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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: JrDude on August 22, 2009, 10:00:07 PM

Title: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: JrDude on August 22, 2009, 10:00:07 PM
Well another cousin of mine is visiting, an old man, who I wouldn't be surprised is still a virgin, the only girlfriend I recall him having looks as old as my gramma. He is incredibly annoying, earlier today, he said this to my sister (19 years old), "Wow, what a pretty lady. If I were your father I'd lock you up because you're so beautiful, I mean, I wouldn't be able to resist" (Maybe not those exact words, but close enough), creepy right? Right now, he's arguing with my gramma, "Why aren't there any pictures of me in the house? I thought I made a difference in your lives, I thought you guys loved me, and blah didly blah." Yes cuz, when someone has 7 kids who all have kids of their own, and they don't have a picture of every single member of the family in their house, it means they only love the ones they have a picture of.
I'd say more, but if I said them all I'd be able to write a couple pages of patheticness, a couple pages of anoyingness, and a dozen pages saying things I forgot to mention on those other pages.

Anyway, got any annoying family members? (brothers/sisters don't count)
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Dog Food on August 22, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
No, I actually like my family D: I have these younger cousins (well, their mom is my cousin, so does that make them second cousins?) who can be really loud and annoying. Basically, young kids are attached to me and listen to anything I say. I've played 'Slaves' with younger kids before, and they found it fun to go get me things as I sat on my ass and ordered them around. I should abuse this power more, but I'm nice. So, these cousins are younger and can sometimes be annoying, especially when they are loud and talking to me. Seriously, this one cousin, as she talks she gets louder and louder and louder...

But there aren't any family members that I can't stand. I don't see my family a lot because most of them either live out-of-country or out-of-state.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: JrDude on August 22, 2009, 10:36:23 PM
Well this guy is my grandma's nephew, so he's probably my second cousin or something, but I wasn't gonna get all technical there.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on August 22, 2009, 11:15:46 PM
I have one, athough not quite annoying but terribly TERRIBLY boring. She's my (step) grandmother and all she talks about is history...and I'm not kidding here. That's litterally the only thing she'll talk about. If you are in conversation with her, it doesn't matter what you're talking about. She'll hijack it and change the subject completely. The rest of the family hates her too. :|
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Custom on August 22, 2009, 11:26:04 PM
My cousin is fat and ugly but she thinks she is a princess.
I rage every time I talk to her.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Dr.Hobo2 on August 22, 2009, 11:28:32 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on August 22, 2009, 11:26:04 PM
My cousin is fat and ugly but she thinks she is a princess.
I rage every time I talk to her.
lulz...there's a game called Fat Princess. XP

But, back on topic. I have two very young cousins and it's basically the same situation as Dog Food except I DON'T TREAT THEM LIKE SLAVES! D:...But maybe I should. :-\
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Dog Food on August 22, 2009, 11:36:20 PM
Quote from: Chester A. Bum on August 22, 2009, 11:28:32 PM
lulz...there's a game called Fat Princess. XP

But, back on topic. I have two very young cousins and it's basically the same situation as Dog Food except I DON'T TREAT THEM LIKE SLAVES! D:...But maybe I should. :-\
I don't treat them like slaves D: I just can. Although I don't really want slaves, my friends do and will sometimes try and get me to get them to give them stuff.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Qsmash on August 23, 2009, 07:59:20 AM
My little cousins annoy the intercourse  out of me. Just yesterday, the little intercourse tard wanted to play Sonic Heroes, but he didn't know how to play. So, I put him the tutorial mode, and he said that he didn't want to listen because it took too long. Then I argued that he wasn't gonna learn how to play if he didn't listen to instructions. A little bit later when I was eating some pizza, I left to get a Sprite. I come back, set my sprite on the table, he grabs my half eaten pizza and ask if I was still eating it.  :|

I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH FUCKING PIZZA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
WHAT MADE IT WORSE IS THAT HE WAS COUGHING AND HAD TO TOUCH EVERY FUCKING THING ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

/rage.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Eizweir on August 23, 2009, 11:38:30 AM
I have so many cousins (my mom was the youngest of eight) that I'm amazed there isn't any that I can't stand.  Some can get annoying, but I just stay away from them.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Tsumaru on August 23, 2009, 11:48:41 AM
C-c-c-c-cool story, bro.

Anyway, I have tons of cousins, since my folks are from big families.  Almost every one of them is annoying in some way.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Triforceman22 on August 23, 2009, 12:21:09 PM
My aunt adopted two russian kids a while back.
One won't leave me the intercourse  alone, and is quite mental.
And one likes to scream. ALOT.

So ya. Bet that you don't have Russian cousins.
i kinda wish I didn't either.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on August 23, 2009, 06:53:17 PM
My grandma. What. A. Bitch.

I thought old lady's were supposed to me nice and sweet, but gosh darn is she a ninny ;_;

We both get mad easy, so you can imagine us together >_>
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Kayo on August 24, 2009, 06:37:13 AM
Quote from: Dog Food on August 22, 2009, 10:31:12 PM
No, I actually like my family D: I have these younger cousins (well, their mom is my cousin, so does that make them second cousins?) who can be really loud and annoying. Basically, young kids are attached to me and listen to anything I say. I've played 'Slaves' with younger kids before, and they found it fun to go get me things as I sat on my ass and ordered them around. I should abuse this power more, but I'm nice. So, these cousins are younger and can sometimes be annoying, especially when they are loud and talking to me. Seriously, this one cousin, as she talks she gets louder and louder and louder...

But there aren't any family members that I can't stand. I don't see my family a lot because most of them either live out-of-country or out-of-state.
For some reason, I don't have any younger cousins in my immediate family, on either side (my mom was the youngest of seven, and my dad's two younger sisters don't have kids) but i have a few around my age. However, when I go a little deeper into second cousins and once-removed cousins, i have practically no one my age. All my little cousins are between 5 and 9 for the most part, and they're usually fine. But sometimes, they can get annoying. I guess my life is like yours, little kids always crowd around me breathing loudly, talking over each other, and spitting in my face. >_>

They won't do what I want though :(
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on August 24, 2009, 09:17:03 AM
Quote from: Phaze on August 23, 2009, 06:53:17 PM
My grandma. What. A. b****.

I thought old lady's were supposed to me nice and sweet, but gosh darn is she a b**** ;_;

We both get mad easy, so you can imagine us together >_>
Lol, sounds like my great aunt.
But she has Dementia and Alzheimer. But she's always been a bit stubborn in her life...

She raised me for over 23 years...
We had our good times and bad times, but she was extremely hard to handle, let a lone live with.

I don't want to get into details with her because currently I have mixed emotions about Her.

My younger half brother was a spoiled brat, who seemed to get what he wanted and get away with everything.

But that was YEARS ago, now he's up in new york trying to become a Rapper. ::)
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Custom on August 24, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
My brother is annoying, but I think everyone has that problem with siblings.
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: whatwewishfor on August 24, 2009, 06:11:17 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on August 24, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
My brother is annoying, but I think everyone has that problem with siblings.
little buddy does not appreciate that
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Lotos on August 27, 2009, 09:15:27 PM
Rant time!

I told my cousin I lost my v-card.  She tells her little sister and she calls me a perv.  These cousins have the IQ of a borderline retard.  They think they're hot poop.  The older one can speak French, but probably not very great as far as I know.  She's in all "general" classes, one step below the Regents classes, the "normal" classes.  They have all these stupid inside jokes and they use the word epic too much, they don't even know what "epic" means.  "Epic spoon.  Epic jump.  Epic ride.  Epic epic epic epic epic.  OMFG I'M SO RANDUM xD"  They both can't keep boyfriends.  The younger one's latest bf treated her like trash and she "looves him forevrr" and "I miss him :(( </3" and it took her months to realize he treated her like poop.


Now for the lovely transcript =3
[spoiler]
Quoteyounger_cousin is available (11:52:33 PM)
i am TOTALLY over u!!!!!!!
Me (11:52:33 PM): finally
younger_cousin (11:52:45 PM): hey. shut up
Me (11:52:50 PM): took you long enough
younger_cousin (11:53:00 PM): u have no intercourse in idea what poop he put me through
younger_cousin (11:53:05 PM): ...
Me (11:53:14 PM): kristin told me that he treated you like poop
Me (11:53:21 PM): and I assume you just realized it now?
younger_cousin (11:53:30 PM): thats not even the half of it
younger_cousin (11:53:36 PM): just intercourse in but out
Me (11:53:40 PM): me?
Me (11:53:42 PM): ok fine
Me (11:53:53 PM): at least you didn't sleep with him
younger_cousin (11:54:31 PM): i didnt
younger_cousin (11:54:36 PM): but im still a vergin
Me (11:54:39 PM): good
younger_cousin (11:54:41 PM): intercourse in perv
Me (11:54:44 PM): me?
younger_cousin (11:54:46 PM): yea
Me (11:54:52 PM): I said at least you didnt
younger_cousin (11:54:56 PM): kristin told me u and melanie intercourse ed
Me (11:55:00 PM): I didnt state anything
Me (11:55:01 PM): I did not
younger_cousin (11:55:03 PM): how intercourse in gross
Me (11:55:03 PM): thats a lie
younger_cousin (11:55:08 PM): mhm ssssuuurreee
Me (11:55:14 PM): believe what you want
younger_cousin (11:55:23 PM): ok i will
younger_cousin (11:55:28 PM): byee =]
Me (11:55:44 PM): at least I didnt have a poopty bf
Me (11:55:53 PM): and while I'm at it
Me (11:55:57 PM): <!--malicious link was pasted here-->
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: Talim on August 28, 2009, 04:09:13 AM
Yeaaah. I have like 50 cousins on my mom's side because that side of the family is Arab and they're like rabbits when it comes to having kids. :x

So anyways, 50% of those cousins are all babies and argh they're so annoying when we have a family BBQ at one of my aunts' or uncles' houses. Crying and getting into fights with the other babies and then more crying and ugh. ;-; So annoying. ><
Title: Re: My Annoying Cousin
Post by: L10 on August 28, 2009, 08:37:26 AM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on August 24, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
My brother is annoying, but I think everyone has that problem with siblings.
Nope, not for me really....