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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Dog Food on May 20, 2010, 07:00:09 PM

Title: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Dog Food on May 20, 2010, 07:00:09 PM
I lost something again. It couldn't have left my house. I've looked everywhere for that stupid intercourse ing iPod. Even used a flashlight and went all CSI on everything. This happens all the time to me. I swear it isn't me, I think someone or something is taking my things away from me. Like those motherintercourse ing underpants gnomes. I mean, it's like when I lost my glasses and never found them again. Then I lost my second pair of glasses and found them a long time later in a random box that I never would have put them in. And then I lost them again and they were gone for good. Where the intercourse  do my things all go? God dangit that iPod cost me a poopload of money.

...I can't go to sleep until I find that intercourse ing iPod. I need it tomorrow and so I'm going to intercourse ing find it if it's the last thing I do.

Discuss losing things.
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Psilocybin on May 20, 2010, 07:21:00 PM
L  O  S  T
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Thirdkoopa on May 20, 2010, 07:44:54 PM
I'm organized so I don't lose things often unless someone else manages to lose it. I really hate when they're all like "Oh it's not a big deal" And yet the same continuous problem happens.

Sucks still. Hope you find your iPod.
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Eizweir on May 20, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
Always look in the cushions of any couch or chair you were sitting in, it might've fallen out of your pocket like mine always does =/
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Dog Food on May 20, 2010, 07:55:34 PM
Quote from: Roy Khan owns you on May 20, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
Always look in the cushions of any couch or chair you were sitting in, it might've fallen out of your pocket like mine always does =/
I've ransacked my entire house. No couch, chair, or any other piece of furniture has went unturned. No matter how hard I look, these things never show up again. This is the usual trend, so I'm not expecting to find it again for a few months, if at all. And if I do find it, it'll be when I least expect it or by complete accident, as per usual.
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: The Riddler on May 20, 2010, 07:59:24 PM
I lose everything. Especially my phone, my wallet, and my keys.

I have a key finder on my keys and in my wallet now.
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Eizweir on May 20, 2010, 08:01:34 PM
If you've had a ride with any friends ask them if it's in their car.

Happens to me quite often
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Thirdkoopa on May 20, 2010, 08:17:36 PM
Quote from: KJ on May 20, 2010, 07:55:34 PM
I've ransacked my entire house. No couch, chair, or any other piece of furniture has went unturned. No matter how hard I look, these things never show up again. This is the usual trend, so I'm not expecting to find it again for a few months, if at all. And if I do find it, it'll be when I least expect it or by complete accident, as per usual.
Keep a note of where you keep checking.

It usually works for me when raiding the house.
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Dog Food on May 21, 2010, 08:39:15 PM
My mom found it this morning. It was stuck in the absolute corner of the couch, past the cushions (which I took off) and stuck deep in the crack. Must have been from when a couple of my friends and I all got piled into that corner. Well I got lucky, she found it just in time for the long ride.

So yay, it all works out in the end. Can't say the same for the millions of other things I've lost and have never seen again.
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: MoS on May 21, 2010, 09:12:20 PM
That's good, I thought for sure the Sleestak's took it.
Title: Re: The Land of the Lost
Post by: Night the Lucario on May 22, 2010, 05:26:33 AM
I find the probability of finding something your house has eaten is inversely proportional to how important it is to you.