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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Doodle on March 11, 2010, 01:01:06 PM

Title: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Doodle on March 11, 2010, 01:01:06 PM
Sauce (http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/03/10/forbes.list/index.html?eref=igoogle_cnn)
QuoteNew York (CNN) -- Forbes magazine released its annual list of the world's richest people Wednesday, and for only the second time since 1995, Microsoft founder Bill Gates' name was not at the top.
This year, the title of "World's Richest" went to Mexican telecom mogul Carlos Slim, with a net worth of $53.5 billion.

QuoteThis year, the title of "World's Richest" went to Mexican telecom mogul Carlos Slim, with a net worth of $53.5 billion.

Quotetitle of "World's Richest" went to Mexican

QuoteMexican
oh god they're learning
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: SkyMyl on March 11, 2010, 01:14:25 PM
QuoteMexican
(http://i42.tinypic.com/dme3rq.gif)
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 11, 2010, 01:16:33 PM
guys don't be racist
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Chris8492 on March 11, 2010, 01:17:31 PM
Grow up people -_-
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Cornwad on March 11, 2010, 01:27:35 PM
I didn't believe it either. The only logical explanation is that he stole all of the money when Bill Gates wasn't looking or CNN is lying. Both are pretty likely.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Anarchy_Jas on March 11, 2010, 01:34:54 PM
So the richest guy in the world is Mexican. Grow the intercourse  up. *eyeroll*
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Cornwad on March 11, 2010, 01:36:09 PM
I guess this explains the current state of Mexico. All of their money is in one person.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Kilroy on March 11, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
It's been like this for years.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Cornwad on March 11, 2010, 02:32:24 PM
Quote from: Kilroy on March 11, 2010, 02:24:01 PM
It's been like this for years.
According to the same website this is only the second time in about 15 years that Gates hasn't been on top.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 11, 2010, 03:42:18 PM
Oh, nice thing to hear about my previous country. Stop being racist, people.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Cornwad on March 11, 2010, 03:48:57 PM
Quote from: AuraChannelerChris on March 11, 2010, 03:42:18 PM
Oh, nice thing to hear about my previous country. Stop being racist, people.
You left for a reason. I can say with confidence it was because your previous country wasn't exactly a great place to live. It isn't racist to be surprised that the richest person lives in a third world country. It's a shame he isn't as nice a guy as Bill Gates is, he could really help those people out.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 11, 2010, 03:59:53 PM
Quote from: Cornwad on March 11, 2010, 03:48:57 PM
You left for a reason. I can say with confidence it was because your previous country wasn't exactly a great place to live. It isn't racist to be surprised that the richest person lives in a third world country. It's a shame he isn't as nice a guy as Bill Gates is, he could really help those people out.
I left because I couldn't enter a high school, and I lost a whole year of school.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Chris8492 on March 11, 2010, 04:06:35 PM
Quote from: AuraChannelerChris on March 11, 2010, 03:59:53 PM
I left because I couldn't enter a high school, and I lost a whole year of school.

Darn, i don't know if thats good or bad.

Geez, twice in 15 years Bill Gates has been beaten. Thats not much, but congrats to the people that manage to accomplish something this big.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Macawmoses on March 11, 2010, 04:17:37 PM
It's surprising only because of the state of Mexico, which I'd call second world. We expect the US to pull off the win, and when it doesn't, it only makes sense that the UK, France, Germany, Japan, or Canada would be in the spot.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Custom on March 11, 2010, 05:20:14 PM
New users need to learn bout NSFCD.

We've always teased Sync for being Mexican. None of you ever said anything before. It's just a joke. :|
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Titus Andronicus on March 11, 2010, 05:27:48 PM
he'll get swine flu in a few days anyway

or just chill with everyone on spring break in cancun
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Lohn Jocke on March 11, 2010, 05:28:41 PM
Quote from: Anti-Lucario Custom on March 11, 2010, 05:20:14 PM
New users need to learn bout NSFCD.

We've always teased Sync for being Mexican. None of you ever said anything before. It's just a joke. :|
Silly Custom, you keep forgetting.
The internet is the most serious of business in the whole world.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Lotos on March 11, 2010, 06:03:48 PM
Quote from: Anti-Lucario Custom on March 11, 2010, 05:20:14 PM
New users need to learn bout NSFCD.

We've always teased Sync for being Mexican. None of you ever said anything before. It's just a joke. :|

Four users?  C'mon people, look at the chat thread a little more.  Or go to IRC.

Quote from: mackormoses on March 11, 2010, 04:17:37 PM
It's surprising only because of the state of Mexico, which I'd call second world.

This.  When you hear of Mexico in the news, it usually has to do with drugs.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Syncopathic on March 11, 2010, 08:00:50 PM
FUCKING BEANER.
THEY NEED TO STOP LEARNING AND GO BACK TO GROWING MY GOD DAMN POT. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL BE USEFUL. :| :| :| :| :|

But really, seeing a Mexican being the richest man in the world is surprising. It's a poophole, how the intercourse  did he acquire so much money?
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Custom on March 11, 2010, 08:02:18 PM
Quote from: Sync~ on March 11, 2010, 08:00:50 PM
FUCKING BEANER.
THEY NEED TO STOP LEARNING AND GO BACK TO GROWING MY GOD DAMN POT. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY'LL BE USEFUL. :| :| :| :| :|

But really, seeing a Mexican being the richest man in the world is surprising. It's a poophole, how the intercourse  did he acquire so much money?

Those Mexicans are pretty good at growing that pot. Just ask any Alex on the forum.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Lotos on March 11, 2010, 08:12:42 PM
Quote from: Zeke the Lucario on March 11, 2010, 01:17:31 PM
Grow up people -_-

If I recall correctly, MYL is Hispanic.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: SkyMyl on March 11, 2010, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Mynamewastoolongsoitgotchanged on March 11, 2010, 08:12:42 PM
If I recall correctly, MYL is Hispanic.
You're correct.

I'm just humoring the mexican jokes the forum has made in the past years.
Also, jokes. They aren't meant to be taken seriously.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Lotos on March 11, 2010, 08:20:55 PM
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 11, 2010, 08:19:15 PM
Also, jokes. They aren't meant to be taken seriously.

Exactly :)
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Captain Justice on March 11, 2010, 08:26:02 PM
Quote from: AuraChannelerChris on March 11, 2010, 03:42:18 PM
Oh, nice thing to hear about my previous country. Stop being racist, people.
your previous country sucks balls
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Custom on March 11, 2010, 08:41:58 PM
Quote from: Captain Justice on March 11, 2010, 08:26:02 PM
your previous country sucks balls

another example of why hoss is the best user
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Lotos on March 11, 2010, 08:43:28 PM
Quote from: Captain Justice on March 11, 2010, 08:26:02 PM
your previous country sucks balls

Damn it Hoss; you actually made me laugh.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Doodle on March 12, 2010, 02:56:39 AM
Quote from: Mynamewastoolongsoitgotchanged on March 11, 2010, 08:43:28 PM
darn it Hoss; you actually made me laugh.
Hey, me too. :U
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 12, 2010, 10:10:00 AM
Quote from: Captain Justice on March 11, 2010, 08:26:02 PM
your previous country sucks balls
Not really. We have the best Coca Cola of the world.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: SuzuneS0R on March 12, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
Quote from: AuraChannelerChris on March 12, 2010, 10:10:00 AM
Not really. We have the best Coca Cola of the world.

True fact.

It's made with pure Cane sugar than that other Processed corn syrup stuff.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 12, 2010, 10:44:20 AM
Quote from: Captain Justice on March 11, 2010, 08:26:02 PM
your previous country sucks balls
Hoss you're amazing (http://i41.tinypic.com/30rkxmw.gif)
Quote from: Suzune1 on March 12, 2010, 10:13:32 AM
True fact.

It's made with pure Cane sugar than that other Processed corn syrup stuff.
intercourse  your coke poop when I can just go get pepsi or another beverage and use that to stay up all night for sure.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Captain Justice on March 12, 2010, 10:45:05 AM
Quote from: Third K on March 12, 2010, 10:44:20 AM
Hoss you're amazing (http://i41.tinypic.com/30rkxmw.gif)intercourse  your coke poop when I can just go get pepsi or another beverage and use that to stay up all night for sure.
im Echo btw, if who remember you that is
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 12, 2010, 10:46:50 AM
Quote from: Captain Justice on March 12, 2010, 10:45:05 AM
im Echo btw, if you remember you that is
I would've called you by echo but I wasn't sure if you were trying to keep a lowdown on your name. Not like it matters now.

also you have censors on? You should edit that.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Zero on March 12, 2010, 11:08:09 AM
You can actually get soda made from cane sugar and not corn syrup in the States, but it can be difficult to find depending on where you are. Thankfully since I live in Florida it isn't that hard to find.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Chris8492 on March 12, 2010, 11:48:05 AM
Quote from: Zero on March 12, 2010, 11:08:09 AM
You can actually get soda made from cane sugar and not corn syrup in the States, but it can be difficult to find depending on where you are. Thankfully since I live in Florida it isn't that hard to find.

Sadly I can't get Pure cane sugared soda where i live because i'm too far north. (New Hampshire)

I've been down to Costa Rica and Cancun, Mexico though. Along with a lot i experienced down there, I also did realize the difference with the Coke Cola and other soda down there. It's much better than the stuff i get up here.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Allegretto on March 12, 2010, 12:29:23 PM
Damn it.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Minimcbeef on March 12, 2010, 03:04:53 PM
He's got a huge monopoly on telephones in Mexico. It's not too surprising once you google it.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: JrDude on March 12, 2010, 03:44:31 PM
Quote from: MasterYoungLink on March 11, 2010, 01:14:25 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/dme3rq.gif)
This.
Also, grow down you pathetic monkeys, ever since racism has been declared bad, racist JOKES have been sweeping the nation, one of them is "if ur mexican u also: are poor; can live with 40 people in 1 room and still be comfortable; like tacos; can make tacos; if you work in a fast food place, it's a taco shack; 40 can fit in 1 car; fight one, and a bunch of other ones will come out of nowhere to assist the harmed one; can jump fences; no ablo inglesh"
If I missed any, let me know.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 12, 2010, 03:58:50 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 12, 2010, 03:44:31 PM
If I missed any, let me know.
Funny how you said no racism jokes yet you managed to list almost every mexican joke in the book. (http://i41.tinypic.com/30rkxmw.gif)

Also mexican people smell bad and can border hop.. Only adding because you asked.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: JrDude on March 12, 2010, 04:48:41 PM
Quote from: Third K on March 12, 2010, 03:58:50 PM
Also mexican people can border hop
That was basically the "jumping fences" thing.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 12, 2010, 05:42:15 PM
Oh, and we also have the best Doritos.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: DededeCloneChris on March 12, 2010, 05:49:45 PM
Quote from: Third K on March 12, 2010, 10:44:20 AM
intercourse  your coke poop when I can just go get pepsi or another beverage and use that to stay up all night for sure.
And every single other popular soda product here is way better, including Pepsi.

EDIT: Except the obscure ones.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Captain Justice on March 12, 2010, 11:05:36 PM
Quote from: Zero on March 12, 2010, 11:08:09 AM
You can actually get soda made from cane sugar and not corn syrup in the States, but it can be difficult to find depending on where you are. Thankfully since I live in Florida it isn't that hard to find.
God I miss Florida, Louisiana isn't that bad a state and all but Florida was legit.

and JrDude, Mexico sucks
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Tupin on March 13, 2010, 12:15:49 AM
He owns one of the worlds biggest telecommunications company, according to Wikipedia, his company controls 90% of all telecommunications in Mexico and has a significant stake in most of Latin America and Brazil. I would think he would be pretty wealthy.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Custom on March 13, 2010, 03:07:53 PM
Quote from: AuraChannelerChris on March 12, 2010, 05:42:15 PM
Oh, and we also have the best Doritos.

Yes, but in some places in Mexico, people eat bugs.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on March 13, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 12, 2010, 04:48:41 PM
That was basically the "jumping fences" thing.
Oh yeah one more. "All mexicans have mustaches"
This is going to be an awesome list.
Quote from: AuraChannelerChris on March 12, 2010, 05:49:45 PM
And every single other popular soda product here is way better, including Pepsi.
That better be an overstretch or you just put my expectations really high.

Whatever. I'll just use mentos and sour skittles to make my soda good. It'll also make me high while you guys can have poisoned water. Beat that!
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Redpaige13 on March 13, 2010, 03:34:08 PM
Oh God I'm in tears, you guys got me laughing so hard. xD

I gotta tell this to Hero.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Dog Food on March 13, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
Fuck yes.

The richest man in the world is Lebanese.

Suck it, ninnyes.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Syncopathic on March 13, 2010, 10:08:39 PM
JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Custom on March 13, 2010, 10:34:28 PM
Quote from: (K)ilo (J)oules on March 13, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
Fuck yes.

The richest man in the world is Lebanese.

Suck it, ninnyes.

no we can't let the muslims do this
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Dog Food on March 13, 2010, 10:42:13 PM
Quote from: Custom on March 13, 2010, 10:34:28 PM
no we can't let the muslims do this
B-But... he's catholic ;-;.

My church even talked about him in a pamphlet. ...Cause it's a Lebanese catholic church...
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Syncopathic on March 13, 2010, 11:17:50 PM
Quote from: (K)ilo (J)oules on March 13, 2010, 10:42:13 PM
B-But... he's catholic ;-;.

My church even talked about him in a pamphlet. ...Cause it's a Lebanese catholic church...
oh ok then he's fine.

Also >Lebanese Catholic church
wat
...There's such a thing?
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Captain Justice on March 14, 2010, 01:01:57 AM
Quote from: (K)ilo (J)oules on March 13, 2010, 09:56:30 PM
intercourse  yes.

The richest man in the world is Lebanese.

Suck it, ninnyes.
I'm 1/8 lebanese
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Magnum on March 14, 2010, 01:29:58 AM
Wow. Just wow. Guy must be a VERY good business man... and close to a Monopoly, if he doesn't already have it.
Title: Re: The richest man in the world.
Post by: Dog Food on March 14, 2010, 08:44:01 AM
Quote from: Lina Mayfleet on March 13, 2010, 11:17:50 PM
oh ok then he's fine.

Also >Lebanese Catholic church
wat
...There's such a thing?
Sort of. The priest is Lebanese so all my Lebanese family members go to him because they sing and talk in Arabic.