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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Doodle on July 28, 2009, 05:30:13 PM

Title: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Doodle on July 28, 2009, 05:30:13 PM
http://www.massively.com/2009/07/28/theres-a-er-twilight-mmo-coming/

World of Warcraft is dead...at the hands of girls everywhere playing the Twilight MMO.
Well, it's definitely a good way to get some cash, I'll give them that. >_>
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Captain Justice on July 28, 2009, 05:38:28 PM
this game prolly won't do good.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Kilroy on July 28, 2009, 05:41:05 PM
oh good intercourse ing god get in the car
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: SkyMyl on July 28, 2009, 06:18:52 PM
I think my heart just stopped beating.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Custom on July 28, 2009, 06:54:44 PM
Not just WoW.
Gaming.
Just like how Twilight killed books and movies.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on July 28, 2009, 06:57:02 PM
Oh intercourse .
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Triforce_Luigi on July 28, 2009, 07:26:23 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on July 28, 2009, 06:54:44 PM
Not just WoW.
Gaming.
Just like how Twilight killed books and movies.

Would it be considered wrong if I just gave up on the human race now?
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Linkman on July 28, 2009, 07:32:07 PM
Oh god this is horrible.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: SkyMyl on July 28, 2009, 07:38:02 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on July 28, 2009, 07:26:23 PM
Would it be considered wrong if I just gave up on the human race now?
No, not anymore.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Ron on July 28, 2009, 07:47:29 PM
Jesus.
FML.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Tupin on July 28, 2009, 08:21:11 PM
I honestly thought a Harry Potter MMO would come out first...
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Tsumaru on July 28, 2009, 08:27:35 PM
Alright, into the Vaults.

God help us all.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: jnfs2014 on July 28, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
Inb4 this is posted on FML.

But seriously,

;______;
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Syncopathic on July 28, 2009, 08:34:26 PM
Quote from: Triforce_Luigi on July 28, 2009, 07:26:23 PM
Would it be considered wrong if I just gave up on the human race now?
Now?
Why haven't you done so yet?
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Macawmoses on July 28, 2009, 08:53:16 PM
This is troublesome. Ever since that Martin Luther King fellow, that silly man, these women have been preaching about rights, like they are actually equal with us men. The naive harlets then moved on with their approaches, thinking it would be appropriate to wear shorter skirts, and have even shorter hair. But this, gentlemen, is an outrage. This...game...threatens to take our women out of the kitchen, and sit them down in front of the computer. I haven't had a proper sandwich in years, but now, NOW God darn it, I stand no chance. Oh, roast beef, how I'll miss thou.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Talim on July 28, 2009, 09:03:15 PM
Quote from: Mace on July 28, 2009, 08:53:16 PM
This is troublesome. Ever since that Martin Luther King fellow, that silly man, these women have been preaching about rights, like they are actually equal with us men. The naive harlets then moved on with their approaches, thinking it would be appropriate to wear shorter skirts, and have even shorter hair. But this, gentlemen, is an outrage. This...game...threatens to take our women out of the kitchen, and sit them down in front of the computer. I haven't had a proper sandwich in years, but now, NOW God darn it, I stand no chance. Oh, roast beef, how I'll miss thou.
It's okay Mack. I'll still make you sammiches. I'm not going to play that horrid game. ::)
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Captain Justice on July 28, 2009, 10:05:34 PM
oh come on ppl, this game won't even sell that well. Like you said, Twilight's biggest fan base is teenage girls, and about 90% of teenage girls don't own a game system or even car about video games.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Silverhawk79 on July 28, 2009, 10:36:26 PM
brb, smashing stepsister's laptops.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Doodle on July 28, 2009, 11:02:39 PM
Quote from: Echo on July 28, 2009, 10:05:34 PM
oh come on ppl, this game won't even sell that well. Like you said, Twilight's biggest fan base is teenage girls, and about 90% of teenage girls don't own a game system or even car about video games.
But 90% of teenage girls own computers for their MyBooks and FaceSpaces.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: DededeCloneChris on July 28, 2009, 11:03:21 PM
Quote from: Doodle on July 28, 2009, 11:02:39 PM
But 90% of teenage girls own computers for their MyBooks and FaceSpaces.
OH SHI-
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Captain Justice on July 28, 2009, 11:37:44 PM
Quote from: Doodle on July 28, 2009, 11:02:39 PM
But 90% of teenage girls own computers for their MyBooks and FaceSpaces.
so, they still won't play intercourse ing video games.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: DededeCloneChris on July 29, 2009, 12:26:20 AM
Quote from: Echo on July 28, 2009, 11:37:44 PM
so, they still won't play intercourse ing video games.
They do everything for pretty boys, though. coughTwilightcough.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: X-3 on July 29, 2009, 12:30:49 AM
The sad thing is that it will probably be successful...
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Flying Chickens on July 29, 2009, 01:41:15 AM
Finally! Edward, I'm coming!!!
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on July 29, 2009, 05:41:57 AM
.........

I don't get it, is this game that bad?
(not as if I'd play it, cause I Won't)
But whats the big deal?
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Cecil_and_Kain on July 29, 2009, 06:14:04 AM
A vampire/werewolf MMO would be cool, but not with the Twilight variety of creatures.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: The Seventh on July 29, 2009, 07:38:16 AM
WHAT THE FUCK?

NO.  NO.  NOOOOOOOO.

This is blasphemy.  Utter blasphemy.

Time to bring in the assault rifle, frag grenades, uzi, and take back the internet.
Quote from: Echo on July 28, 2009, 10:05:34 PM
oh come on ppl, this game won't even sell that well. Like you said, Twilight's biggest fan base is teenage girls, and about 90% of teenage girls don't own a game system or even car about video games.
Thank the lord that my girl doesn't like twilight, cuz she will play games.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Lotos on July 29, 2009, 09:44:42 AM
I'm forbidding my girlfriend to play it.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Ron on July 29, 2009, 10:59:43 AM
Luckily the SMART girls don't like Twilight. :]
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Lotos on July 29, 2009, 02:13:27 PM
Quote from: Ron on July 29, 2009, 10:59:43 AM
Luckily the SMART girls don't like Twilight. :]

In our school, that book generally means the opposite, or it used to, like WoW originally I think.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Ron on July 29, 2009, 03:53:39 PM
Quote from: Lotos on July 29, 2009, 02:13:27 PM
In our school, that book generally means the opposite, or it used to, like WoW originally I think.
Well that's a shame.
I don't consider the smart girls and the popular girls in the same sort of group, cuz most are f*cking idiots.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Lotos on July 29, 2009, 04:36:36 PM
Quote from: Ron on July 29, 2009, 03:53:39 PM
Well that's a shame.
I don't consider the smart girls and the popular girls in the same sort of group, cuz most are f*cking idiots.

It was a friend's theory.  After I saw a whore reading it, the theory went out the window.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: yes.derek on July 29, 2009, 07:15:29 PM
That just killed any boner i might have gotten for the next 10 or so years.
Thanks alot.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Sgt.Chilly on July 30, 2009, 06:05:41 AM
Oh no this won't affect me at all except that I might be able to use it as a means of hitting on chicks.

*Edit*

Also I intercourse ing hate WoW.  Let the motherintercourse er burn.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: Mutilator7 on July 30, 2009, 12:09:28 PM
That sounds stupid.
Title: Re: WoW Killer Confirmed
Post by: whatwewishfor on August 01, 2009, 10:09:18 PM
no i play it idiot