I wonder if when really fat people lose weight they lose a shoe size. I bet that trumps everything else.
Fat guy: I lost fifty pounds.
Other guy: Shut the intercourse up. I used to be an 11 and now I'm a 10.
That'd be hilarious.
Wait... Huh... I never thought about that.
Cool deep story, bro.
Why do some homeless people have short hair? Is there one homeless person who used to be a barber and who makes soup out of everyone's hair? I bet they all look forward to haircut day for the free soup.
haha, never thought of that before, I can say, 35 pounds don't change a shoe size
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 20, 2009, 05:49:45 PM
Why do some homeless people have short hair? Is there one homeless person who used to be a barber and who makes soup out of everyone's hair? I bet they all look forward to haircut day for the free soup.
they probably get their hair cut for free by students D:
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 20, 2009, 05:49:45 PM
Why do some homeless people have short hair? Is there one homeless person who used to be a barber and who makes soup out of everyone's hair? I bet they all look forward to haircut day for the free soup.
This thread is blowing my mind.
And sucking it too.
;D
I bet when Jesus was healing sick people. normal people came up for stupid poop. There was probably a guy whose leg was rotting off waiting for a guy with a really annoying hangnail, a constipated guy, and some chick with the sniffles to get healed so he could get his turn. He would be mad if Jesus got tired after the sniffles chick and went home.
I like where this thread is going.
TOTY
I'm sure Jews were really confused when Islam got big.
"What? Another spin off? I thought we were done after the Christians. Who? Ishmael? Get outta town. Oh, look, Jesus is a minor character in this one. Oy."
I think that if people who only own Madden or a handful of sports titles are going to call themselves gamers, then anytime they play a sport in real life they should have to call it LARPing. Especially if they wear a jersey with a pro player's name on it.
I wonder why farts smell so much worse in the shower. Does the water magically amplify it?
@Silver: Because the steam is hot, and gas travels faster in hotter temperatures,
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 27, 2009, 12:20:41 PM
I wonder why farts smell so much worse in the shower. Does the water magically amplify it?
0_O
You just lost some hott points.
Quote from: NOA_STAR on December 27, 2009, 01:32:16 PM
0_O
You just lost some hott points.
where's he now, at -273?
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 27, 2009, 12:20:41 PM
I wonder why farts smell so much worse in the shower. Does the water magically amplify it?
First, that's nasty... Why would you fart in the shower anyway?
Second, I always thought it was because there was no clothing to hold it back :P
Quote from: Phaze on December 27, 2009, 02:39:55 PM
First, that's nasty... Why would you fart in the shower anyway?
Second, I always thought it was because there was no clothing to hold it back :P
Farts are always louder and smellier when naked. I've proven it. >_<
Note to self: Never fart while having sex.
People really seem to like caffiene products, even if they taste like crap. I'm going to start grinding up caffiene pills into powder and putting it in old salt shakers and call it "Energy Seasoning." That way people can have energy fries and energy corn and energy tequila shots.
Energy Turkey ftw!
Quote from: PokemasterJ on December 27, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
Note to self: Never fart while having sex.
You won't ever need to worry about that, son.
no u
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 27, 2009, 07:03:08 PM
People really seem to like caffiene products, even if they taste like crap. I'm going to start grinding up caffiene pills into powder and putting it in old salt shakers and call it "Energy Seasoning." That way people can have energy fries and energy corn and energy tequila shots.
http://www.aonevitamins.com/caffeine.htm
Right, because you're embarrassed and can't think of an actual response. =o
No, because you're what, 15? And I'm 13. Which means I have two more years to find a girl. And since you're...well...you, I'll probably get laid at an earlier age than you, unless you get some hooker/slut just to say you had sex.
Quotin' time!
Quote from: PokemasterJ on December 27, 2009, 09:14:36 PM
No, because you're what, 15? And I'm 13. Which means I have two more years to find a girl.
I had a girl when I was your age. Younger, even. You haven't found one yet? Oh right, because... *i think im the only one you told, so ill stop here*
QuoteAnd since you're...well...you,
What do you base that on? Maybe you're jealous.
QuoteI'll probably get laid at an earlier age than you,
Sounds HILARIOUS coming from a young one like you. Awwww <3
Quoteunless you get some hooker/slut just to say you had sex.
gasp. kid, is that what you're planning on?
I'm mean. :(
This page is interesting.
Why do you always use my words out of context? ;_;
Quote from: PokemasterJ on December 27, 2009, 11:51:47 PM
Why do you always use my words out of context? ;_;
how is that "out of context"?
Don't make grumpy ol' Uncle Silver lock this thread, now.
uh oh, uncle silver is getting grumpy.
your rocking chair is out on the porch, sir.
My thread ;_;
BFB's thread ;_;
i stole the thread .-.
I watched a documentary on Eddie Murphy the other day. He said it annoyed him that people always complimented him on his role in Dream Girls. He thought his performance in the nutty professor sequel was better because he played so many different roles.
I want to build a time machine, go back to just after Beverly Hills Cop 3, and bring that Eddie to the future so he can kick his own ass.
Quote from: K on December 28, 2009, 11:12:02 AM
uh oh, uncle silver is getting grumpy.
your rocking chair is out on the porch, sir.
oh ok
ALONG WITH MY BOOMSTICK
I'd love to drop shoe sizes. I'm a 16 :\
Quote from: Mystic on December 29, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
I'd love to drop shoe sizes. I'm a 16 :\
whoa bigfoot.
I didn't think a 16 was possible. =O
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 28, 2009, 02:51:07 PM
My thread ;_;
Kaos ruins everything. We know. Post more thoughts please. <3
Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on December 29, 2009, 04:45:59 PM
Kaos ruins everything. We know. Post more thoughts please. <3
coughcoughitwasJ. <3
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on December 29, 2009, 07:11:28 PM
But...but...;_________;
i'll get it back for you. don't worry.
BFB, I'm sorry for Kaos being an ass.
I'm glad Hitler had a stupid looking moustache. It would reaaly suck if he'd have rocked a goatee, and anyone who goatee was compared to Hitler.
Someone carved "PHIL HAS HERPES" on the bathroom tp dispenser. Usually, I wouldn't believe stall graffiti about a manager, but they carved "FOR REAL" afterward, and so I'm inclined to believe it.
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on December 29, 2009, 09:32:22 PM
I'm glad Hitler had a stupid looking moustache. It would reaaly suck if he'd have rocked a goatee, and anyone who goatee was compared to Hitler.
... xD That was great.