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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Titus Andronicus on June 13, 2009, 09:38:01 PM

Title: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Titus Andronicus on June 13, 2009, 09:38:01 PM
so i was just at this playground with my friends in the pouring rain right? because theres this slide that goes down this huge hill and its at least 60 yards long and idk how high but you go really fast especially in the rain

so my buddy decides its a good idea to take off his clothes to go down because you go faster bare skin than with jeans and he didnt want his clothes wet so i mean why not? so he did that and i saw how fast he was going and i did the same thing

so then just as im getting my clothes on i see cop lights on and theyre pulling in and my buddy is going back to the car to get his clothes on when they shine the light on him and shout "get your intercourse ing hands on the car right now dont intercourse ing move!"

so he complies and poop but its looking bad i mean hes half naked at a playground at 11PM and there were 6 of us in the car so no one could have worn a seatbelt on the way over so we're all like intercourse ed at this point

but luckily the cops let us off with a "you're seniors in high school, graduating, and you're at a playground in the rain on a saturday night? what are you, in elementary school?" and then let us get away with the 4 people in the back seat

but holy poop let me tell you man

also im naked now because i had to shower all the woodchips that were on my naked body because holy poop man when you got to the bottom of that slide you launched through a puddle like a slip n slide and then FOOSH and you go in the air and land hard in some wood chips and im like bleeding

but gosh darnit thats fun
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Captain Justice on June 13, 2009, 09:48:00 PM
yeah cops get the adrenaline going lol.........me and my friends were walking around on the streets of St. Augustine during spring break late at night (all of us hammered) and cops yelled at us to stop walking and stand still....then they checked for ID and poop. I thought we were intercourse ed but it turned out they just thought we were some vandals (ppl had been spray painting the walls or some poop) so we got off without getting in trouble.

Yeah thats the only encounter with the police I've had.....and I wanna keep it that way lol
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Titus Andronicus on June 13, 2009, 09:54:32 PM
Quote from: Echo on June 13, 2009, 09:48:00 PM
yeah cops get the adrenaline going lol.........me and my friends were walking around on the streets of St. Augustine during spring break late at night (all of us hammered) and cops yelled at us to stop walking and stand still....then they checked for ID and poop. I thought we were intercourse ed but it turned out they just thought we were some vandals (ppl had been spray painting the walls or some poop) so we got off without getting in trouble.

Yeah thats the only encounter with the police I've had.....and I wanna keep it that way lol
well like i guess thats why they came to that park, someone messed with the letters on the sign on the school to make it say something else although we didnt see what
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on June 13, 2009, 10:06:09 PM
What in the world is America's youth coming too? D:
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2009, 10:22:48 PM
Cool story, bro.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: DededeCloneChris on June 13, 2009, 10:25:52 PM
I just remove the foul language to see what the police really said. :D

And...wow, I think that's immature and stupid.
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: Doodle on June 13, 2009, 10:33:32 PM
You weren't naked at the playground, right. D:
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: Magnum on June 14, 2009, 12:11:50 AM
... AWESOME!

But I'm actually good with all the police in my town. I know them and they know me. So I don't get in trouble with them ever :)
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on June 14, 2009, 12:33:01 AM
Quote from: MagnumSonic on June 14, 2009, 12:11:50 AM
... AWESOME!

But I'm actually good with all the police in my town. I know them and they know me. So I don't get in trouble with them ever :)

All the cops? Geeze, where do you live, in a hicktown?

Umm... There was this time when I was going to a party, and not all of us would fit in the car, so we put one of the guys in the trunk... The cops didn't pull us over, but it'd be interesting to see what would happen if they did. >.>;
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Kilroy on June 14, 2009, 06:48:37 AM
I'm still confused why the cops "arrested" you.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Titus Andronicus on June 14, 2009, 07:44:18 AM
Quote from: Kilroy the Not-Spy on June 14, 2009, 06:48:37 AM
I'm still confused why the cops "arrested" you.
tresspassing on private property
one of us was mostly naked running towards the car at the time of their arrival
there was a change in the sign in the front of the school they thought it was us
we were out in the rain at a playground we were probably drunk or high but we werent
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Lotos on June 14, 2009, 08:58:12 AM
I've never been in trouble with a police officer =D
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: L10 on June 14, 2009, 09:24:38 AM
Sounds like a lot of fun. Cops never come out where I live because we're covered by state police and they don't have a HQ anywhere near us so they don't get enough business down here for the travel. I would say we have a cop come by like every month if we're lucky, other than the school's officer.
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: Macawmoses on June 14, 2009, 11:15:38 AM
Some days I wonder why I brought you aboard Solid. Some days.

You should have told them to reach into your pocket for a "bribe". They would have had a real treat and you could report to us from jail!
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: on June 14, 2009, 11:23:09 AM
I don't know that's hilarious. But that would have sucked.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Titus Andronicus on June 14, 2009, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Macbeth on June 14, 2009, 11:15:38 AM
Some days I wonder why I brought you aboard Solid. Some days.

You should have told them to reach into your pocket for a "bribe". They would have had a real treat and you could report to us from jail!
I do what I can.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Tsumaru on June 14, 2009, 11:55:04 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2009, 10:22:48 PM
Cool story, bro.
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on June 15, 2009, 05:54:03 AM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on June 13, 2009, 10:22:48 PM
Cool story, bro.
Super posh
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: Mutilator7 on June 15, 2009, 08:10:00 AM
I found  that story quite funny, I've never gotten in serious trouble with the police but have had a few misunderstandings.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: The Seventh on June 15, 2009, 11:05:39 AM
I haven't had any problems with the police (and keep it that way... their HQ is less than 5 minutes away from where I live if they use the sirens and lights and poop).

Plus, I know a police officer or two...
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: phatyo on June 15, 2009, 01:45:22 PM
I got encounters with cops more than the average kid but got out of it without any trouble every time.

Just the other day me and two of my friends were talking about stuff and we lost track of time. Before you know it its 1:50 AM! So I'm like yeah I think I should head home now, got on my bike. I live in a like a little village right next to a big town. The village is like seperated by commuinities and poop. So right before I reach my commuinity a cop rolls out of it. I'm like I wonder what happened in there. The road I was on was seperated between a huge field of grass one going in and the other side going out. I was on the side going in the cop was on the going out side. Next thing you know I was spotted wearing intercourse ing a red hat a chain in my pocket and intercourse ing I<3 NY shirt. He turns around making it a intercourse ing big scene frisks me thinks my chain is a weapon puts my hand behind my back in some very painful maneuver because I was about to reach it to show him its just a chain.
After all the BLA BLA any gang affiliations or Nick names what your eye color where you live and all the other 500 questions they ask you, I was pulled over cause my bike had to head lights. I was intercourse ing mad! 1 hour intercourse ing gone! Nd then after that they drove me home with my bike in the trunk!
>_< They have no lifes!
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: bluaki on June 15, 2009, 02:13:47 PM
I've never really had any contact with a police before at all. I live in a pretty large city, so they're all around, but I don't do anything that is worth a cop's attention.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Titus Andronicus on June 15, 2009, 04:21:38 PM
Quote from: phatyo on June 15, 2009, 01:45:22 PM
I got encounters with cops more than the average kid but got out of it without any trouble every time.

Just the other day me and two of my friends were talking about stuff and we lost track of time. Before you know it its 1:50 AM! So I'm like yeah I think I should head home now, got on my bike. I live in a like a little village right next to a big town. The village is like seperated by commuinities and poop. So right before I reach my commuinity a cop rolls out of it. I'm like I wonder what happened in there. The road I was on was seperated between a huge field of grass one going in and the other side going out. I was on the side going in the cop was on the going out side. Next thing you know I was spotted wearing intercourse ing a red hat a chain in my pocket and intercourse ing I<3 NY shirt. He turns around making it a intercourse ing big scene frisks me thinks my chain is a weapon puts my hand behind my back in some very painful maneuver because I was about to reach it to show him its just a chain.
After all the BLA BLA any gang affiliations or Nick names what your eye color where you live and all the other 500 questions they ask you, I was pulled over cause my bike had to head lights. I was intercourse ing mad! 1 hour intercourse ing gone! Nd then after that they drove me home with my bike in the trunk!
>_< They have no lifes!
im guessing youre a black kid
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: Omega12 on June 15, 2009, 04:55:51 PM
That was somewhat funny, somewhat disturbing and somewhat ...

I liked the part about bleeding form the wood chips.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: L10 on June 15, 2009, 05:02:22 PM
Oh we've gotten the cops called on us for shooting fireworks, but they usually just give you a lecture on how dangerous they are =|

Like we don't know.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on June 15, 2009, 05:11:14 PM
I've never actaully been to jail before, but I have been in trouble with the police around here before... Only a couple times though D:  But my uncle and grandpa used to be police officers, so I usually get away with stuff :P

Once when I was about... 13 or something, a cop pulled up behind me while I was on my bike (With no helmet) and told me to stop over the loudspeaker thing, I ran. He reconized me a couple hours later downtown >_>   Just stuff like that.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: phatyo on June 15, 2009, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on June 15, 2009, 04:21:38 PM
im guessing youre a black kid
Nope I'm one of those who others think I wish to be black. Lol, until they get to know me.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: GreatGonzales106 on June 15, 2009, 11:28:58 PM
Nothing even remotely recently. The only time I remember was when I was maybe 7 or 8 and I called 911 on a pay phone not knowing that you don't need to put money in for 911. The police came and then they got a little annoyed but were understanding and left.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on June 16, 2009, 11:04:31 AM
Quote from: GreatGonzales106 on June 15, 2009, 11:28:58 PM
Nothing even remotely recently. The only time I remember was when I was maybe 7 or 8 and I called 911 on a pay phone not knowing that you don't need to put money in for 911. The police came and then they got a little annoyed but were understanding and left.
I did that before too :P
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: The Seventh on June 16, 2009, 07:44:20 PM
That reminds me, my firend recently got arrested for sliding on the hood of a car.

Now the police think he's a total vagina cleaning device for some reason.  He didn't even dent it.
Title: Re: so that intercourse ing just happened
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 16, 2009, 08:15:32 PM
Quote from: SolidSNK on June 15, 2009, 04:21:38 PM
im guessing youre a black kid
He thinks he is, but he's painfully white.
Title: Re: so that f***ing just happened
Post by: Indigo on June 17, 2009, 11:08:32 PM
Not sure how to respond to something like this...So I'll just have to congratulate you for your..uh...accomplishment?

Seriously though, WTF? Interesting read though =V