Now, this is a story all about how
My shell got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I had my ass handed to me by some dumb Plumb-air
In some cold cave, born and raised
On the water was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out shellin' breathin' fire all cool
And all becomin' the king of the turtles
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my Mushroom Kingdomhood
I got in one little fight and had my ass handed to me
So I said "I'm stealing your Princess"
I whistled for my Clown Car and when it came near
The license plate said B0WS3R and it had shrooms in the mirror
If anything I can say this Clown Car is fine
But I thought 'I'd probably not fit in it' - 'Yo homes to Princess Peaches Castle!'
I pulled up to the Castle about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Clown Car 'I can breathe fire, ninny'
I looked at my Castle
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom
copypastes are cool
I'd hardly call it an "original" piece of work, it being in essence, the Fresh Prince theme and all.
It's definitely a piece of work though.
Repost of a repost of a repost.