So to help cure that problem, Post some motherintercourse ing riddles.
"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"
This one's pretty simple.
Quote from: Sync~ on November 17, 2009, 10:25:38 PM
So to help cure that problem, Post some motherintercourse ing riddles.
"What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?"
This one's pretty simple.
the letter M
Good job. Now post a riddle so we can rage trying to figure out what the answer is.
As I was walking to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives.
Each wife had seven bags,
Each bag had seven cats,
And each cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, bags and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
None. It's just you going?
YOU'RE WINNER!
So, next contestant.
OK, your mom has 3 Kids.
One's name is Billy, one's name is Bob, what's the 3rd kid's name?
Thornton?
ME!
Quote from: Doodle on November 18, 2009, 04:21:39 AM
Thornton?
Your mom never had you, or is your name Thornton?
Quote from: L10 on November 18, 2009, 04:35:24 AM
ME!
Your mom never had you, or is your name Thornton?
wat
Quote from: JrDude ½ on November 18, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
OK, your mom has 3 Kids.
One's name is Billy, one's name is Bob, what's the 3rd kid's name?
Quote from: Doodle on November 18, 2009, 04:21:39 AM
Thornton?
OK, your mom has 3 Kids.
OK, your mom has 3
OK, your mom has
OK, your mom
your mom
What do the poor have tons of, but the rich need?
Nobody understood my reference. :(
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 18, 2009, 10:42:30 AM
What do the poor have tons of, but the rich need?
Happiness.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on November 18, 2009, 02:42:27 AM
OK, your mom has 3 Kids.
One's name is Billy, one's name is Bob, what's the 3rd kid's name?
Billy
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 18, 2009, 10:42:30 AM
What do the poor have tons of, but the rich need?
The poor have a lot of nothing; the rich have a little of everything.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 18, 2009, 10:42:30 AM
What do the poor have tons of, but the rich need?
Nothing
And the answers to the riddle I gave was wrong. The name is *insert your name here*
Durp, it's "your mom."
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on November 18, 2009, 10:42:30 AM
What do the poor have tons of, but the rich need?
Children.
Sex.
Change.
Freedom.
Outdoors time.
Sleep.
Plastic bags.
Camping all the time.
space? idk
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
and the answer to silvers riddle is "nothing"
Quote from: Hoss Delgado on November 19, 2009, 12:06:53 AM
If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?
and the answer to silvers riddle is "nothing"
That's what I said. WOO!
Also, the answer to yours is 1.
All right, here is mine:
What have I got in my pocket?
-Your wallet.
-Condoms, possibly used.
-Knife.
Quote from: Super on November 19, 2009, 01:02:21 AM
All right, here is mine:
What have I got in my pocket?
Your hand.
Quote from: JrDude ½ on November 18, 2009, 04:47:50 PM
Nothing
And the answers to the riddle I gave was wrong. The name is *insert your name here*
Durp, it's "your mom."
Finally.