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You wake up.... huh? The world is... black!
>INSERT COMMAND
>SCREAM
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 08:48:23 PM
>SCREAM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
...nothing happens.
>INSERT COMMAND
>check to see if penis is still there
>CUT
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 08:50:40 PM
>check to see if penis is still there
You feel around your crotch area...
There's still a bulge. Thank God.
>INSERT COMMAND.
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 08:51:37 PM
>CUT
You have nothing to CUT with.
>INSERT COMMAND.
>remove pants
>FUCK GROUND
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 08:52:35 PM
>remove pants
You feel around once more... you can't seem to find the top of your pants.
You know, you're still lying on the ground in complete darkness...Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 08:52:52 PM
>FUCK GROUND
You start to dry hump the ground...
Ohhh, yes...
>INSERT COMMAND
>rub the bulge vigorously
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 08:55:11 PM
>rub the bulge vigorously
Along with dry-humping the ground, you start to rub your manly pants-bulge vigorously.
>INSERT COMMAND.
>OOZE TESTOSTERONE
>Dig hole
>lick the ground while yelling "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH"
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 08:56:54 PM
>OOZE TESTOSTERONE
Your pores start to ooze manly testosterone.
>INSERT COMMAND
>roll around on the ground while spraying cum everywhere
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 08:57:46 PM
>lick the ground while yelling "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH"
You do as this command says.
Quote from: IN-SANITY on February 27, 2010, 08:57:15 PM
>Dig hole
Using your MANLY BULGE, you start to dig a hole in the ground.
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 08:59:18 PM
>roll around on the ground while spraying cum everywhere
You spray your MANLY SPERM-OSTERONE into the hole, while still digging deeper.
>FASTER
>plant your "seed" in the hole. over and over again.
>poop in the hole
>sniff the hole
>Cry manly tears into the hole
>gather all items, except anything wet or sticky. or custom.
>become enraged and start beating the hole with your manly fists
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 09:02:52 PM
>sniff the hole
Smells good.
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 09:02:58 PM
>Cry manly tears into the hole
You cry manly tears into the hole, making the stench even better.
Quote from: IN-SANITY on February 27, 2010, 09:03:07 PM
>gather all items, except anything wet or sticky. or custom.
You would, but you cannot see anything!
Quote from: Doodle on February 27, 2010, 09:04:12 PM
>become enraged and start beating the hole with your manly fists
You do as such, beating the general area of the hole.
>urinate into the hole, and create a clone from it
>grope aimlessly in the dark for a light switch, match, flashlight, curtain, or any other source of light imaginable
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 09:05:13 PM
>urinate into the hole, and create a clone from it
You flip back over and urinate into the hole, still beating the area.
>start spinning around till you get really dizzy
>◔ ◡ ◔
>laugh
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 09:06:42 PM
>start spinning around till you get really dizzy
You roll all over the ground, over and over and over...
BANG!
You hit your head hard on what felt like a tree...
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You open your eyes, standing up, next to the hole, in a forest.
>INSERT COMMAND
>lean over, put your head down, and start running at full speed until you hit something.
>stick your fingers out like a bull while you run
>RUN FASTER
>ROAR AS YOU RUN
>FLAIL YOUR ARMS EVERY FUCKING WHERE
Quote from: Doodle on February 27, 2010, 09:11:29 PM
>lean over, put your head down, and start running at full speed until you hit something.
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BANG
After running into the TROLL TREE, a few items fall out of your pockets. A gun, and a piece of paper.
>SHOOT THE TREE WITH THE PIECE OF PAPER
>CUT THE HOLE WITH THE GUN
>equip the face of the trolltree and use it as a mask
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 09:20:08 PM
>SHOOT THE TREE WITH THE PIECE OF PAPER
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Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 09:20:22 PM
>CUT THE HOLE WITH THE GUN
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Quote from: Doodle on February 27, 2010, 09:21:43 PM
>equip the face of the trolltree and use it as a mask
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>FLIP THE TREE OFF WITH YOUR TONGUE
>Jump into the hole that mysteriously looks like the previous hole.
>poop on tree
Quote from: Doodle on February 27, 2010, 09:28:28 PM
>Jump into the hole that mysteriously looks like the previous hole.
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GREAT, BACK TO THIS AGAIN
>poop, then roll in it
>SCARE THE DARKNESS AWAY, USING YOUR SHEER MANLINESS
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 09:34:52 PM
>SCARE THE DARKNESS AWAY, USING YOUR SHEER MANLINESS
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The darkness intercourse ing pussies out.
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AH MY GOD OH FUCK FUCKING BLOOM OW MY EYES OH GOD
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alright we're good
...back to this again
>USING YOUR MANLINESS, FLY INTO THE SKY
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 09:37:45 PM
>USING YOUR MANLINESS, FLY INTO THE SKY
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
You look down...
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HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE A MAP
THERE'S WORDS AND EVERYTHING
>LAND INTO THE SEA OF TIME
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 09:40:08 PM
>LAND INTO THE SEA OF TIME
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this is pretty co
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HOLY FUCK A SHARK
>GET NAKED AS YOU PULL OUT YOUR GUN
Quote from: Doodle on February 27, 2010, 09:49:50 PM
>GET NAKED AS YOU PULL OUT YOUR GUN
YOU ARE NAKED
AND WHAT GUN? IT'S ON THE FUCKING SURFACE
>IMPALE THE SHARK WITH YOUR ROD, AND RAPE IT
>EJACULATE
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 09:52:01 PM
>IMPALE THE SHARK WITH YOUR ROD, AND RAPE IT
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EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SHARKS BLEED ORANGE BLOOD
>have sex with the shark
>VENTURE INSIDE THE SHARK
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 09:56:11 PM
>have sex with the shark
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>MAKE A HORATIO ONE-LINER
Quote from: Doodle on February 27, 2010, 09:57:47 PM
>VENTURE INSIDE THE SHARK
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Mom was always logical.
>SWIM OUT OF THE H2O
>REALIZE YOU CAN'T BREATHE AND START TO PANIC
>EAT AN AIR BUBBLE LIKE IN SONIC 3
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 10:03:50 PM
>SWIM OUT OF THE H2O
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>USE YOUR MANLINESS TO FLY AGAIN
>LAND IN THAT PEPPER PLACE
Quote from: Doodle on February 27, 2010, 10:13:51 PM
>USE YOUR MANLINESS TO FLY AGAIN
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>fly down to rest nily
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 10:15:24 PM
>LAND IN THAT PEPPER PLACE
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boy, this sure is different
>SWIM WITH THE FISHES
>SINK TO THE BOTTOM
>put on your scuba gear
>SWALLOW ALL THE WATER
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 10:18:02 PM
>SWIM WITH THE FISHES
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Sounds good.
>jerk off onto them
>PUT ON YOUR TROLLFACE TO BECOME ONE OF THEM
Quote from: Doodle on February 27, 2010, 10:24:47 PM
>PUT ON YOUR TROLLFACE TO BECOME ONE OF THEM
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Everything went better than expected.
>go back up to the surface
>Follow the trollfish
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 10:33:01 PM
>go back up to the surface
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Sounds good.
>FLY INTO THE SKY MANLY YEAH STUFF
>FLY TO MOM'S HOUSE
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 10:36:31 PM
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OH GOD
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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poomp
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oh look the gun and the piece of paper
>READ THE PAPER
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 10:48:10 PM
>READ THE PAPER
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Side 1.
You flip over the sheet of paper.
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...what's that in the corner?
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:O
>walk back home
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 10:53:47 PM
>go to river town
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WHOOSH
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k we're there
The monotonous town that is Rivertown. How dreadfully boring.
>start screaming
>dig a trench and cry manly tears into it, creating a river
Using your godlike Manliness tell the universe what you desire & force it to appear.
In this case, clearcut instructions on how to get home
Quote from: TUROK on February 27, 2010, 11:24:16 PM
Using your godlike Manliness tell the universe what you desire & force it to appear.
In this case, clearcut instructions on how to get home
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"sup universe uh gimmie directions home"
"..."
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"get the intercourse out of here"
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>go to the city
>moonwalk to the city
>search your pockets for the semi-demented bird
Quote from: Striker Sky on February 27, 2010, 11:49:27 PM
>moonwalk to the city
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MOONWALK COPLETE
Quote from: IN-SANITY on February 27, 2010, 11:49:58 PM
>search your pockets for the semi-demented bird
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(ﾉ 。々°)ﾉ
intercourse that girl
>whip out your dick
Quote from: Customrobo13 on February 27, 2010, 11:59:57 PM
intercourse that girl
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>befriend the derp
>Devour her lungs without cutting her open.
Quote from: Doodle on February 28, 2010, 12:06:14 AM
>befriend the derp
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It already seems friendly with you.
TO BE CONTINUED?
...
...
...>scream?
>Steal that car & bring the wench with you
>ride the derp home
>ask the derp-bired for help