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Title: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 04:06:44 PM
So like, what, are prank phone calls back in style again? 

I;ve constantly been getting phone calls by "Unknown", almost all hours of the day.  Usually I miss them, 'cause..  I always have my phone on silent.
Anyways, this time I finally answered the phone, actually hoping to know who the intercourse  keeps calling me.

All I get is a voice of a woman saying "Smile, Ricky!  Smile!" while hearing some dude in the background. 

I'll give her something to smile about when I shove my intercourse ing foot so far up her intercourse ing vagina that her grand kids won't have kids.

So.  What kind of weird, funky-ass phone calls have you ever gotten?
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: L10 on May 28, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
None lately

And the "Your second warranty on your car is about to expire" guys got caught not too long ago...
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Redpaige13 on May 28, 2009, 04:14:42 PM
Quote from: Ryu on May 28, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
None lately

And the "Your second warranty on your car is about to expire" guys got caught not too long ago...
Warranty?  Haven't heard about that. 
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a b****
Post by: Doodle on May 28, 2009, 05:28:27 PM
I'm rarely prank phone called.
If I had a cell phone, I probably would be more. But I don't have one. :(
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a b****
Post by: jnfs2014 on May 28, 2009, 05:47:20 PM
I usually use "Hi! This is the National Homosexual Orginazation of ________ and we'd like to send you a gift!"
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on May 28, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
I love when telemarketers call, it's so fun just to screw around with them for a while.


Ever make a telemarketer cry? I have ^__^
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: GreatGonzales106 on May 28, 2009, 07:05:58 PM
Quote from: Phaze on May 28, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
I love when telemarketers call, it's so fun just to screw around with them for a while.


Ever make a telemarketer cry? I have ^__^
Mind relaying the conversation? Sounds funny  :P
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Captain Justice on May 28, 2009, 07:12:35 PM
Quote from: Ryu on May 28, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
None lately

And the "Your second warranty on your car is about to expire" guys got caught not too long ago...
tell more about that......I got that call a few times......I'd just hang up asap though.
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Kilroy on May 28, 2009, 08:29:23 PM
Quote from: JNFS2014 on May 28, 2009, 05:47:20 PM
I usually use "Hi! This is the National Homosexual Orginazation of ________ and we'd like to send you a gift!"
Is your avatar their official car or something?
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a b****
Post by: jnfs2014 on May 28, 2009, 08:31:36 PM
No, it just matches my rank.
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: on May 28, 2009, 08:41:37 PM
Quote from: Ryu on May 28, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
None lately

And the "Your second warranty on your car is about to expire" guys got caught not too long ago...
I got that call every once in a while.
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Jono2 on May 28, 2009, 08:48:54 PM
fffff

I thought this thread was going to be about natalie portman
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 09:22:18 PM
Me: Hello?
Dicks: Congratulations! You've just won free bras from Victoria's Secret! What's your cup size?
Me: :|
*hang up*
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Mario583 on May 29, 2009, 01:52:33 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 09:22:18 PM
Me: Hello?
Dicks: Congratulations! You've just won free bras from Victoria's Secret! What's your cup size?
Me: :|
*hang up*
8)
You didn't get some for free?
WTF IS WRONG WIT JOO!?!?!

You could've gave them to your girlfriend.
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a b****
Post by: jnfs2014 on May 29, 2009, 02:58:50 PM
What girlfriend?

Extremely active on NSF=No Girlfriend (or at least no giving bras)
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: The Seventh on May 31, 2009, 01:15:06 PM
Quote from: Ryu on May 28, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
None lately

And the "Your second warranty on your car is about to expire" guys got caught not too long ago...
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

I was getting sick of those calls, especially since I don't OWN a car.

Also, I haven't got any lately...
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a b****
Post by: Mario583 on May 31, 2009, 01:20:24 PM
Quote from: JNFS2014 on May 29, 2009, 02:58:50 PM
What girlfriend?

Extremely active on NSF=No Girlfriend (or at least no giving bras)
Well.......
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a b****
Post by: Ares300 on June 01, 2009, 03:53:14 PM
Hai RED!!!


I always get the "This is the second notice about ur factory vehicle warrant" crap, I dont even own a vehicle :|
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Dawei on June 01, 2009, 09:39:03 PM
I didn't get the call, but I was with my friend when he got a call from his cousin saying "Hello, this is the united n_gger association. We are looking for n_ggers. Are you a n_gger?" Or something like that.

And yes he is a n_gger.
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: JrDude on June 01, 2009, 11:26:11 PM
My phone rings, I answer and it acts as if I dialed a wrong number... "*button sounds* The number you have dialed blah blah blah". It happens a lot actually, even if I don't answer and the machine gets it, it does the same thing...
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a b****
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on June 02, 2009, 05:37:08 AM
Quote from: Ryu on May 28, 2009, 04:12:28 PM
None lately

And the "Your second warranty on your car is about to expire" guys got caught not too long ago...
Ugh really? ... I didn't think it was some kind of Scam honestly...
who were they?! I always got those calls.

@ Thread, I never really gotten any prank calls.
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Kilroy on June 02, 2009, 06:51:27 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 09:22:18 PM
Me: Hello?
Dicks: Congratulations! You've just won free bras from Victoria's Secret! What's your cup size?
Me: :|
*hang up*
Should have taken them :3
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a ninny
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on June 02, 2009, 02:56:33 PM
I kept switching languages on the telemarketers, English to Spanish to Japanese to Pikachu. xD
Title: Re: Natalie is going to choke a b****
Post by: Doodle on June 02, 2009, 03:22:05 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on May 28, 2009, 09:22:18 PM
Me: Hello?
d*cks: Congratulations! You've just won free bras from Victoria's Secret! What's your cup size?
Me: I wear a D cup.
*hang up*
:3