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Title: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Jono2 on August 09, 2009, 09:12:33 PM
(transformers, GI Joe)

and why do they end up mediocre instead of good or bad?  (Good being good because its a good movie, bad being good because then they stop making poop)

I mean, honestly.  What's next, Lego?  Who comes up with these ideas?  DERP HERP LETS MAEK A GI JOE MOVIE
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: jnfs2014 on August 09, 2009, 09:20:30 PM
Some five year old kid in China.

OH MY GOSH IT'S BARBIE LIVE ACTION MOVIE!
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Jono2 on August 09, 2009, 09:23:58 PM
Quote from: JNFS2014 on August 09, 2009, 09:20:30 PM
Some five year old kid in China.

OH MY GOSH IT'S BARBIE LIVE ACTION MOVIE!

WITH KEN OMAIGAADDDDDD
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Water ☮ on August 09, 2009, 09:51:46 PM
it's not a toy but, Jake Gyllenhal(sp?) as the Prince of Persia :|

wat?
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Jono2 on August 09, 2009, 10:03:47 PM
Quote from: Water. on August 09, 2009, 09:51:46 PM
it's not a toy but, Jake Gyllenhal(sp?) as the Prince of Persia :|

wat?

I know

I mean, there hasn't been a good video game movie yet, why do they keep on trying?
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Custom on August 10, 2009, 06:38:43 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488982/

(http://www.crystalsky.com/images/miniposters/CASTLEVANIA.png)

I might as well kill myself now. :(
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 08:43:39 AM
And people wonder why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the major studios when I go into film making. All they do is make bad licensed movies and can't come up with a single idea on their own.

Vic Mignona (Ed Elric, Broly, dozens of other characters) had it right when he said this: "The best movies nowadays are independent films, because they're the only ones that care anymore."
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Mystic on August 10, 2009, 10:32:32 AM
How is Transformers poopty?
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 11:17:10 AM
Quote from: Mystic on August 10, 2009, 10:32:32 AM
How is Transformers s***ty?
utterly pointless human characters, some of the most lowbrow humor ever, almost racist at points in the second one, oh, and let's not forget it's freakin' Michael Bay, the guy who gets paid to record explosions and Megan Fox's ass and tells the Special Effects department to fill in the rest.
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: HTA! on August 10, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
Transformers 2 wasn't a cinematic masterpiece.
But it was entertaining.

Therefore, good movie?
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 11:47:56 AM
I have to say again, it's intercourse ing Michael Bay. The dude wouldn't know proper storytelling or basic film composition if you gave him the intercourse ing textbook.

T2 was only saved from being the worst film of the year because of Dragonball Evolution happened just before it. Hell will freeze over when Michael Bay makes a good movie that isn't "LOTS AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS AND CG"
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: Gwen Khan on August 10, 2009, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: HTA on August 10, 2009, 11:42:28 AM
Transformers 2 wasn't a cinematic masterpiece.
But it was entertaining.

Therefore, good movie?

isn't it like the worst rated, highest grossing movie of all time?
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 01:06:36 PM
Quote from: Tom Servo on August 10, 2009, 01:02:00 PM
isn't it like the worst rated, highest grossing movie of all time?
cuz people are stupid and will follow terrible advertising as long as a famous name is smacked on top of it for no good reason.


Also people wonder why I have no friends  ;D
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Jono2 on August 10, 2009, 02:43:57 PM
Quote from: Mystic on August 10, 2009, 10:32:32 AM
How is Transformers poopty?

never said it was poopty, but its a poopty premise.

But it is poopty, simply because it has Shia LeBoeuf.

The first one was decent (definitely not bad, the non-Shia parts.  Not great though, thus Mediocre), the second one was "what the intercourse  am i watching?"
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Mystic on August 10, 2009, 03:53:31 PM
Haven't seen T2, but the first kicked ass.
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: DededeCloneChris on August 10, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
I learned that producers watch what popular is today. They exploit famous franchises and turn them "better."

You'll see the next time a Live Action Naruto movie comes out.

...Or A Full Metal Alchemist one.
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: HTA! on August 10, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
Quote from: Tom Servo on August 10, 2009, 01:02:00 PM
isn't it like the worst rated, highest grossing movie of all time?
My point exactly.

People who rate movies either think too highly of themselves or think the general public will listen to them and care. (none of you guys D:)

I'll buy T2 because it was fun to watch.
If I'm looking for cinematic genius, I can look elsewhere.

But as far as a fun summer blockbuster goes, it was entertaining.
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these s***ty ideas for movies
Post by: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 06:50:20 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on August 10, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
I learned that producers watch what popular is today. They exploit famous franchises and turn them "better."

You'll see the next time a Live Action Naruto movie comes out.

...Or A Full Metal Alchemist one.
I WILL KEEL THEM! I SHALL RIP OFF THEIR HEADS AND FEED THEM TO MY NEIGHBORS ROTTWEILER! THEY WOULD BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY AND I SHALL TORTURE THEM IN THE MOST INHUMANE WAYS THAT COULD POSSIBLY BE CONCEIVED. I WOULD MAKE SURE OF IT! 
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Zovistograt on August 11, 2009, 08:22:36 AM
Or you could do what I do and pretend these things don't exist if they do.

That's what I did for the H2G2 movie.  Never seen it, never will.  I love the books too much to go through that.
Title: Re: Who keeps coming up with these poopty ideas for movies
Post by: Jono2 on August 11, 2009, 02:55:35 PM
Quote from: Zovistograt on August 11, 2009, 08:22:36 AM
Or you could do what I do and pretend these things don't exist if they do.

That's what I did for the H2G2 movie.  Never seen it, never will.  I love the books too much to go through that.

I saw it and regretted it immediately thereafter.

do not watch it.  It's pooptyterrible.


I did the same thing as you for The Golden Compass.  I refuse to watch it, because I know it is terrible.  I don't want to spoil the books with intercourse ing nicole kidman and james bond.