Theme songs for sale! Theme songs for sale!
Granted, I don't know you all that well to make it truly reflect your personality, and I can't guarantee anything of the highest caliber, but I am on break this week with nothing better to do than toy around with Sonar Home Studio. Just let me know if you're interested and I'll put something together in a jiffy. Fair warning though: there are no refunds!
EDIT: Another fair warning, I can't save files in MP3 format, so you'll have to make due with the hefty yet more sonorous WAV file format.