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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: JrDude on March 15, 2010, 04:46:14 PM

Title: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 15, 2010, 04:46:14 PM
Long ago for no reason, it decided to hate YouTube, well that got fixed somehow, but it was retarded anyway.
Forever now, it's hated other sites, but rather than going to a dumb page saying page can't do something, it just freezes my computer. And no, I'm not talking about porn sites, just some random sites that you wouldn't expect to have a problem, like Yahoo, I decided to look at my email account thingy for whatever reason, and whenever I tried to log in, FREEZE, to the point where the only solution is to manually turn off the computer, and no matter how many times I turned it back on and tried again, FREEZE.
Same with DeviantART, except different, it freezes randomly.
And now, it decides to hate my school, I go to a website where I buy stuff from my school, I log in, and it FREEZES. Just like Yahoo, no matter how many times I try, it freezes again!
And this is just my dumbass computer, I tried it in my gramma's computer, and everything went fine, hell, on Yahoo, I tried it on Internet Explorer and it worked fine, for some reason my FireFox on this computer hates certain websites.
HOW DO I FIX MY RETARDED COMPUTER?!
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: L10 on March 15, 2010, 04:49:51 PM
Reinstall FF or use a different browser like Chrome
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: Custom on March 15, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
I don't know what you did, but most of the time it's not the machine that's causing the problem. User error, my friend.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 15, 2010, 04:53:39 PM
Quote from: L10 on March 15, 2010, 04:49:51 PM
Reinstall FF or use a different browser like Chrome
How do I reinstall? You have to remember that I'm almost as retarded as my computer.

Quote from: Patrick Bateman on March 15, 2010, 04:51:01 PM
I don't know what you did, but most of the time it's not the machine that's causing the problem. User error, my friend.
I'm so sicking my dogs on you.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: L10 on March 15, 2010, 05:03:47 PM
Control panel> Add/Remove Programs > uninstall FireFox

Go to their site, redownload it, install
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 15, 2010, 05:14:59 PM
Quote from: L10 on March 15, 2010, 05:03:47 PM
Control panel> Add/Remove Programs > uninstall FireFox

Go to their site, redownload it, install
Wow, if anything that made it worse, this time I didn't have to log in for it to freeze, I just had to hit the maximize button. -_-;
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Turok on March 15, 2010, 05:45:56 PM
Sounds similar to what I had. your computer is new? Like does it have bad specs or not? Your Antivirus working okay?

Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 15, 2010, 05:58:36 PM
Quote from: Drizzt on March 15, 2010, 05:45:56 PM
Sounds similar to what I had. your computer is new? Like does it have bad specs or not? Your Antivirus working okay?
A few years old, antivirus isn't protecting anymore, don't know how to make it again.
Oh yeah, this has been happening before the antivirus stopped working.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on March 15, 2010, 06:22:04 PM
Thought about bringing your computer to a computer repair shop or something?
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Turok on March 15, 2010, 06:28:13 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 15, 2010, 05:58:36 PM
A few years old, antivirus isn't protecting anymore, don't know how to make it again.
Oh yeah, this has been happening before the antivirus stopped working.
Okay, is windows update also malfunctioning?
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: Dog Food on March 15, 2010, 06:47:36 PM
Sounds like a virus.

Install malware protection.

Or go to your task manager and check your processes. If anything there looks like it doesn't belong there, delete it.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Turok on March 15, 2010, 07:02:30 PM
Quote from: Piggy on March 15, 2010, 06:47:36 PM
Sounds like a virus.

Install malware protection.

Or go to your task manager and check your processes. If anything there looks like it doesn't belong there, delete it.
The kind he has is almost impossible to kill, it embeds itself into system processes like explorer & winlogon. All I could do was back up & reinstall. (well I upgraded, but still)

Again, this is if it is what I had, & it sounds almost exactly like it
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: L10 on March 15, 2010, 07:06:27 PM
http://malwarebytes.org/
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: Silverhawk79 on March 15, 2010, 09:33:22 PM
Back up what's important, reformat, and start over.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Turok on March 15, 2010, 09:48:53 PM
Quote from: L10 on March 15, 2010, 07:06:27 PM
http://malwarebytes.org/
It most likely blocks this, or you do get it & it doesn't find anything. I had to get malwarebytes from CNet.
Quote from: Big Brother on March 15, 2010, 09:33:22 PM
Back up what's important, reformat, and start over.
This is your best bet. I know it sucks, but do it. And after you reinstall, download PeerBlock.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 15, 2010, 09:52:11 PM
I did the Malware thingy and it scanned and found problems... what do I do now..?
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Turok on March 16, 2010, 12:02:21 AM
I dunno how it works, as I never got to that stage in malware bytes. look for a delete or remove option I guess.

good luck
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: Custom on March 16, 2010, 08:22:25 AM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 15, 2010, 09:52:11 PM
I did the Malware thingy and it scanned and found problems... what do I do now..?

Fix them.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Doodle on March 16, 2010, 03:00:34 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 15, 2010, 09:52:11 PM
I did the Malware thingy and it scanned and found problems... what do I do now..?
Kill/Get rid of/Delete/etc.
What else would you do. :U
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: L10 on March 16, 2010, 03:17:55 PM
You check them all, click the remove, it'll want to restart(do so), should all be good if that was the problem

I recently had to get rid of some adbock bypasser bullpoop
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 16, 2010, 06:37:08 PM
Well did the Malware or thing, it found 13 things, I clicked remove, after restart and less than a day later, I go back to the most recent website that made my computer freeze, and guess what? It froze...
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: L10 on March 16, 2010, 07:06:11 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 16, 2010, 06:37:08 PM
Well did the Malware or thing, it found 13 things, I clicked remove, after restart and less than a day later, I go back to the most recent website that made my computer freeze, and guess what? It froze...
Did you try Chrome or maybe even Opera, you said IE worked right?
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 16, 2010, 07:12:07 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmaybe later.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Doodle on March 17, 2010, 10:43:27 AM
What browser are you even using?
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: L10 on March 17, 2010, 03:59:31 PM
Quote from: Doodle on March 17, 2010, 10:43:27 AM
What browser are you even using?
I think he's using FF
If other browsers work fine than there is probably just something wrong with his FF, not his computer


Maybe try clearing your cookies and such
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Mister_Belmont on March 17, 2010, 05:00:41 PM
Why are you so intercourse ing retarded? You should basically know what to do by now, so I'll, instead, point how much of an idiot you are for even getting yourself into this situation.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
Quote from: Mister_Belmont on March 17, 2010, 05:00:41 PM
Why are you so intercourse ing retarded? You should basically know what to do by now, so I'll, instead, point how much of an idiot you are for even getting yourself into this situation.
You're a little late, I've known for about all my life that I'm an idiot.

Quote from: L10 on March 17, 2010, 03:59:31 PM
I think he's using FF
Maybe try clearing your cookies and such
Yes I am using FF.
And I recently cleared all my Cache and Cookies recently for a different reason.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: L10 on March 17, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
You're a little late, I've known for about all my life that I'm an idiot.
Yes I am using FF.
And I recently cleared all my Cache and Cookies recently for a different reason.
try FF's safemode
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Zero on March 17, 2010, 08:22:28 PM
Quote from: Mister_Belmont on March 17, 2010, 05:00:41 PM
Why are you so intercourse ing retarded? You should basically know what to do by now, so I'll, instead, point how much of an idiot you are for even getting yourself into this situation.

Whoa there. How about instead of being a pseudo-intellectual and a pompous poop hole you help the guy out in any way you can? Attacking him doesn't do a intercourse ing thing.

@JrDude, back up what you can, and format your drives. Not much else you could do.

EDIT: On second thought, give me your computers specs. Start>Run>dxdiag. If it's your computers specs then you'll have to upgrade. If the computer is fine specs wise then try CCleaner, Spybot, and AVG Free Edition. All of which are programs I personally use and they work pretty well in terms of computer maintenance..
         
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 17, 2010, 08:40:44 PM
Explain that in an easier way for an idiot to understand. I mean it, I don't get what you're saying.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: Zero on March 17, 2010, 08:47:21 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 17, 2010, 08:40:44 PM
Explain that in an easier way for an idiot to understand. I mean it, I don't get what you're saying.

lol alright then. Go to your Start menu. Then click on "Run". In the Run bar, type in "dxdiag" without the quotes. That should prompt your computer to list the specs of the computer, in other words, its processor, graphics card, operating system, etc. Once you have those specs that are in the System and Display tab, just use your PrtSc key, which copies your desktop as an img file. Then paste it into paint, save, then upload it to tinypic or something and post it....or you could just copy and paste, whatever.

If your specs aren't horrendous then they aren't the problem and you'll have to try a few other things to get your computer up to snuff. If they are then you'll have to either A)Upgrade your computers parts or B)Buy a new computer.

And if all else fails you can back up your crap onto an external drive and just format the computer. It looks like that's the option you'll be taking so far, frankly.
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: JrDude on March 17, 2010, 10:13:23 PM
You lost me at "Run"
I see no "Run"
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So Fucking Retarded? -_-
Post by: Turok on March 17, 2010, 10:17:52 PM
Quote from: JrDude ♦ on March 17, 2010, 10:13:23 PM
You lost me at "Run"
I see no "Run"
just type it into the search bar in the start menu
Title: Re: Why Is My Computer So intercourse ing Retarded? -_-
Post by: Friendly Hostile on March 17, 2010, 10:52:31 PM
Quote from: Mister_Belmont on March 17, 2010, 05:00:41 PM
Why are you so intercourse ing retarded? You should basically know what to do by now, so I'll, instead, point how much of an idiot you are for even getting yourself into this situation.
This is going to be your warning.  Either provide assistance, or cease posting in this thread.



Also, JrDude:

To get the Run menu up, hit the Windows button and "R" at the same time.