Here's my idea.
The game is called Super Crazy Awesome Shooter 5. Why 5? It was just too awesome for 1-4. You play as a space marine and have a gun that shoots rainbows and happiness.
In the end you learn that your father is actually your mother and brother at the same time. It's a very deep and touching story that will keep the player at the back of his seat.
PC Exclusive, MSRP $0.00. Goes on sale now.
That made me smile. A lot.
Thread of the Year!
...Sounds much like my life...
...I shall be famous through this game...
EXPLOSIONS
BEST GAME EVER
ALRIGHT HERE'S THE DEAL YOU'RE THIS BLACK SCOTTISH GUY ONLY WEARING A KILT AND HE HAS A HUGE GUN THE SIZE OF OREGON AND WHEN YOU FIRE IT HE LIFTS UP HIS KILT AND SCREAMS KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AND YOU WIN THE GAME
Quote from: Kilroy has a cheap suit on July 09, 2009, 04:20:56 PM
EXPLOSIONS
BEST GAME EVER
ALRIGHT HERE'S THE DEAL YOU'RE THIS BLACK SCOTTISH GUY ONLY WEARING A KILT AND HE HAS A HUGE GUN THE SIZE OF OREGON AND WHEN YOU FIRE IT HE LIFTS UP HIS KILT AND SCREAMS KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM AND YOU WIN THE GAME
So you play as the Demoman?
Holy crap it beats snake boxer 5 which revolutionized the game industry with the inroduction of... the health meter!
Code Monkies: It's called Super Mega Bro Bro. It's about this guy from a Frat House who gets powers from drinking Brews and banging chicks. His name's Dean and he bangs tons of chicks...and then, this one day, this skank calls the cops, but it's cool cause his bros are cool and then his Dad give the D.A cash. Ya, so they throw this kegger to celebrate and "so dude what up" "another kegger of course."
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NINTENDO BATTLE: SO BASICALLY, IT'S LIKE MARVEL VS. CAPCOM, ONLY IT'S NINTENDO EXECUTIVES VS NINTENDO CHARACTERS. YOU CAN ACTUALLY BEAT SAKURAI DOWN WITH MARIO EVERY TIME HE SAYS SOMETHING CRAPPY ABOUT HOW AWESOME BRAWL IS.
A shump.
You control a penis.
You're an insane Russian chef in Jamaica. Suddenly the town is beamed by Aliens and all the citizens turn into vicious radish zombies. With your trusty garden equipment, your task is to kill all the radish zombies and stop the aliens!
It's called Dren!
You play as a kid playing on the computer! He goes on weird forums, dumb websites, YouTube, and jacks off to porn!
Quote from: JrDude ♪ on July 09, 2009, 06:01:30 PM
It's called Dren!
You play as a kid playing on the computer! He goes on weird forums, dumb websites, YouTube, and jacks off to porn!
http://www.forumwarz.com/
:-\
Needs moar Penmoet.
game over
You play as Billy Mays, trying to persuade hookers and porn stars to endorse your product.
IT'S LIKE WORLD OF WARCRAFT
BUT
YOU CONTROL IT WITH A GUITAR HERO GUITAR
TO FIGHT ENEMIES, YOU PLAY SONGS
EVERY MISSED NOTES DAMAGES YOU
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 10, 2009, 12:37:00 PM
YOU CONTROL IT WITH A GUITAR HERO GUITAR
TO FIGHT ENEMIES, YOU PLAY SONGS
You inject Heroin into your arm and you chase a magica dragon, even though you can't catch it.
Quote from: Mario583 on July 11, 2009, 03:23:54 PM
You inject Heroin into your arm and you chase a magica dragon, even though you can't catch it.
No.
Quote from: Mario583 on July 11, 2009, 03:23:54 PM
You inject Heroin into your arm and you chase a magica dragon, even though you can't catch it.
You didn't create that. Don't be lazy and steal ideas!
Left 4 NSFCD.
You must survive through hoards of gays with amazing weapons like axes, Vive, AC/DC, and Jesus Christ's love.
If you can make it to the end, you will be rescued by Clint Eastwood.
Maybe the New Game+ would be using Gran Torino Clint Eastwood with his shotgun.
But he didn't kill anyone in the movie. :(