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Title: Even though they said this was real, I pray that it's a joke.
Post by: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 07:53:52 PM

http://kotaku.com/5334428/nintendos-shameful-inflatable-horse+riding-wii-controller (http://kotaku.com/5334428/nintendos-shameful-inflatable-horse+riding-wii-controller)

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2009/08/ridingshame.jpg)

Please Nintendo, for the love of god, tell me you're joking. This can NOT be real. For the love of god Nintendo STOP MAKING STUPID PERIPHERALS! Ugh, I don't know what's worse, the Vitality sensor or this ;_;

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Post by: JrDude on August 10, 2009, 07:59:33 PM

Future sex game is coming.

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Post by: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 08:09:56 PM

Quote from: JrDude ♪ on August 10, 2009, 07:59:33 PM
Future sex game is coming.

Dude, totally. Ironically that game would probably get the most use out of that thing @_@;;
Nintendo would NOT be pleased.

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Post by: SkyMyl on August 10, 2009, 08:10:37 PM

I think people are just getting ahead of themselves...

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Post by: JrDude on August 10, 2009, 08:11:31 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 08:09:56 PM
Dude, totally. Ironically that game would probably get the most use out of that thing @_@;;
Nintendo would NOT be pleased.

No it wouldn't, I have a feeling that if it's real, it will be used on the next Zelda game for riding Epona. Then they will use it for many other things that would fail.

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Post by: Qsmash on August 10, 2009, 08:14:11 PM

lol we're not too far from this now.

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Post by: Nayrman on August 10, 2009, 08:16:20 PM

Quote from: JrDude ♪ on August 10, 2009, 08:11:31 PM
No it wouldn't, I have a feeling that if it's real, it will be used on the next Zelda game for riding Epona. Then they will use it for many other things that would fail.

Hopefully Nintendo isn't stupid enough to put this into the next Zelda.
Well, they would if they wanted to never sell a game to a core gamer ever again.

@QSMAHBRO: *shivers* guuuhhh.....

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Post by: JrDude on August 10, 2009, 08:18:46 PM

Quote from: Qsmashbro on August 10, 2009, 08:14:11 PM
lol we're not too far from this now.

We have a game close enough, I actually don't remember that game, but you moved the Wii remote up and down quickly 'till the thing in your hand exploded in the game.

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Post by: jnfs2014 on August 10, 2009, 08:29:49 PM

And if there was a belt that you hooked the Wiimote to and pushed?

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Post by: StarWindWizard7 on August 10, 2009, 08:58:18 PM

Quote from: Qsmashbro on August 10, 2009, 08:14:11 PM
lol we're not too far from this now.

LOL, I saw this (I just saw it) I laughed so hard! :D

I can't believe I even missed this on Robot Chicken.

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Post by: WiiGuy on August 11, 2009, 05:50:53 AM

Well, it doesn't look like Nintendo is moving to the 'core' gamers anytime soon....

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Post by: Jono2 on August 11, 2009, 02:51:18 PM

i came here to post this lol

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Post by: Custom on August 17, 2009, 04:09:43 AM

Lol, manbaby.

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Post by: Macawmoses on August 17, 2009, 11:00:53 PM

Made me laugh. I'm not sure why they think that would be remotely popular.

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Post by: Nayrman on August 18, 2009, 08:29:25 AM

Quote from: Rhadamanthus on August 17, 2009, 11:00:53 PM
Made me laugh. I'm not sure why they think that would be remotely popular.

You forget the limits of Nintendo' stupidity. Remember, they made WiiMusic and Friend Codes

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Post by: Zero on August 18, 2009, 07:51:27 PM

Wii Vitality Sensor lol

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Post by: Nayrman on August 20, 2009, 03:58:15 PM

Quote from: Zero on August 18, 2009, 07:51:27 PM
Wii Vitality Sensor lol

Oooh, I know! Connect the Vitality sensor to the horseback riding thingy!
Ultimate sex game! Vitality detects how fast your heart rate is to simulate how horny you are.

*good lord what has my sick mind come up with!?*

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Post by: DededeCloneChris on August 20, 2009, 04:22:09 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on August 20, 2009, 03:58:15 PM
*good lord what has my sick mind come up with!?*

I wondered the same when you said SatSC was a decent/good game.

And heck, let's stop complaining about this and give it a try BEFORE you start criticizing. If this does come, try to at least test it out for yourself and see if you find it useful. Sure, it looks stupid, but it might be decent.

And I support the Wii Vitality Sensor. Creativity is one of Nintendo's strongest points, and you can't disagree with that.

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Post by: Nayrman on August 20, 2009, 04:37:23 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on August 20, 2009, 04:22:09 PM
I wondered the same when you said SatSC was a decent/good game.

And heck, let's stop complaining about this and give it a try BEFORE you start criticizing. If this does come, try to at least test it out for yourself and see if you find it useful. Sure, it looks stupid, but it might be decent.

And I support the Wii Vitality Sensor. Creativity is one of Nintendo's strongest points, and you can't disagree with that.

Don't you mean SatSR?

Uh, dude, I'm sorry, but there is no way both the Vitality and the horseback things are going to work. Hitler will ice skate to work in hell before those two peripherals serve any sort of real use besides the maybe one game Nintendo has for it.

Creativity is one thing, being high on some foreign substance is another...

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Post by: DededeCloneChris on August 20, 2009, 04:56:10 PM

Quote from: Nayrman on August 20, 2009, 04:37:23 PM
Don't you mean SatSR?

Uh, dude, I'm sorry, but there is no way both the Vitality and the horseback things are going to work. Hitler will ice skate to work in hell before those two peripherals serve any sort of real use besides the maybe one game Nintendo has for it.

Creativity is one thing, being high on some foreign substance is another...

Whoops. I meant SatSR.

We'll have to wait until the public tries it (or them) out. And who knows, maybe that horseback thing is just an elaborated image to fool people.

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Post by: Nayrman on August 20, 2009, 04:59:58 PM

Quote from: wiiboychris on August 20, 2009, 04:56:10 PM
Whoops. I meant SatSR.

We'll have to wait until the public tries it (or them) out. And who knows, maybe that horseback thing is just an elaborated image to fool people.

I pray that it's a bluff.
The thing about all these peripherals is that their either just hunks of plastic (Wii Wheel and Zapper) or they'll only be used for a sparingly few amount of games (Rock Band junk, Wii Vitality, Eye Toy). Besides, Nintendo needs to get their original base controller to work all the time first BEFORE they should do any peripherals.

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Post by: JrDude on August 20, 2009, 11:33:58 PM

You don't want a Wii Sex game Nayr? It seems you'll have plenty of time for practice ;)

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Post by: Tsumaru on August 21, 2009, 04:17:00 PM

If anything, it's more functional than a Wii Vitality Sensor.

Nintendo should just stick to the classic way of control.

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Post by: Dog Food on August 21, 2009, 04:25:13 PM

Nintendo even said it was great to use to imitate a horse ride, didn't they? I think they're hinting at using it for a Zelda game. I wouldn't mind trying it out for fun, but I'd get bored quickly. Whatever they use it for, I'm sure they'll have a function to turn it off like they do with most of their controls.

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Post by: Rayquarian on August 21, 2009, 05:20:41 PM

I think I'm the only one who'd enjoy that, but that kid turns me off.

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Post by: Nayrman on August 21, 2009, 08:39:24 PM

Quote from: Dog Food on August 21, 2009, 04:25:13 PM
Nintendo even said it was great to use to imitate a horse ride, didn't they? I think they're hinting at using it for a Zelda game. I wouldn't mind trying it out for fun, but I'd get bored quickly. Whatever they use it for, I'm sure they'll have a function to turn it off like they do with most of their controls.

for the love of god just make the sword fighting fun and leave the rest of it alone god.
We're not complaining about repetitive controls Nintendo, we're complaining that we're getting the exact same game over and over again!

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Post by: Magnum on August 21, 2009, 10:24:20 PM

OMG, I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO RIDE A HORSE!

Just not on the Wii. Seems pretty retarded.

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Post by: Neerb on August 22, 2009, 10:34:26 AM

In my opinion, Wii Remote w/ the Nunchuk (when necessary) and the Wii Motion Plus (improves on original) should be Wii's only control. Gamecube controllers are for gamecube games, Classic controller is for Classic games, and we don't need a semiannual shell or one-time peripheral. I got the Wii to play Wii, not neo-Gamecube and not a bunch of completely different arcade games.

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Post by: Triforceman22 on August 22, 2009, 11:30:15 AM

By now, I just don't give a intercourse anymore.
Until they bring out something half-decent....

But yeah. I laughed at how pathetic this is.

NSFCD

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