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Title: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: phatyo on July 09, 2009, 08:59:11 PM
Around 3 in the morning I get a blocked call. Knowing it was just going to be another stupid prank call I picked up, but this one was very different. See this one instead of a girl was a man. Not just any man but a man who had a girlish voice who was reading outloud my about me on myspace. So as tipical me I played along acting like I was gay too. So we went along yada yada. Until this dude started naming things that happened in my life. He knew everything and who came over my house what time and what date where I live who I hang out with. My style, he even knew who I lost my virginity too and how it wasnt in America. So I started getting creeped out how this dude knew everything about me from start to finish. Thinking oh it must just be one of my friend's friends Aaron cause he knows all of this and is probably right next to him telling him this. So the dude said LOL WHOSE Aaron? I said stfu lol his right next to you. He told me call Aaron and 3 way him into the phone call. So I did, turns out this dude has a very manly voice and gets mad easily. Aaron called him a vagina-y and told him were he lives just to sound macho, the dude said I'm going to intercourse  you up I'm coming over right now vagina-y and I'm going to intercourse  you up ect. Then he hung up me and Aaron start laughing thinking lol wtf? Then aarons gates to his commuinity call his house. His parents let the dude in by accident. Aaron then went outside to see the dude and he got jumped.
ALL OVER A FUCKING 3 IN THE MORNING PRANK CALL! NOW I OWE AARON FUCKING JORDANS CAUSE HE GOT BEAT UP CAUSE OF ME!


Not like anyone here cares but why do people act that way? Why does something so serious have to happen from something thats suppose to be a joke? Anything like this ever happen to you?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 09, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Magnum on July 09, 2009, 09:01:56 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 09, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Kilroy on July 09, 2009, 09:02:06 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 09, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: phatyo on July 09, 2009, 09:02:48 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 09, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
Wait, what?
My friend got beat up cause I got pranked called, He got beat up by the Prank caller......
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Smashin on July 09, 2009, 09:05:34 PM
Quote from: phatyo on July 09, 2009, 09:02:48 PM
My friend got beat up cause I got pranked called, He got beat up by the Prank caller......

You need tougher friends.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 09, 2009, 09:06:02 PM
And how did he get beat up?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: phatyo on July 09, 2009, 09:07:23 PM
Quote from: Smashyn on July 09, 2009, 09:05:34 PM
You need tougher friends.
Well I did my homework cause I got creeped that this dude knows my life. His a stalker! But I found this dude is on the Football team and is pretty dam big. My friend didn't stand a chance :/
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: phatyo on July 09, 2009, 09:08:26 PM
Quote from: JNFS2014 on July 09, 2009, 09:06:02 PM
And how did he get beat up?
The guy that Prank called me went over his house and they fought :/ more like he got the poop kicked out of him.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 09, 2009, 09:09:58 PM
Wait, you lost your virginity? And he knew how?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Magnum on July 09, 2009, 09:12:47 PM
This is what your friend gets for allowing you to have a MySpace.

Doesn't he know that giving out information can get your friends beat up and/or raped by a football player.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Smashin on July 09, 2009, 09:17:42 PM
Quote from: phatyo on July 09, 2009, 09:07:23 PM
Well I did my homework cause I got creeped that this dude knows my life. His a stalker! But I found this dude is on the Football team and is pretty dam big. My friend didn't stand a chance :/

I wouldn't intercourse  around with football players. They are tough as nails and eat razorblades for breakfast.

So is your friend just a wuss?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Magnum on July 09, 2009, 09:20:33 PM
Smashyn...

please come meet my Football team. They are tough as a nice kitten and eat Frosted Flakes because THEIR GRRRRRRRRRRREAT
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: L10 on July 09, 2009, 09:22:39 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 09, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
Wait, what?

Quote from: Smashyn on July 09, 2009, 09:05:34 PM
You need tougher friends.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: SkyMyl on July 09, 2009, 09:26:14 PM
I lost my understanding of logic after reading this thread.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Kilroy on July 09, 2009, 09:28:08 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on July 09, 2009, 09:26:14 PM
I lost my understanding of logic after reading this thread.
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Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 09, 2009, 09:35:34 PM
Hey, people who just quoted other people and added nothing to the thread.
Enjoy your 5% warning.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: L10 on July 09, 2009, 09:37:03 PM
The day before today was so frigged up =/ :


It was a stormy day, but this one wasn't the same as the others, it had manly lightning, not girly lightning. And I was walking down the street all gangster like and I was freaked out by this lightning and how it was so manly. And then I got to my friends house and I asked him to make me feel happy inside so I can walk home and then a manly rainbow struck my friend.

THE RAINBOW MELTED HIS HEAD SO I HAVE TO BUY HIM A NEW HEAD! ALL BECAUSE I WASN'T HAPPY INSIDE.

....


Did I do good? i dunno where that came from it came from that rainbow over there guyz
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Kilroy on July 09, 2009, 09:37:33 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on July 09, 2009, 09:35:34 PM
Hey, people who just quoted other people and added nothing to the thread.
Enjoy your 5% warning.
Oh, we're taking this thread seriously?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Smashin on July 09, 2009, 09:44:22 PM
Quote from: Kilroy has a cheap suit on July 09, 2009, 09:37:33 PM
Oh, we're taking this thread seriously?

The internet is serious business. >:(
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Captain Justice on July 09, 2009, 09:46:30 PM
Jesus christ people its not that hard to understand.

And how did the guy know everything about you?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Magnum on July 09, 2009, 09:53:16 PM
Quote from: Kilroy has a cheap suit on July 09, 2009, 09:37:33 PM
Oh, we're taking this thread seriously?
Kinda what I was thinking O.o

WAIT! serious.
GO KICK HIS A$$ FOR YOUR FRIEND! SHOW THAT FOOTBALL PLAYER THAT BAT IS BETTER THAN CLEAT!
Better?
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Chaos on July 09, 2009, 10:07:38 PM
Okay, I understand how your friend got beat up. But how did the guy know everything about you? That's not really a prank call, that's more of a creeper call if he stalks you like that.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Kilroy on July 09, 2009, 10:15:58 PM
Quote from: Chaos on July 09, 2009, 10:07:38 PM
Okay, I understand how your friend got beat up. But how did the guy know everything about you? That's not really a prank call, that's more of a creeper call if he stalks you like that.
1. Phatyo probably puts every single piece of information about himself on MySpace.
2. He probably has his profile set to public.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 09, 2009, 10:18:02 PM
Cool story bro.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Kilroy on July 09, 2009, 10:22:04 PM
Quote from: JNFS2014 on July 09, 2009, 10:18:02 PM
Cool story bro.
Perfect time to use it, brother in riveting tales.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Friendly Hostile on July 09, 2009, 10:44:30 PM
Phatyo, you forget, none of us care about what happens to you.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Doodle on July 09, 2009, 10:50:34 PM
Wait. Your friend gave some random stalker his address, then went outside? At 3am?
He kind of walked into that one. :\
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on July 09, 2009, 10:59:41 PM
I didn't even bother reading that whole story, but lol for you having a myspace.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: DededeCloneChris on July 09, 2009, 11:42:02 PM
Quote from: バシャーモ-せんぱい on July 09, 2009, 10:59:41 PM
I didn't even bother reading that whole story, but lol for you having a myspace.
Or like Morooka from Persona 4 says: "My-places"
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Mutilator7 on July 10, 2009, 08:14:29 AM
Wall of text blocks anyone with any clue of what's going on...
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Mario583 on July 10, 2009, 09:58:04 AM
Quote from: JNFS2014 on July 09, 2009, 09:09:58 PM
Wait, you lost your virginity? And he knew how?
He was there! :O
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 10, 2009, 10:25:34 AM
I don't see why you have to buy your friend anything...

If it's that early in the morning ...

1. His parents are CRAZY for letting somebody IN... By accident anyway... they should of known better. That is no excuse and they should be held accountable.

2. Your friend is Moron for going out there that early just to see who it is.

3. They need to file a police report or something....

4. Overall it's not you're fault.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Totla on July 10, 2009, 10:33:22 AM
Quote from: Smashyn on July 09, 2009, 09:17:42 PM
I wouldn't intercourse  around with football players. They are tough as nails and eat razorblades for breakfast.

So is your friend just a wuss?
I bet you use milk. :|
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Smashin on July 10, 2009, 11:36:04 AM
Quote from: Tortylla on July 10, 2009, 10:33:22 AM
I bet you use milk. :|

Are you kidding? I eat them dry and wash it down with acid. :|
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: whatwewishfor on July 10, 2009, 12:01:37 PM
o no
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Captain Justice on July 10, 2009, 03:11:27 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on July 10, 2009, 10:25:34 AM
I don't see why you have to buy your friend anything...

If it's that early in the morning ...

1. His parents are CRAZY for letting somebody IN... By accident anyway... they should of known better. That is no excuse and they should be held accountable.

2. Your friend is Moron for going out there that early just to see who it is.

3. They need to file a police report or something....

4. Overall it's not you're fault.
ya for real don't give him poop
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: Totla on July 10, 2009, 04:07:37 PM
Quote from: Smashyn on July 10, 2009, 11:36:04 AM
Are you kidding? I eat them dry and wash it down with acid. :|
Pussy. I wait until they rust and have tetanus and then put the black death on them. Then I skydive from outer space with no parachute into a erupting volcano and go to the center of the earth and then eat them with a side of molten metal. And then I bang your mom with my 14 meter cock. :|
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: phatyo on July 10, 2009, 11:21:54 PM
Quote from: Kilroy has a cheap suit on July 09, 2009, 10:15:58 PM
1. Phatyo probably puts every single piece of information about himself on MySpace.
2. He probably has his profile set to public.
No -.- my theory is I'm a famous local person. This dude knew alot about me. Way more than he needs to. As in stuff that wrnt on my myspace he was telling me. Stuff only my close friends know. So yeah I know who the kid is now and idk which one of my friends told him :/. No one hangs out with this kid! So my theory should be correct. I live in a very small town that's very dramatic and nothing ever happens here so I think I'm right.
But hey I'm a white kid that thinks his black:) I mean seriously look at my wigger ass that dosnt play video games all day. Oh god! I must be a wigger. 
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: yes.derek on July 10, 2009, 11:28:30 PM
Damn son, your life sounds interesting lol. You can just send the jordans my way if you please.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: phatyo on July 11, 2009, 02:04:43 AM
He called me back 5 minutes ago! What if he comes over my house!
I didn't pick up this time.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so f***ed up :/
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 11, 2009, 08:20:12 AM
Wigger.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: Dog Food on July 11, 2009, 10:09:32 AM
That sucks, but your friend fell into that one. How is giving his address making him tough? As for the stalker... Throw his ass in jail. You can tell the cops all about the phone call, how he came to your friend's house and beat him up, and you can tell them who the kid is since you apparently know him... There you go, problem solved.
Title: Re: Yesterday was so intercourse ed up :/
Post by: phatyo on July 12, 2009, 09:32:43 PM
Quote from: KJ on July 11, 2009, 10:09:32 AM
That sucks, but your friend fell into that one. How is giving his address making him tough? As for the stalker... Throw his ass in jail. You can tell the cops all about the phone call, how he came to your friend's house and beat him up, and you can tell them who the kid is since you apparently know him... There you go, problem solved.
Then all his friends burn down my house while I'm sleeping in it. I'm good lol. I solved the problem already. His done with me.