According to some politicians Pornography is now gay because it makes you want to touch yourself. They say that this is what you think "I enjoy touching myself, therefor i will enjoy touching other (insert your gender here)s junk"
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the politicians who say this are clearly gay
Porn has been around for years....why all of a sudden they gonna jump on the situation NOW is beyond me.
Anyway- Porn will be around for as long as humans are on earth, whether it be in secret or not...
and I can imagine a ton of people upset if "they" try to take it away.
lol
Lol Current Events.
According to that logic, almost all of the internet is now gay.
They think masturbation itself is gay? You might as well say that all sex itself is gay.
That same thought can easily be skewed into something just as silly like "because i don't mind undressing myself (when changing clothes), i clearly don't mind undressing other people of the same sex"
Quote from: Kaptain K. Rool on September 23, 2009, 11:53:42 AM
According to that logic, almost all of the internet is now gay.
Wasn't it that way in the first place
Quote from: Tom Servo on September 23, 2009, 10:56:01 AM
the politicians who say this are clearly gay
Actually I'd take a wild guess that those politicians are extremist christians.
...ugh...
If masturbation is gay, then I am gay for about an hour or less on some days, but straight the rest of the day.
Is there a particular reason anyone pays attention to what politician's say?
We could, ya know, NOT do what they say. If the entire country disobeys there really isn't a whole lot they can do about it, well, unless they want to get overthrown in a horribly bloody rebellion. *grabs pitchfork for whatever reason*
i'm gay because I watch naked women
okay
Quote from: カスタムロボ13 on September 23, 2009, 03:24:30 PM
i'm gay because I watch naked women
okay
No, you're gay because you touch yourself while watching naked women.
One of the most retarded assumptions ever.
I don't know what else to say, honestly.
Psh, i'm not gay.
I'm lesbian.
::)
Anyway that's stupid. D:
Anyone got a source on this?
No I will not go google "porn is gay politician", because is is a common word, and I'd be searching for "gay politician porn".
Quote from: Totla on September 23, 2009, 06:27:38 PM
"gay politician porn"
god intercourse ing dangit
Now that image won't get out of my head.
Quote from: Totla on September 23, 2009, 06:27:38 PM
Anyone got a source on this?
No I will not go google "porn is gay politician", because is is a common word, and I'd be searching for "gay politician porn".
Actually, I Googled it and got two links.
Source A (http://www.salon.com/mwt/broadsheet/2009/09/22/masturbation_gay/index.html)
Source B (http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/feast-of-fun/2009/09/all-pornography-is-gay.html)
Well DUH! Of course watching a man and a lady screw is gay. NO DISPUTE!!!!! EVER!!!! D: D: D:
As for a non-sarcastic approach, I GUESS it's TECHNICALLY true, KINDA. A little. It DOES make you want to touch yourself. As for touching others homosexually, not so much.
Quote from: Penmoet on September 24, 2009, 01:28:22 PM
Well DUH! Of course watching a man and a lady screw is gay. NO DISPUTE!!!!! EVER!!!! D: D: D:
For a long time in my life, I believed that to be true do to the fact that there's a penis in the video.
Quote from: Penmoet on September 24, 2009, 01:28:22 PM
As for a non-sarcastic approach, I GUESS it's TECHNICALLY true, KINDA. A little. It DOES make you want to touch yourself. As for touching others homosexually, not so much.
You must be able to masturbate before you have sex, 'cause if you don't want to intercourse you, who will? (- The Ugly Truth)
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