONE IN A 2000 CHANCE, OMFG


I wasn't orignal to come up with my own person, so I stole the one in Kilroy's log, and, yeah.

>_<

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: hi
You: wanna cyber
You: ?
Stranger: m or f?
You: i'm mf
You: for MOTHERFUCKER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

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.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
.................................................. .............................'|::::: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|::::: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----GIVE YOU UP!
.................................................. ............................,-''\': :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;\:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;\: : : :____/: :',__
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Stranger: wtf
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: are u shagging

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sup bro
Stranger: hi
You: you tell tyrone to get my money like I asked?
Stranger: im only 17
Stranger: lol
You: I'm only 19.
Stranger: im from cali
You: I'm from CA too!
Stranger: HAHA SWeet!]
You: What city?
Stranger: u a boy?
You: yeah
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ima girl lol :)
You: What city you from? :o
Stranger: LA
Stranger: u?
You: Me too!
Stranger: HAHA no way
You: This is so weird :P
Stranger: ya
Stranger: :)
You: I wonder...
You: What school do you go to? o.o
Stranger: torrance
Stranger: high school
You: WTF ME TOO
Stranger: HAHA NO WAY
Stranger: ya right!
You: This is seriously weird...
Stranger: haha u know jessica?
Stranger: jus broke up with some1 named tomas
You: I think so...
Stranger: what ggrade u in?
You: 12
Stranger: im 11
You: graduating in a few days :)
Stranger: wow thats awsome
Stranger: you should invite me to some grad parties
Stranger: :)
You: heh
You: my name is Ian
Stranger: brown hair?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: haha i seen u
You: No way, serious?
Stranger: in the halls
Stranger: i know about you
Stranger: kinda
You: Heheh :D
Stranger: i think ur kinda hot 2
You: Really? :)
Stranger: ya LOL
You: We should go out sometime :P
Stranger: I would loooooooooooooooove that
Stranger: do your parent mind girls in the house?
You: Nah, they're cool with it
Stranger: even if were..... you know
You: Not if they didn't find out...;)
Stranger: hah:)
Stranger: THey wouldnt mind if we baked a cake togethar?
You: Probably not :P
Stranger: you know what im getting it
You: yeah lol
Stranger: we just wont cook it all the way...
Stranger: :p
You: We could go see a movie wednesday or something
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you got liscense and car?
You: Yeah, nice car too
Stranger: hawt
Stranger: how do you want me to dress on our date?
You: However you'd like :P
Stranger: no really
Stranger: I want to impress you
Stranger: ill do anything ( i mean it)
You: Well, you don't have to dress up too fancy I guess
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you want to do after? :P
You: heheh, we could go back to my house for a bit...;)
Stranger: and (be honest :) )
You: y'know...mess around...:P
Stranger: you ever done it b4?
You: not really :x
Stranger: would you tie me to your bed though :p ?
You: if you're into that kind of stuff ;)
Stranger: HAWT
Stranger: YoU CAN Do whatever you want
Stranger: ill be your slave for the nigh :p
You: Awesome :D
Stranger: i havent had sex in so long
Stranger: im craving it so badddddddd
You: aw man, i have to go
You: my laptop's about to die
You: :(
Stranger: k
Stranger: remeber im jessica
Stranger: grade 11
You: I'll look for you :)
Stranger: ill talk to u in school
Stranger: sweet
You: bye
Stranger: later :p
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Stranger: Hello
You: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
You: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
Stranger: ok
Stranger: yeah
You: A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF
You: YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FORM ANYOTHER GUY
Stranger: Bye!
You: I JUST WANNNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING
You: GOTTA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
You: NEVER GONNNA MAKE YOU CRY
Stranger: Whathh?
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
You: WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG
Stranger: Are you female?
You: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACHING BUT
You: YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

If the visual novel Planetarian were an omegle chat, this is how it would go down if "You" were Yumemi and "Stranger" were the Junker.
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What do you think about the planetarium?
You: That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when...
You: All the stars in all the sky are waiting for you.
You: oh hi, Mr. Customer.
You: I'm Hoshino Yumemi. Would you like to visit the Flowercrest Department Store planetarium? There is 3 minutes left for seating, and our next show is at 2:00.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Predictable.]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: well don't start like that
Stranger: if u wanna see my nude pics you have to be smooter
You: i'm sorry
You: whats your name?
Stranger: elisa
Stranger: urs?
You: i'm brian
You: where are you from?
Stranger: sweden ;)
Stranger: and u?
You: usa for me
Stranger: sexy :P
You: how old are you
You: ?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: u?
You: 19
You: so are you living in sweden now or what
Stranger: yes
You: that's cool
You: do you go to school?
Stranger: not any more
You: oh
You: what are you doing now?
Stranger: touching myself
You: haha
You: while that kind of turned me on
You: i meant what are you doing with your life now
You: haha
Stranger: modelling
You: nice
Stranger: send me a pic of u
You: im not home right now
You: i'm away for the long weekend
You: i would
Stranger: but I'm a boy and you suck at getting cybersex practise some more
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

You:
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.................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: ::::::::::::',
.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
.................................................. .............................'|::::: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|::::: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ ----NEVER GONNA LOSE THE GAME!
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Stranger: oh intercourse  intercourse ing saved
You: poop son
You: you haven't seen that yet?
Stranger:
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You: nice
Stranger:

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You: holy poop
You: i love you
Stranger: this is by far the best conversation i have had on this site
You: i guess anon really does dilever
You: totally
You: also, use these when you're half way through cybering some guy
Stranger: haha
You: This is me naked ;) http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg

This is me naked ;) http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg

This is me naked ;) http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
Stranger: classic
You: total boner kill
You: i think it's a whale, but i dunno

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: don't intercourse en say asl
You: lsa
You: like lsd but cooler
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello thar
You: So. That guy over there is passed out.
You: What should we do?
Stranger: wth,goodbye[/spoiler]

[spoiler=I actually told the truth this time]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey, what's up?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: want sexpartner
You: you'd do it with a minor?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=AWESOME CONVERSATION]You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Would you like to increase the size of your penis?
You: It's a very low price.
Stranger: Sure, this doesn't sound like a sceam at all.
You: No, but it certainly is a scam.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Do go on sir.
You: Well, first.
You: You must go to goatse.cx
You: Then sign up.
You: Tell me when you're done.
Stranger: Ok, but first can I ask you something?
You: But of course.
Stranger: Can I say intercourse  here?
You: Fuck yes.
Stranger: Well then, GO FUCK YOURSELF !!
You: no u
Stranger: Post that !!
You: Fine.
You: Be that way.
You: I will post it on nsfcd.com
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: And No you!!
You: no u
Stranger: Ok fine me.
You: yes you
You: Fine work.
Stranger: You are such a sad individual.
You: I am?
Stranger: Nice grammar though.
You: Thank you.
You: I have to look convincing, you know.
Stranger: Hot.
Stranger: You must get alot of vagina-y.
You: I have three cats, so yes, I do.
You: And don't forget my girlfriend.
You: She's intercourse ing beautiful.
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: look at that.
Stranger: No, is it a virus?
You: No it is not.
You: I swear.
You: it's a intercourse ing .jpg
You: Which is an IMAGE FILE
Stranger: How can I trust you.
You: If it was a virus, it would be an .exe
You: And besides, you can't get a virus without downloading it yourself.
You: All you're doing here is viewing a page on the internet.
You: No technical downloading involved.
Stranger: Ok, first tell me what the image is
You: It's a picture of my girlfriend playing air hockey.
Stranger: Kk.
You: Need the link again?
Stranger: Nah I saw it.
You: oh ok
Stranger: She had glasses on?
You: Yep.
Stranger: Hot.
You: Well, this was certainly a fail troll attempt.
You: But good show, sir or madam.
Stranger: Wait!
You: !
Stranger: You're too cool.
Stranger: I don't wana' say bye.
You: I'm never gonna give you up, baby.
You: Never gonna let you down.
Stranger: Aww poop.
You: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Stranger: Rick Rolled.
You: Indeed.
Stranger: Well played.
Stranger: Gg.
You: Thank you, thank you.
Stranger: You're so awsome.
Stranger: Do you go on 4chan?
You: Occasionally
You: And even then, I rarely go on /b/
Stranger: Are you a male?
You: I am male.
Stranger: How nice.
Stranger: This is the best conversation I've had all day.
Stranger: I have you to thank for that.
You: No problem.
Stranger: Is this where we part ways?
You: It's kind of hard to get a good conversation on here.
You: I guess so, friend.
You: Good-bye, comrade.
Stranger: I might see you on WoW.
You: Don't play WoW
You: D:
Stranger: OH NOES!!
You: Sucks, I know
You: Do you have some sort of IM name?
You: MSN, AIM
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: Don't lie.
You: What
You: D:
You: How old do you think I am?
Stranger: 16 year olds don't write like that.
You: Ooooooh yes they do
Stranger: Unless you're asian.
You: wut u xpct me 2 rite liek dis?????
Stranger: YES !!
You: Morons write like that.
You: And I hate morons.
You: They should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Bit harsh.
You: It's what's needed.
Stranger: What onlime game do you play?
Stranger: online*
You: I play a lot of Team Fortress 2
Stranger: Wtf is that?
You: FPS
Stranger: Aww yeeah.
You: Made by the guys who made Half-Life
Stranger: Do you live in Australia?
You: No.
You: USA
Stranger: Cool.
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: You were cool :)
You: Thanks, man.
Stranger: Tell me what forums do you go on?
You: Hmmmmmmmm
You: nsfcd.com
You: 4chan (occasionally
You: Forumwarz
You: Steam forums
You: that's about it
Stranger: OK !
You: I'm either Kilroy or Byte on them
Stranger: Awsome.
Stranger: <3
You: <3
You: If you're going to sign up for one of them, I'd reccommend NSFCD
Stranger: Are you gonna' post this?
You: Yes I am.
You: http://www.nsfcd.com/forums/index.php?topic=31846.0
You: Entire thread dedicated to having awesome conversations on here.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Look what I wrote to some ninny, you'll lol.
Stranger: You: What's your name?
Stranger: liz
You: Ok Liz, you can just go intercourse  yourself, you intercourse ing slut !!
You: lol
Stranger: Pwned?
You: Indeed.
You: Did he/she leave after that?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Of course.
Stranger: Liz is a girls name.
You: This is the Internet.
You: You can never be sure.
You: Well, I must be going now.
You: Have a good day, my friend.
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=AWESOME CAPS LOCK CONVERSATION 2]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Beep.
You: Beep.
You: Beep.
Stranger: Boom.
You: Beep.
You: Beep.
Stranger: Boom.
You: beepbeepbeep
You: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPW
Stranger: Boom.
Stranger: PEPWPEPEPWQPEPWPEPWLASSSGERGUNS
Stranger: HELP OH NO
Stranger: THERE ARE HERE
Stranger: PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW
You: OH GOD GET THE CHILDREN
You: GET UNDER A DESK
You: NOW
Stranger: MUM PLZ HELP
You: OVERTURN IT
Stranger: AAAAAH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: HERE TAKE THIS BAZOOKA
Stranger: MOOOOOMM
Stranger: THANKS
You: AIM BETWEEN THE EYES
Stranger: LETS KILL THEM
You: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: *POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*
You: KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: FUCK YEAH SEAKING
Stranger: OH NO
You: WE KILLED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THEM ROBOTS
You: WHAT
Stranger: ITS Terminator!
You: Terminator?
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: TAKE UR LASERGUN
Stranger: UND RUN AWAY
You: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Stranger: WE WILL MEET US
You: COME RUN AWAY
Stranger: *RUN*
You: COME RUN AWAY
You: COME RUN AWAY WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: FORREST RUN LOL
You: OLOLOLOL
Stranger: GIEF MIE UR HAND
You: *giefs*
Stranger: *run*
You: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: OH SHIT HE'S GAINING ON US
Stranger: WE MUST DESTROY HIM
You: HERE
You: I'LL SHOOT PEAS AT HIM
You: POOMP
You: POOMP
You: POOMP
You: IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING
You: WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: HEEELP
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: GOD PLZ HELP US
You: OH GOD YOUR LEGS
Stranger: GOD: FUCK OFF GUYS
You: THEY'RE GETTING RIPPED OFF
You: FUCK YOU GOD
You: ZEUS
You: HELP US
Stranger: NO !!!
You: ZEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You: ZEUS: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO U GUYZ SUK AT DIS GAEM
You: FUCK YOU ZEUS :(
Stranger: NINJA TURTLES plpzlpzlzpzlzpzlzpzlzpzlzpzlzpzlzp
You: YES
You: TMNT
You: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: SLICE HACK CHOP
Stranger: ninja turtles: but we have to eat pizza :(
You: KABLEWIE
You: NO U
You: GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: DO I HAVE TO CALL THAT HOT CHICK IN THE 90S MOVIE
Stranger: THROW THIS GRENADES
You: *THROWS GRENADES
You: *
You: IS HE FUCKING DEAD YET
You: ;-;
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: he had me
Stranger: *have
Stranger: has
You: TERMINATOR
Stranger: intercourse
You: GET OVER HERE
Stranger: WAKE UP !!!
You: OR ELSE I'M GOING TO CALL YOUR MOMMY
You: WHAT
You: IS IT TIME FOR SCHOOL AREADY
Stranger: u had a dream :(
You: FUCK
Stranger: I LOVE :D:D:D:D:
Stranger: U *
You: GOTTA GET DRESSED
You: I LOVE YOU TOO MOM
Stranger: WHERE IS THE BREAKFAST??
You: BUT I GOTTA GET READY FOR SCHOOL
You: I DONT FUCKING KNIOW
You: YOURE SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT
You: YOU'RE THE WOMAN OF THIS HOUSE
Stranger: OH NO
You: WHAT
You: SHIT
You: THOSE EGGS
You: THEY'RE ALIVE
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: PLZ HELP PLZ HELP
Stranger: COMMANDER !!
Stranger: CHRRK
You: WE NEED MASTER CHEF
You: SOMEONE CALL MASTER CHEF AND CORGIETANA
You: :(
Stranger: i call my big brother!
You: NO YOU DUMBASS UNCLE FRED'S IN JAIL
You: FOR RAPE
You: RAPING YOU, SPECIFICALLY
You: DON'T YOU REMEMBER
Stranger: RAPE ME ::: NOT
Stranger: I DONT
You: WOW
You: OH MY GOD
You: MOM
You: YOU
You: HAVE
You: AMNESIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: WHERE IS MY TEDDY BEAR? :(
You: IDKLOL
You: I ATE IT
You: XD SO RANDUM
Stranger: U FAIL
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: NO U
Stranger: NO U
You: OH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Stranger: NO U
Stranger: :D
You: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Stranger: BUT GINA?
You: GINA?
Stranger: I DONT KISSED HER
You: MY NAME IS MARIA
Stranger: randomname ...
You: WHO ARE YOU FUCKING
Stranger: <.<
You: ...
You: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: AND YOU
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: BUT
You: YOU USE FUCKING PERIODS IN YOUR SHIFTY EYES
You: IT'S >_>
You: NOT >.>
Stranger: OH NO
You: FUCKING UNDERSCORES
Stranger: IT ISNT SO
You: NOT PERIODS
Stranger: MARIA
Stranger: U MUST UNDERSTAND ME
You: WHAT
You: WHAT IS IT
Stranger: I DIDNT KISS HER!
You: YES YOU DID
Stranger: I LOVE ONLY U!
Stranger: NO
You: I DID A DNA TEST
You: LIAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
You: WIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEE
Stranger: THAT WAS MY BROTHER , N00B
You: banana banana banana terracotta terracotta
You: banana banana terracotta terracotta pie
Stranger: bananas in pyjamas
You: NO
You: YOU RUINED IT.
You: I'M FUCKING LEAVING.
You: dude this was awesome
Stranger: OH NO[/spoiler]

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You: hi
Stranger: make me happy
You: wanna see my pic?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: I'm hot.
Stranger: ok
You: are you happy?
Stranger: i haven't seen it yet
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'm happy now
You: how can make you happy?
You: more happy.
Stranger: what do you think?
You: I'm hot.
You: another one?
Stranger: yeah
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i'm happy now
You: One more.
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
You: Wanna cyber? I already did your mother.
Stranger: lol
You: you wanna?
Stranger: i'm a bit tired
You: Your mother said you should.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: ok then
You: yes. She was hot. <3
Stranger: lol
You: your mother is one hot bisexual woman. <3
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i didn't know that
Stranger: lol
You: Go try it.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tang ina mo
You: I feel horny. Wanna cyber?
Stranger: ok
You: Your mother said you were good in bed.
Stranger: i am
You: Ok. Imagine me.
You: On the floor.
You: Naked.
You: Masturbating.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hi wanna cyber?
Stranger: cya ^^
You: I feel horny.
Stranger: good for you^^
Stranger: you found the wrong latvia girl
You: Imagine this.
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: Naked
You: On the floor
You: Masturbating
You: Are you wet?
Stranger: i think i'm going to throw up!

You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
Stranger: nope, totally dried
You: Do you want me to make you wet
Stranger: if you're that fat ninny then please no!
You: yes.
You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: which part of "the wrong latvia girl" don't u get?
You: Mmm....ok
You: Imagine me
You: taking off your clothes
You: and sucking your huge tits.
Stranger: aah my eyes
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Behold my conversation skills 
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how r u?
You: fine
You: ...
Stranger: umm.. where you from?
You: malaysia
Stranger: seriously?
You: yep
Stranger: uhh.. im from Malaysia too ;)
You: really?
Stranger: what a coincidence lol
Stranger: im malay :)
You: wat?
Stranger: melayu?
You: ...?
Stranger: you said you're from Malaysia
You: right
Stranger: but you dont know what's Malay is?
You: Do you?
Stranger: daaaa... cuz im malay
You: Oh...kay?
Stranger: you=boring
Stranger: ohhhh kay?
You: k
Stranger: umm..
You: :|
Stranger: you wont give up eh
You: give up on what?
Stranger: idk..
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 5
Stranger: whoaaaaa really?
You: no
You: im 12
Stranger: 5 or 12?
You: 12
Stranger: so earlier you lied to me?
You: pretty much yeah
You: That maylasia thing was a lie too
You: in fact everything I told you is a lie
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: well its ok.. im kinda bored lol
You: me to
Stranger: so shall we start again?
You: sure
Stranger: seriously?
You: no[/spoiler]

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You: Is it you?
You: You, who for so long I have searched?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ?/
You: Where dost thou lay thine head, I must know?
You: Answer, for the night grows dim, and my light ever colder.
Stranger: ?
You: I see how things are.
You: You have found another, then?
You: My heart goes to you, as it no longer has any use for me, in such a case.
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: Are you happy? Does this new person give you joy? If so, you do not need to be sorry. If you are filled with joy, then so am I.
Stranger: o ~~~
You: I can tell not whether that be a sign of happiness or of despair.
You: Speak truthfully, for I still love you, even though you have forsaken me!
Stranger: i'm not the person
Stranger: you find
You: Why did you not say so at first, then?
Stranger: and i donot know what you say
You: Ah, at least now you know of the troubles that I suffer.
You: If you do find or know the person I look for, for who I so love, will you please tell me?
Stranger: i think it will trouble
You: For reference, this is what my love appears to be. She is so beautiful in every way: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: o ~~~
Stranger: i'm so sorry,and good luck
You: Did you see her picture that I have given you?
You: If you see her, in all of her beauty, please redirect me to her.
You: I cannot live without her.
Stranger: i know
You: More pictures of her beauty.
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/133.jpg
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/139.jpg
Stranger: 汗~~~
You: Oh, how her face brings me such joy.
You: Do you not agree that she appears to be an angel from above?
Stranger: i agree
You: I knew you would. So please, send me to her if you ever see her. She is so lovely, I am sure that you could see her a hundred miles away. Alas, I am in Antarctica, nowhere near her.
You: I am heartbroken without her.
Stranger: en ~~~ok
Stranger: i will
You: I thank you.
You: Now, I must be on my way. One last thing before we part ways, though. May I have but one moment more?
Stranger: en ~~~
Stranger: good luck
Stranger: bye
You: Fuck you.
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You: I'm gay.
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Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on May 26, 2009, 06:19:12 AM

Ahh ha ha ha ha ha!! :D

All my conversations are kind of civil and a bit boring.
>__>

Title: Raping Rick

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You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
Stranger: rofl wat up
You: nothing......
You: I'm gay. Wanna have gay sex?
Stranger: lol sure
Stranger: u start
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Stranger: omg help
You: help what?
Stranger: I dont want to be raped by rick astley :o
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You guys suck at trolling.
You need to troll like I did, in the "omg i'm from california!" post.
srsly u guise

Quote from: DOODLEboy99 on May 26, 2009, 06:19:12 AM

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You: I'm gay.
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Post of the Month.

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Stranger: hii
You: Thank you for accessing the official Omegle virus.
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That's how to do it.

QuoteConnecting to server...
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Stranger: hi
You: File transfer initiated.
You: Please wait...do not disconnect.
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You: YO DAWK MY NAME IS ZZIRGRIZZ

Stranger: Lock eyes from across the room.
You: JIZZ
You: IN
MY PANTS

Stranger: You didnt intercourse ing COMPLETE IT
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
You: OH SHT

You: IM SORRY
You: ok
You: lets start over
Stranger: *mexican voice* I juss keedeen!
Stranger: :>
You: Haha
You: Why am I in Omegle
Stranger: This a /b/ro?? Cuz il intercourse in leave!
Stranger: I got other mofos to intercourse  with!
You: I'm a btard
Stranger: God..
You: Boxxy is my queen
Stranger: Me 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
Stranger: D;
You: Lol
Stranger: Omgggg
Stranger: ;_;
Stranger: Lets cry together /b/abyyy..
You: Ok
You: cry;
Stranger: Crryyy
Stranger: ;_;
You: No need to rage
Stranger: Let it out!
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
IEUiglhBAEIUGBHSREJGSHRGt
Stranger: Tears! Life sucks!
You: Yeah
You: I'm gonna go kill myself
Stranger: Good plan
Stranger: :(
You: Yea




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Stranger: What do you think of the Afro-American powers that are rising and are about to destroy the original upcoming economic communism in the United Stated since the fallback of the Third Reich?
You: Uh
You: Afro
You: Niggers?
Stranger: Chicken?
Stranger: Is dat sum...?
You: what is this
You: wtgbriebrgr
You: Watermelons
Stranger: Whargarbll?
You: corn bread
Stranger: Noose...
Stranger: Nooo,....
You: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: Hungry
You: IM RAGING
Stranger: Foood
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Stranger: I lost, poop
You: Nice
Stranger: The game
You: Haha
You: Fuck
You: I lost the game
Stranger: We lost both
You: :(
Stranger: We failed
Stranger: /b/rother
Stranger: Let's go back
You: ok
Stranger: See ya
You: Bye
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Quote from: Www4 on May 26, 2009, 02:16:38 PM
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You: YO DAWK MY NAME IS ZZIRGRIZZ

Stranger: Lock eyes from across the room.
You: JIZZ
You: IN
MY PANTS

Stranger: You didnt intercourse ing COMPLETE IT
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
You: OH SHT

You: IM SORRY
You: ok
You: lets start over
Stranger: *mexican voice* I juss keedeen!
Stranger: :>
You: Haha
You: Why am I in Omegle
Stranger: This a /b/ro?? Cuz il intercourse in leave!
Stranger: I got other mofos to intercourse  with!
You: I'm a btard
Stranger: God..
You: Boxxy is my queen
Stranger: Me 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
Stranger: D;
You: Lol
Stranger: Omgggg
Stranger: ;_;
Stranger: Lets cry together /b/abyyy..
You: Ok
You: cry;
Stranger: Crryyy
Stranger: ;_;
You: No need to rage
Stranger: Let it out!
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
IEUiglhBAEIUGBHSREJGSHRGt
Stranger: Tears! Life sucks!
You: Yeah
You: I'm gonna go kill myself
Stranger: Good plan
Stranger: :(
You: Yea




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Stranger: What do you think of the Afro-American powers that are rising and are about to destroy the original upcoming economic communism in the United Stated since the fallback of the Third Reich?
You: Uh
You: Afro
You: Niggers?
Stranger: Chicken?
Stranger: Is dat sum...?
You: what is this
You: wtgbriebrgr
You: Watermelons
Stranger: Whargarbll?
You: corn bread
Stranger: Noose...
Stranger: Nooo,....
You: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: Hungry
You: IM RAGING
Stranger: Foood
Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Stranger: I lost, poop
You: Nice
Stranger: The game
You: Haha
You: Fuck
You: I lost the game
Stranger: We lost both
You: :(
Stranger: We failed
Stranger: /b/rother
Stranger: Let's go back
You: ok
Stranger: See ya
You: Bye
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Quit being such a raging /b/tard.

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you know how to get bloodstains out of carpet
You: and um
You: off of walls
Stranger: yeah
You: good because the cops will be here in like 10 minutes
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Stranger: JOIN NSFCD
You: Eyes, from across the room.
You: WHAT
You: KILROY
You: MARCUS
You: NSFCD
You: .com
You: /forums
You: WHAT
You: WHO ARE YOU

You: WHAT IS THIS
Stranger: How do you know Kilroy?
You: I go to NSFCD
You: Lmao
Stranger: I am Shujinco
You: who are you
You: I'm Www4
You: Lmao
Stranger: :O
Stranger: What are thre odds
You: I don't know
You: hey y
You: youre that guy
You: im like
You: wanna see my naked brother
Stranger: NO. >:(
You: Ok
You: I'm posting this thread
You: In the thread

what are the odds

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Stranger: hi i'm male 17 years old and from holland if you don't like it leave
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Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 24, 2009, 10:25:33 PM
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You: sup bro
Stranger: hi
You: you tell tyrone to get my money like I asked?
Stranger: im only 17
Stranger: lol
You: I'm only 19.
Stranger: im from cali
You: I'm from CA too!
Stranger: HAHA SWeet!]
You: What city?
Stranger: u a boy?
You: yeah
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ima girl lol :)
You: What city you from? :o
Stranger: LA
Stranger: u?
You: Me too!
Stranger: HAHA no way
You: This is so weird :P
Stranger: ya
Stranger: :)
You: I wonder...
You: What school do you go to? o.o
Stranger: torrance
Stranger: high school
You: WTF ME TOO
Stranger: HAHA NO WAY
Stranger: ya right!
You: This is seriously weird...
Stranger: haha u know jessica?
Stranger: jus broke up with some1 named tomas
You: I think so...
Stranger: what ggrade u in?
You: 12
Stranger: im 11
You: graduating in a few days :)
Stranger: wow thats awsome
Stranger: you should invite me to some grad parties
Stranger: :)
You: heh
You: my name is Ian
Stranger: brown hair?
You: Yeah!
Stranger: haha i seen u
You: No way, serious?
Stranger: in the halls
Stranger: i know about you
Stranger: kinda
You: Heheh :D
Stranger: i think ur kinda hot 2
You: Really? :)
Stranger: ya LOL
You: We should go out sometime :P
Stranger: I would loooooooooooooooove that
Stranger: do your parent mind girls in the house?
You: Nah, they're cool with it
Stranger: even if were..... you know
You: Not if they didn't find out...;)
Stranger: hah:)
Stranger: THey wouldnt mind if we baked a cake togethar?
You: Probably not :P
Stranger: you know what im getting it
You: yeah lol
Stranger: we just wont cook it all the way...
Stranger: :p
You: We could go see a movie wednesday or something
Stranger: nice
Stranger: you got liscense and car?
You: Yeah, nice car too
Stranger: hawt
Stranger: how do you want me to dress on our date?
You: However you'd like :P
Stranger: no really
Stranger: I want to impress you
Stranger: ill do anything ( i mean it)
You: Well, you don't have to dress up too fancy I guess
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you want to do after? :P
You: heheh, we could go back to my house for a bit...;)
Stranger: and (be honest :) )
You: y'know...mess around...:P
Stranger: you ever done it b4?
You: not really :x
Stranger: would you tie me to your bed though :p ?
You: if you're into that kind of stuff ;)
Stranger: HAWT
Stranger: YoU CAN Do whatever you want
Stranger: ill be your slave for the nigh :p
You: Awesome :D
Stranger: i havent had sex in so long
Stranger: im craving it so badddddddd
You: aw man, i have to go
You: my laptop's about to die
You: :(
Stranger: k
Stranger: remeber im jessica
Stranger: grade 11
You: I'll look for you :)
Stranger: ill talk to u in school
Stranger: sweet
You: bye
Stranger: later :p
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If that person was telling the truth........I wonder if she confronted Ian about the conversation lmao

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Stranger: 你好
Stranger: hi
You: does that mean hi?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: hehe~
You: in what language
Stranger: chinese
You: cool
Stranger: oh？
You: i used to be able to speak chinese
Stranger: 真的？
Stranger: really？
Stranger: are you form？
You: but i burned it out of my mind when they killed my brother
You: so
You: you're not actually chinese, right?
Stranger: im real chinese
You: YOU KILLED MY BROTHER
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You: nsfcd.com
Stranger: hello
You: Do you go to it?
Stranger: no sorry
You: alright then
You: just making sure
You: its a horrible
You: horrible
You: place
Stranger: what is it?
You: filled with dead babies and poop
You: you don't want to intercourse ing know man
You: Half of the members are gay
You: And half of them are the flamer-kind
You: The other half?
You: Morons.
You: Then there's one.
You: The shining light.
You: VaatixGanon.
You: He is a God on Earth.
You: Even to Atheists
You: Please spread the word of the Vaatix
You: And remember
You: Veverything Vis Vetter Ven Vit Varts Vith V!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what is asl
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I may have actually gotten someone to join.

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You: nsfcd?
Stranger: speak english boy
You: nsfcd.com
You: join
Stranger: what will I find?
You: your wildest dreams will come true
You: just do it
Stranger: ok ok I always wanted those Michael Jackson tickets
Stranger: is it free
You: yeah
Stranger: Im scared
You: don't be
Stranger: Its not normal
You: but it's fun
You: and in need of some members
Stranger: how long has it been up
You: almost two years
Stranger: which one are you
You: you'll see when i post this conversation on a thread sharing omegle conversations
Stranger: oh well hello everyone I will be the noob
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14 and a half
You: perfect
Stranger: you like unders
You: you'll fit in just fine
You: no
You: most of us are teenagers
You: or early 20s
Stranger: i'm coming now
You: yay
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You: Vhi
Stranger: :D hi
You: Vhow var vou?
Stranger: good you
You: Vine.
You: Veally vored, vough.
Stranger: that sucks, vey var vou valking vith V's vin vront vof vevery ving?
You: Vhat?
You: Vi von't vunderstand.
Stranger: idk
You: Vhatever.
You: Veirdo.
Stranger: that i am XP
You: vava
You: Vell, Vi'm vored.
You: Vood-vye.
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[spoiler=Lesbian soulmates]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs021.snc1/4247_175273485474_778800474_6972092_2912516_n.jpg
Stranger: :D
You: you are so hot
Stranger: i know right?
You: i know
Stranger: are you as hot as me?
You: lemme get a pic baybay ;o
You: http://friends.nsider.com/uploads_user/1000/17/129.jpg
You: theeeeeeeeeere we go
You: I intercourse ing love air hockey.
Stranger: it's loadingg
Stranger: oh my god we have to get married
Stranger: we're soulmates
You: I know!
Stranger: lesbian soulmates
You: hawt
Stranger: oh totally
You: we should liek ttly have e-cyber-sex baybay
You: Nah, just kidding.
Stranger: i'm bored by you
Stranger: bye
You: Bye.[/spoiler]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello you vagina
You: quite inappropriate
You: any other insults?
You: quick
Stranger: i like you
You: =)
You: i just want you to get it out of your system on me
You: even if you keep doing it to other people
You: so keep em coming
Stranger: cba
Stranger: you are weird
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Stranger: If you're a perv just diconnect ok
You: I'm not a perv.
Stranger: good!
You: ASL?
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: 22/f/brazil
Stranger: you?
You: 54/m/tx
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[/spoiler]

That's how you do it.

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hah that was great

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Haven't I seen you before?
Stranger: yes
You: But from where?
You: Was it that one time in tiajuana?
Stranger: it was in that hotel room while you were f***in me in the arse
You: Really?
You: That actually happened?
You: f***... too much tequilla
Stranger: you f***ed me all night long =]
You: :(
You: Wait... are you hot?
Stranger: of coarse
You: Then YAY!
You: :)
Stranger: im horny, talk dirty to me
You: Um...
You: Can I talk clean to you?
Stranger: if you want
You: Cool
You: Ok, here it goes
You: Mr. Clean
You: Scrubbing bubbles
You: Um... windex
You: The Works
You: Lysol
Stranger: will you scrub me ;)
You: *grabs the spiked wire sponge and some bleach*
You: certainly
You: *Starts scrubbing you really hard*
Stranger: your turning me off
Stranger: im not wet anymore =[
You: :(
You: Should I start talking clean again?
You: Pinesol
You: Um... Oxyclean
You: Anything made by Billy Mays
You: Dove
You: Um... I'm out of cleaners
You: :|
You: Sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

Cybering gone bad.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sex me
You: em xes
Stranger: wut
You: tuw
Stranger: oh s***
You: tihs ho
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

This was... just random as hell. :-\


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: ih?
You: ?hi
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: ?naem uoy od tahw
Stranger: what are you dojng?
Stranger: todayhumor?
You: ?gnjod uoy era tahw
You: ?romuhyadot
Stranger: I don't know what you are talking about.
Stranger: romuhyadot
You: .tuoba gniklat era uoy tahw wonk t'nod I
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach


Stranger: Okeeey?
Stranger: kinda gay tbh[/spoiler]

Seasons in the sun is NOT GAY! >:(

[spoiler]
2444 users onlineConnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach


Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats all?
You: Hold on... I'm masturbating
Stranger: again?
You: :D
Stranger: come on
Stranger: eight times a day is enough
You: But it's morning. :(
You: I gotta do this before I get to school
You: And see all the sexy girls there
You: And not do a THING for 7 hours
Stranger: olol
You: I HATE SCHOOL!
Stranger: let the girls do the job
You: It's not like if I reach in there
You: And start moaning loudly
You: That Nobody will notice
You: :|
Stranger: do u have a girlfriend?
You: Especially if the front of my pants start going Up, down, Up, down
You: NO I WISH I DID THOUGH
You: :'(
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i have one
Stranger: :D
You: You lucky bastard
Stranger: :P
Stranger: did u ever had one?
You: No...
You: I suck. :(
Stranger: :D
You: I should pay somebody
Stranger: xD
You: It suck because the only hot girl that likes me is my Cousin
You: And that's ONLY because I'm her cousin
You: She would HATE me otherwise
Stranger: ist it legal having sex with cousins?
You: Wha
You: No, that isn't what I meant
You: I mean that she likes me AT ALL
You: Like she's the only one that isn't a complete b****
Stranger: yep, sure.. she "likes" you ;)
You: Nuh uh
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 16
Stranger: and where are u from?
You: Madison
You: WI
You: The lonly State
You: :(
Stranger: :P
You: Incidentily, it's where all the crazy people come from
Stranger: hrhr
Stranger: no
Stranger: the crazy people are coming from my country
You: Where are you?
Stranger: austria
--> hitler
--> fritzl
You: Yeah... I guess so
You: g2g
You: Skool
Stranger: see ya
You: :'(
Stranger: have fun
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

I made a friend. :)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am a male.
You: I am too
You: YAY GUY POWER!
Stranger: I am a male.
You: I am too
You: YAY GUY POWER!
Stranger: YAY LETS RUB OUR COCKS TOGETHER
You: OR OUR VAGINAS
Stranger: WE DO NOT HAVE ANY
You: I DO
You: :)
Stranger: dangit
Stranger: You tricked me :([/spoiler]

That was funny.

This is the best thread ever.

This one is a really long cyber but really funny (or at least I thought it was).

[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi sexy...
Stranger: asl...
You: hey
You: you first
You: ?
Stranger: 24.m.aussie
Stranger: now you....
You: hot
You: 21/f/usa
Stranger: even hotter!!!!
Stranger: what ya look like babe?
Stranger: I hope your up for some fun tonight just liek me.....
You: oh
You: i am
You: =]
Stranger: happy dasy!!
You: i have long red hair
You: pretty skinny
You: what else do you want to know
You: ?
You: 30C bra size
Stranger: brb
You: okay
You: hurry back =]
Stranger: back... sorry bout that babe
You: that's alright
Stranger: what colour eyes you got?
You: blue
Stranger: i'm 6'3, 220lbs, bleu eyesm, brow hair, soprt of sporty.....
Stranger: what else you wanna knwo from me babe....
You: hmm
You: i think you know what i want to know
Stranger: ps.... I love 30 c boobs....
Stranger: they make me vry happy!
Stranger: now, what is that, hehe....;)
You: ...how big are you?
You: hehe
Stranger: well now I'm not very big, but my potential, once you have started to rub my up and down is about 8 inces....
Stranger: and I am bald down there too which means you can take so much more of me in your mouth....
You: wow
Stranger: does that make you happy??
Stranger: what's ya name....
Stranger: mine is Rob!
Stranger: what ya wearing princess
You: i'm anna
You: right now i'm just in an undershirt and panties
You: what about you?
Stranger: absolute pleasure to meet you anna!
Stranger: just a pair of loose shorts and a tshirt
Stranger: can i sit next to you on the couch please....
You: sure rob
You: here
You: come sit right next to me
You: can i
You: can i feel you?
Stranger: yes baby....
Stranger: please put your hadns down my hadns and help me grow
Stranger: you got any pics??
Stranger: I run my fingers through your hair....
Stranger: pull you close to me and gently kiss you on yoru rosey red lips....
You: oh does it feel good?
Stranger: cupping my hand aroudn yoru bood and gently starting to squeeze you
Stranger: yes, yes it does, it feesl very very nice
You: alright
You: my hand has had enough. it's my mouth's turn.
Stranger: Im so glad you arent wearing a bra
Stranger: I peel your shirt off you and start to kiss your nipples and lick them also
You: i did that purposely just for you =]
Stranger: :)
You: oh my god that tickles it feels so good
Stranger: please come with me to my debroom - its so much more comfier there
Stranger: debroom = bedroom
Stranger: i lie down on the bed and rip my shorts off.
Stranger: how big have you made me so far anna....
Stranger: please take me, balls and all.....
You: it would be my pleasure
You: oh
Stranger: lick my cock up and down slow and fast.... deep and shallow.
You: you're so big rob!
Stranger: you are very good at this babe
You: i don't know if i can handle the whole thing
Stranger: intercourse  I wanna see what you look like....
Stranger: please dont give up.... you are doing a greta jon
Stranger: it feels wonderful.
You: i won't stop
Stranger: reaching for yoru boobs
You: that feels good
You: real good
Stranger: they boune in my hands and I squueze them, bt very gently
You: you know how to get me horny
Stranger: your nipples every so gently flicking my hands....
You: i'm practically gagging on your cock
Stranger: im sorry its so big..... ;)
You: it's okay
You: i like it that way
Stranger: please turn aroudn and 69er me....
Stranger: I wanna startr likcing your vagina-y out
You: oh god yes i've been waiting
Stranger: do you wanna be on top, or shall I - you decide my darling
You: hmm
You: i'll be on top
You: ooh that feels so
You: oh
You: i don't even know how to describe it
You: so good
Stranger: my cock loves you
Stranger: are you clean shaven too babe>>
You: i have a little patch
You: above my slit
Stranger: oh, yummy.....
You: oh my god i feel an orgasm coming on already!
Stranger: i stick my tounge inside yoou vagina-y...
Stranger: your juices are starting to flow.
You: i'm gonna cum
Stranger: you taste so delivious
Stranger: i use my finer also to go deeper inside you...
You: your dick is tasty
You: oh
Stranger: yoru boobs jiggling on my as you take me deeper and deeper
You: OH ROB I'M GONNA CUM
You: I'M CUMMING
You: OH
You: oh
Stranger: i want you to do... just relx and let it all go
You: that's the best orgasm i've ever had
Stranger: :)
You: i'm still sucking you
Stranger: I glad I was the man you gave it to you.
Stranger: I dont wanna come just yet, I wanna wait till I am inside you anna
You: alright
You: i'm ready
Stranger: can you give me 5 minutes....
Stranger: I just need to get rid of my bioss who just walked in.....
Stranger: please.....
Stranger: but keep typing what you are doing so I can get horny quickly when Im back....
You: ok =]
Stranger: thanx
You: i want you to go anal
You: i'm gonna get some lube for my poop hole
You: ok
Stranger: back....
You: i'm rubbing it on and around
Stranger: sorry that could have been very embarrasing!
You: yeah
You: i understand
You: anyway
You: wanna hhelp me lube up?
Stranger: for sure I can....
Stranger: do you mind that I give you anal before I blwo though...
Stranger: I still wanna come insdier you!
You: yeah
You: that's what the lube was for
Stranger: sweet....
Stranger: so how you like it?
Stranger: doggie>
You: hmm
You: sure
You: if that's the way you like it
Stranger: I want to do the way that you like it the most!
You: i haven't tried doggie before
You: so i'm up for it
Stranger: how would you normally do it....
You: i don't know, i've never done anal before
You: doggie is fine
Stranger: oh, ok.....
Stranger: all fours please....
Stranger: on the bed.
Stranger: your bum poking into the sky.
You: of course
Stranger: I lube up yoru bum and you have a hand full of it rubbing it all over my dick.
You: and now for the good part
Stranger: holding my dick, I gently start to put it inside you....
Stranger: not to fast so as to not hurt you
You: wow this less painful than i thought
You: =]
Stranger: you are very tight and I love the toghtness on my willy
Stranger: how hard tdo you want it princess
You: you can go as hard as you like within reason
Stranger: do you want me to go inside and out, slowly gather ing pace.
Stranger: I hppe I am not too heavy on you
You: oh no it feel heavenly
You: you're doing it perfect
You: oo it feels good
Stranger: thank you....
You: are you going to cum
Stranger: you turn my on so much, I just dont wanna come yet
You: you're so hot rob
Stranger: not as hot as you....
You: you're perfect
You: and we've established a steady rhythm
Stranger: ist good isnt it, i'm just clencing so hard as to not come.....
Stranger: I never tjought I'd say this, but giving Anal is so good.... I have alwasy been woprried about it!
You: i'm squeezing my ass so it's even tighter for you
You: i always say that you should never be scared of something until after you try it
Stranger: now my cock has got that good rhythem, i lean furrher into you and hug your from behing, reaching for your tits and again playing with ya nipples....
Stranger: please ride me anna.....
You: ooh
Stranger: I wanna be inside you
You: intercourse  me rob!
You: intercourse  me
Stranger: can you be on top please so ya boobs jiggle around and I can tease them
You: sure, let's switch
Stranger: this is the best sex I ahve ever had1
You: quickly though, i don't want to stop this sensation
You: me too rob!
Stranger: you give my dick a quick suck and then I grab your hips and glide you gently inside me.
Stranger: hoping my dick is not to big for you....
Stranger: You are so warm insdie
Stranger: yo sit up straight so my dick head gets right deep insdie you.
You: ooh your dick is warm from being intercourse ed and sucked
Stranger: i start to tease ya boobies and play with your hair and nipples
Stranger: your hair flowing down yoru face, teh light totally glistening off you - i can believe how radiant and glowing you are
You: you are a sex god rob
Stranger: you putyour hands
You: i want you so bad
Stranger: just above my hips to balnce yourself
Stranger: you start to ride me up and down, with extreme vigour and passion
You: and then you start rocking with me
You: only a little at first
Stranger: every time my dick gioes insdie you and touches you all teh way up, I see a little smile on your face.....
You: but slowly, gradually getting intensified
Stranger: I is thinking to myself that you liek this.
You: oh and i do
You: so intercourse ing much
Stranger: I wanna lie here totally still, I want yo to drive, I want you to cum again and then I will explode insdie you!
You: alright lie down and let me get to work bad boy!
You: i start riding you harder and harder
You: faster and faster
Stranger: if only we hand some hand cuffs I would get you to hand cuiff me to the bed and then treat me oh so mean
You: oh if only
You: oh my god im gonna cum in a minute
You: i feel it
You: oh
Stranger: i'm still lieing here every so still
You: intercourse  me harder rob!
You: oh god i'm riding you so hard
Stranger: getting you to move our bodies as one to touch you in all the right spots
You: oh
Stranger: treat me mean..... keep me keen anna
You: I'M GONNA CUM
You: FUCK ME
You: FUCK ME
You: FUCK ME!
You: OH I'M CUMMING
Stranger: teh smile on yor face is so wide.....
Stranger: I can see you tensing up...
You: OH MY GOD
You: OH
Stranger: just relax and blow sweet heart....
You: oh
Stranger: I wanna treat you like the princess you are......
You: oh
You: my god.
You: that was intercourse ing amazing
Stranger: I cant believe I have been able to last this long.......
You: now let me finish you off
Stranger: I hope you arent sensitive, casue I wanna now give you gift
Stranger: How do you wanna do that?
You: hmm
Stranger: id be happy to get in top, id be happy to sppon you and hodl you tight - i'm in your hands!
You: alright
You: sounds perfect
Stranger: which one sugar, me on top or spoon?
You: oh oops
You: spoon sounds good
Stranger: perfect answer
Stranger: i knew you woudl say that...
Stranger: i can feel a connection!
Stranger: I lie you gently down on your side
You: =]
Stranger: gently lift your leg up and you help guide my dick to your vagina-y
Stranger: I coem in so close and give you the biggest hug, grabbing your booies.
You: oh
Stranger: you let out a gentlt moan as my dick goes deep indside you
You: that's so good
Stranger: to make sure I get closer I grab your crutch from the front and also start ingering your vagina-y
Stranger: my dick moving slowly inside and our ever so gently.....
Stranger: you turn your head around and we kiss
You: oh my god i'm in heaven right now
You: i whisper in your ear
Stranger: i start to gather momentum.....
Stranger: what ya gonna whisper?
Stranger: pushing harder and deeper.....
Stranger: you tighten the muscles around your vagina-y and I feel it even more then before
Stranger: this is the greatest
You: i whisper in your ear that i never want this to end
Stranger: I totally agree.... i just dont know how much longer I can hold on.....
You: alright
You: you can cum whenever you're ready
Stranger: I gather more momentum.....
Stranger: your nipples are still erect, gently playing with them I turn yoru head to me....
You: oh
Stranger: we kiss passionately again, deep insdie each others mouths.........
You: that feels so intercourse ing good
Stranger: I start to relax
Stranger: i start to moan.....
Stranger: OHHHHH
Stranger: OHHHH
ANNNNA
Stranger: ANNA
You: oh let it go baby
Stranger: BABY!!!!
Stranger: OOHH.....
You: oh i feel it inside me!
Stranger: and I come......
Stranger: my juices sray deep inside you
You: it's so warm inside my body
Stranger: I hold you so tight, just wanting to be here forevery....
Stranger: I withdraw, but start to lick you vagina-y....
You: oh that's such a nice finishing touch rob!
Stranger: sukcing up the joining of our juices from your vagina-y...
Stranger: you are lieing on your back....
Stranger: I look up atyoru looking between your legs.....
You: i'm beaming back at you
You: and then i throw my head back in pleasure
Stranger: still sucking all your juices out!
Stranger: asking do you want to share them.......
You: i'm okay
You: i'm starting to get tired
Stranger: i swallow and then place myself gently on top of you
Stranger: our naked bodies touching each other
Stranger: giving you and hug and a gentle kiss....
Stranger: I coould fall asleep in your arms
You: and i slowly fall asleep in your arms
Stranger: you look so peaceful asleep.
Stranger: running my hadns through your hair, I give you and gentle kiss on yoru forehead, say good night ans snuggle up next to you and begin to start dreaming of the night of passion that we just had, hoping that the next time wont be far away
You: =]
You: that was great
Stranger: it was more then great for me - it was tottal wonderful, perfect, mind blowing, out of thsi world......
You: well
You: of course that was what i meant
You: OH NO
You: i forgot to tell you something earlier
Stranger: whats happend/
Stranger: ?
Stranger: yes.....
Stranger: your scaring me now....
You: i have AIDS.
Stranger: surprise surprise!!!
Stranger: I dont care Anna, I think this could lead to so much more....
Stranger: I think I am falling for you!
You: =]
Stranger: how can we stay in touch given the chance of finding you on here in the future is very small....
You: i don't know if you'll have to use international codes or anything like that
You: but here's my cell phone number:
You: 877
You: 393
You: 4
You: 4
You: 4
You: 8
Stranger: what about email???
Stranger: or yahoo nickname??
You: i'm sorry
You: i don't have yahoo
Stranger: email??
Stranger: do you know what the country code is fro america??
Stranger: i wanna call you now and say good night in person....
You: i've never been out of the country so i dont know it
You: =[
You: oh you might have too dial a 1 before all of those numbers if it doesnt work when you get the country code
Stranger: I just tried 1 877 393 4448 and go a message asking if I wante dto call in english of spanish???
You: crap my mom is coming and it's 2am where i am i have to go i'm sorry keep trying!
You: if not my home phone is 1 800 588 2300
You have disconnected.[/spoiler]

Well...that was...interesting. XD

I'm bumping this for no good reason.  Well, maybe just because I feel the need to post this ridiculous four-word-game I had with a troll.  I think this should be on /b/ more than here though D:
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOUR WORD GAME GO
You: Once there was a
Stranger: big fat juicy cock
You: and it wanted to
Stranger: stick itself in a
You: person who was already
Stranger: very wet loose and
You: suddenly the person said
Stranger: hey im a dude!
You: The cock was silent
Stranger: it was very ashamed
You: but it decided that
Stranger: he just wanted to
You: do something different so
Stranger: it went on to
You: another person who was
Stranger: not a dude and
You: tried sticking itself in
Stranger: but the entrance was
You: guarded by a giant
Stranger: brown smelly bushy forest
You: so the dick tried
Stranger: to prepare himself for
You: the dangerous quest. He
Stranger: knelt down to pray
You: to the cock gods
Stranger: who were very hard
You: And then the sky
Stranger: opened and out came
You: cum like a blizzard
Stranger: and the giant was
You: completely satisfied and left
Stranger: so the cock tried
You: to enter again, but
Stranger: the hole was too
You: small for the massive
Stranger: load he was carrying
You: and it was difficult
Stranger: because he wanted to
You: release it and couldn't
Stranger: control himself so he
You: came all over the
Stranger: tiny little hole and
You: filled it up with
Stranger: his thick white semen
You: and then realized the
Stranger: hole belonged to his
You: termite colony, and that
Stranger: they lvoed to eat
You: semen, so he continued
Stranger: to blow his white
You: life juice all over
Stranger: until the ate so
You: much that the colony
Stranger: ate until they all
You: came themselves which meant
Stranger: they started to eat
You: and the process repeated
Stranger: until they blew up
You: the entire termite hill
Stranger: and that was it
You: so the cock decided
Stranger: to take a nap
You: and dream about holes.[/spoiler]

Quote from: Zovistograt on June 16, 2009, 09:51:47 PM
I'm bumping this for no good reason.  Well, maybe just because I feel the need to post this ridiculous four-word-game I had with a troll.  I think this should be on /b/ more than here though D:
[spoiler]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FOUR WORD GAME GO
You: Once there was a
Stranger: big fat juicy cock
You: and it wanted to
Stranger: stick itself in a
You: person who was already
Stranger: very wet loose and
You: suddenly the person said
Stranger: hey im a dude!
You: The cock was silent
Stranger: it was very ashamed
You: but it decided that
Stranger: he just wanted to
You: do something different so
Stranger: it went on to
You: another person who was
Stranger: not a dude and
You: tried sticking itself in
Stranger: but the entrance was
You: guarded by a giant
Stranger: brown smelly bushy forest
You: so the dick tried
Stranger: to prepare himself for
You: the dangerous quest. He
Stranger: knelt down to pray
You: to the cock gods
Stranger: who were very hard
You: And then the sky
Stranger: opened and out came
You: cum like a blizzard
Stranger: and the giant was
You: completely satisfied and left
Stranger: so the cock tried
You: to enter again, but
Stranger: the hole was too
You: small for the massive
Stranger: load he was carrying
You: and it was difficult
Stranger: because he wanted to
You: release it and couldn't
Stranger: control himself so he
You: came all over the
Stranger: tiny little hole and
You: filled it up with
Stranger: his thick white semen
You: and then realized the
Stranger: hole belonged to his
You: termite colony, and that
Stranger: they lvoed to eat
You: semen, so he continued
Stranger: to blow his white
You: life juice all over
Stranger: until the ate so
You: much that the colony
Stranger: ate until they all
You: came themselves which meant
Stranger: they started to eat
You: and the process repeated
Stranger: until they blew up
You: the entire termite hill
Stranger: and that was it
You: so the cock decided
Stranger: to take a nap
You: and dream about holes.[/spoiler]

NO THUMPING OLD BREADS

Haha, Zovi. :P

Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hi thereYou: Hi, and welcome to the game.You: To play, all you have to do is think.Stranger: okYou: If you think about "the game"You: you lose.Stranger: well,what is itYou: and every time you think about "the game", you lose again.You: as of now, you are a contestant in the game.You: and you will forever be a contestant.You: you will not be able to escape its torment.You: YOU WILL DIE.Stranger: wowStranger: so scaredYou: you should be. every time you lose the game, you must announce to everyone that you lost the game, thereby making them lose the game.You: it will be a never ending cycle and no one is immune.You: just remember:You: if you think about the game, you have lost.Stranger: okay I guess I am readyYou: you're playing as of the moment i mentioned it.You: have fun.You have disconnected.