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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 01:13:16 AM

Title: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 01:13:16 AM
I just bought (from my job)
a Shiatsu Massaging Cushion Chair......

and Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh........ it feels so good, but it hurts at the same time.
I never realize my  back was either so bony or *Moans* ...........
I had such bony shoulder (*OW!*) blades in my back!

>___<
I love my manager discount ;D

So has anybody got one of these, or sat in one, OR gotten a massage?
How did it feel?

Oh, I also bought one for my neck.
:D
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Doodle on November 04, 2009, 04:19:44 AM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 01:13:16 AM
I never realize my  back was either so bony or *Moans* ...........
I had such bony shoulder (*OW!*) blades in my back!

Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 01:13:16 AM
I never realize my  back was either so bony or *Moans* ...........

Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 01:13:16 AM
*Moans*
...
I have a massage chair somewhere. I guess it's okay, I use it every once and a while.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Tsumaru on November 04, 2009, 04:59:03 AM
*plert*
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Kilroy on November 04, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
Quote from: Tsumaru on November 04, 2009, 04:59:03 AM
*plert*
oh god I lol'd in class
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: SkyMyl on November 04, 2009, 09:29:43 AM
...errr, wow. Just...wow. I can't say anything. D=

I've sat in those chairs more than once, but they didn't seem like they did much for me.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: PsychoYoshi on November 04, 2009, 01:22:48 PM
When I first saw the topic, I thought you were referring t--never mind.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Doodle on November 04, 2009, 01:27:19 PM
Quote from: Tsumaru on November 04, 2009, 04:59:03 AM
*plert*
Ahahahahaha.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Lotos on November 04, 2009, 01:32:22 PM
Quote from: Tsumaru on November 04, 2009, 04:59:03 AM
*plert*

I don't get it D=
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: ThePowerOfOne on November 04, 2009, 02:15:49 PM
Those things hurt... I'm only 135 pounds, so it feels like i'm laying on rocks or something... >_>
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 02:23:51 PM
Quote from: サイコヨッシ on November 04, 2009, 01:22:48 PM
When I first saw the topic, I thought you were referring t--never mind.
Oh, what would you know about that? :P
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Custom on November 04, 2009, 03:01:39 PM
Quote from: サイコヨッシ on November 04, 2009, 01:22:48 PM
When I first saw the topic, I thought you were referring t--never mind.

It's okay, I did too.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Silverhawk79 on November 04, 2009, 04:14:30 PM
Quote from: Tsumaru on November 04, 2009, 04:59:03 AM
*plert*
I laughed so hard I nearly puked.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 06:15:05 PM
What does plert mean?

Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on November 04, 2009, 06:23:03 PM
Orgasmic chair ftw...? 0.o;
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Magnum on November 04, 2009, 06:23:11 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 06:15:05 PM
What does plert mean?
I think that they are HEAVILY implying that you 'Came'.
BTW, massages are pretty freaking awesome!
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 07:37:58 PM
Quote from: Magnum on November 04, 2009, 06:23:11 PM
I think that they are HEAVILY implying that you 'Came'.
BTW, massages are pretty freaking awesome!
WHAT?!? nasty little children they are...
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Kilroy on November 04, 2009, 07:43:15 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 07:37:58 PM

WHAT?!? nasty little children they are...
Well, you did moan.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 07:44:30 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on November 04, 2009, 07:43:15 PM
Well, you did moan.
I could moan for other reasons...

Like eating one of Subway's Macadamia white chocolate chip cookies.
now THAT is a reason to moan, cause having a warm, soft, chewy cookie like that is like having an orgy in your mouth.  :P
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on November 04, 2009, 09:36:03 PM
ITT Star is a pervert.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 11:14:32 PM
Quote from: えっちーせんぱい on November 04, 2009, 09:36:03 PM
ITT Star is a pervert.
Explain that actuation (is that the right word to use?).

Not my fault you children have your mind in the gutter eh!
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Custom on November 04, 2009, 11:16:18 PM
Mmm... This chair feels so.. *moan* ...good. Mmm
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 11:50:33 PM
Quote from: Customrobo13 on November 04, 2009, 11:16:18 PM
Mmm... This chair feels so.. *moan* ...good. Mmm
Shut up Custom! :|



why do I have a feeling that this tread may be quoted by me?
awww
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: PsychoYoshi on November 04, 2009, 11:51:46 PM
Quote from: Magnum on November 04, 2009, 06:23:11 PM
I think that they are HEAVILY implying that you 'Came'.
BTW, massages are pretty freaking awesome!

You're an idiot; come back after you learn what buggery is, darling.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Doodle on November 05, 2009, 03:43:33 AM
Turns out Star has a pain fetish.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Mario583 on November 05, 2009, 05:23:23 PM
/sex


Message Chairs are okay, but a little hard? on the back.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Allegretto on November 05, 2009, 05:24:09 PM
Quote from: Doodle on November 04, 2009, 04:19:44 AM
...
I have a massage chair somewhere. I guess it's okay, I use it every once and a while.
I lol'd.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Mario583 on November 05, 2009, 05:25:13 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on November 04, 2009, 06:23:03 PM
Orgasmic chair ftw...? 0.o;
Big Vibrators ftw? ????
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Mario583 on November 05, 2009, 05:28:34 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 04, 2009, 11:14:32 PM
Explain that actuation (is that the right word to use?).

Not my fault you children have your mind in the gutter eh!
Not my fault that you gave us the wrong impression from your title ::)
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 05, 2009, 10:03:41 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on November 05, 2009, 05:28:34 PM
Not my fault that you gave us the wrong impression from your title ::)
You just read it wrong because of your state of mines.
Naughty naughty children.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: SkyMyl on November 05, 2009, 10:35:58 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 05, 2009, 10:03:41 PM
You just read it wrong because of your state of mines.
Naughty naughty children.
I have a pure* mind and I still misinterpreted the title as a sex thread. =|

*80% of the time. And yes, I know I spelled misinterpreted wrong.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Someguy13 on November 06, 2009, 12:40:11 AM
I'm being perfectly honest when I say that the first think that came to my mind at the topic title was a message.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 06, 2009, 01:50:28 AM
Quote from: Someguy13 on November 06, 2009, 12:40:11 AM
I'm being perfectly honest when I say that the first think that came to my mind at the topic title was a message.
Thank you ! Finally, somebody!
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Doodle on November 06, 2009, 04:01:51 AM
And that's probably the only person you'll get on your side. :3
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: jnfs2014 on November 06, 2009, 11:18:45 AM
I didn't know what it was.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on November 06, 2009, 02:36:46 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on November 05, 2009, 05:25:13 PM
Big Vibrators ftw? ????

When did those come into play? o.o;
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: えっちーせんぱい on November 06, 2009, 06:34:18 PM
Quote from: Sh0rTi on November 06, 2009, 02:36:46 PM
When did those come into play? o.o;
When you quoted the message.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Mystic on November 10, 2009, 10:30:40 PM
My girlfriend gives good massages. I want a professional massage someone though.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Mario583 on November 12, 2009, 03:52:45 PM
That's just great  Mystic...../doens't care.

I still DEEM this thread as Star's Orgasm Thread! ;D
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: Mystic on November 12, 2009, 06:03:00 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on November 12, 2009, 03:52:45 PM
That's just great  Mystic...../doens't care.

I still DEEM this thread as Star's Orgasm Thread! ;D
Bastard.
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on November 12, 2009, 10:51:30 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on November 12, 2009, 03:52:45 PM
That's just great  Mystic...../doens't care.

I still DEEM this thread as Star's Orgasm Thread! ;D
This is NOT the way I wanted this thread to go. :D
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: SkyMyl on November 12, 2009, 11:18:12 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 12, 2009, 10:51:30 PM
This is NOT the way I wanted this thread to go. :D
Well, you DID phrase everything in such a way that it made the thread sound like the chair was engaging in sexual intercourse with you.

But again, no gay overtones./nostalgiacritic
Title: Re: OMGAD .... the pain feels so Good......
Post by: PsychoYoshi on November 13, 2009, 01:27:28 AM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on November 12, 2009, 10:51:30 PM
This is NOT the way I wanted this thread to go. :D

Alright, I'll put it out of its misery.