Figured as part of the madness, I'd lay down a challenge.
If we get the best activity out of NSFCD this March Madness since the beginning of 2009, you will see a picture of me. That basically means 10,000 posts this month, some new users, and the like.
If we keep up our recent activity and fun around here we'll definitely hit that. But I want to make sure it carries on...which is why I offer that opportunity to see the man of mystery D:
Oh and we're having a sleepover soon. Date suggestions please.
1: I don't think we'll be able to hit that mark.No, wait, that's a new goal. We've forced activity for minor little things, and this month is pretty good so far. We'll be able to make it.
2: Try next month. You still haven't handed out the sleepover ranks from last time yet.
I still can't find the intercourse ing colour I wanted ;-;
IMPROVISE
ew no sleepover there's too many fags
So 10k posts and we get to see mack? And we're already up to 4k (well close)
...Yeah this'll be cake. Hello more incentive to invite.
OKAY FAGGOTS WE NEED TO MAKE AS MANY THREADS AND POSTS AS POSSIBLE. THEN I CAN SEE IF MACK IS BLACK OR ASIAN.
I don't know if I want to see Mack's face.
It would kill the mystery. :U
Quote from: Doodle on March 11, 2010, 06:03:42 AM
I don't know if I want to see Mack's face.
It would kill the mystery. :U
WHO GIVES A SHIT. THIS IS ONE MYSTERY THAT CAN BE RUINED.
Quote from: Sync~ on March 11, 2010, 05:53:36 AM
OKAY FAGGOTS WE NEED TO MAKE AS MANY THREADS AND POSTS AS POSSIBLE. THEN I CAN SEE IF MACK IS BLACK OR ASIAN.
DON'T WORRY MAN
I'LL SUPPORT YOU IN THAT ALL THE WAY. WE WILL GET 10K WITH MY ADVERTISING AND YOUR POSTING.
Hey Mack.
spoilers: mack is a cat
If we get 20,000 can you post one of Vaati as well?
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb207/BOREDFANBOY/mackcat.png)
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on March 11, 2010, 08:54:12 AM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb207/BOREDFANBOY/mackcat.png)
I lold so hard
Quote from: Customrobo13 on March 11, 2010, 08:32:11 AM
If we get 20,000 can you post one of Vaati as well?
There are pictures of Vaatix on the internet?
Quote from: Sync~ on March 11, 2010, 05:53:36 AM
OKAY FAGGOTS WE NEED TO MAKE AS MANY THREADS AND POSTS AS POSSIBLE. THEN I CAN SEE IF MACK IS BLACK OR ASIAN.
PLOT TWIST: HE'S ACTUALLY KOREAN
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on March 11, 2010, 08:54:12 AM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb207/BOREDFANBOY/mackcat.png)
POTW.
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on March 11, 2010, 08:54:12 AM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb207/boredFANBOY/mackcat.png)
THIS IMAGE OR VIDEO HAS BEEN MOVED OR DELETED.
:(
What.
It's right there in his post.
Quote from: Doodle on March 11, 2010, 12:55:33 PM
THIS IMAGE OR VIDEO HAS BEEN MOVED OR DELETED.
:(
I can see it fine. :|
(http://i43.tinypic.com/4j9qa1.png)
:U
Quote from: Doodle on March 11, 2010, 01:29:09 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/4j9qa1.png)
:U
perhaps he edited his post, fixing the picture after you quoted. GO CHEK FIRST PAGE
Quote from: BOREDFANBOY on March 11, 2010, 08:54:12 AM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb207/BOREDFANBOY/mackcat.png)
I lol'd
(http://i42.tinypic.com/1zb7yo5.png)
anytime next week would be good.
Bored wins two post of the week awards in one day. First his about Conker, then this. That was brilliant.
Quote from: mackormoses on March 11, 2010, 04:19:56 PM
Bored wins two post of the week awards in one day. First his about Conker, then this. That was brilliant.
Look at the advice he gave in mystic's thread in Power Down a month ago. This guy is awesome.
Sleepover on Saturday the 27th kthx.
BOREDFANBOY FOR MEMBER OF THE WEEK Y/Y
come on guys less lurking
we need to see mack's face
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 11, 2010, 07:23:21 PM
BOREDFANBOY FOR MEMBER OF THE WEEK Y/Y
/
Also if we make 25000 this month, I hear Mack's giving us nudes.
Quote from: Big Brother on March 14, 2010, 08:24:43 PM
Also if we make 25000 this month, I hear Mack's giving us nudes.
Yeah but that'll never happen.
Quote from: Piggy on March 14, 2010, 08:53:51 PM
Never say never.
I will never agree with that statement.
Let us do this like Brutus.
Quote from: Big Brother on March 14, 2010, 08:24:43 PM
Also if we make 25000 this month, I hear Mack's giving us nudes.
Does 30000 give us a sex tape with him and Vaati?
OH GOD THE HORROR OF THOSE THOUGHTS.
Quote from: George Babbitt on March 16, 2010, 09:50:57 AM
Does 30000 give us a sex tape with him and Vaati?
OH GOD THE HORROR OF THOSE THOUGHTS.
Yeah, pretty much.
Quote from: Big Brother on March 16, 2010, 12:09:24 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
OK GUYS
THIS IS NOW SERIOUS
MAKE ALL THE TOPICS AND POSTS YOU CAN: NOW. I HEARD IT CONTAINS TWO HOOKERS AS WELL.
But seriously we're already up to 5,600. Seems like this still has a fighting chance. COME ON GUYS.
We have less than half the month left. Totally feasible.
Now, if 80% of the users looking at the topics would instead post in them, we could get this done.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 17, 2010, 09:18:15 AM
Now, if 80% of the users looking at the topics would instead post in them, we could get this done.
well I already changed just for this month so that's no problem. Also we need more topic whores.
edit: oh and partly advertising here but more people should post in my topic in the legacy board.
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 17, 2010, 09:18:15 AM
We have less than half the month left. Totally feasible.
Now, if 80% of the users looking at the topics would instead post in them, we could get this done.
There's nothing to say.
Quote from: Patrick Bateman on March 17, 2010, 10:21:01 AM
There's nothing to say.
Bullpoop. How many times has this answer been given to this question? "Why haven't people been posting?" "There's nothing to talk about."
Oh sweet Jesus he's going to start ranting and moaning.
Just like when he discovered his sandwich didn't have mayonnaise.There's plenty to post about. No one wants to intercourse ing post anything because it takes some gosh darn effort to think of something remotely interesting to post. Especially when it comes to our other boards. Yeah, remember that we have other boards we can post in. The Pokemon board is doing fine in activity, but is seems our poor Anime board isn't as fortunate. We have a whole bunch of Otakus/weeaboos here and they're not posting about Anime in the board that was created SPECIFICALLY FOR THEM.
There's also been a (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=35061.msg542612#msg542612) few (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=35004.0) new threads (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?topic=34917.0) that could be posted in.
No matter how hard you post in that thread, Kilroy isn't going to update it. >.>Also, don't forget Power Down (http://nsfcd.com/index.php?board=112.0), the board made specifically to talk about real life. Start getting more use out of it.
Yeah, I'm surprised the anime board is failing. I thought all of you guys liked anime here.
Hear Mack's Face.
Say Mack's Face.
k i accept your challenge. if you want activity, i'll intercourse ing give you activity. But make it four whores. I'm not feeling the 2:2 ratio.
Quote from: THEBIRD on March 17, 2010, 02:21:12 PM
But make it four whores. I'm not feeling the 2:2 ratio.
intercourse a 4:2 ratio, we should have 4 hookers, 3 lesbians, 2 gay people, 1 transexual, 6 whores, Mack, Vaati, a cat, some vodka, a pokewalker, and some salad island ranch dressing.
It will be the hottest porno ever made.
Quote from: George Babbitt on March 17, 2010, 02:47:38 PM
intercourse a 4:2 ratio, we should have 4 hookers, 3 lesbians, 2 gay people, 1 transexual, 6 whores, Mack, Vaati, a cat, some vodka, a pokewalker, and some salad island ranch dressing.
It will be the hottest porno ever made.
Wait a separate cat beyond me?I mean....nothing....
Quote from: Piggy on March 17, 2010, 01:31:45 PM
Yeah, I'm surprised the anime board is failing. I thought all of you guys liked anime here.
I loved it.
Now? It's more of a once in a while thing. Most series nowadays barely hold my interest enough to actually finish it.
Quote from: Lina Mayfleet on March 17, 2010, 09:12:21 PM
I loved it.
Now? It's more of a once in a while thing. Most series nowadays barely hold my interest enough to actually finish it.
Discuss some older series then. Get people to watch better shows or recommend them to people. Rant about what you think is wrong in anime now. There's 3 different things you can discuss right there.
Speaking of which I'll be posting an awesome topic If you guys can get 8,500 posts before the last week of this contest.
[spoiler]well I may just post it anyways.[/spoiler]
Quote from: King Richard on March 17, 2010, 09:09:56 PM
Wait a separate cat beyond me?
I mean....nothing....
SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE THE COMPETITION.
k guys 3617 posts by the time I post this thread; If you divide it by 13 it makes 278.23 posts per day. If we raise that bar to say, 300 posts a day at least (Which is what we need If we don't want to win at last second) we have our victory.
This is going to be an entertaining 2 weeks. at least it better be
Quote from: George Babbitt on March 19, 2010, 04:36:25 AM
k guys 3617 posts by the time I post this thread; If you divide it by 13 it makes 278.23 posts per day. If we raise that bar to say, 300 posts a day at least (Which is what we need If we don't want to win at last second) we have our victory.
This is going to be an entertaining 2 weeks. at least it better be
Let's get to it, then.
I was going to post something clever to cover the fact I'm doing a plus one, but I didn't. I do, however, wish for success. But look at my post count. I mean, come on. I'm not going to be the drivng force behind a victory.
Not worth increasing activity, you'll have to do better Mack.
Quote from: Werewolf King on March 19, 2010, 04:29:06 PM
Not worth increasing activity, you'll have to do better Mack.
Matt lays down the law.
Quote from: Werewolf King on March 19, 2010, 04:29:06 PM
Not worth increasing activity, you'll have to do better Mack.
True.
You gotta show us your neck too.
Half of the body; Like the regular pics posted.
YOU CAN DO IT MACK. WE CAN HELP.
There are more lurkers than posters here.
Quote from: ElvenWonder on March 20, 2010, 04:16:30 PM
There are more lurkers than posters here.
And this will need to change for at least the next 10 days. We need to win this. It's either now or never.
...Is it me or am I turning into the main protaginist of reaching this goal? Dammit.
TK is a creep.
Quote from: King Richard on March 20, 2010, 09:23:43 PM
TK is a creep.
I will say I laughed. But I should at least just remind you of one thing;
>Forum ploy that ends up not working due to complete lack of motivation
>Forum ploy that ends up working to raise activity partly due to one person posting and uniting some people in work to see a person he's known on the internet for about two years...
...Which the only two people he would be interested to see in which he's known for about two years.
Pick your choice.
Quote from: Zero on March 20, 2010, 09:24:39 PM
He's our favorite creep.
hell yeah :D
Quote from: Third K on March 20, 2010, 07:58:24 PM
...Is it me or am I turning into the main protaginist of reaching this goal? Dammit.
Normally I'm the one to try and fill that void.
Also, you spelled protagonist wrong.
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 21, 2010, 09:16:16 AM
Normally I'm the one to try and fill that void.
Well how about you be my partner/sidekick in
crime filling in the void then?
Quote from: Third K on March 21, 2010, 09:34:30 AM
Well how about you be my partner/sidekick in crime filling in the void then?
Only if that comes with the perk of becoming hero when you die.
Also, my posting spree begins now.
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 22, 2010, 06:44:40 AM
Only if that comes with the perk of becoming hero when you die.
Also, my posting spree begins now.
Deal. And mine does too.
These are our last 10 days. No server breakdowns. Fun.
Don't worry, I'll manipulate the stats at the end of the month so we make it. :B
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 22, 2010, 06:49:05 AM
Don't worry, I'll manipulate the stats at the end of the month so we make it. :B
....why do I wish it was this easy?
It was probably a really bad idea to open the arcade while this was going on. The arcade distracts everyone from posting. EVERYONE.
Quote from: Custom on March 22, 2010, 11:30:38 AM
It was probably a really bad idea to open the arcade while this was going on. The arcade distracts everyone from posting. EVERYONE.
NOT ME. Because I use core and I'm not changing my theme.
Quote from: Custom on March 22, 2010, 11:30:38 AM
It was probably a really bad idea to open the arcade while this was going on. The arcade distracts everyone from posting. EVERYONE.
Considering how bad the games are I don't see why.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
without me.
Quote from: Zero on March 22, 2010, 01:30:15 PM
Considering how bad the games are I don't see why.
Seriously. Then again Flash games can be addictive for short periods of time...
Quote from: K on March 22, 2010, 02:04:52 PM
YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
without me.
So does that mean you're in?
Quote from: Third K on March 22, 2010, 02:15:38 PM
Seriously. Then again Flash games can be addictive for short periods of time...
Well yeah but its not like we have Tetris or
Raiden or anything worthwhile.
Oh we have tetris. We have other great games too. Bloons is a ton of fun. Bookworm. I'm in love with Connect 4. You kids.
Also, bad idea? No, it was a ploy to save my face. Which, by the looks of things, you guys won't be seeing :0)
If this picture is to see the light of day, I want it with you and an explicit hand gesture.
Quote from: King Richard on March 22, 2010, 05:57:41 PM
Also, bad idea? No, it was a ploy to save my face. Which, by the looks of things, you guys won't be seeing :0)
Point of view.
But now, not saying we'll see it? Oh this is war now Mack. This is war. I'm depriving my sleep until I see 300 posts for today :|
...Because I have nothing else to do tomorrow and I'm not tired.
That better follow through on all of the rest of the days as well - 300 posts.
PROTIP: game boards
Quote from: King Richard on March 22, 2010, 05:57:41 PM
Also, bad idea? No, it was a ploy to save my face. Which, by the looks of things, you guys won't be seeing :0)
Just you wait, poop hole. With Third K, we can reach the goal you set. All it takes is knowing how to manipulate crowds. Once you have that skill, anything is yours.
This is just a simple bet...there's no reason to sound like a killer...
To give a small convincing speech;
Ok, why wouldn't you do this asides from actually being busy? For the months I've been here before march, we've ended up running into a cycle of "well not much is going on" "we should do something" *Not much happens from most events" And by not participating you end up just contributing to that cycle. Even If the end result isn't all that you want you're at least contributing to the overall community. If you don't want to post yourself then see that referral mode over there? Yes. You can invite other people.
What else can you do If you don't want to have to make a bunch of posts? Make neat topics. They don't even have to be long topics; Just something good to keep a discussion or insightful thought on. Because, well, that's partly what a forum is about in the first place.
And furthermore this goal isn't truthfully all that hard. We've made it still standing to this day, so If we're so close to the darn end we might as well get there even If everything isn't as expected. It's like saying "I'm going to go run over to the store then back home" but stopping at the store because you don't want to have to go back home due to cleaning the trash
...Which even then is not that bad.
Quote from: King Richard on March 22, 2010, 06:12:44 PM
That better follow through on all of the rest of the days as well - 300 posts.
PROTIP: game boards
I dunno. I just don't talk about games with NSFCDers. I do with Boyah and NS2. It just feels weird talking about games with NSFCDers. :(
Quote from: Third K on March 22, 2010, 02:15:38 PM
So does that mean you're in?
Nope. I will sit back making a tenth of my regular daily amount of posts while you all fail at seeing what Mack looks like. I really don't care what he looks like to be honest, but obviously he has a reason for hiding his face this whole time <3
Quote from: Custom on March 23, 2010, 01:44:44 AM
I dunno. I just don't talk about games with NSFCDers. I do with Boyah and NS2. It just feels weird talking about games with NSFCDers. :(
:( I think it's partly because we're all so broad with our gaming. It kinda also feels weird because we never actually have consistent discussions often.
We should fix that.
Quote from: K on March 23, 2010, 03:37:42 AM
Nope. I will sit back making a tenth of my regular daily amount of posts while you all fail at seeing what Mack looks like. I really don't care what he looks like to be honest, but obviously he has a reason for hiding his face this whole time <3
OKAY GUYS
THIS IS NOW K PARTLY ON THE OPPOSING SIDE OF THIS WAR
YOU GUYS DON'T WANT K AND MACK TO WIN NOW DO YOU?
IF YOU LET THEM WIN YOU'RE LETTING A FURRY AND A STRICT DUDE WIN. YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
edit: Also mack what day are you revealing this on If we win? Because April 1st sounds rather fishy. Very fishy.
Quote from: Third K on March 23, 2010, 05:02:15 AM
edit: Also mack what day are you revealing this on If we win? Because April 1st sounds rather fishy. Very fishy.
Watch when his "face" turns out like K's
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4385656281_f44ac34fbf_o.jpg)
Quote from: TUROK on March 23, 2010, 12:40:32 PM
Watch when his "face" turns out like K's
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4066/4385656281_f44ac34fbf_o.jpg)
I wonder how many times that picture is going to appear. Oh no, it's not gonna become a NSFCD meme, is it? God I hope not. D:
Quote from: K on March 23, 2010, 01:12:26 PM
I wonder how many times that picture is going to appear. Oh no, it's not gonna become a NSFCD meme, is it? God I hope not. D:
I only thought of it when KJ said she imagines we look like our Avatars. & your avy was well, awesome.
Quote from: Third K on March 23, 2010, 05:02:15 AM
:( I think it's partly because we're all so broad with our gaming. It kinda also feels weird because we never actually have consistent discussions often.
We should fix that.
OKAY GUYS
THIS IS NOW K PARTLY ON THE OPPOSING SIDE OF THIS WAR
YOU GUYS DON'T WANT K AND MACK TO WIN NOW DO YOU?
IF YOU LET THEM WIN YOU'RE LETTING A FURRY AND A STRICT DUDE WIN. YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
edit: Also mack what day are you revealing this on If we win? Because April 1st sounds rather fishy. Very fishy.
/me gasps
YOU'RE RIGHT
WE CAN'T LET KAOS WIN
Quote from: Custom on March 23, 2010, 01:44:44 AM
I dunno. I just don't talk about games with NSFCDers. I do with Boyah and NS2. It just feels weird talking about games with NSFCDers. :(
HELLO SIR.
HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OF TEH VIDYA?
I SURE AS HELL HAVE. I'M FINALLY GOT AT MEGA MAN AGAIN.
I'm leaving anyway, I don't know how you people expect me to stay.
Quote from: Sync~ on March 23, 2010, 01:27:56 PM
HELLO SIR.
HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR DAILY DOSE OF OF TEH VIDYA?
I SURE AS HELL HAVE. I'M FINALLY GOT AT MEGA MAN AGAIN.
FUCK YEAH I AM. CONSOLE DEBATES. DISCUSSIONS. EVERYTHING. LET'S HAVE IT ALL.
I'M PLAYING THROUGH PATAPON AND FF TACTICS RIGHT NOW. GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PLAY WHILE POSTING SO I HAVE STUFF TO POST AND DISCUSS WITH YOU GUYS ABOUT.
Quote from: Third K on March 23, 2010, 01:34:20 PM
FUCK YEAH I AM. CONSOLE DEBATES. DISCUSSIONS. EVERYTHING. LET'S HAVE IT ALL.
I'M PLAYING THROUGH PATAPON AND FF TACTICS RIGHT NOW. GONNA STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PLAY WHILE POSTING SO I HAVE STUFF TO POST AND DISCUSS WITH YOU GUYS ABOUT.
FUCK I NEED TO TRY PATAPON OUT. DO YOU RECOMMEND IT? ALSO NEVER PLAYED FF TACTICS. I'D LIKE OTHER PSP GAMES THOUGH.. GOT ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
Quote from: Sync~ on March 23, 2010, 01:36:59 PM
FUCK I NEED TO TRY PATAPON OUT. DO YOU RECOMMEND IT? ALSO NEVER PLAYED FF TACTICS. I'D LIKE OTHER PSP GAMES THOUGH.. GOT ANY RECOMMENDATIONS?
YES I RECOMMEND PATAPON. PRETTY NEAT GAME FOR ONLY 10$. FF TACTICS THE WAR OF THE LIONS; IT'S A PORT MADE BETTER ON THE PSP THAN THE ORIGINAL. THAT'S TWO PSP GAMES FOR CHEAP ALREADY.
I HEAR GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE FULL VERSIONS OF ROCK BAND UNPLUGGED AND FF DISSIDIA. THE PSP APE ESCAPE ON THE LOOSE IS RATHER EASY BUT ODDLY ENJOYABLE MUCH LIKE KIRBY GAMES.
Quote from: K on March 23, 2010, 01:33:15 PM
I'm leaving anyway, I don't know how you people expect me to stay.
Then stop posting this stuff and leave. Just like I said, you're in it only for the attention.
Quote from: King Richard on March 22, 2010, 05:57:41 PM
Oh we have tetris. We have other great games too. Bloons is a ton of fun. Bookworm. I'm in love with Connect 4. You kids.
Raiden
Mack's ultimate goal is to distract us enough to not reach 10k posts.
DON'T LET HIM WIN.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 24, 2010, 06:22:44 AM
Mack's ultimate goal is to distract us enough to not reach 10k posts.
DON'T LET HIM WIN.
I won't; I just need to get by with a little help from my friends.
WE CAN DO THIS. WE'VE GOTTEN 300 EACH DAY AND GOT A BIT OVER THE PAR YESTERDAY. LET'S KEEP GETTING OVER THE STANDARD.
THAT WAY WE WIN EARLIER AND SECURE OUR VICTORY EARLIER.
Quote from: Third K on March 24, 2010, 06:32:46 AM
I won't; I just need to get by with a little help from my friends.
WE CAN DO THIS. WE'VE GOTTEN 300 EACH DAY AND GOT A BIT OVER THE PAR YESTERDAY. LET'S KEEP GETTING OVER THE STANDARD.
THAT WAY WE WIN EARLIER AND SECURE OUR VICTORY EARLIER.
YEAH LET'S DO IT.
SORRY ABOUT NOT POSTING MUCH YESTERDAY, TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDYA GAMES
Or rather, swearing at the TV in rage for three hours.
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 24, 2010, 11:14:09 AM
SORRY ABOUT NOT POSTING MUCH YESTERDAY, TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDYA GAMES
Or rather, swearing at the TV in rage for three hours.
Post about something to do with your experiences on the raging.
See? Your three hours turns into a new topic. :B
Quote from: Third K on March 24, 2010, 11:18:30 AM
Post about something to do with your experiences on the raging.
See? Your three hours turns into a new topic. :B
[spoiler]I was actually planning on doing that anyway. =3[/spoiler]
Also, new thread in Akihabara. More like a desperate grasp on a topic in an Anime board, but it still counts.
I read it. Had nothing pleasant to say about the genre so I decided I just wouldn't post there. lol
Quote from: Zero on March 24, 2010, 11:25:05 AM
I read it. Had nothing pleasant to say about the genre so I decided I just wouldn't post there. lol
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 24, 2010, 11:21:57 AM
Amazingly enough, I don't have anything else to say. So, segue. Has there ever been an anime you just watched on a whim for no reason other than, "Eh, I'm bored."? For me, it would probably be this.
You kids. Making this a chat thread. here, let me lock this.
Quote from: King Richard on March 24, 2010, 06:50:35 PM
You kids. Making this a chat thread. here, let me lock this.
Your plan to slow us down will not work.
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc158/friendly_h/over10K.png)
If we get the best activity out of NSFCD this March Madness since the beginning of 2009, you will see a picture of me.
Please note that this is post 666 of the day.