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Generally Speaking => Artistic Discussion => Topic started by: Red on December 24, 2009, 02:03:00 PM

Title: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Red on December 24, 2009, 02:03:00 PM
I was watching TV, and then I saw a commercial for Kidz Bop sing the Beatles. I nearly killed myself. Wanna know how bad it is? Here's a link that lets you listen to each song.

http://www.kidzbop.com/music/kidz-bop-collections/Kidz-Bop-Sings-the-Beatles

Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Linkman on December 28, 2009, 02:29:33 PM
What the intercourse  is this poop?

People actually bought enough Kidz Bop poop for them to be able to make a Beatles CD?  I never saw this on T.V. but god darn this is intercourse ing stupid.  I guess they were trying to cash in on the whole Beatles Rock Band and Remasters thing that happened back in September.
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Nayrman on December 28, 2009, 02:35:42 PM
If you want your kids to listen to the Beatles, then listen to the REAL FUCKING BEATLES! @_@:;
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: jnfs2014 on December 28, 2009, 03:01:23 PM
Any song, besides maybe Yellow Submarine, will be utterly contaminated by the extremely loud and poopty voices of the crap formally known as Kidzbop.
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Lotos on January 03, 2010, 07:15:41 PM
I saw this on TV.  I immediately thought about how immoral that CD would be.

Edit:  I did post about this, I should have checked if the picture worked though.

here (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=34154.0)
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Titus Andronicus on January 03, 2010, 11:42:08 PM
there should be more tracks

but in all seriousness, nothing outdoes that little kid from across the universe singing let it be. thats intercourse ing sad. intercourse ing sad.
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Light on January 04, 2010, 02:43:15 AM
Quote from: Lotos on January 03, 2010, 07:15:41 PM
I saw this on TV.  I immediately thought about how immoral that CD would be.

Edit:  I did post about this, I should have checked if the picture worked though.

here (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=34154.0)
I fixed it. :U

Also, I agree that this is awful; this is the worst thing since Bush's election.
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Custom on January 04, 2010, 07:08:21 AM
Yeah, I've hated Kidz Bop since the first album. I don't know how they managed to push like 50 albums out. Who buys this poop?

http://www.kidzbop.com/music/kidz-bop/Party-In-The-USA

What I don't understand is why they have to remake things there were already made for children to listen to.

I demand that they do a Cannibal Corpse cover album.
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Thirdkoopa on January 04, 2010, 09:45:02 AM
Kidz Bop = Shit.

This just adds to the pile
Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on January 04, 2010, 07:08:21 AM
I demand that they do a Cannibal Corpse cover album.
Oh god...A Kidz Bop metal.

I fear for everyone's sanity.
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: Titus Andronicus on January 04, 2010, 01:20:36 PM
Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on January 04, 2010, 07:08:21 AM
Yeah, I've hated Kidz Bop since the first album. I don't know how they managed to push like 50 albums out. Who buys this poop?

http://www.kidzbop.com/music/kidz-bop/Party-In-The-USA

What I don't understand is why they have to remake things there were already made for children to listen to.

I demand that they do a Cannibal Corpse cover album.
you're implying that the original has some quality to it worth preserving
Title: Re: Are you intercourse ing serious?
Post by: RX-78-2 on January 07, 2010, 06:07:52 PM
Quote from: Linkfan on December 28, 2009, 02:29:33 PM
I guess they were trying to cash in on the whole Beatles Rock Band and Remasters thing that happened back in September.
Yeah they definitely are. It's horrible and very unoriginal in terms of marketing. I mean, it's not like anyone else has ever capitalized on the success of the Beatles, is it? *rolling eyes smiley*

Quote from: NOJ_CUSTOM on January 04, 2010, 07:08:21 AM
Yeah, I've hated Kidz Bop since the first album. I don't know how they managed to push like 50 albums out. Who buys this poop?

http://www.kidzbop.com/music/kidz-bop/Party-In-The-USA

What I don't understand is why they have to remake things there were already made for children to listen to.

I demand that they do a Cannibal Corpse cover album.
I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING. I seriously hated those awful high voices even when I was only like 8. Really though, who does buy this immature sonic atrocity that's trying to be passed off as music? I've actually heard of only one person in my entire lifetime (and that of Kidzbop), that has owned a Kidz Bop CD, and that was when it was like Kidz Bop 3.

Quote from: Titus Andronicus on January 04, 2010, 01:20:36 PM
you're implying that the original has some quality to it worth preserving
You're implying that the original has no quality to it worth preserving.