Fuck that is a great set of links.
I think we can salvage more if we get to work now.
Found the full Doodle 4chan quote:
[spoiler][19:00] <DOODLEboy99> I don't go to 4chan.
[19:00] <DOODLEboy99> I learn memes from you guys.
[19:00] <DOODLEboy99> lol
[19:01] <DOODLEboy99> YOU KNOW WHAT
[19:01] <DOODLEboy99> I WILL GO TO 4CHAN
[19:01] <Zovistograt> OK
[19:01] <DOODLEboy99> AND I WILL GO TO THIS /b/ YOU GUYS LOVE SO MUH
[19:01] <DOODLEboy99> *MUCH
[19:01] <Zovistograt> OK
[19:01] <DOODLEboy99> OK I'M GOING IN
[19:01] <EvilSpud> kbai
[19:01] <DOODLEboy99> Is it .com or .org? D:
[19:01] <Kilroy> org
[19:01] <EvilSpud> .org
[19:01] <PsychoYoshi> Doodle's going to lose his innocence very quickly on /b/.
[19:03] <Kilroy> I can see goatse and be like "hey he can stretch his ass pretty far"
[19:03] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT
[19:03] <DOODLEboy99> THE
[19:03] <DOODLEboy99> ...ok...I'm gonna...scroll down some more...
[19:04] <Kilroy> lol
[19:04] <PsychoYoshi> :D
[19:04] <PsychoYoshi> Meh, none of the Power 5 shocks me these days.
[19:04] <DOODLEboy99> GAH
[19:04] <PsychoYoshi> We've all been so desensitized to them.
[19:04] <DOODLEboy99> MY FREAKING GOD
[19:04] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT IS THAT
[19:04] <PsychoYoshi> That's why they had to use 2G1C and stuff.
[19:04] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
[19:04] <DOODLEboy99> IS THAT SOME GIRL PEEING INTO A CUP
[19:05] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT THE HECK IS WITH THIS
[19:05] <PsychoYoshi> don't overdo it there tiger
[19:05] <Kilroy> Doodle
[19:05] <bluaki> No, let him overdo it, so we have some entertainment
[19:06] <Kilroy> There's worse
[19:06] <Kilroy> There's was a mildly amusing one I saw recently
[19:06] <Kilroy> There was a woman with surplus asparagus
[19:06] <DOODLEboy99> Ew.
[19:06] <Kilroy> And she put it in her vagina and anus
[19:06] <Kilroy> Lots of it
[19:06] <SUPERKOOL> Nice.
[19:06] <Kilroy> I would go find it
[19:06] <Kilroy> But I'm too lazy
[19:07] <DOODLEboy99> EWWWWW
[19:07] <DOODLEboy99> HUGE BUTT
[19:07] <Mystic> Needs more tacos.
[19:07] <SUPERKOOL> Seriously.
[19:07] <Kilroy> SK, Doodle went to /b/
[19:07] <SUPERKOOL> Doodle, run!
[19:07] <SUPERKOOL> Doodle!
[19:07] <DOODLEboy99> THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY
[19:07] <DOODLEboy99> ITS LIKE
[19:07] <Kilroy> XD
[19:07] <SUPERKOOL> Can you hear me Doodle!
[19:07] <DOODLEboy99> AGH
[19:07] <Mystic> lol 4chan
[19:08] <DOODLEboy99> GAH
[19:08] <DOODLEboy99> WHAT IS THAT
[19:08] <DOODLEboy99> THERES A MICROSCOPIC PENIS WHAT THE HECK
[19:08] <Kilroy> Is it on a really happy guy looking at two naked girls?
[19:08] <DOODLEboy99> NO ITS JUST A PENIS
[19:08] <Kilroy> oh
[19:09] <DOODLEboy99> OMG
[19:09] <DOODLEboy99> THAT IS NO GIRL
[19:09] <Kilroy> IT'S A TRAP
[19:09] <DOODLEboy99> OK, I closed it out.
[19:09] <DOODLEboy99> ...WHY DO PEOPLE GO THERE [/spoiler]
Also, I'm going through all of the cached pages and picking out the ones that are perfectly rated or ones that I like. I suggest others to do the same.
I tried going through all the pages that had a "cached" link below it. I got stuck at page 13 (going backwards from the last page).
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I'll finish tomorrow.
And because I don't feel like adding more right now:
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(1:24:22 AM) NintendoMan74: and the glue looked intercourse able
(1:24:25 AM) NintendoMan74: so I intercourse ed it
[23:02] <NintendoMan74> That pic did nothing to me
[23:02] <NintendoMan74> it was just like
[23:02] <NintendoMan74> ohai girls making out
[23:02] <NintendoMan74> kthxbai
[23:02] <Lotos> of course it didn't do anything for you
[23:02] <HTA> Well obviously NM
<NintendoMan74> For those of you who DID see my picture, how do I look? (And please don't say gay or homosexual)
<Hungrygerudo> Queer.
<Cakeman> gaymasexual
<Termanian_Knight> Lesbian
<bluaki> gay or homosexual
<Talim2004> Hermaphrodite..?
<Hungrygerudo> Homogay.
<Sceptile> Homostraight
(06:35:08 PM) Riosan: My dad could beat up your dad.
(06:35:18 PM) VaatixGanon: Yeah, but I could run you over with my car.
* Kilroy has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Rania> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILROY
<Macbeth> wooooooooooooooo
<Viveeanne> Whos Kilroy. ouo
[21:27] -->| NintendoMan74 (NintendoMan@ChatSpike-79732431.res.rr.com) has joined #nsider
[21:27] =-= Mode #nsider +v NintendoMan74 by cookies
[21:27] <cookies> Welcome back, gay sex machine. You were gone for 01d 02:32:39.
[15:08] <VaatixGanon> I once had sex on a rollercoaster.
[15:08] <VaatixGanon> Funny story.
[15:09] <VaatixGanon> I knew a chick who worked at an amusement park.
[15:09] <VaatixGanon> After that, I've been reluctant to ride on roller coasters with the old fashioned carts.
<NintendoMan74> i get mistaken for my father all the time
<NintendoMan74> on the phone
<DOODLEboy99> I get mistaken for my mom all the time
<DOODLEboy99> on the phone
<VaatixGanon> I need to find myself an asian woman and date her.
<VaatixGanon> You all agree with me, don't lie.
<Junior> You can easily get one since asians like small versions of things
<VaatixGanon> I'll just show them a picture of your penis.
[01:30] <VaatixGanon> In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
[01:31] <Sync> 2+2 is 10
[01:31] <Javert> In base four
[01:31] <VaatixGanon> I'M FINE.
(4:00:54 AM) Doodle: !lastgoogle
(4:00:54 AM) DOODLEbot99: The last term(s) searched for were "how to get rid of your penis," by bluaki.
in #nsider:
[20:55] <Zovistograt> .stats Soup
[20:55] <cookies> Soup has: 307 messages said, 928 words said (3.02 words per message), 5311 characters sent (5.72 chars per word), 2 actions used, 100 joins, 69 parts, 31 quits, 2 nick changes, 3 times kicked, and 0 kicks made.
[20:55] <Zovistograt> 100 joins!
[20:55] <Zovistograt> he did his 100th join today <3
[20:55] <Doodle> Hm, he's in #nintendo.
[20:55] <Doodle> Muhahaha.
[20:55] <Zovistograt> we need to give him a cake
in #nintendo:
[20:55] *** Doodle has joined #nintendo
[20:55] <Zovistograt> SOUP
[20:55] <Soup> :|||||||||||||||||||
[20:55] <Doodle> ohai soup
[20:55] <Zovistograt> HAPPY 100TH JOIN IN #NSIDER
[20:55] <Zovistograt> HERE'S A CAKE
[20:55] <Zovistograt> *cake*
[20:55] <Soup> NO
[20:55] <Soup> NEVER AGAIN
[20:55] <Zovistograt> ^___^
[20:55] <Doodle> I LOVE YOU SOUP
[20:55] <Zovistograt> *hug*
[20:55] <Doodle> :3
[20:56] <Soup> wat is going on
[20:56] <Chu> <Soup> no1 wants to play pauper with me ;_; <-- SHOCKING.
[20:56] <Soup> >:B
[20:56] <Doodle> <Zovistograt> HAPPY 100TH JOIN IN #NSIDER
[20:56] <Zovistograt> ^_^
[20:56] <Soup> n
[20:56] <Soup> o
[20:56] *** Efreak has joined #nintendo
[20:57] <Soup> that spells no
[20:57] <Chu> You should all be shot.
[20:57] <Zovistograt> :(
[01:26] <Macbeth> know what beats whoppers?
[01:26] <Doodle> what
[01:27] |<-- Macbeth has left stitch.chatspike.net (Connection reset by peer)
[01:27] <Doodle> Now we'll never know. :(
[19:34] <Riosan> PIANO HERO
[19:34] <Riosan> PLAY LIKE YOU'RE REALLY AT A 10 YEAR OLD'S PIANO RECITAL
[19:34] <Riosan> DON'T HAVE ANY FUN AT ALL
[19:34] <Riosan> WATCH AS YOUR PEERS STARE AND MAKE FUN OF YOU
[19:34] <Riosan> RELIVE PAINFUL CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
[19:35] <Riosan> BRB CUTTING
[19:24] <Silverhawk79> what
[19:24] <Silverhawk79> i thought we were gonna play ;_;
[19:24] <Linkfan> no one wants to play with silver olol
[19:24] <Doodle> lol rejected
[19:24] <Doodle> GO BACK TO PIZZA HUT, YOU TOOL
[19:25] <Silverhawk79> ;_______;
[19:25] <Doodle> jk ily <3
[19:25] <Silverhawk79> <3
[19:25] <Doodle> LOL NOT
[19:25] <VaatixGanon> You know, that was almost funny before your annoying ending, Doodle.
[19:25] <VaatixGanon> Both of them.
[19:25] <Doodle> ;__;
[19:25] <VaatixGanon> Then you ruined it and made yourself look like a moron.
[19:26] <Doodle> :(
[19:26] <VaatixGanon> See, that would have had much less effect if I had said "jk ily <3" after.
[19:26] <Macbeth> and then
[19:26] <Macbeth> LOL NOT
<+Silverhawk79> All this funeral crap makes me wonder what people will say at my funeral.
<+Silverhawk79> And if any NSFCDers will decide to go.
<+Silverhawk79> Which would be kind of neat/weird.
<+Silverhawk79> Doodle will get up and be like
<+Silverhawk79> "LOL HE BROKE HIMSELF XD"
<+Silverhawk79> Everyone: what ;_;
[06:11] <Super> Someone find me some good porn to help me get these images out of my head.
[06:11] <Doodle> Your grandmother is wearing a bikini.
[06:12] <Doodle> She proceeds to take it off.
(2:29:19 PM) Pascal: what the poop
(2:29:25 PM) Pascal: why did this pig
(2:29:29 PM) Pascal: just drop a feather
(2:29:30 PM) Pascal: :|
(2:29:42 PM) Doodle: OH GOD
(2:29:44 PM) Doodle: THEY'RE DOING IT
(2:29:49 PM) Doodle: PIGS ARE TRYING TO FLY
<Silverhawk79> Ever have those gay moments?
<Silverhawk79> My whole life is one of those.
(2009-05-07 17:51:38) bluaki: So, I've never gone out to go do stuff with friends before D:
<+Jatoskep> Fuck, these cashews are like addictive as balls
[19:03] <Jesus> .define STD
[19:03] <cookies> VaatixGanon had oral sex with VaatixGanon and now has huge cysts all over the inside of their mouth.
[19:03] <Jesus> .disable
[19:03] <cookies> cookies's replies in #nsider disabled.
[19:03] <Jesus> That's right.
[19:03] <Zovistograt> lolwut
[19:03] <Doodle> Vaatix sucked his own weiner.
[19:03] =-= Mode #nsider +b *!*@87DED7.CEE279.0A04E3.5434BD by VaatixGanon
[19:04] =-= Doodle was booted from #nsider by House (Out)
[16:21] <Zovistograt> It would be quite bad if I actually did that irl since I'm going to be working at a summer camp where I get kids ages 5-12, sometimes even younger in after hours
[18:44] <Light> Talk about a full house.
[18:44] <Light> I have my uncle, my grandparents, my other grandparents, and my great grandmother.
[18:44] <Light> PLUS the dog, my two sisters, and my parents.
[18:44] <Sync> Where's your great-great-grandma.
[18:44] <Light> Dead.
[18:45] <Sync> it isn't compl-
[18:45] <Sync> o
[18:45] <Sync> ;-;
[18:45] <Light> Six feet under ground.
[18:45] <Light> :|
[18:45] <Silverhawk79> BET YOU FEEL LIKE A DICK NOW, HUH SYNC
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